#ourghhh hes so.

[milksnake-tea]

SIGHS LOUDLY AND PULLS OUT BANK ACCOUNT

[savior-of-humanity]

“You make me feel safe.” (For Guts, from some lowly peasant who ended up being saved by his ability to slay.)

The remark makes his lip curl in amusement.

Safe?

Him?

He bit back the urge to bark out a laugh at their statement; he was by no means safe. His mere presence was an omen in of itself, a guarantee that those who came across him in his travels would be inevitably swept up in the dark forces that followed him. And yet, he still can't help but mull over their words.

He made them feel safe.

Guts, who was perhaps more beast than man. Guts, who stood from head to toe in the still-steaming blood and gore of an apostle. Guts, who bore the Brand of Sacrifice, the mark that guaranteed he would never know true rest, that he would remain forever hunted and haunted by the darkness.

His thoughts flick back to the image of a young girl some years ago. Abused by her own parents, so desperate for a better life, for love, that she preferred the company of a monster over her own kind. She'd trusted him, even when he had done unspeakable things (he can still remember how their little bodies burned), even when he almost killed her. She trusted him enough to sleep in his lap as though he were her own father.

Some small part of him wonders how she's doing, and the beast reminded himself that she was probably dead by now.

He shook his head at the stranger. "I'm not safe. Never have. Never will be. Just because I saved your sorry ass doesn't mean it's gonna happen again, anyway."

Guts turned to walk away, back into the darkness that always waited for him - but, no matter how much he tried to ignore it, there was that little flickering flame of content that brought warmth to his soul.

[day-night-darlix]

hoyo is trying to kill us i think

Honkai: Star Rail | "A moment is captured of Aventurine with his guard down."

Admin's note under break.

A/N: This artwork will also be used as the cover for anan magazine Issue 2393, published on April 10, 2024. The cover version has been added to the download folder as well.

[gundren]

its a peak level of brain rot tohave your no. 1 babygirl be a character from a fanfic

[mychlapci]

God but imagine pregnant party ambulance Ratchet with Pharma as his roommate, and Ratchet is so not into him.

Pharma comes back to their room from class just to catch Deadlock leaving the room. He waves at Pharma with the most smug look on his face while he leaves, and when Pharma goes into the room he catches Ratchet standing beside his desk, looking absolutely worn out. Pharma is so pissed, his wings are twitching up a storm. He can't prove it since the room had been cleaned, but he fucking knows Ratchet was just bent over HIS desk getting pounded by another mech. And Ratchet won't give him even one chance!! He's so mad, Deadlock doesn't even attend their university but Ratchet keeps letting him on campus. Pharma's gotta wait for Ratchet to leave so he can have an angry self service session. He might just do it in Ratchet's bed out of spite, but he knows if he does and he's caught, Deadlock and Ratchet are just gonna fuck in his bed in return.

Plot twist though they didn't even fuck on Pharma's desk, they were in his bed from the beginning.

ourghhh... Pharma is soooo pissy because Ratchet won't date him, but he'll turn his valve at some older scumbag in a spark-beat... He's done nothing but compliment Ratchet on his pregnancy glow and be extremely compliant with the fact that they'll be having to deal with a sparkling in their shared room, and this is what he does? Fuck on his desk? Ooh, Pharma would so be reporting him... if it didn't make him insanely horny.

[kyunniebuns]

caught myself in a daze staring hopelessly at Jinwoo again ourghhh…. He just makes me feel so fluffy and in a dream-like state where I just wanna ruffle his hair and give him the world uuaaaa

[knowledge-paradox]

I've always wondered if David died instead of Luca

For my ocs, yes they would've mourned for his death, but Frances wouldn't have made peace with Luca, since David didn't had a journal of his own

ourghhh Luca would be so upset that he can't reach out to David's family because of that

it's kind of like what happened with Luca- he dies and David hates Matteo for it but instead here Davis dies and Frances hates Luca

[moldsporr]

About that character inmpression, ship thingy you posted... Of course I'l ask you about Yomi (you can answer each questions for him if you want 👀👀)

Aaaand hmmm

What do you think about Yomi x Seth, Hellxander, Fake Zilch x Seth, and Yomi x Fake Zilch x Seth ?

