#p-lunch

[an0thercufan]

This was supposed to be posted yesterday, enyways sorry and thank y'all for your patience

Finally draw them

Since Gooch doesn't know anything about technology, I thought it would be interesting if he knew a lot about it

oh yeah, little witch

WHY IS HE SO SMOLL >:"V

This was mostly ppu stuff

[rwnjun]

gorgeous gorgeous boyfriends make lunch for each other

[dnpbeats]

Is it bad i would rather have a doc than a tour? Like tours are cool and tatinof made sense since they had choreography and music numbers etc but if they are celebrating 15 years of dnp a sit down series would make so much more sense imo

Lowkey I agree just bc a doc is something we haven’t gotten from them/about them before!! Also bc with a doc I’m sure we’d get new stories/info we didn’t know before! Tours are so fun and I’m sure they’ll do one again but a documentary (released on Oct 19th perhaps…) would be so much more fitting for celebrating 15 years of their career together. Also if it had a limited release in select theaters that would be much more accessible than a tour bc it would be more affordable (and also checks out with Phil not answering the question about needing to save up)

[calibabii21]

| lunch | billie e.

pairing: billie eilish x fem!reader

genre: suggestive, flirty

warning(s): blatant flirting lmao, sexual tension, profanity...yeah

a/n: if you know me, you know I sorta fancy this woman (obvs not the only one), and I desire to make music with her. & forewarning, this just may be thee most self indulgent thing I've written to date😭 but I'm keeping it tame, I'm keeping it quick, & I'm keeping it cute. (also- this is only slightly proofread)

I've said it all before, but I'll say it again I'm interested in more than just bein' your friend

the chatter surrounding you is barely keeping you present. you had fantasized about this moment– manifested and prayed for it. but it never dawned on you how intense it would actually be.

"Billie, if you don't stop staring at me like that.." you sip down the remainder of your frozen matcha latte as she tilts her head at you, lips slowly curling into her signature smile.

"I'm just looking at you 'cause you're talkin." she lets out an innocent laugh, resting her head on her folded hands. there's a pass of thick silence.

she smiles at your flustered expression, "you are so fun." she licks her lips as her eyes roam your seated figure, "let's do it."

"do what?" you look at her confused and she mocks your expression, "what do you mean 'do what?'- collab, stupid." she chuckles and tosses a fry at you. "the reason for even meeting."

she looks at you with those hazy, icy blue irises and bites her bottom lip, "unless you wanted something else?" God, her tongue. her tattooed skin. the way she dressed. her voice–

why am I suddenly so taken by her? you get caught up in your swarming thoughts.

"you look good with braces." your eyes wander as to not get too sucked into her aura, even when your legs brush one another's as she leans back in her seat staring dead at your face.

"Haha, you're really fuckin cute."

gay panic surges through you as a whimper nearly escapes you, and though you cover it well, your face still shows frustration. "God you are such a fucking tease."

you can't hide your smile as you both stand, gathering your things to exit the restaurant. she slightly lags behind you, and you look over your shoulder to see her not so slyly checking you out.

once in front of your car, you turn to face her, "I assume your eyes got enough?" she bursts into laughter and flips her hat backwards, "damn. guess there was no getting away with that."

she licks her lips once more as she approaches you and opens her arms for a hug. you may not be a hugger, but you damn sure were today.

there's no hesitation as she buries her face into your neck, her hands "accidentally" brushing the curve of your ass. "you smell good as fuck."

you take that opportunity to run your fingers down through her hair, tugging it a bit. a shudder passes through you as you both pull back, your hands slow to leave her waist.

"I connected with you to propose working together, but I got a lot more than that out of it." she guffaws at you with wide eyes, "YOU?? girl the way I don't even want to walk away!" her words make you smile and giggle at one another.

you bite your lip pondering, before working up the courage. "I want..to go on a date. with you....or several haha."

she grins giddily, a light red tint glazing her cheeks. "well, that's the most direct you've been all day." a few chuckles pass between you the two of you as she leans against your car.

"I would love that."

[devilanon]

my cat wonders would you write something about sucking the cod men beefy titties? Pls i love your work 😩

rubs my evil little hands together . very good request

[nsfw, mommy kink below]

GHOST

lets out a hiss of surprise as your lips lock around his nipples mid-fuck

grabs you by the back of your neck like he’s scruffing a cat

his breathing is uneven, face flush, and he looks both bemused and a little irritated

“what in the fuck was that?” he sounds breathless, eyes wide and pupils blown. he yanks you off when you bite at his chubby, fat tits again. “don’t fucking do that,” he hisses, but judging by the way his cock twitches beneath him he sounds more confused by his own reaction than the actual act itself

GAZ

lets out a surprised gasp that turns into a laugh when you nip and suck at him

“fuck, okay,” he says, bucking up into your hand, a lopsided grin on his pretty fucked-out face

begs for it again, harder, hand gripping your shoulders tight

reverse nursing handjob :-)

KONIG

just about creams his pants when you tweak his puffy nipples. (no way he doesn’t have plush pink puffy areolas, it would be a crime to imagine otherwise.)

if he wasn’t subbing before he’s fucking doing it now

whines and stammers out “m-mommy”, keens his hips up into you faster and harder the more attention you pay to his tits

loves when you make a mess of him. get sloppy, drool on his chest

cums when you press your cheek to his wet heaving tits and look up at him with those sweet eyes

[jojo-schmo]

"We told our friends they were beautiful and recorded their reactions!"

