#owie omg

[thatnununguy]

more sapphics before bedtime

[cowardlycowboys]

god wants me dead

[foreignobjecticus]

Not flying to Scotland tomorrow because weather's bad; flying to Isle of Wight instead. Haven't drawn up my flight plan yet and I've got all this work that's supposed to be done tomorrow and I intended to do it tonight but I have a stomach ache :/

All of this is entirely my fault for doing wayyyyyy too much lately. I'm so tired lol

[jrueships]

gg got a cut on his hand during the Rockets grizz game and had to have an infectious control timeout for disinfectant .. which gg was NOT a fan of ! very painful !

IT BURNS :( !!!!

[sapphire600]

“You’re here because of what? Because I didn’t love you back?! Get over it”

No, because I knew watching a clip of the show that it will be completely different than reading it (for obvious reasons) but Oh My God, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT-

[technoregression]

It’s 2023 and we still haven’t solved the issue of “I want to lay on my tummy and watch a movie without fucking my neck and shoulders”

[fooleds]

closed for: @paramcur plot: this 🫶

"you know, i wasn't sure if you'd actually want to do this," seunggi offers a light laugh, clicking the down button over and over again to find one specific song. "i know you're busy these days, so i thought you were gonna tell me to fuck off for the next two weeks, or something." his lips curl into a teasing and amused little smile as his eyes flickered up to meet teddy's. it'd been a long time since they'd had a chance to get together— an issue of differing schedules and simply growing older, seunggi supposed— so he felt like he was chasing his friend a little bit. (though, it was possible that was just the embarrassment of thinking he was foolish for wanting to meet after so long.)

"do you mind if i pick your song? i've got one i've been reeeeally wanting to hear you sing." his eyes turn a little mischievous, but they're really raking with nerves. "for old times' sake."

[theautisticoptimistic]

HIGH CONTRAST WARNING

Request for @jamezsnake!

Tried the high contrast challenge and my eyes hurt :')

I won't lie, I running outta steam so this isn't my best work... Also because I couldn't see straight with the colours.

Love Underling's design though! And they wanna give you a hug :)

Low contrast version:

Original:

[httpshujii]

I hate my helix earring.

I should've gotten the hoop

my hair gets caught up in it too much.

[non-un-topo]

the scene that comes to my mind is from your booker nicky alaska fic where nicky wakes up face frozen to the gun. that scene and idea has really stayed with me!

Ohh I remember this!! I had just watched The Terror and I originally wrote a scene in the beginning where he's looking through a telescope and his skin freezes to it, but I'm glad I went with the other scene! Thank you, my dear!! ;w; <33

[surpriserose]

Also sorry while im being pissy can youtube not give me fucking melanie martinez ads?????? Can you fucking explode???????????????

[cowardlycowboys]

sweet baby

[starlightiing]

my brother once chucked a piece of fruit at my head so hard I had a lump above my eyebrow for weeks. and I still cleaned his apartment for him

Tell me a secret <33

OH my god that had to hurt. My sister once threw a book at me and one of the pages got my eye and I still did stuff for her, I think it's just a sibling thing hahaha.

Still though, jesus. I hope he appreciated your apartment cleaning despite nearly giving you a concussion with a fruit!!!

[sharkorok]

ooo u want me so bad

or…grumpy!enha being in luv w u

requested: nope

cw/genre: cursing, grumpy enhypen, fluff, humor, crack-ish, fem!reader, non-idol au, I wrote this during a zoom class, not proofread fuck it we ball, one joke about reader getting jumped?? anyways lmk if anything else should be tagged hehe

a/n: this was inspired by @macahoons grumpy enhypen texts that I just adored!!! Such a cute trope <3

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heeseung

-he’s the basketball team captain, always idly boasting about his talents and loves being first place

-the only exception is you.

-he will never admit it but he absolutely lets you win every time you find him at the basketball court and u challenge him to some dumb scoring game where u see how many baskets u each can get

-“OMG HI HEESEUNG!! :3” when u find him at the basketball court and he sighs but he’s trying not to scream at how cute u r lowkey

-ur all giggly when u keep beating him “hee r u even trying?” “I’m just having a bad day don’t even” like he isn’t completely distracted by the way you look when ur grinning at him

-“I think I can take ur place as basketball team captain!” “In ur dreams??” but he’d gladly give it up if you would keep smiling like that

-insists on walking you home from the court because “I’m not gonna be held responsible for you getting jumped”

-and the next time you catch him on the basketball court it happens all over again! <3

jay

-you can’t even finish saying “I’m cold” before his jacket is over your shoulders and he’s scolding you for not being prepared

