#ourghhh hes so.

[milksnake-tea]

SIGHS LOUDLY AND PULLS OUT BANK ACCOUNT

[lcpmon]

real rose fans would kill me for what ive done to him

[savior-of-humanity]

“You make me feel safe.” (For Guts, from some lowly peasant who ended up being saved by his ability to slay.)

The remark makes his lip curl in amusement.

Safe?

Him?

He bit back the urge to bark out a laugh at their statement; he was by no means safe. His mere presence was an omen in of itself, a guarantee that those who came across him in his travels would be inevitably swept up in the dark forces that followed him. And yet, he still can't help but mull over their words.

He made them feel safe.

Guts, who was perhaps more beast than man. Guts, who stood from head to toe in the still-steaming blood and gore of an apostle. Guts, who bore the Brand of Sacrifice, the mark that guaranteed he would never know true rest, that he would remain forever hunted and haunted by the darkness.

His thoughts flick back to the image of a young girl some years ago. Abused by her own parents, so desperate for a better life, for love, that she preferred the company of a monster over her own kind. She'd trusted him, even when he had done unspeakable things (he can still remember how their little bodies burned), even when he almost killed her. She trusted him enough to sleep in his lap as though he were her own father.

Some small part of him wonders how she's doing, and the beast reminded himself that she was probably dead by now.

He shook his head at the stranger. "I'm not safe. Never have. Never will be. Just because I saved your sorry ass doesn't mean it's gonna happen again, anyway."

Guts turned to walk away, back into the darkness that always waited for him - but, no matter how much he tried to ignore it, there was that little flickering flame of content that brought warmth to his soul.

[day-night-darlix]

hoyo is trying to kill us i think

Honkai: Star Rail | "A moment is captured of Aventurine with his guard down."

Admin's note under break.

A/N: This artwork will also be used as the cover for anan magazine Issue 2393, published on April 10, 2024. The cover version has been added to the download folder as well.

[gundren]

its a peak level of brain rot tohave your no. 1 babygirl be a character from a fanfic

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

ERM LIKE IMAGINE JEFF TOBY AND SLENDERMAN WITH A ZOMBIE S/O THAT'S LIKE CLINGY N STUFF AND IS A LITTLE DIMWITTED BC THEY'RE BRAIN IS LIKE GONE N STUFF BUT THEIR RLLY SWEET (platonic or romantic u can pick)

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Summary: Jeff, Toby and Slenderman with an S/o who is a zombie. Zombie shenanigans ensue

Genre: Silly fluff

Warnings: Mentions of body parts popping off, body decaying while still being alive(ish), zombies

Credits: Jeff the killer- Creepypasta, Ticci Toby- Creepypasta, Slenderman- Creepypasta, Lacy heart divider- kodaswrld on tumblr, Lighter divider- sister-lucifer on tumblr

A/n: ok, let me first say how much i LOVE this concept!! It's so freaking epicsauce ourghhh.....also as for the relationship i did blurred lines?? Like zombie reader just is silly, creeps dont know what they're up to

Thank you so much for requesting!

Jeff The Killer

You're his favorite person in the manor (besides Ben)

Because everyone else is either stupid or weird, and that pisses him off

But you're only stupid and weird bc most of your brain is rotted out

And that's badass

You also don't talk much, so that's a big plus

You just kinda....cling

Instead of just saying "Hi Jeff!" or maybe a "omg my most favorite person in the world who is so beautiful and could rival that of jesus himself" you just kinda squeal in excitement and cling to his arm

You drool a lot, and have a bit of a biting issue

So when you cling to him he almost always also gets a mixture of slobber and blood from your previous meal on his hoodie

He's gotten used to this, so he just continues whatever he was doing while you follow him around, still clung to his arm and bent at a 90 degree angle, giggling and biting him every now and again

I think the only quirk of yours he doesn't like is when you lick him

Because it's always a big ass stripe right up his face

Have you ever smelt rotting flesh mixed with bad breath? No? He has.

You have a good reason for doing it though!

With how often his smile re-opens, you only notice the faint smell of blood

And with your seemingly never ending hunger, and way of thriving solely on instinct, you just kinda....slurp

He does NOT like that

The only creature allowed to lick him is Smile Dog, and that's because that's his son

He takes your arms away as punishment

No arms for 30 minutes >:(

Much to your dismay, because now you cant cling to him

So you make do with gnawing at him instead

Slenderman

You like to follow him around, even when he has to work

Which if you were anyone else he might be a bit annoyed

But you are harmless, and honestly what's the worst you could do?

