#our guardian

[i-hug-exploder-shanks]

Destiny 2 Incorrect Quotes:

Saint-14: I brought sandwiches for everyone!

Osiris: ...Why does mine have glowing glyphs on it?

Saint-14: I let the Guardian make yours. It has “personality.”

Osiris: This sandwich just whispered to me.

[rotfics]

“our guardian” might be the one story i care abt the most and it will have multiple chapters

autocorrect said “multiple characters” which will happen too; not just kids, but adult jerks ofc

sheesh is dredge like an opossum parent? covered in kids piggybacking on him???

…yeah kind of. i mean they’re kids they need to sleep and he’s slightly radioactive so he is warm, and doesn’t need to sleep.

dredge is an opossum parent in the form of a weird mutant zombie covered in children. amazing.

edit: they’re kids, REALLY dislike it when he swears; since it’s “bad words”. which is incredibly difficult and frustrating for him but he begrudgingly tries not to. they do recognize this and praise him for it which kinda helps but it’s still kind of annoying; and he does swear sometimes, but they say smn abt it and he’s just “ugh ok sorry” sorta. he has a mask on at all times so they cant see him fight a smile when they tell him “good job” or something for cutting off a swear, or using safe language around them

his mask hides his smiles a lot. and will hide other expressions. (however, they can sometimes tell because of his eyes.)

[mahoganyrust]

Some Hiccup studies. Decided to throw in some lil Jackos for shits n gigs. Frosty down bad what can I say.

Chap 27 of FIMT is cookin btw

[nausikaaa]

i don't think terfs realise that this means the police can now refuse any woman, including cis women, their right to be searched by a female officer, if they think the woman is trans.

back when i had short hair in school, i was often called "young man" by teachers and mistaken for a boy. short hair, that's all it took. even when classmates would laugh, the teachers wouldn't be able to figure out why. i looked enough like a boy.

so if you're a cis woman with short hair, or a flat chest, or broad shoulders, or a square jaw, you could be denied your rights. unless you're willing to somehow prove you're cis, that is. i'm sure we can all imagine what that would entail, and it would be just as invasive as being searched to begin with. and even then, the police could just say that they think you've had gender reasssigment surgery and search you anyway. but hey, it's not as if cops have a history of sexually assaulting women or anything...

protecting women my arse.

[viceandmature]

Overkill breaks the damage limit in Final Fantasy X and King of Fighters AllStar

[whimzycle]

Basorexia

Derived from the Greek words 'Basi' and 'Rexia', meaning 'kiss' and 'hunger' respectively.

An intense craving or obsession for kissing.

[readerconfused]

I saw people on Twitter complaining about the way Hades talked calmly with Percy. Guys, Ares is the one who hates children, and even he tried to be nice to them. They are twelve year old kids, the gods know how to talk to them to get what they want

Don't get carried away by sympathy, Hades is not innocent, he knew exactly what he was doing there. The pomegranate juice was a joke, but a reminder that he's smart. He was being nice for a purpose.

[ghostywind]

Absolutely huge feelings rn about guardians using taken power this season and struggling with it.

[i-hug-exploder-shanks]

Destiny 2 Incorrect Quotes:

Crow:Why is there a 'get well soon' card? I'm not sick. Glint:You look sick. Crow:...What does that mean? Glint:Emotionally.

[that1notetaker]

Hey!! I hope you dont mind, but your reverse time travel au inspired me to draw these :)

If i end up making more (which is very likely) i'll be sure to send them too! Hope you have a wonderful timezone and take care! <3<3<3<3

@itsybitsybatsyspider THIS IS EVERYTHING. THE SHIRTS. THE EVERYTHING. HAHAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ART??? IT MADE MY DAY. And the next two that followed. You gave me so many ideas in so little time. I wanted to draw something in response-

Hiccup, in the future, away from everything he's ever known, managing an absurd amount of new information everywhere all at once and tinkering around to help himself process: Jack: ...I can work with that. Jack, with no money because technically he doesn't exist: Okay that's going to complicate things.

[mahoganyrust]

I was watching Wall-E when it hit me. Very very Hijack coded. Anyways aaaaaaaaaaa. They’re so in loveeee. Just two robotssssss. (And a cat) AU fic coming soon.

[molosseraptor]

I need to brag on this guy because I'm just so incredibly proud of how far he's come.

In a little over a year of regular work, this dog went from unable to be inside a building that wasn't his house, unable to be in sight of a strange human (and definitely not touched), and was on the verge of being returned due to all his health and behavior issues to this guy. This guy who had his first Conformation show today. A show where he let strangers touch him inside a building surrounded by other strangers on a scary slippery floor and even made actual human friends. He wagged his tail at the judges! I don't even recognize this guy.

He had some scary health issues as a puppy that involved a lot of medical care and non-consensual touching both by vet staff and his family out of necessity. As a dog who is also dealing with some genetic temperament issues, this was probably the worst possible start to life for him. He was immunocompromised and unable to go out in the world at all during this critical time of development. He only went to the vet, where it hurt and was scary, and only saw his family and the vet staff, who would always be doing scary things to him, so he had no trust in people or places or anything at all.

His person is a long time dog sports handler and, prior to us working together, used to be a very "traditional" trainer. Her typical methods weren't working for him and there were some scary incidents before she reached out to me last July. Us meeting was a last resort before she officially made the decision to return him to his breeder. There was a lot of work that needed to happen to repair their relationship and it's still a work in progress, but between scentwork and the lessons we've done it's really come around.

In the time we've been working together, he's now been able to successfully trial and title in a few scentwork venues, go to the vet and get vaccines/microchipped without sedation or medication, attend a few large dog shows and events and now compete himself, make a group of human friends, and basically do anything we've asked of him so far. A huge amount of training and even more management and environmental curation has created this success, but the biggest win is that he's learned to trust us to handle things and keep him safe.

Even when he's being asked to do things that are hard for him, like moving his feet or touching his head, the judge examining him, or just simply walking through narrow spaces, he is checking in with me, allowing me to handle it, and able to actually relax out in public in and out of his crate because he doesn't feel like he needs to constantly be watching his back for triggers. I'll handle all that. He just needs to eat cheese and have fun.

That wagging tail at the judge after nailing a perfect free stack on his down and back is everything to me.

[arkiwii]

Isn't Saria beautiful?

[animationsource]

If Man in Moon chose you to be a Guardian, you must have something very special inside. RISE OF THE GUARDIANS (2012) dir. Peter Ramsey

[skulandcrossbones]

KRUGARR ➤ Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

[whimzycle]

First meetings, awkward greetings.