#pancake asks

[pancake-breakfast]

Sunbathing for the micro fiction game! (And if you're feeling it, for Trigun)

Thanks for the ask! (Prompt list for reference)

#8: Sunbathing (with a Trigun flavor)

Wolfwood opened the door to the patio and immediately winced. On the one hand, he had found his targets. On the other hand....

"What the hell are you two doing?"

Legato and Elendira were each sprawled out on outdoor recliners and stripped down to nearly nothing. Their skin was covered in a sheen of oil that made them glisten in the light of the twin suns. Between them on a small table sat a pitcher and two tall glasses filled with a yellow-orange drink that smelled of fruit and alcohol. But most confusingly, they both seemed to have placed pieces of cucumber over their eyes.

"Apapap! Shhhhh." Elendira pinched her fingers together indicating Wolfwood should shut his trap. "You're ruining the mood. Try again in a more suitable tone if you have anything important to say."

Wolfwood took a deep breath and exhaled it slowly, trying to keep his composure. He didn't think anything was wrong with his original tone, but Elendira had clearly made up her mind and he was in no mood to piss her off.

"Conrad wanted you guys for something," he said. "But why're ya both sitting out here dressed like that? What's with the cucumbers? Ya had too much to drink?"

"Oh, darling, we haven't had nearly enough." Elendira picked up her glass and took a sip through a straw that looked needlessly complicated, but did prevent her from having to lift her head enough to disturb the cucumbers.

"We're sunbathing," said Legato. "And these are swimsuits, the traditional attire for sunbathing. Not that I'd expect a cretin like you to know."

Wolfwood felt his cheeks flush. Legato was right, though. Wolfwood couldn't even conceive of why someone would want to do anything resembling "bathing" in the unbearable heat of the suns.

"It's good for the complexion," said Elendira.

A smile tugged at the edges of Legato's lips. "I never said that."

"What?" Elendira lowered her drink and tilted her head ever-so-slightly in Legato's direction.

"I said it was good for your health," said Legato, reaching for his own drink, "and it is, but not for your skin. The two suns plus the oil are absolutely terrible for keeping one's skin light and healthy."

Elendira had sat up entirely as Legato explained, cucumbers falling away from eyes that burned with malice.

"What's your problem?" Legato's casual tone was betrayed by the wolfish grin spread across his face. "Surely you're not mad at me for your own misinterpretation of things."

Elendira's jaw was clenched so tight Wolfwood thought she might crack her teeth. She turned to him and forced a smile on her face.

"And what exactly did Conrad want from us, Punisher?"

Wolfwood shrugged. "Didn't say. Just said I should find ya and tell ya to go to his office."

"Very well." Elendira stood up and wrapped herself in a robe she had draped over the back of her recliner. "I'll handle this myself. With any luck, it will include some much-needed violence." She practically spat the last words in Legato's direction. Legato himself seemed unfazed. With a "hmph," Elendira strode off back into the facility.

Legato waved a hand at the glass and pitcher next to him.

"Mimosa, Punisher?"

Wolfwood stared for a moment, uncertain he'd followed any of what had just happened. Then he plopped himself down on the Elendira's vacated recliner and reached for the pitcher. "Yeah, sure. What the hell."

[00just-a-pancake00]

Helloo!! :D I heard you write for Honkai Imapct (3rd) if I'm correct! If it's not too much trouble, are you able to write a fic for that if you're able to? If you've played in the Elysian Realm, or you've heard of Elysia, can I request lee!raiden mei and ler!elysia? Personally I think the Herrcher of Lightning is too serious and she needs to ease up a bit! And who can do that better than Elysia?

Feel free to decline this or ignore this ask! Have a nice day/night!! :D

Sure thing! Although my writing declines cuz if social work, I'll do my best.

And yes, Elysian Realm was my fave arcs and Ler Ely is a thing <3

[nartothelar]

Aw, the Joltik got scared! -gives it a button cell- Sorry, I don't have AAs on me.

snack time

[pigdemonart]

Can you imagine Bowser sing a love song to Luigi :) ? With the piano and all :D

Incredible timing, because I was in the middle of doodling this:

It’s true love because they are both big cringe failures.