That might be a lot in one go, so uh, take your time!

OURGHHH Yomi. Okay this is gonna be a lot but lets-a go yahoo

Alright first off, first impression of him.

His introduction was literally golden. From his and Martina's Akira reference to Yomi fake-sobbing before coldly ordering Seth to be executed. I was kicking my feet. He immediately shot to my top favorite (before being kicked down again by Yuma and Makoto) but I absolutely enjoyed what an evil little gremlin he was from the very beginning. Honestly, one of the best introductions of a villain I've ever seen.

Next, headcanons. I think he was a theatre kid in high school. I'm saying this from experience. Every theatre kid goes through a little phase where they're evil and flamboyant it comes with the title. Yomi's just went on a little too long, silly silly boy. OH and I think he has chew toys. Being evil is stressful he's gotta chew on smth or else he'll just take it out on an underling, yk?

As for complaints and praise... weeeell, I thought his takedown was a little... anti-climatic? Like on the one hand, I'm very happy for Martina to get to send him to jail. You go girl. But also, he just sorta... accepts being arrested? I wanted him to resist more. Kicking scratching and screaming, yk?? He did a little of that but not much. And I wish we'd seen him in the epilogue, maybe as a small little shot of him in jail being all pouty. As for praise, I really love how fun-to-hate he is. The game makes it very clear he's horrible and you can't really sympathize with him, but also, he's just so fun to watch. Like. What's wrong with him *twirls hair*

Favorite pairing, hmmmmmmmmmm. Initially it was Makoyomi, but rn it's a three-way tie between Makoyomi, Yomiakou, and Hellxander. These dynamics are all just... really fascinating in all honesty. I want to study them. I'm so glad this fandom enjoys toxic yaoi I think I would go insane if there wasn't a plethora of content for these weirdos.

And finally, my overall opinion. He's my wife. My evil scrunkly meow meow. I'm gonna put a collar on him and cook him a yummy dinner while he's chained to a chair. Also his English VA is amazing and did a wonderful job making Yomi iconic, I'm planning on playing Raincode again but with JP voices to compare. He's the silliest villain I've ever seen. They did a great job with his writing, I think. He just, immediately grabs you- and when you look deeper into him it's genuinely so interesting and fun.

OKAY NOW FOR SHIPS.

Yomi x Seth is definitely an interesting ship for me. I don't actively think about it but when I come across content of them, my brain goes "fuck yeah". Sadly their interactions don't give us much to go off of as much as other pairs, but it's always a joy to see.

Hellxander. My beloved. Finding Fake!Zilch in the factory and hearing him ramble about Yomi was eye opening. Kodaka did not need to have that in there but it's there and it's amazing. I wish Yomi had a line or something about Zilch, I want to know how he feels about the guy. Was it a parasocial type of thing??? Was Yomi leading him along??? Please Kodaka. Yomi DLC where we visit Kanai Ward and Yomi is doing community service and having flashbacks to his old gay lover Hitman and he cries in the rain "I hate that ugly bowl cut detective!!!!!!! Curse you Yuma the Kokohead!!!!!!!"

Fake!Zilch x Seth isn't something I've ever really thought about, but I can kinda see a dynamic there. Frail little guy x tough hitman? Yeah that's certainly a good dynamic. I just don't know if this particular case would really... grab me?

And Yomi x Fake!Zilch x Seth... yeah I think that's just torture for Seth. Which is fine I like torturing the guy. I can definitely see Yomi being like "lol that seth guy is soooo funny to torment" and zilch is like "do you want me to torment him director yomi. Anything for you director yomi" and Seth is like "can I please just do my job. Please. Please"

[lipsticklens]

🦷 I know u said an ask wasn't required but I would LOVE to hear abt some hurt/comfort w Scott if u don't mind 👀👀 @rexscanonwife

🦷 : have you ever helped each other through injuries? who gets injured more, you or your f/o?

