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Thinking about how Oli the Orionsound, a straight man, will not stop flirting with men npcs.
Honestly a king.
Hoping we get a conclusion to the butler/dad/papa caspacito who doesn't actually exist lore before rats end
#orionsound#rats smp#ratssmp#r!oli#our straight king#he really decided to turn his lore into the bee movie but gay and murderous#iconic
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Prompt 40
In a modern world, Geralt has been chatting online with a man named "Dandelion" for about four weeks now. They finally worked up the mutual courage to go out for a date... I R L... (shocked gasps from the imaginary audience)
Only, Geralt has been sat alone at the restaurant they agreed upon for about an hour and a half now. All his messages to Dandelion have been ignored. He doesn't want to hope something bad happened to him, but he also doesn't want to hope the man is fine and just decided to blow off Geralt and their date. But then he finally gets a call from Dandelion. "Hi! Geralt! Geralt, Right? I hit the right number? Listen- Um- I locked my keys in the car. I know it sounds like an excuse but it isn't! And the car fixer men can't come until tomorrow, so I was just going to hire an uber, but I can't find my wallet, and I doubt I have the money for it, for see, my darling white wolf, I may have splurged all my money on quite a lovely bouquet to bring you- Um- It's on my kitchen table-" (the sounds of a man clambering and stumbling through his own apartment) "-And so i was going to do the very embarrassing act of asking you to pay for my uber, even though you were already generous enough to offer to pay for the entire meal, and so I decided I'd think on it and try and find my wallet again after my shower, but see then I fell in the shower, and I- Well, to be honest, I think I might have broken my arm, um- I think I need a raincheck? And can I borrow money for an uber to the hospital? I'll pay it back, I swear!" Long story short, Geralt's first date with this 'Dandelion' guy he's had a massive crush on for weeks, is driving him to the hospital and checking him in. The worst part of it all is that Jaskier (Dandelion's real name*) is so charming, that Geralt can't even be upset about the whole situation. *Geralt soon learns that "Julian" is Jaskier's 'real' real name, when he ends up helping Jaskier write out his medical forms, but this is all just semantics.
#meet ugly#jaskier is our adhd king#geraskier#gerlion#geralt x dandelion#geralt x jaskier#witcher fanfiction#the witcher#fanfiction prompts#geralt loves his bard!#writing prompts#requited unrequited love#friends to lovers#online friends#internet friends#story prompts#dialogue prompt#taking your online bff to the hospital and longing for his loving touch along the way#modern au#is Geralt human or still a witcher in this modern au? idk! Up to you!#Modern with powers#Modern without powers#dealers choice#meet cute#if youre neurodivergent and gay#worst date ever#if youre neurotypical and straight#i dont make the rules#i just calls em like i sees em#and im seeing em
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A very self indulgent bit of art.
This year my beloved and ancient cat Randy passed away. He was vain, proud, and an insufferable curmudgeon through everything. I loved his stubborn streak, his haughty grouchiness, and his insistence on forcing me into tetris positions to sleep in as he demanded his space directly between myself and my husband and kept us up for hours with insistently loud and smelly bathtimes. I couldn't have asked for a better cat, and I miss him more than I ever could have imagined.
In light of all this, and our good friends who loved him too, we decided he is now in the care of our favorite Three Musketeer's villain, the Cardinal Richelieu, who historically loved and kept many cats, and with whom we think Randy's personality would be well matched.
#cat#pet#Randy#my cat#rip#cardinal richelieu#musketeers#dumasriolles#thanks for everything#the whisker king#may his triangle forever be straight#I would give him a hundred more treats#I think our parisian friends were close to getting him french citizenship honestly#he was so loved
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AshtonIrwin: Straight To Your Heart. A dream that's been forming to reality for a long time. Ask me about the creative process in the comments!