-sitting down and your skirt is riding up? his uniform blazer is over your lap and he’s shaking his head

-“what would you do without me??” “do you want your jacket back then , jay?” “…no”

-while it’s also because he cares about ur wellbeing, he also just really likes the sight of you wearing his clothes and you smelling like his cologne

-you literally walk into the room and he’s immediately “y/n you need to buy a thicker jacket you’re gonna get sick” not even a good morning or anything…

-“don’t tell people ur wearing my jacket I don’t want them to get the wrong idea 🙄” but lowkey he wouldn’t mind at all

-gets so (internally) giggly when u sink into his jacket because it’s chilly

-finds excuses u give u his clothes at this point …the tiniest piece of lint on ur shirt and he’s handing you his blazer

-“u can keep it ig”

jake

-gets you tiny gifts and acts like he just randomly found them

-he totally went out of his way to find you two matching keychains but he doesn’t wanna admit that

-“y/n I just randomly found your favorite seasonal pastry. no big deal. don’t thank me.”

-BUT HE ALSO KEEPS EVERY GIFT U GET HIM OMGEEE, he has a whole area on his desk dedicated to notes, trinkets, stickers, if you drew on his paper he’ll tear the section off so he can keep it LOL

-will never admit that. to anyone. but gets pressed if you give gifts to anyone else because that’s his y/nnie!! giving HIS gifts to some rando!! D: the cruelty!!

-gets sooo dramatic if he doesn’t get at least a little doodle he’s texting you like you killed a man

-one time his friend asked if he could borrow a pencil and he was like yea man sure and then realizing it was a pencil YOU!! gave him he snatched it back so fast trust

-he’s so cutie patootie but internally…4 now…

-wishes he could get over himself and kiss you all over when you shyly present a little plush toy you won at a claw game he’s RAHHHHH !!!

-for now he’ll stick to “thanks 😒”

sunghoon

-he’s really protective over you me thinks

-but he’ll be really quiet about it, maybe a girl makes you upset and he sees and he’ll “accidentally” knock over her bottled water on her notes, a guy is talking shit about you and sunghoon is squaring up in the courtyard no questions asked

-“sunghoon u dont have to protect me” “it’s not about you” even though it’s totally about you and he will die defending your honor

-one time on your walk out of school a tree branch poked you and u were all like “oh owie : o” and he was following behind before GLARING the shit out of that tree branch…

-another time this guy made a degrading comment about you and sunghoon managed to find receipts on him cheating on his gf and posted it on the school newsletter…cuz he’s silly like that <3

-honestly it’s a little scary the lengths he’ll go for you and still refusing to admit he’s doing it for you

-he’s not really good at comforting you when you cry, so he’ll make sure to protect you from anything that could make you cry

sunoo

-he’ll always listen to you

-if someone said “sunoo can u go grab me a drink from the vending machine” he looks at them like they’re insane but if YOU’RE asking??? he’s sprinting down the hallways

-“it’s literally just because ur lips get all chapped when your dehydrated don’t get an ego,” while he’s handing you like…water purified in Antarctica sourced from glaciers with a little paper umbrella

-even smaller things, he prioritizes your advice

-“guys should I have hot pot or panera for lunch?” and a rando will go, “panera!” and hes dead silent but you go “oh you should totally get hot pot!!” and he’s basically booking a reservation

-probably “accidentally” books a reservation for two and forces you to come since “it’s a waste of table space” if no one else does lol

-also if you don’t like someone he doesn’t like them either

-“sunoo are u friends with Ria?” “shes okay” “she said my makeup looked bad today :(“ and sunoo will act like he dgaf

-but next time you bring her up he scoffs and is all, “why even bother crying about her? she’s not worth your time and she’s annoying anyways” even though he’s never talked to this girl

-tldr ur word > anyone else

jungwon

-always speaks highly of you

-never to your face but he’ll always defend you when necessary, or speak up for you, or just praise you LOL

-“y/n actually scored higher than you, so idk why you’re bragging so loud” to some rando kid talking about test scores lmao

-or “y/n doesn’t like that snack get her another” when your friends are debating how to surprise you

-ur name is always in his mouth but positively LMAO

-brushes it off if you take note of this and says “people are just exaggerating, I barely talk about you, don’t get it twisted >:T” but everyone knows he’ll take any chance he can get to praise you

-“y/n is better tho” and everyone’s like?? who asked??

-it’s endearing but he doesn’t even notice it, he just is proud of you in every shape and form and since he can’t really express it around you he has to project it anywhere else he can hehe

-“jungwon do you think my hair looks okay?” says hee, looking for an actual answer. “y/n’s hair is nicer” responds jungwon, not missing a beat.

