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microtrend final boss even if i do find that sasha pretty

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realistically speaking my anti-bratz stance will melt away once they release those clueless 1995 dolls that have been a rumor for yearsss bc no matter how strong my apathy is my love of clueless 1995 is stronger. and if the clueless bratz dolls do break down the wall of ice between those fuckass dolls and my heart i probs won't post anything but there will be signs. like that sasha in my house. and bratziversary jade in my house.

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in all my years as a collector i have Never gotten the appeal of bratz However this new sasha is so so so pretty and if there's finally a bratz doll that makes me get the appeal i can def see myself going back and getting her

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i can't stop watching those 'the f students are inventors' videos help

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this fucking guy is easily both the stupidest and the most obnoxious bitch on dolltwt and usually i'll ignore him but Maybe. Just Maybe. the disneyworld 70th anniversary doll is commemorating disneyworld, the park that's experiencing a 70th anniversary and not fucking tokyo disneyland which is only 42. it's almost like there's a big "disneyworld 70th anniversary" written on the box in the ONE picture we have of her

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the collection rn

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I MISSED THE 6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BYE SISTER NAURRR

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no but why tf does natlan have all of the issues i've ever had w genshin's writing on Steroids . you can't even say that i'm just being a hater bc i went in expecting to hate it bc yk what region i expected to hate even more than i did w natlan? to the point where i also quit playing after it released w/o trying it instead of after trying it a lil? sumeru. yk what stays my fave region which i'm willing to argue for being the best overall to this day? goddamn sumeru. i wanted natlan to be good i rlly did and while it's improved on genshin on a lot of diff fronts it's held back by the fact that if you pollish shit it's still shit

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the way that capitano is literally the Only enjoyable part of natlan and yet he only is allowed to show up for .12 seconds at a time and also the player has no choice but to direct the energy that should've been aimed towards arlechino and childe towards him as if just Now that we finally have a harbinger worth rooting for we're suddenly completely anti-fatui on principle (usually genshin acts like we are but then has us get along anyways but the ONE TIME i actually rlly want them to pull that shit they don't) as if he's not objectively in the right. two more acts + 1 interlude until i'm back to my beloved mondstadt i can hold out until then. actually that's a lie i never finished the scara interlude bc i had decision paralysis over naming him and none of the canon options are allowed so i've been hiding from that quest for years so it's 1 1/2 interludes i need to do but that half brings me back to my fave region sumeru so like. yay.

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biblically accurate ariel

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all my disney fashion dolls <3

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last time you're seeing these 3 w/o alterations. wish me luck

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Not a fan of these body sculpts

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now why does maleficent have a better face card. i didn't even want her ass

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one secret of childcare works that i'm willing to reveal is that we do pick both faves and problematic faves . and we discuss and compare notes on our faves and problematic faves. anyways my problematic fave has always been the ksiing monster (this is after she started biting me btw) bc when she's not using her powers for evil her ability to not gaf abt anyone or anything makes her easily one of the most hilarious kids in the program.

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>be me

>like an hour later

>making fuse beads w the 1st grade girls

>kissing monster, unrepentant but no longer doing That, sitting on my left

>kid who this one is abt on my right

>kid on my right talking to kid next to kissing monster about a show she was watching

>wondering if the 'show' is actually an elsagate style yt video series

>kid she's talking to's father shows up to get her

>kid on my right blurts out "DID THE CHARACTERS IN YOUR SHOW HAVE S-E-X?"