#baby sir loml darling i love you but for both of our sakes please do not make me reinstall twitter I beg of you king#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#blood on the drums#straight to your heart#video#kh4f post#goddddd throwback to earlier this year when it was just wall to wall studio content with this dude#the livestreams just watching him work 🥹🤩🥰#the actual dream#anyways#next week! 🥰🥰🥰🥰#god that video thumbnail is really just so much arm#ai ig#Instagram
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“You did so well”
It’s the way whumper says it—the way they speak to whumpee. It’s their voice—half the time angry, biting, and degrading, only to mutate into something sickeningly sweet in the aftermath of the pain, when whumper leans in close with sticky murmurs of affection—of mocking praise.
A toxic, slimy liquid that drips from whumper’s lips and oozes thick and heavy down whumpee’s ears and neck and shoulders.
It makes whumpee’s skin crawl.
Or at least, it did.
At first.
But there comes a point, during the more creative of whumper’s tortures, where the pain becomes too much, where the excruciating burn of the knife or the sear of the brand is blacking out whumpee’s brain and shoving their head deep underwater, shrinking their existence down through a tiny pinhole, only to be materialized again on the other side, dazed beyond belief, panting and shaking and still bound in whumper’s arms.
It’s those precious few moments of reprieve in the aftermath, where the warmth of whumper’s shoulder against their cheek is enough for whumpee to sink into it— For their teeth to unclench, for their shoulders to slump against whumper’s torso, for their shaking knees to crumple into whumper’s lap.
For each part of them to give up—to give in— until they’re spilling hot tears into the fabric between shaking, heaving breaths, staining whumper’s shirt with the small beads of blood that still weep from their bitten lip.
Whumper only holds whumpee’s head tightly against their shoulder and let’s them ride out the sobs.
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taglist: @whumpshaped @whumpsday @emmettnet @a-whump-sideblog @whump-it-like-its-hot @wolfeyedwitch @whumper-soot @unorganisedalienrubbish @kira-the-whump-enthusiast @hidden-dreamland @whumpedydump @lonesome--hunter @ashh-ed @whump-in-the-closet @oriantthegiant @banditosong @anonymustyou @feralwhump @jieunie-23 @whumpasaurus101 @morning-star-whump @whmp @captain-bo-bob-bobby @the-beasts-have-arrived just ask to be added or removed <33
#intimate whumper#whump aftermath#creepy whumper#whump writing#its just my brain thoughts#serving out that farm to table whump thoughts#you’re getting it hot and fresh straight from my hippocampus#whump thoughts#whump drabble#is this even a drabble#I just love intimate whumper tropes#creepy/intimate whumper#king of run on sentences let’s go#this got longer than I intended and I hate that I know tumblr is gonna cut off the post half way through but it’s rly not that long eeee#pls read the end it’s my favorite part 🥺#:<<<<#i’m like happy I actually managed to write smth— even if it’s short#i’ve got a bunch of these like short lil things coming soon from the notes app so#we doing our best folks :)#my post#knife mention#tw knives#implied torture#torture#whump#whump inspo#I still can’t hear out of my right ear :////#and mucinex is like $17 wtFF#sir I am CONGESTED not RICH#akia.txt
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Is this fanfic friendly? I feel like an outlier.
I guess this is my sign it's time to throw together a FAQ post to link to lol.
Yes, every event for this blog is fanfic friendly :D
Though as I mentioned on my Ominous October post, for events that include multiple short stories, I encourage everyone to flex their creativity and take one of their planned short story fanfics, and at least *attempt* to turn one of them into something entirely original; rebuilding a character and story from the ground up to stand on its own two legs is no easy feat, and that is what makes it so fun!
It really gets your creative gears turning, to make an "au of an existing material" to be something entirely original, and you can be pleasantly surprised about the things you come up with!
As a few people say, its not just a matter of "filing the serial numbers off" -- you have to add in just as much *or more* as what you take out when you are turning a fanfiction into something that is original and completely divorced from its original source material / inspiration, and that is a hard, but very rewarding challenge!
