Thanks, Simon. I thought being an asshole wasn't invented until the 22nd century. Now I know better. gilly / he/it / 29. no pr0shit/bl*nkship (neutral included)please respect my wishesartblog is grumpygillylinktreepfp by the peesha
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In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same
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He looks funny, right? You think he looks funny.
I do too. But he lives his whole life. So you have to take him seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.
I think he can building in the junkyard for robots.
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known booboo moveset:
booboo wheel
booboo missile
booboo shield
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
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過年好!
happy lunar new year *ੈ✩‧₊˚
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Mspaint sketch I made super fast bc I really like how it looked in my head an wanted to jot it down #mspaintforlife
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my nickname at school was ‘the mimic’ due to my habit of luring the children to the woods to kill them and take their place. i’ve been impersonating this one girl for years. she grew up. i’ve got a degree now. and a job in the public sector. i pay taxes and shit. man wtf happened to me i used to be cool
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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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banned for ten minutes bc splatoon kicked me out of a match.

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war room level planning to dye run wasteland
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hi I am spectacularly late this year but I promised Dungeon Meshi valentine's cards and so here they are
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Nikolai Ovchinnikov - Bogatyr at the Cross Roads (oil on canvas, 1989)
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hey!! it's been a minute but i'm here to remind yall that my commissions are open!! i still need a few hundred more dollars to make rent, so anything helps!
i've recently added ko-fi as a means of ordering too!
prices/info | ko-fi
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