#disciplined husband

[strictpunishedhubby]

Die beste und gleichzeitig bewährteste Methode um einen Mann zu einem mustergültigen, gehorsamen Gatten zu erziehen besteht darin, ihn für jegliches Fehlverhalten gründlich seinen nackten Po auszuklopfen, sodass er laut weint, seine Missetat aufrichtig bereut und Besserung gelobt!

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The best and most proven method to train a man to be an exemplary, obedient husband is to give him a thorough smack on his bare bottom for every misbehavior, so that he cries loudly, sincerely regrets his misdeed and promises to improve!

[strict-consistent-wifey]

These pictures have hung in our house long before we had any type of DD arrangement. We were several months in before it dawned on me that we had wooden spoon art hanging by the door to our bedroom - something that had not alluded @hillbillyhubby at all. Sure, they are decorative, but there is also so much meaning in the growth that’s happened through DD.

[hillbillyhubby]

Consistency.

Every time a rule is broken… or almost broken… an attitude gets rude or smart mouthed… the behavior gets noted, mentioned, reprimanded and corrected.

I need the consistency, just like I need the spanking to begin with.

[hillbillyhubby]

@strict-consistent-wifey and I… and the Vice-Principal, did a full review of ALL the rules last night. I can guarantee that today I am memorizing them like a mantra. Only the best behavior from me, thank you very much!

She expects me to be my best, and so I will keep growing and improving. I appreciate the support, especially when the wake up call was so memorable. I’m going to go sit down very gently right now. Wish me luck.

HH!

[hillbillyhubby]

[hillbillyhubby]

I have a spanking coming tonight for forgetting a small health regimen, and have all day to anticipate it. To make it all that much worse, the Elinor was sitting on her nightstand when I left this morning. Big and thick, this paddle is terrible. The sting and burn is immediate, but it thuds in a deep muscle ache like none other. The definition of “til you can’t sit.” It’s like a grownup version of Momma’s ping pong paddle, no one wants this thing coming out.

This is a repeated problem, and I know I deserve the whippin’ but I’m hoping it’s not Elinor! (Wives…Hazel and Birch Design on Etsy sell Elinor and her friends. Great for getting results on your end, not so friendly on his rear end.) Wish me luck!

HH!

[hillbillyhubby]

[hillbillyhubby]

@strict-consistent-wifey and I have been joking about her carrying a purse spoon to handle little attitude problems while out of the house.

Wait… she is joking, right?

HH!

[mommyvaanya]

[strict-consistent-wifey]

May the luck of the Irish be with you today…

[mommyelianasblog]

[hillbillyhubby]

We are going to discuss your attitude right now! Go straight to the bedroom.

[itspileofgoodthings]

one of the things that continues to strike me on reread is how much the character of Darcy, and Austen through him, finds Mr. Bennet dead. And how much Elizabeth, in growing and changing and discarding her past blindness, has to move past her way of seeing her father and thus of seeing reality, because the two are connected! Darcy’s letter exposes her father’s flaws to Elizabeth in a way she’d never been able to see before. Most especially the way his laziness and neglect of his own gifts have hurt his family and that ultimately he doesn’t. care. Not enough to change. It literally says that she comes home from Hunsford and tries to laugh at her sisters’ and mother’s folly (the way she used to; the way her father has taught her to by example for her whole life) and she can’t anymore! It sticks in her throat. She is grieved by the failures that she sees in him, all the more so because she IS his favorite and she loves him! And the thing about Mr. Bennet is he never changes. The Lydia/wickham situation exposes to him sharply his own conduct and the consequences and he feels it! Because he is neither stupid nor unfeeling. But he, like everyone, has free will. And he chooses not to change when the opportunity presents itself. He even jokes about how quickly his feeling bad will pass and how soon everything will go back to normal, to his laziness and his selfishness. He is set in his ways and he serves as a contrast to Elizabeth’s personal journey because he embodies a version of a person she could have become and was in danger of becoming if her only goal at all times was to laugh at and judge people from the sidelines.