[jesuistrestriste]

girl you're literally the best writer here. Please please pleaaaaaaase can you do a part 2 of fwb Art who gets attached to you quickly 🛐 I'M BEGGING YOU

< pt 2 to this >

well.

you caved.

goddamnit, you caved quick too.

as soon as those tears spilled down his cheeks and into the crook of your neck, it was over. you wonder if maybe he weaponized his emotions a little to get you to stay, but it doesn’t really matter now, does it?

you did as he begged for you to do; you stayed the night with him. you expected that maybe he would try to have sex with you again, but it never happened.

as soon as you agreed to not go back to your own bed, he pressed kisses over your neck and held you tight. he gave you one of his loose stanford tennis tees and a pair of his boxers for you to sleep in, and then he coaxed you under the sheets. no grinding, no handsy touches, nothing.

he just laid there with you, breathing softly and comfortably as he rested his head on your chest, and fell asleep. you stared at the ceiling for most of the night just thinking ‘what the hell have i just gotten myself into’. if only you’d had the strength to refuse him before, because now you could tell he was in it.

bad.

you wake up in the morning after a night of inner turmoil and feel a comfortable weight behind you. a ghost of warmth pressed up against your back, and oh god, he’s spooning you. his arms are wrapped around your torso and his legs are tangled with yours.

you try to very quietly shift out of his hold, grabbing onto the side of his bed and pulling yourself towards it, but he just whines softly in his sleep and then tugs you right back flush to his chest. you sigh. you cave again, and let him keep you.

the both of you stay that way for another thirty minutes before art nuzzles into your shoulder and starts to stir. he presses three kisses to your neck as he sits up, and then gazes lazily down at you with lidded eyes as he takes in the sight of your features in the sunlight creeping through his blinds.

he’s only ever seen you in the dark; after parties and in response to your 1 AM bootycalls. how could he have ever gone this long without seeing you like this? the way your skin shines, the depth of the color in your irises, the little crevices and dips in your nose and cheeks and chin that make you look like you were lovingly sculpted by the hands of an artist. like you were someone’s muse.

you can see it in the way he looks down to you.

there’s going to be absolutely no (easy) way to get out of whatever you just started with him. one night changed everything. at least in his mind, you were sure of it.

he reaches a hand up and brushes his thumb over your lips, studying you before he knows you’ll turn away.

and then his lips are pressing down to yours. a soft, sweet, tender gesture that says so much more than you necessarily want from him. he only pulls back to whisper one thing, his eyes holding the same—almost nervous—vulnerability that they had the night before when he had weeped a plea into your frame.

“so..” he chews the inside of his cheek, “can i make you breakfast..?”

…

oh boy.

[nightwonder7]

smiles deviously as you convert to nortalice brainrot

My heckin' brainro- 💥💥💥

Okay, but seriously, this was just as slippery of a slope as when I first entered the IDV fandom hfjdksfd I didn't intend to fall so deep into it as I did 😭 Like??? This is how it started:

And this is how it's going:

Like?? Explain this! How?? I mean, I know how, but how?? Do you see what I mean?? There is no logic or reason, only brainrot 💀 It's all fun though ;w; I'm just equally flabbergasted as I am delighted to be here ghjfhdsjkgfhdjshgd

[shittyutmv]

I am determined to be the third one of these- WE MUST MAKE IT A CHAIN-

ask: *blows up pancakes with mind*

good riddance !!!!!!! killer by rahafwabas cross by jakei95

[digitalfishwish]

Kit's Traybake Pancakes (cinnamon apple var.) - Updated!

Love eating pancakes but hate making them? This traybake pancake recipe may be for you! Making these gives me enough pancake squares for 6 days (5 if you eat two on the day you make them). They’re fluffy, reheat well, can either be eaten with or without maple syrup, and are very customizable! I recommend adding fruit and protein powder like I do in this recipe, making it a (slightly) healthier breakfast than just pure carbs.

(Updated) instructions under the cut!

Full disclosure, the base for this recipe was the mug pancake recipe from Emma’s Goodies, which you can watch here!

I made this mug pancake for years (except with tripled portions because I was using a very big mug) and it was super delicious! However, for just one mug pancake, it was a bit of a production and didn’t feel super worth it. Thusly, I have adapted the recipe to be made in a 13”x9” baking tray, which makes a whole lot of breakfast.

Recipe (serving size: 2 squares):

Base Ingredients:

12 tbsp. butter (I use salted, if you don’t have salted butter, add a small amount of kosher salt to your recipe)

9 tbsp. (1/2 cup+ 1 tbsp) granulated sugar

12 fl.oz. milk (I use skim, use whatever kind you like)

3 cups all-purpose flour

3 tsp. baking powder

Customizable Ingredients:

1 scoop protein powder (I use vanilla flavored whey)

1/4 cup of maple syrup (ideally not pancake syrup, they’re different)

1 apple (I use McIntosh or Honeycrisp)

A piping hot cup of apple tea with a heaping tablespoon of honey

Nutmeg, cinnamon, cardamom to taste, for sprinkling on top

Base Instructions:

Heat oven to 375°F, take out a 13”x9” nonstick baking pan and spray bottom and sides with cooking spray (yes theoretically I know you don’t need to spray a nonstick pan but better safe than sorry).

