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I remember my mom telling me on a walk, completely unprompted, that I had a “widow’s hump” and treated it like it was something I had gained, making me feel like it was something to be ashamed of. Cue years later, my wife telling me that they’re genetic, not fat growth. Wonder who I got it from lol
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“Please, Mr. Shitto was my father. Call me

instead.”
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Theory that’s a new take on the Jax is an NPC theory: Jax’s body has been taken over by a rogue AI for years, with Jax’s real consciousness being stuck in the mannequin model and being forced to hide since he’d be poofed like Gumigoo if Caine caught him, since he wouldn’t be able to prove he used to be human. Meanwhile the rogue AI is having a blast being a jerk to all the PCs.
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Such as tumblr changing your cat into pixels
in a moment, everything can change
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idk how to caption this 🌛
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Thank you so much!!!!

Some more art fight attacks. Characters are:
Chrysoprase by @j0j0g1g4s
Ruby in Kyanite by @strijdi
Buggy by K1tts5 on art fight
and Drake by smokebomb024 on art fight
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A hermit lives in a temple on a tall mountain. He’s lived there his whole life, and maintained it faithfully. But he’s starting to lose hope; he hasn’t received a sign from his God, even though he’s taken a vow of poverty, he’s meditated for hours a day, he’s denied himself earthly pleasures, everything.
So he finally climbs to the top of the mountain. It takes him a day, but when he arrives as the heavens dawn, he prays for a sign from his God. Something to keep him going.
Well, many years pass. He’s taken on a disciple in this time, and told her every day that the sign will come. “Keep faith, disciple, I know it will arrive.”
Finally, on the tenth year anniversary of his prayer, a scroll floats down from the heavens. The hermit is overjoyed! He unfurls it eagerly… and as he reads, his face drops in horrendous disappointment. “What, master, what did it say?” Asks the disciple.
Sorrowfully, the hermit turns the parchment around, and in big, bold colorful letters, are the words: “GET 10% OFF YOUR NEXT TEMPLE RENOVATIONS!!!”
He sighs, brows creased in annoyance. “It’s just monk mail.”
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me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life
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How hard it is to draw after 1.5 weeks.
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Belly boat with mama
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let’s be an annoying child… with mama :)
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forgot to post but have some mel..enjoying the unseen update yesss
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