So he allows you to stay, because it keeps you from doing something silly like losing one of your limbs in the maze like hallways of the manor

Which has happened before

it took 4 hours to find

You like to gnaw on him as well, and it is actually your main form of communication with him since he's so tall and you can't really cling to him good

You don't get bored either, i think your brain is a little bit too rotted to become bored

So a lot of times you will just wrap around his leg and gnaw at him, humming and grunting happily while he works

Every now and then he will give you a paper he doesn't need for you to chew on instead of his expensive suit

It keeps you busy for a few minutes, but nothing is better than really expensive suits

It is very quickly into your office hang outs that he begins taking your limbs from you also

Because sometimes you like to go wander

Which is fine, but those are the only limbs they have for you

So i hope you can roll around

He'd also probably be the best non-doctor creep to put your limbs back on

He has no understanding of human anatomy, but he knows that if he gets a pop its a good sign

So even though you cant understand what im saying rn bc your brain is rotted DONT LET JEFF DO IT HE WILL SNAP YOUR ARM IN HALF

Ticci Toby

Ok so we all know this guy is a nervous wreck

Well imagine that x10 around you

His main chore when he's not working is chopping firewood for the manor

Often times, doing that takes up all day so as long as you just sit there and be good, he won't have as much nerves

But we all know that the second you see a butterfly or smth, you're off chasing after it into the woods

Cut to him tying you to the nearest tree so you cant get up and run again

Which works until your arm pops off

He doesn't even notice it at first, as he was too busy chopping the wood

But the second he does notice, he screams like a little girl

"When did that happen??!?!?" he'll say worriedly as he picks it up

He knows you are a zombie, but what he doesn't know is that your limbs are able to be put back on

Cue him freaking out bc he thought he broke you or something

So he takes you to E.J, tripping over his words as he tries to explain that he has no clue what happened and how sorry he is

And E.J just....pops it right back on

"Oh." Toby mutters

The next day he decides that chopping wood is too dangerous for you, even if you aren't the one doing the chopping

So he puts all of his hoodies on you as a make-shift bubble wrap

As well as a bunch of layers of pants

And then he ties you to the tree

Which works fine!

Until you start eating dirt

"No- Hey! Don't eat that!!"

You are just happy he is showing you some attention instead of just letting you sit there all day

[mychlapci]

God but imagine pregnant party ambulance Ratchet with Pharma as his roommate, and Ratchet is so not into him.

Pharma comes back to their room from class just to catch Deadlock leaving the room. He waves at Pharma with the most smug look on his face while he leaves, and when Pharma goes into the room he catches Ratchet standing beside his desk, looking absolutely worn out. Pharma is so pissed, his wings are twitching up a storm. He can't prove it since the room had been cleaned, but he fucking knows Ratchet was just bent over HIS desk getting pounded by another mech. And Ratchet won't give him even one chance!! He's so mad, Deadlock doesn't even attend their university but Ratchet keeps letting him on campus. Pharma's gotta wait for Ratchet to leave so he can have an angry self service session. He might just do it in Ratchet's bed out of spite, but he knows if he does and he's caught, Deadlock and Ratchet are just gonna fuck in his bed in return.

Plot twist though they didn't even fuck on Pharma's desk, they were in his bed from the beginning.

ourghhh... Pharma is soooo pissy because Ratchet won't date him, but he'll turn his valve at some older scumbag in a spark-beat... He's done nothing but compliment Ratchet on his pregnancy glow and be extremely compliant with the fact that they'll be having to deal with a sparkling in their shared room, and this is what he does? Fuck on his desk? Ooh, Pharma would so be reporting him... if it didn't make him insanely horny.

[kyunniebuns]

caught myself in a daze staring hopelessly at Jinwoo again ourghhh…. He just makes me feel so fluffy and in a dream-like state where I just wanna ruffle his hair and give him the world uuaaaa

[knowledge-paradox]

I've always wondered if David died instead of Luca

For my ocs, yes they would've mourned for his death, but Frances wouldn't have made peace with Luca, since David didn't had a journal of his own

ourghhh Luca would be so upset that he can't reach out to David's family because of that

it's kind of like what happened with Luca- he dies and David hates Matteo for it but instead here Davis dies and Frances hates Luca

[moldsporr]

About that character inmpression, ship thingy you posted... Of course I'l ask you about Yomi (you can answer each questions for him if you want 👀👀)

Aaaand hmmm

What do you think about Yomi x Seth, Hellxander, Fake Zilch x Seth, and Yomi x Fake Zilch x Seth ?

