#disciplined husband

[hillbillyhubby]

Consistency.

Every time a rule is broken… or almost broken… an attitude gets rude or smart mouthed… the behavior gets noted, mentioned, reprimanded and corrected.

I need the consistency, just like I need the spanking to begin with.

[strictpunishedhubby]

Die beste und gleichzeitig bewährteste Methode um einen Mann zu einem mustergültigen, gehorsamen Gatten zu erziehen besteht darin, ihn für jegliches Fehlverhalten gründlich seinen nackten Po auszuklopfen, sodass er laut weint, seine Missetat aufrichtig bereut und Besserung gelobt!

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The best and most proven method to train a man to be an exemplary, obedient husband is to give him a thorough smack on his bare bottom for every misbehavior, so that he cries loudly, sincerely regrets his misdeed and promises to improve!

[hillbillyhubby]

@strict-consistent-wifey and I… and the Vice-Principal, did a full review of ALL the rules last night. I can guarantee that today I am memorizing them like a mantra. Only the best behavior from me, thank you very much!

She expects me to be my best, and so I will keep growing and improving. I appreciate the support, especially when the wake up call was so memorable. I’m going to go sit down very gently right now. Wish me luck.

HH!

[hillbillyhubby]

She spanks because she cares. I know that I am being disciplined because I need that accountability and structure, and she is showing me love in a way that builds us up and brings us together.

Unfortunately, I also know that she does not do anything halfhearted. If she is going to punish my naughty behavior, it is going to be the real deal. I am going to squirm and kick and wail. Probably even pout a little afterwards. But she will leave no doubt about how serious she takes this, and how high her expectations of me are. Even with a red rear, I’m a lucky husband.

HH!

[hillbillyhubby]

[hillbillyhubby]

I have a spanking coming tonight for forgetting a small health regimen, and have all day to anticipate it. To make it all that much worse, the Elinor was sitting on her nightstand when I left this morning. Big and thick, this paddle is terrible. The sting and burn is immediate, but it thuds in a deep muscle ache like none other. The definition of “til you can’t sit.” It’s like a grownup version of Momma’s ping pong paddle, no one wants this thing coming out.

This is a repeated problem, and I know I deserve the whippin’ but I’m hoping it’s not Elinor! (Wives…Hazel and Birch Design on Etsy sell Elinor and her friends. Great for getting results on your end, not so friendly on his rear end.) Wish me luck!

HH!

[hillbillyhubby]

[hillbillyhubby]

Discipline in public is an interesting puzzle. We live in a relatively small town in Appalachia, and chances are we know you or your family. Wifey is not going to warm my rear end in public, or even make too big of a scene. Knowing the big strong man is “hen-pecked” in private is not that uncommon around here… seeing his wife whoop his tail is something different.

But I am still expected to hold to her high standards of behavior all of the time. I highly suspect that poor attitude is not going to be tolerated just because other people can see us.

So there is the problem of how and how much to warn, fuss and scold, and even when she feels she needs to remove me from the immediate environment. I generally behave, am usually a delight and I have the best of intentions. I just get excited, and often forgetful. But I can also be a bit of a rowdiness problem, and if faced with pretty much any “authority” (outside of my wife and Church elders) I immediately become..let’s call it mischievously uncooperative. I want her to keep me in hand, but we both love my roguish nature. Starting to see the problem? Haha!

Of course, when we are out of town, none of this is a concern, at least from my end. If we are in a place where we won’t be recognized, I genuinely don’t care if wifey counts to three on her fingers, calls me down and smacks me on the hiney as she drags me out of the store… lol If I deserve it in our home, then I trust her judgment outside it.

Domestic Discipline is our real life, and this has to fit in smoothly. She runs on the shy side usually, and I don’t want her to be embarrassed …but wifey has become downright confident and bold where my discipline is concerned. I guess as we grow, we will see!

HH!

[hillbillyhubby]

@strict-consistent-wifey and I have been joking about her carrying a purse spoon to handle little attitude problems while out of the house.

Wait… she is joking, right?

HH!

[deniedbetahusband4]

[hillbillyhubby]

Me: Being charming.

@strict-consistent-wifey : …

[itspileofgoodthings]

one of the things that continues to strike me on reread is how much the character of Darcy, and Austen through him, finds Mr. Bennet dead. And how much Elizabeth, in growing and changing and discarding her past blindness, has to move past her way of seeing her father and thus of seeing reality, because the two are connected! Darcy’s letter exposes her father’s flaws to Elizabeth in a way she’d never been able to see before. Most especially the way his laziness and neglect of his own gifts have hurt his family and that ultimately he doesn’t. care. Not enough to change. It literally says that she comes home from Hunsford and tries to laugh at her sisters’ and mother’s folly (the way she used to; the way her father has taught her to by example for her whole life) and she can’t anymore! It sticks in her throat. She is grieved by the failures that she sees in him, all the more so because she IS his favorite and she loves him! And the thing about Mr. Bennet is he never changes. The Lydia/wickham situation exposes to him sharply his own conduct and the consequences and he feels it! Because he is neither stupid nor unfeeling. But he, like everyone, has free will. And he chooses not to change when the opportunity presents itself. He even jokes about how quickly his feeling bad will pass and how soon everything will go back to normal, to his laziness and his selfishness. He is set in his ways and he serves as a contrast to Elizabeth’s personal journey because he embodies a version of a person she could have become and was in danger of becoming if her only goal at all times was to laugh at and judge people from the sidelines.

[hillbillyhubby]

So I made the mistake recently of thinking she was done, and getting off her lap early. She was not… and I will not be making that mistake again anytime soon. I appreciated the … ahem… very clear and firm verbal and physical clarification. In that situation I need easy to understand, as my attention is rather focused. Lesson learned.

[strictpunishedhubby]

Züchtigungsinstrumente zur Erziehung ungezogener Ehemänner sollten immer nicht nur zu seiner Ermahnung, sondern auch wegen der sofortigen Handhabung reichlich vorhanden und griffbreit sein!

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Instruments of discipline for the education of naughty husbands should always be plentiful and within easy reach, not only for his admonition, but also for immediate use!