#owl city memes

[tenmillionthfirefly]

[binturita]

Had to make my own

[ctrlurjoy]

my humor is so niche that sometimes i'm 10000% sure absolutely nobody would laugh at the things i laugh at because my jokes are so particular to my hyperfixations. but i decided to share anyway on the off chance that somebody else may giggle too

[noonblight]

[On the tv show The Voice]

You would not believe your eyes,

If pussy was a meal deal that came with fries

[Loud buzzer sounds as all four judges turn their chairs immediately]

[jam-yippeeee]

[reniadeb]

🥚@reniadeb🥚

[deviantplum]

You would not believe your eyes

If ten million fireflies

Solidified into a single guy

'Cause they would be sentient

And they'd pass the Harkness Test

They'd nod and let me bend them over a desk

[howyoustudythestars]

[stars-inthe-sky]

People in 30s ask: 17, 18, 30

17. What's a movie you saw recently that you liked?

Furiosa was definitely worth seeing in a theater, even if it wasn't quite the revelation that Fury Road was.

18. Pro or anti tchotchkes?

Extremely pro. There are tchotchkes on my desk I've had since elementary school! Boyfriend recently started asking about some of their origins, there are so many—although there's not really any lore so much as details on where each came from. But I love them.

30. How many pairs of scissors do you own?

I think four, including a trio of regular ones and my tiny-but-sharp knitting ones.

[s10127470]

Disney Channel Slander

Hey guys! This is something I’ve wanted to do for a while.

I’m not sure if there’s anything like this here on Tumblr, but if not, I guess I might as well be the first.

For the record, these memes were made out of harmless fun, so don’t try to take them too seriously.

Anyway, here’s some music to set the mood.

DuckTales fans trying to do the “don’t sing to the theme song challenge” (impossible):

Proud Family fans whenever Dijonay appears on screen (trust me, I hate her too):

Star vs. The Forces of Evil fans shipping Marco with literally every fucking female in existence (plus Tom):

Phineas and Ferb fans when someone asks what the end of a shoelace is called:

The world’s toilets if the Naco became a real-life fast food item:

TaleSpin fans explaining how the show is still set in the same continuity as The Jungle Book:

Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers fans trying not to imagine Chip as Jack Horner:

American Dragon: Jake Long fans when they watch Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time:

Lilo & Stitch fans after hearing about the upcoming live-action remake (there is no God):

Goof Troop fans whenever “I2I” or “Stand Out” plays:

The world if workplaces played The Quirky Worky Song:

Gravity Falls, Amphibia and Owl House fans on their way to ensure their fandoms don’t die or their shows become irrelevant:

Gargoyles fans whenever there’s an audition for a Shakespeare play:

Recess fans whenever they see a kindergartener:

Rapunzel’s Tanged Adventure fans when they creators confirmed that Cassandra was a lesbian:

The Star vs. The Forces of Evil fandom right now:

The average Big City Green fans:

[pinkobjectmilkshake]

happy 15 years to this classic

[headlesshorsemanxiii]

A lot of the recent crop of Superb Owl memes have been kinda cringe, but this one made me chuckle, ngl.

[a-lonely-dunedain]

This meme is only funny if you try to sing it out loud

[aparanoidelectrictoothbrush]

anyone else get unreasonably mad when like. They like a show or song and then find out it's incredibly memed upon and you feel intense shame for liking the thing even though you Like It Genuinely and you didn't know it was a meme and you can't be mad at the memers because you are a singular guy on the planet

[hiccupbutpurple]

Ugly sobbing because Vanilla Twilight by Owl City is sad Frostcup-core