That might be a lot in one go, so uh, take your time!

OURGHHH Yomi. Okay this is gonna be a lot but lets-a go yahoo

Alright first off, first impression of him.

His introduction was literally golden. From his and Martina's Akira reference to Yomi fake-sobbing before coldly ordering Seth to be executed. I was kicking my feet. He immediately shot to my top favorite (before being kicked down again by Yuma and Makoto) but I absolutely enjoyed what an evil little gremlin he was from the very beginning. Honestly, one of the best introductions of a villain I've ever seen.

Next, headcanons. I think he was a theatre kid in high school. I'm saying this from experience. Every theatre kid goes through a little phase where they're evil and flamboyant it comes with the title. Yomi's just went on a little too long, silly silly boy. OH and I think he has chew toys. Being evil is stressful he's gotta chew on smth or else he'll just take it out on an underling, yk?

As for complaints and praise... weeeell, I thought his takedown was a little... anti-climatic? Like on the one hand, I'm very happy for Martina to get to send him to jail. You go girl. But also, he just sorta... accepts being arrested? I wanted him to resist more. Kicking scratching and screaming, yk?? He did a little of that but not much. And I wish we'd seen him in the epilogue, maybe as a small little shot of him in jail being all pouty. As for praise, I really love how fun-to-hate he is. The game makes it very clear he's horrible and you can't really sympathize with him, but also, he's just so fun to watch. Like. What's wrong with him *twirls hair*

Favorite pairing, hmmmmmmmmmm. Initially it was Makoyomi, but rn it's a three-way tie between Makoyomi, Yomiakou, and Hellxander. These dynamics are all just... really fascinating in all honesty. I want to study them. I'm so glad this fandom enjoys toxic yaoi I think I would go insane if there wasn't a plethora of content for these weirdos.

And finally, my overall opinion. He's my wife. My evil scrunkly meow meow. I'm gonna put a collar on him and cook him a yummy dinner while he's chained to a chair. Also his English VA is amazing and did a wonderful job making Yomi iconic, I'm planning on playing Raincode again but with JP voices to compare. He's the silliest villain I've ever seen. They did a great job with his writing, I think. He just, immediately grabs you- and when you look deeper into him it's genuinely so interesting and fun.

OKAY NOW FOR SHIPS.

Yomi x Seth is definitely an interesting ship for me. I don't actively think about it but when I come across content of them, my brain goes "fuck yeah". Sadly their interactions don't give us much to go off of as much as other pairs, but it's always a joy to see.

Hellxander. My beloved. Finding Fake!Zilch in the factory and hearing him ramble about Yomi was eye opening. Kodaka did not need to have that in there but it's there and it's amazing. I wish Yomi had a line or something about Zilch, I want to know how he feels about the guy. Was it a parasocial type of thing??? Was Yomi leading him along??? Please Kodaka. Yomi DLC where we visit Kanai Ward and Yomi is doing community service and having flashbacks to his old gay lover Hitman and he cries in the rain "I hate that ugly bowl cut detective!!!!!!! Curse you Yuma the Kokohead!!!!!!!"

Fake!Zilch x Seth isn't something I've ever really thought about, but I can kinda see a dynamic there. Frail little guy x tough hitman? Yeah that's certainly a good dynamic. I just don't know if this particular case would really... grab me?