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE

>"[NAME] MISS [BOSS]'S TABLE NOW"

>she starts to argue

>not even going to let her start to defend herself w the other children right there

>other children not good enough at spelling and not locked in enough to the conversation to have caught that

>thank god

>THEY RLLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE SAID THOUGH

>try to distract child it was said to w the fact that she's going home

>it works

>UNFORTUNATELY, THE KISSING MONSTER SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER AND WON'T BE DETERRED SO EASILY

>SHE LITERALLY FOLLOWS ME TO MY BOSS WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED

>CAN'T CHASE HER AWAY BC SHE DOESN'T GAF ABT ANY FORM OF PUNISHMENT

>FINALLY SHE'S COERCED INTO LEAVING AND I HAVE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED BC I'M A NERVOUS LAUGHER AND DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME B4 KISSING MONSTER COMES BACK

>kissing monster spends the rest of her time here trying to bait ppl into telling her what was said

>kid who said it spends the rest of her time here after getting out of baby jail trying to guilt trip me abt how her mom was foing to be mad at her and being extra good

>her mom still got talked to

whyyyy does it have to be meeee the worst thing that any of my coworkers had to deal w on the same day was one of the 4th graders stealing a singular thing of candy from the staff closet whyyyyy was it all my kids

take it from me that you should NEVER get a childcare job btw. i now have to live my life w the knowledge that my first kiss was w a 1st grader while i was 19 years old. this happened yesterday but i've been trying to figure out how to word this development in a way that doesn't warrant me winding up on a list for the last 24 hours.

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>be me

>19

>at my shitty childcare job

>outside w the 1st and 2nd graders

>sitting on the ground w my back to a fence among the various 1st graders who are both standing and sitting

>1 of them (standing up) (same one who has bit me 20+ times btw) puts another child in a chokehold

>she proceeds to make multiple jokes abt strangling me by putting things around my neck

>trying to talk to her abt how this isn't ok

>SHE PUTS HER HANDS ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND BENEATH MY CHIN TO MOVE MY HEAD AS IF SHE'S SNAPPING MY NECK????

>REALLY NOT OK

>trying to ask her if she understands why i'll be talking to mom/dad today

>she's kinda wandering off

>get her attention

>she starts getting really close up to my face

>a bunch of the 1st grade girls think humor=getting up rlly close to my face so i'm desensitized to this

>SHE KISSES ME ON THE MOUTH

>THEY'RE ALLOWED TO TOUCH US BUT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH THEM SO I CAN'T SHOVE HER AWAY FROM ME

>SHE'S GOING IN FOR ANOTHER

>I DON'T HAVE ROOM TO STAND UP OR MOVE AWAY

>AWKWARDLY LEANING AWAY UNTIL I'M BASICALLY ON TOP OF THE OTHER KID SITTING NEXT TO ME W MY HEAD TURNED TOWARDS THE FENCE AND TRYING TO SHIELD MY FACE

>"ok well now i'm definitely talking to mom or dad"

>SHE DOESN'T GAF

>SHE THINKS THIS IS HILARIOUS ACTUALLY

>IN RHETROSPECT, I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SURPRISED BC SHE'S GOTTEN IN TROUBLE FOR KISSING B4 AND IT'S JUST THE FIRST TIME SHE'S DONE IT TO AN ADULT OFC SHE DOESN'T GAF ABT ME TELLING MOM ABT HER BAD BEHAVIOR OR SHE WOULDN'T HAVE BIT ME 20 TIMES

>OTHER 1ST GRADE GIRLS FREAKING OUT AND YELLING AT HER

>she gets bored, stops, and runs away

>commotion has drawn the attention of the boys (there are only like 5 of them so they don't split into groups by grade like the girls do)

>the 1st grade girls tell the boys what happened

>the boys run around telling EVERYONE

>recess ends

>kissing monster makes the walk of shame down the hallway to talk to my boss, still unrepentant, while the rest of the group gets ready for snack

>see kissing monster in baby jail (check out table) while getting snack for the other children

>she still doesn't gaf

>grinning and playing w her toys from her bag while she asks me if she's getting sent home

>consider quitting job

>she's freed from baby jail after snack

>when she gets picked up my boss has a looong conversation w mom

>kissing monster still doesn't gaf to the very end

worst part is it wasn't even the only capital i Incident of the day w the 1st grade girls

take it from me that you should NEVER get a childcare job btw. i now have to live my life w the knowledge that my first kiss was w a 1st grader while i was 19 years old. this happened yesterday but i've been trying to figure out how to word this development in a way that doesn't warrant me winding up on a list for the last 24 hours.