If you choose to put apple chunks in, I recommend doing this step first. I personally like to let the chunks soak in my favorite loose leaf apple tea (non-sponsored plug)! Boil a cup of water and fill the tea infuser with tea. Add a heaping tablespoon of honey to the cup and stir until it dissolves. Then put them infuser in and steep the tea for three minutes, after which you should give the mug a final stir and pour it into a bowl. See “customizable instructions, steps 2-4” for how I recommend cutting the apple. After that, put the peeled apple chunks into the bowl of delicious tea and let them soak until it’s time to add them later on!

If you’re not putting apple in, do this step first. Put butter in a bowl and melt it in the microwave. I recommend microwaving for 1m20s.

Put butter in a stand mixer, preferably with the paddle attachment. While you heat the milk in the microwave* (40 seconds, I use a glass liquid measuring cup), add the granulated sugar to the mixer. Once the milk is heated, give it a real quick stir, and then add it and use one of the lower settings on your mixer.

(If you have customizable wet ingredients, add them now!)

Add the flour and baking powder, mix again on low setting until it forms a batter (a small amount of lumps is okay from what I’ve heard, you don’t want to overmix).

*You can’t put cold milk into hot butter, it will form little clumps and be gross

Customizable Instructions:

Add a 1/4 cup of maple syrup (as above, preferably before the flour, with the other wet ingredients), and also one scoop of your preferred protein powder. Mix on low setting until it’s incorporated.

Peel the apple wedges with a peeler (don't use the skin, you'll thank me later). If you have an apple cutter (the thing that looks like a wheel with handles), use that. If you don’t:

Take your apple and a large, sharp knife (be careful) and cut the apple in half vertically. Then place it down with the core side up, and cut each apple half like so: cut off the left side, avoiding the core, followed by the right. Then turn what’s left of the half apple on its side, and cut off the last piece at the back. Do the same for the other apple half, then chop the segments into whatever sized chunks you want.

Use as much of it as you want, but I myself use the whole apple. (If you don’t, eat whatever segments you don’t intend to use for a lil snack.) Then put apple chunks into mixer, and half the tea if you made it, and mix until incorporated. (Drink what tea remains, it’s even more delicious now that the fresh apple’s been in it!)

Baking Instructions:

Pour batter into greased baking tray, shake the pan until the batter is flattened and reaches all the corners (or use a spatula and spread it evenly by hand). Optional: Sprinkle the top with cinnamon, nutmeg, and cardamom according to your tastes. I tend to have a heavy hand even if I don’t mean to, but it still comes out very tasty! (and smells great while baking!)

When the oven reaches temperature (if you preheated it at the beginning, it may have already been at temperature for a while) put the pan in and cook for 35 mins. Know your oven and if it tends to be hotter or colder*, adjust cook time as necessary.

When the timer goes off, test the center in several places with a toothpick. As long as it doesn’t come out goopy, you’re good! (crumbs on the toothpick is fine) I say test in several places because if you accidentally go through a piece of apple, your toothpick may come out slightly wet, but that doesn’t mean the pancakes aren’t done. If it's not done, cook in intervals of 5 minutes, testing each time the timer goes off.

Take pan out and use a butter knife or a pie serving spatula and poke around the edges of the pan to free the pancake traybake from the edges. Let cool for 10 minutes.

Cut into squares. I tend to cut 12 pieces, but you could go smaller or larger depending on how much you intend to eat at once.

*How do I know if my oven runs hot or cold, you may ask? If any recipe you make comes out raw and/or takes longer to cook than the instructions say, your oven is colder! If your food ends up burnt and/or takes less time to cook than the recipe instructions say, your oven is hotter!

Enjoy! I eat two squares at a time and it makes a good breakfast! For storing, put however much of it you can eat in 2-3 days in the fridge. Store the rest in the freezer.

For any customizing other than what I did, use whatever fruit, spices, syrups, and/or protein powders you want! Just be aware that more fruit in the batter means it may take longer to cook!

If you make them, either the same way I did here or differently, let me know how they came out!