Click the "read more" for the rest of the Waddle Dees' video :)

I misremembered the Waddle Dee camera crew's broadcast as Channel DDD when it's actually Channel PPP. Sorry... blame the anime for planting the wrong name in my head haha :'D

[inkyarcturus]

Fun idea I’ve had bouncing around about Remus:

You know how queer/neurodivergent kids have that one teacher that they bond to? You know what I’m talking about- you’ve seen the memes about the gay kid and the English/art teacher bond.

I like to imagine that Remus just has a tiny group of kids who hung out in his classroom to feel safe.

He would leave his door open constantly and during lunch, he would offer to call a house elf for hot chocolate, tea, biscuits or other sweets for the kids. If he noticed one of his kids doesn’t eat lunch, he would quietly pull them to the side and ask what was up.

The kids would talk to him abt literally anything under the sun. Some would even go and ask for help for other classes (quite a few for potions, none of which were slytherins)

He’d have a small bowl of pride pins and flags up for grabs on his desk which his kids occasionally take, always causing him to give a little smile to the kid.

I don’t know. I just image Remus as the designated safe teacher. He’d be the one to notice a kid struggling and offer help or ask what’s wrong. He’d be the one that students go to when they have problems at home, were being bullied or just needed someone to talk to.

[d0d0-b0i]

it really feels strange that you can just straight up not do things if you choose to. went home instead of going to a class and the gods didnt strike me down for my negligence. what the hell?

[vegan-nom-noms]

Crispy Bang Bang Chicken Fried Shroom Sandwiches With Broccoli Slaw

[sprinkles-stims]

monsters inc lunch !

[send-up-my-heart-to-you]

LOOK WHAT I FINALLY GOT 🤞😗

IM SO EXCITED DJSJSKZKZ

[funakounasoul]

Today's lunch doodle is based off my newest fic, "Elicitation." I'm still on a dramaverse kick (probably due to the S2 DVD news lol)...

It's the moment they try something new~

[owcaunion]

i liked my last doodles with my human! peter the panda so now i imagine him and perry being in a dysfunctional friendship after meapless in seattle

[macravishedbymactavish]

Random thought, but I had this little scenario in my head of Keegan sending a meme to the group chat to get everyone riled up. Then refusing to answer anything relating to it.

For example, Keegan would send this:

And everyone would be texting back like:

Tf you mean that's your middle initial???? Your middle name starts with that letter????

Then one of the Walker brothers (probably Logan) would attempt to gaslight the other brother (probably Hesh) into thinking no, you have a p in your name too.

[starbiology]

decided to start sketching this a bit before work which was a mistake bcz now i want to keep working on it,,,

[lordzuuko]

Romeo's heart cannot keep up.

You know that mole on Pinocchio's lower lip? What if one time he was hanging out with Romeo, telling him about his adventures and Romeo, bless his soul, just notices the mole and COULDN'T STOP STARING that--again bless his soul--he moves on his own and just kisses the boy in front of him.

Pinocchio stops talking because he's surprised and VERY CONFUSED. He's still learning all these human things, after all.

Pinocchio: Why did you do that? Romeo: I... I don't know? Pinocchio: What did you do? What was that? Romeo: /tries not to blush/ Uh, um. That was called a kiss. Pinocchio: Okay. Why did you kiss me? Romeo: /battling with his inner demons lmao/ Your lips were just very inviting, you see? It's hard not to... do something about it. Oh sweet heavens, I don't know what I'm saying. I sound like a pervert. I apologize-- Pinocchio: Okay. Romeo: Okay? Pinocchio: /nods/ Why? Is kissing bad? Romeo: /smiles/ No. No, kissing isn't bad. Pinocchio: Okay. Romeo: How did that make you feel? Me kissing you, I mean. Pinocchio: It was... warm. /touches chest/ I feel an ache here and there is something weird here... /touches stomach/ Romeo: /face full of fond, trying so hard not to look deranged from so much happiness/ That's good. I mean, that's normal. Pinocchio: You are happy. Romeo: What?? Pinocchio: You are smiling very wide, Romeo. Why? /tilts head/ Romeo: /embarrassed/ Oh, shut up! Pinocchio: /confused/ Do you not want me to continue my story? Romeo: No, no! I mean, yes. Please continue your story. Good lord, the things you do to me. Pinocchio: Do you maybe want a kiss? Romeo: /blushes furiously/ Oh my god.