wheeeehehe that's what i'm ♡ sensitive ♡ about ( /pos ) ok i might ramble (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

if scott is the one who got hurt, i wouldn't know until he got back from whatever mission he went on. so i would already be scared, immediately upon seeing him - what happened? how long has he been like this? etc etc. basically just asking every question i can possibly think of. ( <- guy who can't shut up to save his life ) semi-luckily, my s/i is sort of a lab assistant for hank, rather than someone who goes into fights. so at least i can be fully involved with the whoole process of helping him. i would probably go overboard on taking care of him, ngl ... i would tell him over and over not to get up, i'll get whatever he needs for him, i'd make food for him ( i make very good breakfasts and have a few good soup/etc recipes ^^~♡ ), and probably carry on a little past when he's fully healed ... i'm worried about him !! i think he would sorta protest, like no really he can do it this time, but i also think he would like the overwhelming reassurance that someone just love him sooo much. ♡♡♡

if i was the one who got hurt... ourghhh... ... first of all, it would be out of nowhere. like i said, my s/i doesn't really go out on missions. so this would be an upsetting surprise. honestly i think he would too upset at first to be of much help ;; which is ok! leave the medical stuff the professionals lmao °°° once he's calmed down, he would also be very attentive. i think he would also be very affectionate. like, holding me a lot and reminding me how much he loves me. (*＾＾*)

[baeshijima]

I JUST FINISHED PLAYING THE EVENT QUEST AND PLEASE THAT ENDING WAS SOOOO CUUUTTEEEEE

The cutscene reminded me too much of the teaser, I was holding my breath in shock and worried it would take a sad turn, but it was soo sweet!!!!

And the picture frame we got, I LOVE IT!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH, IT WAS SO FUN PLAYING THROUGH THE QUEST

The whole Kaveh being worried Mehrak had a mechanical existential crisis, and then him blaming Alhaitham drove away the cutie like pls lmaooo (on second thought... imagine being half awake on your way to get a coffee and seeing a toolbox float past you like it was nothing LMAO... so many mehrak headcanons swirling in my head like a cup in the microwave)

The number of jokes Cyno dropped, please it was so fun hehe, and I was so surprised to see Sorush, and then Traveler in the outfit in the cutscene like omg we're being robbed, first the flower crown the aranara gave us and then this... why hoyo why...

(Is it obvious I love the Sumeru cast a lot? Hehe, can't help it I guess, I'm too biased towards Sumeru and Fontaine characters...)

(On second thought, yours is favourite genshin tumblr blog, but was the Alhaitham theme, and now the Neuvillette theme just a halo effect? Lmao jk, you're a super fun person hehe!!! And your writing *chef's kiss* wonderful!!!!!)

🍀

I CAN ANSWER THIS NOW THAT IVE DONE THE EVENT HEHE

and pls i was the same during the cutscene.... when i first saw the style and with her waking up and it being her bday i was like no... pls let her be happy... dont do this to us rn hyv... no more pain while on the natlan aq break... AND THEN IT WAS SO SO CUTE AND OURGHHH !! and oh my gosh the picture frame.... genuinely love it so so much (cough i now have a picture frame with haitham beloved and it will be put in a special place in my teapot home cough) but it wouldve been even better with wanderer and layla 🫠

AND YES THE WORRIED MOTHER KAVEH & CURIOUS CHILD MEHRAK INTERACTIONS WERE SO !!! im glad we got to see more of kaveh and his dynamic with mehrak tho !! and him blaming alhaitham was so funny pls 😭 catching strays only to uno reverse them fr <//3 (if that were me on god i would chalk it up to sleep deprivation and pass it off as a hallucination LMAO but knowing mehrak it would literally just float there and smile at whoever was staring at it long enough and then continue what it was doing 😭)

cyno with his jokes.... while paimon didnt appreciate them, I did. and the fact he had them prepared in the back of his mind for our return so he could use them.... sobs hes so precious.... and his lil spark of joy at the end of the quest before taking the photo when he wanted to play genius invokation tcg with everyone and tighnari using collei as an escape, sethos wishing he had a collei to use as an escape and alhaitham and kaveh probably just walking away 😭

SORUSH AND THE PARI AND THE ARANARA !!!! the gasp i gasped when i heard the pari speak like???? HELLO???? i thought we would finally get aranara voice but there was none 😔 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE TRAVELER OUTFITS AAAAAA both of the twins looked so good... pls we need it as a free skin.... or at the very least have more regional events from now on where they wear the nations style of clothing... manifests next lantern rite for cloud retainer to make us clothes..... pls.....

