#paddling out

[funnywormz]

fanart for paddling out by transhitman....... this scene was my fav, i took some creative liberties but i wanted to capture like. the general vibe. idk if im gonna tag him bc im not that happy w this one but in case he does see it....... tumblr user transhitman your fic is amazing i cannot stop thinking abt it tysm for writing it and i am so hyped for more

[image description: a digital drawing in a messy, sketchy style. two figures, both of which are harry from disco elysium, are struggling against each other. one is pinning the other to the ground with a manic grin on his face, pouring wine onto the other's face. the other harry is struggling, one eye shut and the other welling up with tears, pinned beneath the first harry. end description.]

link to the fic, please read it if you haven't already:

[sohannabarberaesque]

As Peter Potamus and niece Pamela are paddling out in the kneelo manner towards an adventure somewhere in Polynesia Uncharted

PAMELA POTAMUS, niece of Peter and joining his uncle this time out: I do have to admit, Uncle Peter, this kneelo paddleboarding is probably a new one on me ... especially considering the distance! PETER POTAMUS, explaining somewhat: Pam, my darling niece, you'll want to know I have the Magic Balloon at anchor just off the three-mile line from shore for good reason: These very islands are the sort as have yet to be despoiled by so-called "Civilisation," and what's more, the tactic is mainly to avoid possible embarrassment by the local peoples who are proud of not being ashamed about their bodies as much as sex! PAMELA POTAMUS: Which probably explains the nakedness we're exercising. PETER POTAMUS: How correct you are ... and with such interesting peoples, being naked and not ashamed to show it feels rather comfortable! Especially in the water! [Aside] Hopefully, I can get you an opportunity for you to try your hand at diving for pearls in the native fashion! PAMELA POTAMUS, sounding rather excited: Wouldn't that feel rather fascinating?! PETER POTAMUS: You had better believe it, my gal!

[stockcarbaby24]

I just wanna ramble about the Team Torque episode all in one post so thoughts below the cut for people who wanna listen to the chaos on their own. Would recommend- I'll say that up here cause it was such a fun mess 😭

Okay just some of my fav things or things I wanna touch on:

Alex just constantly teasing/dunking on Oscar 😭😭 He really is just giving off older brother vibes with all of these new young drivers

I think technically Alex is gen z... or he's right at the cut off with what year he was born... but he has never seemed more out of touch/lost then we you smash him next to those two chaotic gen z babies. Not in a bad way- he was just giving me suffering millennial vibes for half of that thing and making me laugh

Logan and Oscar are both so lame 😭 like them just being like 'idk we sat in our rooms,' they didn't have any answers to the questions- they are ridiculous! Do they just both power down after the race weekend and then just reactivate when it's time to get on the plane?? I love them dearly.

Touching back on the room thing... Alex insinuating they're staying in the same room, sleeping together........ ALEX PLEASE.

All the drivers stuck in the same hotel?? Chaos. One of you leak the footage. I know something crazy is happening somewhere.

Logan and Alex talking about golfing and teasing Oscar about not playing, heehee

Alex's 'hear me out' about the Cars' character a;ldkfj;sdl

Oscar just being exasperated and asking if this is how these always go 😭 Williams I need you to drop the cut footage, I'll watch it all trust.

The talk of the babies in F4 together and then Alex saying he watched them in F3 🥹

WHY DID THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT CRASHING. Like Alex, Logan, after the luck you've had stoP

And finally everyone teasing Oscar about being a napper

[bearforceone3]

absolute wonder woman because i like her design

[malpracticemd]

they should've given house heelies. can you imagine. imagine it.

[whathasangramainyudonewrong]

Wrong #577

Angra where did you find those

[theleastprofessionalchef]

My off day, so I made the snap decision to be an active menace while the others were still on sail

And then got towed back!

My arms are gonna be so very sore tomorrow...

[funnywormz]

THE NEW PADDLING OUT CHAPTER. OH MY GODDHD

AAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! AUAUAUIOIIGGH!!!!!!!!!!

[silverthelovebug]

Okay, so, who do I have to commission to make a “Yaz dies from the Mosasaurus” fic?

NOBODY GIVE ME WEIRD LOOKS BECAUSE YOU GUYS LOVE MAKING BEN ACTUALLY DIE TO THE PTERANODONS !!! I’ve seen the fics ,,

The scenes happen back to back too, so it’s like — almost equal amounts of angst !! Because when Yaz breaks her ankle and Sammy runs over to her, she’s still pissed at Sammy, so imagine the guilt Sammy must feel if she watches Yaz die in front of her without ever making things right ??? Not to mention Ben’s guilt of feeling like he caused her death bc he was slowing them down with Bumpy. Maybe even Kenji too for not pulling her to safety fast enough with the feeding hook !!

Which is an ironic name..

I’d write it myself if I had the motivation to finish things ..

[palmtreepalmtree]

Kayaking Lake Tahoe. The weather was perfect.

[darcyolsson]

cassandra clare's april fools newsletters are always so funny 😭 they never fail to make me giggle i hope she never stops doing them

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Just thinking about Kamala Khan and her boyfriend Kon-El, and her two boyfriends-in-law, Tim and Bernard, and look. She and Bernard would be allowed to hang out unsupervised ONE (1) time. Tim and Kon lost contact with them for a week and when they finally popped back up they had uncovered a centuries old conspiracy like :DDD wym you thought we were dead or kidnapped or worse? what's worse than dead or kidnapped? oh yah don't touch that it's cursed :) very sweet of you to worry DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT MOUNTAIN DEW IT'S MINE

They drive home because the logistics of Kon flying all of them is a bit dicey and ten minutes into the drive Bernard and Kamala are snoring in the backseat

(To be clear, Tim and Kon do NOT count as supervision)

[penguins-r-cuil]

I forgot Will straight up enslaves a murderer and when Halt and Crowley hear about it they're just like "shit you right" and are down to make it a regular occurrence

[samglyph]

Malevmay Day 1: Leviathan

Put that man in a situation.

[narcissusnectar]