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As Peter Potamus and niece Pamela are paddling out in the kneelo manner towards an adventure somewhere in Polynesia Uncharted
PAMELA POTAMUS, niece of Peter and joining his uncle this time out: I do have to admit, Uncle Peter, this kneelo paddleboarding is probably a new one on me ... especially considering the distance! PETER POTAMUS, explaining somewhat: Pam, my darling niece, you'll want to know I have the Magic Balloon at anchor just off the three-mile line from shore for good reason: These very islands are the sort as have yet to be despoiled by so-called "Civilisation," and what's more, the tactic is mainly to avoid possible embarrassment by the local peoples who are proud of not being ashamed about their bodies as much as sex! PAMELA POTAMUS: Which probably explains the nakedness we're exercising. PETER POTAMUS: How correct you are ... and with such interesting peoples, being naked and not ashamed to show it feels rather comfortable! Especially in the water! [Aside] Hopefully, I can get you an opportunity for you to try your hand at diving for pearls in the native fashion! PAMELA POTAMUS, sounding rather excited: Wouldn't that feel rather fascinating?! PETER POTAMUS: You had better believe it, my gal!
#hanna barbera#vignette#peter potamus#polynesia uncharted#paddling out#paddleboarding#kneelo#naked and unashamed#naked as nature intended#diving experience#hannabarberaforever
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top contender for the hardest image of all time
#us politics#fujoshis#fujoing out#yaoi#trump#2025 inauguration#we are so back#yaoi paddles#get his ass
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make a Marinecutter of rise of berk, I love your arts
What a gorgeous dragon!! I really really like how this one turned out, thank you for introducing me to this pretty dragon :)
Dragon #123 - Marinecutter (Rise of Berk)
The golden spots kinda rsemble dappled light filtering in through the water, don't they?
#asks#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fanart#dragon request#thank you for the request! <3#dragon 123#httyd stormcutter#rob marinecutter#Turns out otters are excellent pose references for flying and swimming#look at em go#paddle paddle
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absolute wonder woman because i like her design
#my art#dc comics#absolute wonder woman#diana prince#it’s the only design i like out of the ones we’ve seen#but i’m not a fan of the boxcutter paddle sword. just not very fun to draw#i wish it was a zweihander or something with a little visual flair to it
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Monty chose Edwin as his target before he accidentally fell in love, but please imagine him meeting Charles with his shiny earring and necklace ("I want to put them in my mouth") and immediately switching tactics.
#Monty finch#charles rowland#dead boy detectives#Dbda#Charles/Monty#I have built myself a canoe and I shall paddle it by myself if I have to#Please give me an excuse to think on this further#Charles doesn't have the same qualms about personal space so Monty is immediately right there#He's thinking about the shiny jewelry with his Crow brain#Niko sees this and the image is right out of her oooold yaoi manga with Monty just plastered to Charles' front and playing with his necklac#Edwin is having a bad week#Charles is very confused but always loves hugs and physical affection
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She spanks because she cares. I know that I am being disciplined because I need that accountability and structure, and she is showing me love in a way that builds us up and brings us together.
Unfortunately, I also know that she does not do anything halfhearted. If she is going to punish my naughty behavior, it is going to be the real deal. I am going to squirm and kick and wail. Probably even pout a little afterwards. But she will leave no doubt about how serious she takes this, and how high her expectations of me are. Even with a red rear, I’m a lucky husband.
HH!
#domestic discipline#strict wife#f/m spank#over the knee#disciplined husband#strict lady#yes ma’am#over her knee#wooden spoon#mama spanks#maternal authority#naughty boy#mama smacks#beat his bottom#red tushy#smack his hiney#strict discipline#scolding#backtalk#disciplinary wives club#corner time#time out#f/m dd#tan your hide#paddled husband
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I just wanna ramble about the Team Torque episode all in one post so thoughts below the cut for people who wanna listen to the chaos on their own. Would recommend- I'll say that up here cause it was such a fun mess 😭
Okay just some of my fav things or things I wanna touch on:
Alex just constantly teasing/dunking on Oscar 😭😭 He really is just giving off older brother vibes with all of these new young drivers
I think technically Alex is gen z... or he's right at the cut off with what year he was born... but he has never seemed more out of touch/lost then we you smash him next to those two chaotic gen z babies. Not in a bad way- he was just giving me suffering millennial vibes for half of that thing and making me laugh
Logan and Oscar are both so lame 😭 like them just being like 'idk we sat in our rooms,' they didn't have any answers to the questions- they are ridiculous! Do they just both power down after the race weekend and then just reactivate when it's time to get on the plane?? I love them dearly.
Touching back on the room thing... Alex insinuating they're staying in the same room, sleeping together........ ALEX PLEASE.
All the drivers stuck in the same hotel?? Chaos. One of you leak the footage. I know something crazy is happening somewhere.
