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At lunch and the pit crew has had an interesting experience. 3 food court restaurants:
Safety tech got the world’s greasiest pizza slice.
Other pit crew ordered a Turkey sub with Swiss cheese. He got a roast beef with American and pickles.
Me: gets 5 chicken tenders. Maybe they should be labeled chicken breasts instead… snicker for comparison below. All 5 are like this.
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susivoi · 4 months
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GET GROOMED IDIOT
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Tumblr screwed up when I tried to post this and deleted all my text so instead of a Bee Movie Reference you get me complaining about Tumblr
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a snapshot of the result of spending a solid hour trying to find/create a suitable joke
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thanager · 11 days
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dinnar today
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mochatea-art · 11 months
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oc's as slugcats hehe
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ok from left to right heres the slugs
orange-white: zodie a artificer
white-black: eclipse a spearmaster (oc owned by my friend @lewissilvertree )
red-black: mars a spearmater and gourmand
red: bob a groumand (its bob from spookymonth cuz my friend is obsess with him and now hes a slug cat)
the overseer is just a wip new one for me and my friend slugcats lore but there calls EOU
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skyland2703 · 5 months
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…ok so I got inspired <3
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Thesis in the tags
#OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT#Amelia is probably the most jealous person to ever relationship.#but it comes naturally ONLY for Javi. she never got jealous while dating Ollie or any of the previous partners.#but when she started dating javi—something flipped a switch in her and BOI OH BOI DID SHE GET. JEALOUS. OF EVERYTHING.#which kinda sucks because Javi is a music sensation and POPULAR 😭#and she’s Horny. SO. so. SO. horny. like. maybe it’s the Rafkonian biology but if he wakes her up in the middle of the night#saying ‘babe I’m horny’ she just. fucking. would go down on him. then and there.#LIKE SHE WOULD SEE HIM TAKING A PEACEFUL BATH AND GO ‘i wanna fuck you slide over’#and the exhibitionist kink 😭😭 don’t even get me started on that.#Javi was always a mama’s boy so he is THE best at cooking. his mom is even better. (typical desi mom Rina 😭👍🏻)#and so he makes them food. and she does the dishes because his prosthetics don’t let him do watery work good.#Amelia isn’t good with lovey dovey words. Javi is a POET.#HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER BY WRITING HER A SONG#AND TELLING HER ‘you are the very oxygen i breathe’.#and he waited for her confession for three years 😭 for her to fall in love with him and for her to tell him she loved him#and like#idk man#also she steals all of his clothes.#Javi got vvv annoyed once realising she doesn’t have ANY super loose sweatshirts and comfortable things to wear. not even pyjamas.#(she used to prefer sleeping naked) but ever since she discovered Javi’s oversized hoodies… that fit juuust perfectly. theresno going back.#ever#anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk :D#they’re sooooo in love your honor I cant~#power rangers#power rangers dino fury#amelia jones#Javi garcia#cosmic fury#power rangers cosmic fury#dino fury
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harmcityherald · 2 months
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Breakfast time!
#My turtle chronicles#red eared slider#they love the new pellets#the correct pellets for turtles over six inches#zippy is growing im scared he may be female too.#that will cause problems#im still not sure#dymorphism is prevelant in turtles#the males are almost always smaller#they have a more balanced diet now#their last owner did not care.#he fed them shrimp daily which is a treat not balanced food and once a week raw fish#within a month they killed the magnificent five my five large goldfish in one night of murder#i read up on the red ears and changed their diet#i wont be able to reverse the pyrmiding on their backs as it is irreversable#but i feel like i have at least stopped it in time it can debilitate them.#why would you not read up on an animal you are responcable for taking care of.#he also kept them in a white and blue plastic childrens pool.#with nothing else in there just a blue and white prison with no tank enrichment whatsoever.#dont agree with none of that in my opinion he mistreated them. artemesias brother#his name on you tube is catfishnation#he has a basement full of oversize fish in enclosures that are too small#he loves his fish dont get me wrong#a side note is he went and got more turtles after seeing my set up. i told him look pal i already took 3 football size turtles from you#i cant take any more#hes to proud to admit it but he learned from me#his new tank is much better and lo and behold he put in plants and stones a real environment#so thats good i guess#some people like me love animals some people view them as possessions or tropphies#usually the pit bull owners are guilty of this
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medi-bee · 2 years
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they've been organized
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tropicalcontinental · 26 days
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Trying to draw the curse but rain worldified (still figuring out a solid design)
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ireallydohateyou2 · 2 months
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just had to walk outside, pantless (/shameful), in order to retrieve the fast food order that was just dropped off/delivered 2 mee...
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triplecreature · 4 months
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they should build a theme park for me that's just regular society except everything is scaled down so that i am the default human that things are designed around and everyone else gets to hit their head and not fit
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malwarechips · 1 year
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rain world really captured the stress of having children with slugpups (i hate it and i never want to do this again)
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resoyani · 2 years
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‘es a tiney bti chubbay
Every piece of clothing he owns is like two sizes too big, including the jumpers he made himself
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name-that-isnt · 1 year
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Day one morbillion of pancake and crepe not being siblings even tho they should be
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astro-b-o-y-d · 10 months
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Bill and Mina getting into a debate about whether or not a human having their mouth and eyes in separate areas on their face is actually more or less useful when it comes to eating.
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