[peacheenie]

COMICON WAS A BLAST !!!! i only just woke up i was so tired from everything ~u~ ourghhh

i didnt see the Pokemon meetup, snuck into the TF2 Spy photoshoot and joined that meetups discord server, Saw SO MANY COOL ARTISTS, BOUGHT SO MANY MANY THINGS FROM THEM ALL !!! and gave out a bunch of my Larry stickies ans sweets to ppl ^_^

i didnt take any photos with other cosplayers cuz:

1) nobody recognised i was Larry until they had a really good look at me and those ppl were usually artists i was talking to and buying from (YES!!!!! mr nobody was sucessful sjjxjwjd)

2) i didnt wanna bother anyone cuz it was suuuch a busy con

3) i was shopping a lot and wasnt rly looking to pull out my phone every 5 seconds cuz of how hot it was in there

speaking of art though, throughout the entire art like sections i only found ONE LARRY ITEM. id called my friend to ask where he was since we seperated for a bit to look at merch and he stopped mid sentence like "theres a Larry pin here" and i went "WHERE." and sprinted over lmao

so ty to "casualrabbit" for the LAST IN STOCK APPARENTLY Larry pin ^_^ and also my babey boy hisuian growlithe :3

they were super nice and were really grateful for my sticker jsjdjsd it was so sweet...

plus!! i didnt get ill ^_^ all in all it was a rly good day and im so glad i finally got to go again! im thinking of going in a TF2 cosplay next time so i can remeet up with the Valve group i saw, they were all so niceies ;u;

anyway!! cosplay photo tiem :3

if my friends send anymore i will add them on in an rb :) but yaaaaay we had sos much fun...

[savior-of-humanity]

ourghhh. just. thinking about Guts as a character... - how, when he was younger (mainly in his days when he lived w/ Gambino and before he met the Band of the Hawk iirc?), he'd often sleep w/ his sword for comfort - how he genuinely wanted to be Griffith's friend/equal, and him overhearing that basically Griffith didn't see him as an equal whatsoever, prompting him to leave both to find his own dream instead of following Griffith's almost blindly - like, everything about the Eclipse in general (and the fact that he was only NINETEEN when it happened????????????) - "GRIFFITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Jill (conviction arc) and Guts' relationship; how she was so abused by her own parents, so afraid of them, that even with how much of a dick Guts can be, she ends up looking up to him as a father figure, to the point where she feels comfortable enough to sleep in his lap!!!!! - Like Jill straight up almost got herself killed trying to protect her childhood best friend, who became an Apostle, from Guts, who was literally going to kill both of them (the only reason he didn't was because he was shot at and forced to flee), and even despite this she still sought him out again to try and follow him on his journey - like, basically everything about this panel in general. the halo. the symbolism. ourghghhhhhhhhhghhhghghfhjfegjhwejghwfehjg

actually honestly i think i mainly just really like the idea of Guts being a reluctant dad-like figure tbh

[cemetery-irises]

Chat I'm thinking about how the fic should go because I'm tempted for Norton to stumble upon Andrew and then immediately smash cut to him grabbing the other two and only THEN describing what's happening in Andrew's bedroom

What are we thinking (also should I do a smash cut to Luca pov at the same time I kinda want to)

ough i think yes. to both of those things! norton both finding andrew then it immediately cuts to luca's pov where he (and emil) are rushing to his room with norton and ourghhh it sounds SO good

@dulcifiedjaws tagging for ur imput :3c

[andro-dino]

Question 4 for all your mains but if the answer isn’t going to church I’ll smite them all down with my holy might

does the existence of beyblade moses imply beyblade bible and therefore beyblade Christianity? fun icebreaker questions to ask your friends

anyways

4. What’s a typical Sunday like for them?

the specification of Sunday immediately makes me think like, lazy relaxation day, so that’s kinda how I took these