And Yomi x Fake!Zilch x Seth... yeah I think that's just torture for Seth. Which is fine I like torturing the guy. I can definitely see Yomi being like "lol that seth guy is soooo funny to torment" and zilch is like "do you want me to torment him director yomi. Anything for you director yomi" and Seth is like "can I please just do my job. Please. Please"

[lipsticklens]

🦷 I know u said an ask wasn't required but I would LOVE to hear abt some hurt/comfort w Scott if u don't mind 👀👀 @rexscanonwife

🦷 : have you ever helped each other through injuries? who gets injured more, you or your f/o?

wheeeehehe that's what i'm ♡ sensitive ♡ about ( /pos ) ok i might ramble (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

if scott is the one who got hurt, i wouldn't know until he got back from whatever mission he went on. so i would already be scared, immediately upon seeing him - what happened? how long has he been like this? etc etc. basically just asking every question i can possibly think of. ( <- guy who can't shut up to save his life ) semi-luckily, my s/i is sort of a lab assistant for hank, rather than someone who goes into fights. so at least i can be fully involved with the whoole process of helping him. i would probably go overboard on taking care of him, ngl ... i would tell him over and over not to get up, i'll get whatever he needs for him, i'd make food for him ( i make very good breakfasts and have a few good soup/etc recipes ^^~♡ ), and probably carry on a little past when he's fully healed ... i'm worried about him !! i think he would sorta protest, like no really he can do it this time, but i also think he would like the overwhelming reassurance that someone just love him sooo much. ♡♡♡

if i was the one who got hurt... ourghhh... ... first of all, it would be out of nowhere. like i said, my s/i doesn't really go out on missions. so this would be an upsetting surprise. honestly i think he would too upset at first to be of much help ;; which is ok! leave the medical stuff the professionals lmao °°° once he's calmed down, he would also be very attentive. i think he would also be very affectionate. like, holding me a lot and reminding me how much he loves me. (*＾＾*)

[baeshijima]

I JUST FINISHED PLAYING THE EVENT QUEST AND PLEASE THAT ENDING WAS SOOOO CUUUTTEEEEE

The cutscene reminded me too much of the teaser, I was holding my breath in shock and worried it would take a sad turn, but it was soo sweet!!!!

And the picture frame we got, I LOVE IT!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH, IT WAS SO FUN PLAYING THROUGH THE QUEST

The whole Kaveh being worried Mehrak had a mechanical existential crisis, and then him blaming Alhaitham drove away the cutie like pls lmaooo (on second thought... imagine being half awake on your way to get a coffee and seeing a toolbox float past you like it was nothing LMAO... so many mehrak headcanons swirling in my head like a cup in the microwave)

The number of jokes Cyno dropped, please it was so fun hehe, and I was so surprised to see Sorush, and then Traveler in the outfit in the cutscene like omg we're being robbed, first the flower crown the aranara gave us and then this... why hoyo why...

(Is it obvious I love the Sumeru cast a lot? Hehe, can't help it I guess, I'm too biased towards Sumeru and Fontaine characters...)

(On second thought, yours is favourite genshin tumblr blog, but was the Alhaitham theme, and now the Neuvillette theme just a halo effect? Lmao jk, you're a super fun person hehe!!! And your writing *chef's kiss* wonderful!!!!!)

🍀

I CAN ANSWER THIS NOW THAT IVE DONE THE EVENT HEHE

and pls i was the same during the cutscene.... when i first saw the style and with her waking up and it being her bday i was like no... pls let her be happy... dont do this to us rn hyv... no more pain while on the natlan aq break... AND THEN IT WAS SO SO CUTE AND OURGHHH !! and oh my gosh the picture frame.... genuinely love it so so much (cough i now have a picture frame with haitham beloved and it will be put in a special place in my teapot home cough) but it wouldve been even better with wanderer and layla 🫠

AND YES THE WORRIED MOTHER KAVEH & CURIOUS CHILD MEHRAK INTERACTIONS WERE SO !!! im glad we got to see more of kaveh and his dynamic with mehrak tho !! and him blaming alhaitham was so funny pls 😭 catching strays only to uno reverse them fr <//3 (if that were me on god i would chalk it up to sleep deprivation and pass it off as a hallucination LMAO but knowing mehrak it would literally just float there and smile at whoever was staring at it long enough and then continue what it was doing 😭)

cyno with his jokes.... while paimon didnt appreciate them, I did. and the fact he had them prepared in the back of his mind for our return so he could use them.... sobs hes so precious.... and his lil spark of joy at the end of the quest before taking the photo when he wanted to play genius invokation tcg with everyone and tighnari using collei as an escape, sethos wishing he had a collei to use as an escape and alhaitham and kaveh probably just walking away 😭

SORUSH AND THE PARI AND THE ARANARA !!!! the gasp i gasped when i heard the pari speak like???? HELLO???? i thought we would finally get aranara voice but there was none 😔 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE TRAVELER OUTFITS AAAAAA both of the twins looked so good... pls we need it as a free skin.... or at the very least have more regional events from now on where they wear the nations style of clothing... manifests next lantern rite for cloud retainer to make us clothes..... pls.....

