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& it left a pearl in my head and i roll it around every night !

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My Ena oc ✨

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Dating Show Host: Ok Bachelor #1, here’s your question: if you’re riding your future wife, and while doing so, your hip cracks, what do you say?

Me, staring seductively at the camera: “Oops, Peepaw busted a hip!”

>be me

>a humble but hardworking flea grad student

>being welcomed into the animal swingers club

>bouncers an oyster from FUCKING oyster bay

>fucking Chad

>says “oh cool, we don’t see many educated fleas around here, didn’t know you were in the community”

>these are the same nepobabies who are as qualified as cold cape cod clams when it comes to falling in love

>mfw when I have to have an education to do it

>end fleeism

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>be me

>a humble but hardworking flea grad student

>being welcomed into the animal swingers club

>bouncers an oyster from FUCKING oyster bay

>fucking Chad

>says “oh cool, we don’t see many educated fleas around here, didn’t know you were in the community”

>these are the same nepobabies who are as qualified as cold cape cod clams when it comes to falling in love

>mfw when I have to have an education to do it

>end fleeism

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I just saw the story of the ghastling and I'm pretty sad and happy about it, just remembered that cat painting so yeah...

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The romantic tension of ordering delivery from the same restaurant a whole bunch and ordering the same hyperspecific order every time like

Do the linecooks look at “French onion burger: NO LETTUCE TOMATOES OR PICKLES, please. Light on the caramelized onions please. Disco fries: NO GRAVY and EXTRA EXTRA CHEESE please” and remember me, and joyfully go “Hey it’s that weird bitch with the Friday night munchies order again! Coming right up 💙”

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Lost and Found

I've been really nostalgic for Steven Universe lately, and I have so much love and appreciation for the show I grew up with, so I thought I should make something nice to sort of give back, y'know? Anyways, I hope you enjoy. <3

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Paddie

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to be human...

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God gives his most delicious tendies to his bloatiest soldiers

*stumbles into the room, words slurring and face flushed* did I ever tell u why they call me too many tendies teddy

Its on account of the way I ates too.many. chicken tenders. And myntummy hurt.

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❣️

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melding

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Asphodel team up

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waiter! more quirky lil bosses with tragic elements to them please!

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why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time