#outta their way way gayboy the girls boutta get it

[venomroad]

[hxneylavendxr]

honest to god dan heng gay af i woulda gone craazzzzyyyy

[to-the-batcomputer]

diana simply brings up the topic of dating to batman and he goes into a prepared, numbered list of reasons why they shouldn't date. reason number 2 is that he has "issues"

[ayyyyysexual]

Tumblr on the Seven Seas

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow

No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow

AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg

nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow

everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur

Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow

this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow

honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow

mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow

wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow

աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow

no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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⚓ shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow

girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow

SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow

CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow

CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow

the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow

mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205

wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow

i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow

even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

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[bloodyfinalgirl]

Let me tell u something if a hot brunette girl went to me and said heyy do u wanna do bloodplay and have crazy animal sex I wouldn't fucking hesitate absolutely no questions asked about her motives. get outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it

[benkybot]

Cannot feel bad for Dave in the Homestuck epilogues at all like everyone else is having major relationship drama or decade long existential crises and Dave's like "Oh nooo a cute bubbly dog girl and a petite yaoi goth alien boy both want me at the same time wahhh woe is me whatever shall I do". In the immortal words of that one guy on the internet, outta my way gayboy, cuz I'm boutta get it.

[calebs-hangout-corner]

Help Wanted

The Mimic, imitating Tape Girl's voice: Hot single women in your area would like to meet you.

Luis: No thanks.

Vanessa: OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY, I'M BOUTTA GET IT!

Vanessa, moments later: MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN STOLEN.

[magdaluxe]

girl the spores...

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[jrwi-in-text]

[ID: a recreation of a tumblr post using JRWI:Blood in the Bayou characters.

rebeccajones: sexy bug girls in your area (underlined like a link) dungeonsranddragons: no thanks rocknrollsuperstar: outta my way gayboy i'm boutta get it rocknrollsuperstar: my identity has been stolen]

This is what happened in episode three of BITB right?

[survivorsyndrome]

tag dump, unfortunately.

[reapercrest]

tag dump xd

[kikidewynter]

girl advertising tanya’s new brothel: wanna come inside

dex: no thanks

johnny: outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

johnny coming back out 1 minute later: my identity has been stolen.

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it but it’s johnny pushing past dex