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Oo-mox? On this hell site?

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(laughing and reloading my pistol) okay omigod next time dont flinch 🙄

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Encouraging a man to start a union with a flirtatious wink. Miles you are wildin without your wife to reel you in huh

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Maxxed out the bullshit psychometric test for this job application. I've already had to write a fucking essay about myself. Jesus christ, why does the hiring process need to be 2 months long. Why is the hiring manage an ex-astrophysicist?? Did they actually read and understand that I need visa sponsorship, or am I going to get through to the end and be told nah???

There was a spelling mistake in the test results. This ain't hard, fam.

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Nostromo bridge design by Ron Cobb - Alien 1979

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My Uniqlo jeans have suffered sudden and total molecular disintegration in the space of one wash cycle... stretched elastic, worn out waistband, splitting seams...

I've worn them basically weekly for the past 7 years. Bah! Clothing these days...

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it is so wild to me the fashions that are called “emo” today. especially given the fact that probably 80-90% of it is actually scene, not emo. this would have started full on wars 15 years ago

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saw this post by @exlibra about garak growing his hair out and just had to paint it

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oh what a terrible day. I must look at images of garaks double chin to feel better

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some fake screenshots from the deep space nine dating sim that lives in my brain