[peacheenie]

COMICON WAS A BLAST !!!! i only just woke up i was so tired from everything ~u~ ourghhh

i didnt see the Pokemon meetup, snuck into the TF2 Spy photoshoot and joined that meetups discord server, Saw SO MANY COOL ARTISTS, BOUGHT SO MANY MANY THINGS FROM THEM ALL !!! and gave out a bunch of my Larry stickies ans sweets to ppl ^_^

i didnt take any photos with other cosplayers cuz:

1) nobody recognised i was Larry until they had a really good look at me and those ppl were usually artists i was talking to and buying from (YES!!!!! mr nobody was sucessful sjjxjwjd)

2) i didnt wanna bother anyone cuz it was suuuch a busy con

3) i was shopping a lot and wasnt rly looking to pull out my phone every 5 seconds cuz of how hot it was in there

speaking of art though, throughout the entire art like sections i only found ONE LARRY ITEM. id called my friend to ask where he was since we seperated for a bit to look at merch and he stopped mid sentence like "theres a Larry pin here" and i went "WHERE." and sprinted over lmao

so ty to "casualrabbit" for the LAST IN STOCK APPARENTLY Larry pin ^_^ and also my babey boy hisuian growlithe :3

they were super nice and were really grateful for my sticker jsjdjsd it was so sweet...

plus!! i didnt get ill ^_^ all in all it was a rly good day and im so glad i finally got to go again! im thinking of going in a TF2 cosplay next time so i can remeet up with the Valve group i saw, they were all so niceies ;u;

anyway!! cosplay photo tiem :3

if my friends send anymore i will add them on in an rb :) but yaaaaay we had sos much fun...

[savior-of-humanity]

ourghhh. just. thinking about Guts as a character... - how, when he was younger (mainly in his days when he lived w/ Gambino and before he met the Band of the Hawk iirc?), he'd often sleep w/ his sword for comfort - how he genuinely wanted to be Griffith's friend/equal, and him overhearing that basically Griffith didn't see him as an equal whatsoever, prompting him to leave both to find his own dream instead of following Griffith's almost blindly - like, everything about the Eclipse in general (and the fact that he was only NINETEEN when it happened????????????) - "GRIFFITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Jill (conviction arc) and Guts' relationship; how she was so abused by her own parents, so afraid of them, that even with how much of a dick Guts can be, she ends up looking up to him as a father figure, to the point where she feels comfortable enough to sleep in his lap!!!!! - Like Jill straight up almost got herself killed trying to protect her childhood best friend, who became an Apostle, from Guts, who was literally going to kill both of them (the only reason he didn't was because he was shot at and forced to flee), and even despite this she still sought him out again to try and follow him on his journey - like, basically everything about this panel in general. the halo. the symbolism. ourghghhhhhhhhhghhhghghfhjfegjhwejghwfehjg

actually honestly i think i mainly just really like the idea of Guts being a reluctant dad-like figure tbh

[cemetery-irises]

Chat I'm thinking about how the fic should go because I'm tempted for Norton to stumble upon Andrew and then immediately smash cut to him grabbing the other two and only THEN describing what's happening in Andrew's bedroom

What are we thinking (also should I do a smash cut to Luca pov at the same time I kinda want to)

ough i think yes. to both of those things! norton both finding andrew then it immediately cuts to luca's pov where he (and emil) are rushing to his room with norton and ourghhh it sounds SO good

@dulcifiedjaws tagging for ur imput :3c

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Ben and Jeff with a child reader thats like nezuko?:33

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Summary: Ben Drowned and Jeff the killer x (platonic) Child!Reader with the personality of Nezuko from Demon Slayer

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Mentions of speculated abuse, but nothing ever goes into detail

Credits: Ben Drowned- Creepypasta, Jeff The Killer- Creepypasta, Blood divider- bucciniexe, Code divider- sister-lucifer

A/n: I haven't watched Demon Slayer in a HOT minute so bear with me, I may get some personality traits wrong ourghhh....