Logan and Alex talking about golfing and teasing Oscar about not playing, heehee
Alex's 'hear me out' about the Cars' character a;ldkfj;sdl
Oscar just being exasperated and asking if this is how these always go 😭 Williams I need you to drop the cut footage, I'll watch it all trust.
The talk of the babies in F4 together and then Alex saying he watched them in F3 🥹
WHY DID THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT CRASHING. Like Alex, Logan, after the luck you've had stoP
And finally everyone teasing Oscar about being a napper
#I'm sorry that was a lot but I knew this was going to rewire my brain chemistry#I love this little paddle trio with my life now and need more#team torque#williams racing#logan sargeant#oscar piastri#alex albon#loscar#hope someone at least finds joy in this post cause I had to kick my cat out of my desk chair where she was sleeping to type this out#like this post for her not me
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unserious art that I didn’t wanna post with the other stuff lol
#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#my art :p#jimcurly#my friend asked for inmates jimcurly making out btw.#the yaoi paddle is a reference to game grumps 😭#suggestive#jimcurly fluff is so bittersweet bc ik they would not do that shit#the double word thing is another brain rot reference sorry#also yeah my overly cutesy anime art is supposed to be a little satirical like ya that’s my 40 year old men#tag yap
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they should've given house heelies. can you imagine. imagine it.
#he could stomp those babies out and then use his cane like a paddle to push himself around#he'd say some shit like 'everybody lies bitch let's get you some fruit' and then he'd heelie away#house md#house#hatecrimes md#gregory house#imagine it#ddx md
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if I had read aftg in 2013, I would’ve reblogged anything KevRiko as #toxic yaoi
#I’m aware aftg came out after 2013#but the vibes were immaculate in 2013#remember yaoi paddles?#aftg cosplayers would’ve been crazy for those#kevriko#riko moriyama#all for the game#kevin day#they are tho#aftg
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just finished annihilation and i think part of why i love it so much is because the environment is so rich you can smell it. the moldering tower, the soaking cypresses, the layers of disintegrating corpses -- can't you feel the rot in your nose already? the earthiness of it? doesn't the wet scent of mildew rise quick and unbidden from your memory? aren't you there already, halfway into the muck yourself? with that smell on your mind idle thoughts walk you transfigured alongside the biologist, consumed, subsumed, already a denizen of area x but her journey only halfway to completion. only time sits between flesh and compost, really, and decomposition is just a transferal of life -- the biologist knows this; the biologist awaits this. and, with that smell of end-mold already conjured, it's quite difficult to think of area x as any further away than your own backyard; of the biologist's fate as particularly alien to any of our own.
#this book smells just like this bayou my fifth grade class kayaked down for a field trip#all these kids floating down narrow passageways with overhanging trees and spanish moss on either side#we paddled out to this place where the trees draw back and it's all water and tall grass. big blue skies eating up your peripheral vision#in these reedy shallows we stopped for lunch and threw globs of mud at each other#thigh-deep and bare-footed in dark waters scooping up handfuls of the stinking stuff from the muck beneath your feet#chucking them gritty and dripping at giggling classmates#and once it's time to climb silt-sticky back into your little boats the sludge clings to your feet#and only with the greatest reluctance lets itself be sloughed off#but that earthy mildewy mudscent. it sticks and does not let go#annihilation
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biblically accurate remus . make him a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!
#remus sanders#ts sides#tss fanart#sanders sides#tss remus#ts remus#sanders sides remus#ZONT rlly look at the bottom photo…i was just throwing ideas out there…#he has face tattoos btw. YAY#yes he has yaoi paddle!#AND peep snake bites….all dark sides have them(including retired ones)
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posting this here bc it’s dumb and cringy but it IS a weird kind of special feeling to like, go from watching people on YouTube when you were 20 and gay and lonely without many gay friends to then being friends with those same people from YouTube all those years ago and being in their posts about trips they take with friends
#Pls this is not a brag no one be weird#it’s just a weird kinda retrospective feeling#like I watched you when I didn’t have gay friends bc you seemed like a person that could be a gay friend#and now. you are my gay friend. I was on a paddle board with you at midnight swimming in bioluminescent waters in another country#and it’s not something I super want to articulate to him rn because I’m not sure how to phrase it in a way that makes more coherent sense#but I do just feel. pretty blessed in general with how my life has been turning out in terms of my friendships I’ve made#even if other things are weird or not great#it’s just kinda funny to be able to imagine giving my younger self a hug and say you really won’t be without gay friends and lonely forever#anyway. bye#on my flight home now#Nate says stuff
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Yaoi paddle
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One day builds
I recently listened to confessions of a rotten girl by sawtowne and couldn't get the idea out of my head of owning one of those fujoshi yaoi paddles, it was so funny, so i spent the better part of my day building this paddle to test my creative speed , the stencil i made didn't turn out quite as expected but it's charming none the less.
I love yaoi
Bapanada!
#yaoi#yaoi manga#yaoi paddle#yaoi posting#woodworking#fujoshi#fujoposting#fujoing out#sawtowne#confessions of a rotten girl#vocaloid
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