Axyl and Zhouxing: I think both of them have a habit of naturally waking up pretty early, so even if they try to sleep in, they’re both typically up before 10 am. Axyl just because he’s a light sleeper with a rigid internal alarm but for Zhouxing, it’s because beylin temple days start real bright and early and as he actually tries to keep up with training more later on, this gets ingrained into schedule against his will. As a rest day for both of them, I think both of them just spend it very cozy and lazy, but in different ways. Axyl stays in bed for like several hours after waking up while Zhouxing is right up and at em with his morning routine. Mayhaps they go out together to get breakfast once axyl’s up. Zhouxing likes to be socially active and go out all the time but axyl prefers to stay home, so they might be doing different things on a day like that, but the one thing that’ll keep Zhouxing in is if axyl’s cuddling with him, bc then it’s like when you get trapped when a pet lays on top of you and gets comfy and you don’t wanna get up and disturb them. He doesn’t mind this though <3

Essi and Selen: Essi likes to get everything done in the morning to get it all out of the way and have the rest of the day to relax. She does a morning workout and does a bunch of household chores, meanwhile Selen sleeps in bc she’s a princess and likes to take it as a self care day whenever she gets the opportunity to relax. Luckily for her, Essi’s always willing to help out with whatever she needs so she doesn’t have to worry too much about that. She’s like a little border collie who always wants to have a job to do and can never relax unless she feels busy so she’s always happy to run errands or do chores for Selen as well. I think she makes fancy coffee for them both and listens to Selen talk about whatever she wants and it’s very cozy and sweet and they love each other dearly <3

Juno and Kite: ourghhh the silliests ever,,,,, I think they’d mostly just use it as like a parallel play kind of day. Juno spends her time baking and makes the whole place smell like sweet treats while Kite does his research n stuff on his computer <3 perhaps they go out n take eight to the skate park together and just have a nice little outing enjoying each others company. If they bump into anyone while they’re out I imagine juno chats politely and kite is like a little kid who just wants to go home. They get to enjoy some sweet treats together when they do 🫶

Ryoma and Victoria: something I’ve been thinking about recently with them is the idea that both of them are kind of rigorous and don’t take care of themselves as much as they should at first but for different reasons. Victoria comes mostly from her having the impulsiveness and drive that comes with being an adventurer and a blader, though Ryoma is both because he’s a blader but also kind of feels this expectation to always push himself beyond his limits to the most rigorous degree and doesn’t really give himself much care because of that. So I think once they’re in a relationship, Victoria starts being more conscious of this trait that both of them have and starts focusing on trying to get Ryoma to do more self care/relaxing stuff with her, both bc they need to do that and also as part of the process of breaking down his walls, and eventually later in life this ends up becoming an ingrained part of their routine. I like to think that maybe they do a lot of yoga/meditation type stuff specifically. Victoria passes this onto Sakyo too when he’s old enough to not fall over on his face doing it.

[cicada-days-of-summer]

more random cookie run hcs cuz whatever

adventurer cookie is peanut butter flavored and he’s choco ball and choco bon bon’s half brother

also maybe it’s just cuz i’m midwestern and love buckeyes i do personally see choco balk as buckeye flavored ourghhh now i’m hungry

anyways adventurockiwi propaganda rockstar is head over heels for kiwi, kiwi has no idea because he’s so charmed by adventurer’s well, adventurous spirit. and adventurers to busy attending rockstars shows to notice kiwi!!

[sophiethewitch1]

Ourghhh ourghhh... Manipulative omega Tim. He picks you apart so easily. Doesn't he smell so sweet? Doesn't he understand you? Comfort you? Life's so much easier in his nest. Omegas are meant to comfort right? And isn't it comforting fucking him into the sheets of his nest, your mind half gone with the pheromones he's pumping out? Isn't it comforting even when you're tired and you want to stop but he's got your instincts in the palm of his hand? You worry too much, he'll take care of it! Isn't it just more comfortable this way?

Do it. Give in to the abo. Just. Do. It. I support you 100% 👁️👄👁️ you need a devil on your shoulder? Here I am. Cmon, you know you want to. Life is so much more fun here on the abo side of things. Also, don't think I didn't see that new chapter 🔫👀...😩👌 delicious.

you are THE devil. satan incarnate. leave me alone I have things to do!!! i have commitments!!! and like... idk I cant hear you. hands over my ears. alpha dick who is always purring around you and literally can't stop it cant hurt me. he's not real he cant get me