Obviously, this is not a requirement (there's no hard requirements for any of the challenges, other than no cheating, including no using AI),
but if you would like an extra challenge for the short story events and you're planning on doing entirely fan-fiction, I highly recommend trying it out at least once, and seeing where it leads you--
you may find yourself pleasantly surprised by what you find down that rabbit hole!
#replies#novella november#long rambly tags to follow lol#including anti royalist / anti billionaire shit#ominous october#this is what my novella november is going to be#something that WAS a huge earth-shattering fanfic AU#but before I even got past a WIP Oneshot I'd already realized that what I was planning was going to turn canon so far on its head it would#be unrecognizable and it would be much better off and more coherent if I made it entirely original#so now it is!#not only does this involve changing every single characters name#everyone is now a completely different species other than human because thats always fun#and of course we're also tackling all the issues that had annoyed me in omega verse fics since I was like 14 and liked the#creature aspects but hated the biological essentialism and misogny / caste systems#if your fantasy people have an enforced caste system you gotta actually treat that like the horror and systemic oppression it is#not just say 'biological = right' like dude what do you think people have been saying about real women this whole time????#people literally insist women are biologically inferior to men do you really think supporting that idea is going to make you sound#progressive just because your main character is a tomboy independant woman?#also like she lost all her independence as soon as she found a man to marry so uhhhhh#what happened to being ready and willing to hit the bricks if people kept talking down to you and condescending you for being a woman????#why did you go from independant badass tomboy to fainting damsel who spends all her time worrying about failing to produce an heir#so her husband can take power#instead of just straight up telling your husband#'hey I don't want to deal with the bullshit from your father how about we do the-#- socially acceptable thing and just go off to make our own independant settlement with some of the villagers who are on your side'#like your husband would literally be escstatic about this idea of finally getting out from under his dad's tyrannical thumb#and its more like way more than half the villagers would go with you not just a handful#theyve been sick of the kings shit for years and only your husband's potential rise to rule kept them in check#cus he actually cares about the villagers and goes among them#while still clearly having some biases to work through when it comes to class and gender equality
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To whoever made the creative decision for Aizen's characterization this season: Congrats, you've achieved the impossible. You've managed to turn me into an Aizen girlie.
#well not really lmao#i think it just feels that way to me because of my own character development. we've come a long way.#i used to haaaaate him#like not love to hate. just straight up hate hate.#like fake karakura town arc? when he just kept talking for like fifteen episodes?? i just wanted him to shut the fuck up already XD#and then yhw//ach showed up and i was like:#........... i retract all my previous statements please bring aizen back aizen come pick up me i'm scared#sorry not sorry but our og villain did it better you wish you were him#add to that the fact that he was right (i always knew he was right about soul society but then when we saw the soul king)#(and what kyo//raku admitted in the light novel)#(that was a whole other level of him being right)#plus i'm older now so#i can now see and acknowledge that one of the reasons he rubbed me so wrong is that we'reactuallytoomuchalike#(don't tell my sis that she was right all those years ago XD)#so yes. he's not a fave but i've accepted him 😔#and he's still not a fave but i never thought i'd be invested the way the past two episodes made me#so props to whoever did that lmao#withoutwords
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the problem of a child that has never been loved properly, is that we don't know what to do when our parents show us their little love and our heart just keeps breaking.
#you can feel his heart had skipped a beat#he doesn't know what to do with this abnormal care his parent just gave him#we just pretend we don't need our parents' love but we do#lies that our defense system tells us everyday so we don't fall into pieces#but perhaps our parents have their reasons#perhaps they are still kids themselves that got hurt from their parents too#when it comes to trauma I think we are all the same.#we're all survivors after all#this drama has brought me laughter but also leave some bitterness in my mouth#Junho#Lee Junho#It’s Junho’s season now#King the Land#2pm#series of things that went straight to my heart and never leave#I put my heart into every gifset I’ve made#always next to Junho
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#there's a stop sign nearby that somebody decorated with stickers a million years ago so it says 'never stop loving'#and then some time yesterday another person slapped a tr*mp sticker over 'loving' so now it says 'never stop tr*mp'#and well that really says it all doesn't it. impossible to parody the modern conservative movement bc they'll just straight up say#'our politics are rooted in hatred and resentment and we have zero interest in treating people well or improving lives#we have abandoned all pretense of principles or rationality bc we are in cultish thrall to a demented old rapist who thinks himself a king'#and then they wonder why normal people have no interest in associating with them.#the 'safe blue state' is a myth. these are my neighbors and they vote. people should do with that information what they will.
