#paris in book =/= paris in movie

[fromkenari]

Waterloo Letters #1: Paris?

Paris? A agcd@eclare45.com                 3/3/20 7:32 PM to Henry His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Whatever, Don’t make me learn your actual title. Are you going to be at the Paris fund-raiser for rainforest conservation this weekend? Alex First Son of Your Former Colony

Re: Paris? Henry hwales@kensingtonemail.com                 3/4/20 2:14 AM to A Alex, First Son of Off-Brand England: First, you should know how terribly inappropriate it is for you to intentionally botch my title. I could have you made into a royal settee cushion for that kind of lèse-majesté. Fortunately for you, I do not think you would complement my sitting room decor. Secondly, no, I will not be attending the Paris fund-raiser; I have a previous engagement. You shall have to find someone else to accost in a cloakroom. Regards, His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales

Re: Paris? A agcd@eclare45.com                 3/4/20 2:27 AM to Henry Huge Raging Headache Prince Henry of Who Cares, It is amazing you can sit down to write emails with that gigantic royal stick up your ass. I seem to remember you really enjoying being “accosted.” Everyone there is going to be boring anyway. What are you doing? Alex First Son of Hating Fund-raisers

Re: Paris? Henry hwales@kensingtonemail.com                 3/4/20 2:32 AM to A Alex, First Son of Shirking Responsibilities: A royal stick is formally known as a “scepter.” I’ve been sent to a summit in Germany to act as if I know anything about wind power. Primarily, I’ll be getting lectured by old men in lederhosen and posing for photos with windmills. The monarchy has decided we care about sustainable energy, apparently—or at least that we want to appear to. An utter romp. Re: fund-raiser guests, I thought you said I was boring? Regards, Harangued Royal Highness

Re: Paris? A agcd@eclare45.com                 3/4/20 2:34 AM to Henry Horrible Revolting Heir, It’s recently come to my attention you’re not quite as boring as I thought. Sometimes. Namely when you’re doing the thing with your tongue. Alex First Son of Questionable Late Night Emails

Re: Paris? Henry hwales@kensingtonemail.com                 3/4/20 2:37 AM to A Alex, First Son of Inappropriately Timed Emails When I’m in Early Morning Meetings: Are you trying to get fresh with me? Regards, Handsome Royal Heretic

Re: Paris? A agcd@eclare45.com                 3/4/20 2:41 AM to Henry His Royal Horniness, If I were trying to get fresh with you, you would know it. For example: I’ve been thinking about your mouth on me all week, and I was hoping I’d see you in Paris so I could put it to use. I was also thinking you might know how to pick French cheeses. Not my area of expertise. Alex First Son of Cheese Shopping and Blowjobs

Re: Paris? Henry hwales@kensingtonemail.com                 3/4/20 2:43 AM to A Alex, First Son of Making Me Spill My Tea in Said Early Morning Meeting: Hate you. Will try to get out of Germany. x

McQuiston, Casey. Red, White & Royal Blue: A Novel (pp. 152-156). St. Martin's Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

[nikswonderland]

[aubreyplazawife]

imagine this as the opening scene of a sapphic rom com set in paris staring alycia debnam carey

[bear-pattern-hamster]

"Carrie eating broccoli🧸 🐹"

This is Carrie, a hamster with a bear pattern on her butt.

She is a female golden hamster.

"🧸pattern🐹" → "🧸＆🐹"

[rwrbmovie]

That when I sleep, I see you, the dip of your waist, the freckle above your hip, and when I wake up in the morning, it feels like I've just been with you, the phantom touch of your hand on the back of my neck fresh and not imagined?

[hellish-cruelty]

Lately been thinking a lot about having to explain everything through words and what it means to share that invisible understanding with someone.

Movies in order- Pierrot le Fou (1965), Worst person in the world (2021), Vivre sa vie (1962), Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2004), Pulp fiction (1994)

[alexjcrowley]

This Bond with this Q. Do you see the vision.

[solarsleepless]

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[per1w1nkl3]

listening to notre dame the paris (the musical) and thinking about how in offering esmeralda a shelter in notre dame quasimodo was giving her everything he could, everything he had. thinking about how letting someone enter in a space that's always been yours and only yours your entire life, where you've been isolated from everyone else is such an intimate act. he was laying himself bare for her.

[artist-heart83]

I don’t have a specific type of ship and then I pull out this bitches

[wildatheartkinsey]

i love this quote so much

[aubreyplazawife]

the sapphic movie we all deserve

[bear-pattern-hamster]

"Hamster, rabbit and Carrie🐹🐰🧸🐹"

This is Carrie, a hamster with a bear pattern on her butt.

She is a female golden hamster.

"📖Paperback Italian version📘"

[cuntylestat]

girlies i'm scaredddd

[gregor-samsung]

L'avenir [Things to Come] (Mia Hansen-Løve - 2016)