OLD EDIT: After some experimentation, it seems like the pancakes come out more moist if baked for 35 minutes at 375°F! I also soak the apple pieces in a cup of “Apple Blood Tea” (find it on adagio teas, it’s super delish!) with honey at the beginning of the process, then add the ‘marinated’ apples and half a cup of the tea into the batter.

NEW EDIT 09/2024: I just changed the recipe whether it needed changing, since I realized that changing stuff behind the readmore didn’t transfer to previously reblogged posts 😫 I also added image descriptions.

[spookyteeth]

uhmm hummm uhhmmm may u draw my fav picture of gerard evr?? /nf :3

the dance party will feature all you can eat pancakes, doctors warn however, this might cause a pan-ache

in other news!!

I LOVE PANCAKE REPORT RAHGGGGGGGG

[pastadoughie]

You but like uuh loaf form

[ask-the-pioneer]

Here a little pearl necklace for pioneer :D hope he likes it hehe , I was wondering Dose he know sign language ?

"Oh? You want me to have this...?"

She tumbles the necklace in her hands, admiring it.

"This is... amazing... the colors, the luster, even the size. No irregularities, no scratches. If you look close enough, you can see the very fine ridges of data burned into the outer layers of those pearls. It's like they have just been extracted from a memory conflux. They're in perfect condition!"

For a moment, Marbles loses herself completely in the awe, wondering what treasures of knowledge could be hidden in those beautiful pearls... so much so that she starts to drool.

She quickly snaps out of it, and signs a polite "thank you" towards the kind stranger.

[pancake-breakfast]

LMAO mr. Yaoi proportions..... you're right, he has the beauty and vibe of a toxic, yandere seme

Ahahahaha, exactly! I'd say something about Qian Jin not being out of place in a BL, but this is Link Click we're talking about, so that's kind of a given....

[starflungwaddledee]

So, how did J and starstruck dee actually meet?

jalastruck au (J, JAU!Galacta, and starstruck) and its girlies-centric subset jstruck au is an enormous, sprawling, oc x oc AU. it spans at least several decades of in-universe time, a dozen or so arcs, and has multiple endings. there's also a bunch of endings we haven't even fully figured out or finalised yet.

you'd think, therefore, that the set up for this AU would be equally complex and cool and important! but actually... not really.

when MoonVerc3X and i started in on it, we were a bit less about "how'd they get into the same space" and more about "what mayhem occurs once they're together in that same space"!

so we went for the quickest, easiest option.

the single most important thing we had to deal with in setting up how starstruck got into J's timeline- because it had to be this way. their timelines cannot co-exist, and J would not survive in starstruck's- was this question:

"how come starstruck's friends don't come for her? how come bandee isn't sending out the entire waddle dee army to find her? how come kirby doesn't tear apart the space time continuum to rescue her?"

because friends like the dream land four simply wouldn't just let you vanish into a portal and not divide the universe to get you back. and the long-short of that,

is that they never even knew she'd gone. J and the JAU timeline are from @moonverc3x's oc story!!

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[futturmangamez]

What are you doing if you wake up with me on top of you like this??🤔

[toxycodone]

I hope this isn’t too all over the place because I’m not the best at wording my thoughts so I hope this isn’t a jumbled mess! 😭

I’m not the anon who suggested it, but bard!reader x chilchuck has been haunting me - especially when paired with the posts you’ve made about him

Tallman bard reader who always gets on his last nerve, teasing and sassing him, flirting with him (and the whole party, which just makes it worse); constantly testing his ‘no party relationships’ rules.

But also…bard reader who’s the ‘can’t handle the consequences’ type of flirt—can’t take what they dish out—but will continue to push his buttons regardless. (This part is a bit indulgent lol)

Once he realizes this tho I can’t decide if he’d weaponize it or not, since he dislikes romantic stuff which I’d assume includes flirting .. chat pls advise

Then throw in your headcanons that he’d be dom-leaning & kind of aggressive in bed and BAM I’ve been tormenting by thoughts of brat tamer chilchuck!

I just love the concept of Chilchuck brat taming a taller race & a bard reader goes with it SO well and mmmm flavor

OKAY THAT’S ALL SORRY FOR YAPPING & thank you for coming to my ted talk 💛💛

—🥞 anon if that’s ok with you!!

GOD i seriously love this concept so much

You're right on the money with this. I just think chilchuck and a bard!reader would go so hard. He's trying so hard to ignore them but they consume his thoughts. He has a wet dream about them and wants to die. He gets drunk as fuck and probably has the most embarrassing confession for them. He's a fuckin mess dude.

[yviegenie]

favorite thong?

This one 🥰