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having loop and nameless bard interacting thoughts again. the rot
#they would. bond over so much#particularly i think over them thinking of themselves as irredeemable#but i also think theyd both manhandle each other out of those thoughts with the force of a semi truck#there’s no going back. let’s try to find a way forward#I ALSO THINK#that even though bard has a couple fifty walls up hed be Very Upfront with loop#you are my friend and i think of you very fondly. i will tell you as much as many times as it takes. you are worth every penny of my—#—attention because seeing you happy makes me happy. if anything were to happen to you id hit it with my lyre#yes this includes your bad thoughts direct me towards them >:(#loop trying to hold back the biggest sob of their life: i don’t think that’s possible#bard feels like the kind of person to just straight up tell you what he thinks. it does take a few weeks of further warming up but#it will be done !!#also been thinking of the very silly image of both of them declaring themselves atheists despite the fact that they Are Very Aware that#otherworldly beings exist and listen#just to spite them.#would loop try to get bard to help them successfully tell the change god and maybe universe to fuck off#bard voice hm. if there is a will there is a way !!! it certainly cannot be harder than actively overthrowing them no#loop voice Repeat That Last Part ?#would there also be any impulse control between them . or would it just bounce back and forth#loop holding a torch: this will solve our problems :]#bard gently taking it from them: no no this will cause a bigger fire. we need to go smaller. and a less dense area#<- bard would be so ready to kick the shit out of the king too#bard cracking his knuckles: AND he’s not divine ?? this will be delightful.#<- you see. the rot#lantern says stuff
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I mean the moment America or Japan shows their faces in the competition I’m throwing Romano to the side it’s just a fact 🤷🏾♀️
How did that work out for you? (I saved this ask to post afterwards if Romano beat America.)
#ask#hetalia#can’t believe you abandoned our worship in his time of need#traitor#straight to the pit!#the pit is full of spaghetti 🍝#as per the king's request#local hottie beauty pageant
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My poor castmate 😭
#someone brought a baby and it kind of cooed on and off throughout#which REALLY threw him off and he started loosing his place.#jumped ahead. had to backtrack. paused for a straight 10 seconds. good god.#i was off stage with one of the tech gals and we were just. covering our mouths and shaking our heads.#bill. king. im so fucking sorry.
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10 and 25 for rome >:)
oc asks!
10) What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?
rome is part of the group of people who discovered black holes! he's not one to brag about that but he loves talking about black holes in general, and discussing all his other theories. he's a walking encyclopedia in general but especially space facts will get tossed at your head all day if you're not careful
25) What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?
rome's best friend at the academy, morris (red reaperkiller's blorbo), has an angel stuck in his computer and because of that talks about angels a lot. rome would've had a hard time believing him at first since he's a man of science, but rather than becoming a sceptic he always tries to prove things with logic and reason and this situation is no different from that
because of this, he has knowledge with which he can create many devices that could be used to detect the paranormal (since angels and demons and to an extent ghosts too have the same origins in this universe), as well as measure frequencies in the surroundings that can accurately predict an angel warning (kinda like how you can predict extreme weather; angel warnings are stuff like huge flocks of birds that can do a lot of damage, or a light anomaly getting tangled up in electrical cords, etc)
while it's not entirely useless to the universe itself, it IS useless to the direct plot since rome's field of expertise is space and he has entirely different things to worry about, with his sister judah having vanished in space first and foremost, but now also a crew returning from the moon with only three of the original crew members of which two barely function anymore and a cosmonaut from some other mission they saved from certain death from a russian spacecraft in the moon's orbit. he's busy!!!
