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"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

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And what if I said that Rainbow Connection is the most beautiful and gorgeously written song I’ve ever heard in my life and genuinely little other songs come close to its absolute perfection? What then?

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POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here

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I may have flown too close to the sun.

As a 9-1-1 fan who's only watched up to season 7 following this season on tumblr is so fucking funny.

Like this started because I'm british and now I am willingly not catching up because hearing the most random pieces of information and going "they did WHAT" is so much funnier.

Like ABC have you actually lost your minds? This is incredible.

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ANDY MIENTUS HOW DO YOU FEEL BEING THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE

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As a 9-1-1 fan who's only watched up to season 7 following this season on tumblr is so fucking funny.

Like this started because I'm british and now I am willingly not catching up because hearing the most random pieces of information and going "they did WHAT" is so much funnier.

Like ABC have you actually lost your minds? This is incredible.

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Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

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a lot of you bitches don’t understand that i’m coming wait for me. i hear the walls repeating. the falling of our feet and it sounds like drumming. and we are not alone. i hear the rocks and stones echoing our song. i’m coming

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Now tell me why Spotify wrapped decided to use the part of If I Had My Time Again where Phil is singing about masturbation as the background music for my wrapped. IT WASNT EVEN ONE OF MY TOP SONGS

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I think Chris McCarrell, Max Harwood and Rob Rokicki should all personally pay for my therapy with how much good kid destroys me emotionally

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i love jake dillinger so much i need to dissect him under a microscope and throw him against the wall

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OK but why do wildlife Pearl and Gem have the same energy as Agatha and Rio in AAA? Like the we hate each other so much we think about each other constantly toxic ex vibes is SO them

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TLT IS SO GOOD AHHHHHHHH

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The lightning thief musical at the Other Palace spoilers with no context

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5 days until opening night of The Lightning Thief Musical!

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watching the life series and getting random Bigb cameos is so magical because like. i've never watched his pov. i've never watched any of his videos tbh. and literally every season he just gets weirder. i have no idea what that man has going on. i don't know what he was doing as Terry in last life. i don't know what he had going on with Grian in double life. i don't know what he and Pearl were doing in limited life. i've got no fucking clue what he had going on in the backrooms in secret life. i've seen more of Bigb this season than any other and i'm even more confused, with the creaking business. what is he doing. i'd watch his pov but i imagine it'd only make it more confusing