-“did you guys know y/n got a 100? isn’t she smart? don’t tell her I said that.”

niki

-does things for you without you asking and then acts like it’s a habit

-it is definitely not a habit for him to run out of his seat to pull out your chair for you, but he insists he literally does it for everyone (he doesnt)

-opens your capped drinks before handing them to you, stops you suddenly to tie your shoelaces, sends you photos of notes if you missed a day..

-“y/n you’d literally be hopeless without me” but he’d be hopeless if anyone else helped you because it’s his job!!

-it makes him feel special when he gets to do so many acts of service for you, for some reason he doesn’t mind running errands or whatnot, he’d much rather he be the one who does it than anyone else

-“y/n u forgot a hair tie today?? ur lucky I brought one” knowing damn well he brought it specifically for you ☹️☹️ cutie

-if the train is full you don’t even have to ask and he’ll let you take his seat “y/n you have weak legs, you need to sit”

-he secretly loves being someone you can rely on, no matter how much he denies it <3

[nanathott]

omg I’m crying 😭😭 let me set the scene. I woke up middle of the night, hungry, I go make ramen. I make it. I’m so excited to eat, it’s super hot and I’m having a video play on my right, very happy to dig in. I eat a couple of bites then somehow some way I knock the boiling ramen all over me the leftover noodles gets in between my legs, soup gets everywhere on my WHITE SHIRT AND IM WEARING SHORTS so my coochie, legs, lower stomach is also on fire. I just stained my seat and my floor is covered in soup now. Now I smell like spicy noodles.

ARE YOU OKAY??????????? OWIE

[t0ast-ghost]

S3 EP17 (That Which Survives) ME! CAUSE I WON FINALS RAGHH

On with it:

- A GHOST PLANET?!?

- “A planet even Spock can’t explain.” McCoy smiles

- okay that was a weird omen- I mean woman

- Uh oh they’re stranded now Spock’s gotta search for them

- STOP BEING MEAN TO SULU

- Awe he spends so much time with Chekov he picks up pieces of information

- Fuck off, Kirk

- OMG M’BENGA

- “I’ll sit on the warp engines and nurse them.” Spock is appalled by this statement

- Sulu is so pretty

- Sulu’s little run <3

- D’Amato is our stand in red shirt flag this episode. He lets them know there is danger

- “I wish you would be more precise.” Spock’s grumpy because he misses his boyfriends

- “The ship feels wrong.” Tf is this supposed to mean Scotty?

- …

- Those lights look wrong (I’m an engineer)

- SCOTTY RAN RIGHT PAST HER?!? Hiding in plain sight wins again

- “Do you know what he died of, Mr. Scott?” ‘Aye have ye heard of ligma?’

- WAIT. Bisexual lighting planet I know you!

- hiii Sulu Hiiii

- Sleepy

- Spock is such a bitch (lovingly) in this episode “My guess, Doctor, would be valueless. I suggest we refrain from guessing and focus on facts. Spock out.” Calm your tits babygirl you’ll find them

- NO STAY AWAY FROM SULU

- “I want.. to touch you.” *vine boom sound* (not joking that’s what it sounds like in the show)

- OWIE! Oh no he tripped :(

- YEAHBB WHOOO ITS THE LINE!!!! !!!

- Hey if I went to your party and did this, wyd?

- “And she’s so… so beautiful.” Me when a woman almost kills me

- Uhura understands Spock does not want to calculate the chances of McCoy and Kirk’s survival because he does not want to think they’re dead

- The bisexual lighting behind Kirk and McCoy is silly

- Spock and McCoy saying things and the crew being like, ‘why are you saying this, this is a serious situation.’ But they’re little nerds

- Spock is really ready to die in any given circumstance where a sacrifice is required

- Spock is in a better mood now

- McCoy <3

- they just threw Scotty into the tube

- FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING (careful showing to friends)

- Spock does not want to hear about bad sensory experiences

- “Keep behind us Jim!” McCoy is protecting his boyfriend

- Her makeup is majestic

- “Are you lonely?” Kirk don’t do it

- Do I understand what’s happening on the ship? No. Does it seem intense? Yes.

- She just wants a hug!

- When another one comes forward and claims to come for McCoy Kirk shoves him behind his back to protect him 🥺

- YEAHHH SPOCK!

- Jim and Spock immediately start flirting. Like there’s nothing else I can call it

- We get it. You’re all attracted to the woman who tried to kill you.

Masterpost

Teleplay by John Meredyth Lucas

Story by Michael Richards