the technology he could develop would be super handy for some other guys running around in this universe but they're all the way over in louisiana (around rome's hometown actually! but that still doesn't change the fact he is now in the state of washington very very far away with a moon crisis (it's not the moon) (they think it's the moon) (it's all connected to judah's disappearance from many years earlier) (they don't know this) (rome suspects it but wants to be wrong so bad because if he's right that means he will probably never see his sister again) (he's right))
#asks#devilbrakers#ask:rome#oc asks#THANK YOU sorry i went off with the answer for the second one but like it's important. there's so much lore#rome basically theorizes about the existence of the eldritch god leviathan because of reports of astronaut madness#which lines up with earlier reports dating back centuries from sailor's madness during long ocean trips or arctic expeditions#and that research has led him to the empty earth theory which is essentially a mirror earth devoid of human life right next to our dimensio#which is leviathan's domain and is basically where those hallucinations come from#ocean / space / arctic regions are so open and empty and the empty earth would be basically That. but Entirely#judah and her crew went to space to work on the deepspace acceleration the united states is working on (mainly for energy purposes)#but it accidentally sends them straight into the empty earth as like. a failsafe from. the universe?? leviathan?? who knows!!#either way to prevent the universe from literally ripping apart they're sent to the empty earth. and rome suspects that they're there#and he's right. sorry king!
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SPOILERS FOR ARCHON QUEST CARIBERT
Screaming crying throwing up rn
(my fuckin breakdown in the tags)
#kaeya alberich#caribert#genshin impact kaeya#Khaenri’ah#Fuckin#so is Kaeya royalty or not?#genshin: no but yes#so if the founder is ‘king’ then Kae would also be ‘Prince’ like Lumi/Aether#FUCKING#CHLOTHAR ALBERICH#YOU FUCKIN#god I have to go to sleep I have school why drop this absolute lore bomb#please#crying screaming throwing up rn#we straight up meet Kaeya’s father#he even uses the same ‘Sinner’ terminology#how tf do they meet Aether/Lumi#I want to scream but it’s 1 am#and WE’RE the Prince(ss) of Khaenri’ah#not WE our sibling but still Ig royalty by sibling relation#Genshin spoilers#I’m quest blocked so I’m watching the cutscenes on ur#abyss order#fuck Kaeya my baby I dunno if I should trust you or not#on a general level I mean I don’t think Hoyo is gonna turn him fuckin evil abyss order shit but still#wait. ‘maybe Chlothar found a way to stop the curse#we meet Caribert as his son. Kae? nah this is some conspiracy level shit but still#fucking imagine#I wanna scream please help#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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There's like fifteen characters in Merriment and Mirth with corvid theming because I am a predictable ass motherfucker but the characters Ravena and Ravenley, who have Raven in their very names, use owls and rats (respectively) as their motifs
#auntie ravena is the witch of the wood#she's strictly speaking a wicked witch#really big on curses#she's turned at least seven of my characters into animals#ravenley is her son#he was taken by fairies as a little boy and now he's a fairy king#he has a bit of a chip on his shoulder because she never tried to get him back#and happily raised the fairy child they left in his place#at least until he got kidnapped by goblins#he may not have been kidnapped it's entirely possible she just straight up got bored and handed him over#she is not mother material our ravena#i love her dearly
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Never not arguing with refs 🥰
#fun fact: that ref gets a ball to the face -from one of our guys- after this happened..#he hogged the ball after the other clowns scored and that got him in trouble with the ref..#then it's HT and he's walking off PISSED and arguing with the ref still..#when they come back the ref eventually gets a ball to the face by one of our men.. like.. *straight to the face*...#i love people having the King's back that was payback ����😌#i loved watching this game he's so sexy during play 😩😩😩#loving the hair too Big Daddy 🥺🥺#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#big daddy 🥺
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