NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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just a boy with his house elf
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This life is amazing
When you greet it with open arms
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I'll uhm, explain when it's finished. There is a lot I need to say so I guess this is a WIP I really wanted to share with you.
Did you know butterflies love blood?
STOP BEING SO COOL GUYS WHAT THE F U C K JDJSJJXISXJ
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Weight log
April sm - 235
4/29/24 - 229
5/1/24 - 228.1
5/22/24 - 226.5
5/23/24 - 225.6
5/27/24 - 227.2
5/28/24 - 225.4
5/29/24 - 222.4
6/6/24 - 221.1
6/7/24 - 218.5
6/18/24 - 217.7
6/21/24 - 217.5
6/24/24 - 217
6/25/24- 215
7/3/24 - 218.6
7/6/24 - 213.7
7/9/24 - 213.3
7/10/24 - 212
7/11/24 - 211.1
7/14/24 - 211
7/15/24 - 209.5
7/18/24 - 209.4
7/19/24 - 208.6
7/20/24 - 207
8/2/24 - 205.1
8/5/24 - 202.7
8/8/24 - 200.9
-Break-
8/26/24 - 198.9
8/28/24 - 197.2
9/4/24 - 196.6
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sitting on the floor in a puddle of tears and feathers hoping for a godkin to come rescue me
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I like when men make me feel small, and dumb, and pathetic. It really turns me on genuinely.
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Zoro in suspenders 😳
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Closing theme song from the (largely lost) 1965 - 1967 series "The World of Wooster" as performed in full by Ian Carmichael & Dennis Price along with the orchestra under the direction of Arthur Greenslade. Relased as a single in 1966, the song was written by Sandy Wilson. ("The Boyfriend", "Divorce Me Darling")
"I say-- rather catchy; eh, what---? Damn fine tune… one you can whistle or hum… Really speaks to me that song.... It's all the rage at the Drone's club at the moment…."
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i'm (about to be) a child of divorce
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