#outstanding move

[type40thiefoflight]

Netflix just released the entire movie on Youtube for free?!

[tijuanaus]

[reillymackay]

ogh my fucking god man.

[arianod]

La JUGADA MÁGICA de BOGOLYÚBOV | El rincón de los inmortales

[pinyatapix]

how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft

[marinemas]

I was just scanning lake

when I saw The Creature

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[farfromstrange]

IWTV spoilers, but.

Daniel Malloy really said ‘fuck you, Armand’, exposed 70+ years of lies and ended their relationship. Wouldn’t surprise me if he tweeted #teamloustat before Armand turned him, either. Good for him honestly. Good for him.

(more rambling in the tags)

[ratxklng]

2024 art summary

[tijuanaus]

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

I love this joke, bc at first it sounds like a dumb blonde joke, but it turns out she was actually playing 5D chess and he thought he was winning at checkers

A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says. 

The banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.

“What does that mean?” the blonde says.

“It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”

“Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”

The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. “Okay, he says, “I’ll print out the papers.”

“Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”

“Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”

She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys. He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.

A month to the day later, he’s sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in. She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”

“Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”

“Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20?”

[lilidawnonthemoon]

[a-haunting-of-endermen]

Martyn went for "Hard" difficulty and got his Level 2 artifact this man is CRACKED

[tinajd187]

those look painful to fold, and thats impressive as all hell

Thinking of starting a TikTok for my collection of tiny origami cranes. I have ~10k of them, and I think they deserve the world.

Above is a pretty standard-sized crane, made from a 5/8 in square piece of (recycled!) paper. It is about 5/8 in from wingtip to wingtip.

This is my collection of green tiny cranes. They number roughly 1,500.

Here is what I call the Nursery. I put all the teensy ones here. They are about 3/8 of an inch from wingtip to wingtip.

And in this bottle there are 150 green fellas! /gn

I’ve been making tiny cranes for upwards of ten years now. Lmk if you would follow an account about these little babies!

[simplepotatofarmer]

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[audreyhxrne]

read all of tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow in under 24 hours and I have my qualms with the back half but. the way it presents loneliness and alienation as the degradation of tenderness. sam and sadie only being able to forgive each other to the extent that they were still willing to show up for each other. how the love can be there but it's not enough if you don't do your part in keeping it alive.

[khunvegas]

tinn might have waited for 2 years and then some to kiss gun but you best believe my little man fourth was cheering for finally getting his kiss. the crowd cheered.