Ben Drowned

So generally Ben doesn't worry himself with kids

The most he is ever seen interacting with children is when giving them their uniforms and job instructions after they first join the mansion

Sometimes you will catch him trying to spook the older children, but typically he keeps the pranks to a minimum around kids

All of this is to say, he doesn't get to know many of the children at all

But when you first came to the manor it was pretty much mandatory that everyone you'd be interacting with knew at least a few basic rules for interacting with you

You had to keep the little plastic "chew toy" in your mouth at all times, because you tended to be very bitey without it, and due to your sharp teeth it would cause the victim to (at the very least) need a few stitches

You tend to get a little slobbery, especially around meats, but it's nothing to worry about unless your pupils start restricting (which would only happen if you were on the brink of starvation)

No sudden movements around you, because you would instinctually defend yourself

And by defend yourself I mean tear anyone who isn't also a demon to shreds

Other than that, you were a very friendly kid!

Ben had no intentions of interacting with you too regularly, but due to him being the first person (aside from slender) you interacted with, you kind of just followed him around

And after a while, he just sort of became your caretaker

For the most part, you're pretty easy to take care of

You don't wander much, and seem to take more pleasure in observing the world around you

You're also very quiet, only ever making noises to signify your thoughts on something when asked directly

But when you do get antsy, well

Lets just say there's a reason they call you a demon

For example, lets say if you don't wanna go down for bed

Due to your nocturnal nature, you go to bed right as the sun is coming up

But a lot of the other children are just waking up then

And tonight it seemed, you wanted to stay up so you can play with the other kids for once

Ben tried to be nice for a while, but after a bit he got tired of being nice and began trying to wrestle you down into your bed at least for long enough so he could lock your door and have you trapped in there for the night

But when you wanted to be, you were a fast little thing

so every time he got you tucked in, you'd be already down the stairs and trying to hide by the time he blinked

And due to him having to take a more solid form to hold you down, he ended up with lots of scratches from you fighting him

He ended up having to hold you down while Jeff closed and locked the door, and just phased through the door

Needless to say, Ben already hates being a parent and he doesn't even have any kids of his own yet

But you're starting to grow on him

Jeff The Killer

Honestly, Jeff isn't to crazy about the whole "Chew toy" thing

It reminds him a lot of a muzzle, and with how he (and a lot of the other residents) were raised, it just really gives him a bad feeling

And as we know, Jeff would rather die than listen to authority

So one day he fucked around and found out when he decided to take off the plastic tube from your mouth

Almost immediately your body missed the stimulation of biting on something, and reached for the closest thing for you to bite

Which just so happened to be Jeff's arm

Even with his high pain tolerance, he couldn't help the shocked yelp that left him

So begun the walk of shame to E.J so he could get his arm patched up

"Why didn't they have their chewer on?" E.J asks as he sews Jeff's arm back together

Jeff coughs awkwardly before making up an excuse "Looked a little tight" he mumbles "Thought I'd loosen it"

E.J scoffs "Right. Well, now you know better"

"Yeah" Jeff grunts

After this, you always seem to be confused around Jeff

Not in a bad way, but whenever he is around, you cant help but look up at him like you're trying to decode what he's thinking

And in your little child brain, you think maybe he was trying to take yours so he had something to chew on

So one day you find a piece of scrap wood by the log storage, perfect for him you think

You wipe off all the loose dirt and bugs, and run off to go find Jeff

When you do find him in his room, you struggle to get over the pile of clothes in the middle of the walk way

He notices and picks you up over the pile and puts you into a clear-ish spot on his floor "Whaddya doin' in here, kid" He asks as he sits back down on his bed

You offer the wood to him, and he just stares at you

You offer it again with a grunt, and when he stares at you again you begin to crawl into bed beside him and into his lap

He raises a brow, but has no time to question what you are doing because almost instantly after you get into his lap, you are shoving the wood into his lips

He grabs your hand and pushes it away "Alright, that's good" he grumbles

He gets up, picking you up as well and carrying you over to the door

You kick your feet and whine, trying to get put down

He puts you down at the door, and you begin to reach up with the wood, trying to put it in his mouth

He closes the door in your face and you grumble frustratedly

Every time you see him, you try to put the wood in his mouth, and it is only after complaining to Tim that he finally catches on

"The damn kid has no sense of personal boundaries! Puttin' wood in my face and shit"

"They are trying to get you to chew on it"

".....dawg."