#our angry lizard boi

[luckylectio]

The Shadow

[newkatzkafe2023]

Monkey King and Pucca Reader but genderbend?

Either they're already together or they meet for the first time and Monkey Queen thinks he's a normal dude until she sees how crazy powerful he is and is just like "...Hey, you wanna get married?"

MEET THE GOD EATER😈😈😈

(LMK Wukong) You are the apple of each other's eyes. You met her during the journey of the west, and she was head over heels in love. Years later, you both meet Mk and learn that the girl was her successor, and you congratulated her with a smile and peace sigh. During the training is when Her, Mk and the rest noticed you abilities for example, Mk was working on strength, and she threw a Boulder for Mk to catch, Unfortunately, she totally missed and it was heading for you. Both of them tried to get your attention, but the second was the Boulder, which landed on your head, and it turned into a pile of rubble. The crazy part was that you were so unbothered by it that you didn't even look up from your phone. Which caused both females to pale and faint, then their was the time Macaque stole mk's powers and you were so angry you yanked the staff off of Mk and beat Macaque's ass so bad Wukong and Mk wondered if she was still alive😨. There was also the fight with the spider king went to save our friends and wife, and beat up Huntress and Galiath with you bare hands, and I'm pretty sure you scarred Stacy (fem syntax) for her short life😰 it shocked everyone and scarying the spiders into surrendering. Then their was the fight with lord bone demon Your demon form was in the form of a typhoon as you and Mk defeated her and Everybody so over in shock when all you had to do with to break Wukong out of lord bone demon's control was to kiss her🤣😘. Then, finally, when Mk's monkey form was unlocked in the final fight with Azure, you stood next to her, showing that you too had a monkey form and had every natural disaster surrounding you. You are just full of surprises, and Wukong does not know how to feel about you anymore, Like what other surprises do you have for her and the world?🤯

(HIB Wukong) You're the father figure of Luier and Silly Boy. When HUN Dun attacked your home, you had sent Luier and Silly boy away to go find the monkey queen Then you went to fight off Hun Dun and hold him off until the kids escape, which is why Luier was urgent to find Wukong to save us and her village. Luckily, you were quick to reuite with them and that when you and Wukong met each other for the first time. You thought she was the cutest thing and blew kisses at her, making her blush and roll her eyes at your antics. She time and time again got bamboozled by our strength and abilities such as breaking hills and mountains, running on water so fast we spilled it in half as we chased a dragon that grabbed silly boy, Then jumped high in the air, landing a punch of the dragon so hard that that flying lizard was headless, and you grabbed Silly boy and landed on the ground, leaving a giant crater. Wukong and pigsy's jaws fell so hard on the floor that you would think it was dislocated. The final straw was when you both saw Luier fall off the mountain and shattering your heart in a billion pieces, you yourself jumped off the mountain driving the final nail in the coffin and Wukong got her powers back. Then began fighting Hun Dun, and soon the two of them were joined by you, in your demon God form and floating in the eye of the hurricane as you held Luier and Silly boy. We left the kids with pigsy and joined Wukong in the ass beating you both delivered to Hun Dun together. In the end, in silence, Wukong asks you if you wanna be together with a blush. You immediately showed her the peach engagement ring you got for her the second you two met.

(MKR Wukong) Well, it was love at first fight for the both of you. You loved her immediately, and she was left in a daze. She was in a state of shock. How a big buff male demon slaughtered a group of demons that attacked her. You turned to smile at her as you punched a demon away without breaking eye contact. You were quick to join their journey, and you showed some unusual abilities. How you would left tons of heavy boulders and punching mountains breaking through them. Wukong felt herself get excited whenever you displayed a surprising amount of strength. She would purr and blush quietly, and then when fruity came around, you immediately took fruity in and treated her like your child/daughter. Wukong felt her heart and body burn when you displayed fatherly traits, then at the end against the demon king and his army you joined her and your demon form in the middle of a tornado and used her staff to fight the demon king along with Wukong. In the end, when master tang was back, Wukong looked desperately for you and saw that you were under a peach tree holding a sleeping fruity using your god powers to not only amplify her powers but kelp her from dying. Wukong teard up and ran to you, begging you to be her husband. You smiled at her before giggling out

You are my wife already😁🥰

(NR Wukong) She instantly purred at you when you two met years ago. You both spent time getting to know each other, and soon, you both were making out. She met us during that stupid journey that made her go on, and she found you looking sad in your home village when Wukong noticed you, and she made moves on you. What surprised her was how you purred and chirped into her neck, and soon, the relationship began. Years later, Li finds out that she's Nezha's recarnation and is learning how to handle it, but of course, things were getting crazy which leads you to helping Li and your wife. During the final battle, you ran across the water so fast you made a split in as you were fearful of the safety of your little family, especially when you learned the dragon gang kidnapped her. Everyone in the city saw how you turned into your demon god form with a tsunami happening behind you and joined Li in the final battle against the dragon king. Li even told her that when she accepted his identity, she saw how we whispered to Nezha as you bumped heads with Nezha as we said goodbye to her.

Wukong had realized that 500+ years of marriage and she didn't know a damn thing about you 😦😦😦

(Netflix Wukong) She didn't think much of you at all. Then again, she doesn't think too much of anyone she barely pays attention to Lin. You immediately had a crush on her and would follow her around like Lin would. We followed her when she went to fight 100-1000 demons, their was an ambush on her, and you quickly stepped in, and you and Wukong fought against the demons. Then she got into a fight with the dragon queen, and she saw how we punched through mountains during the battle as we go and rescue the village people. You can imagine how surprised she was when she was in her kaiju form when she was fighting both heaven and dragon queen was when you appeared behind her in your Storm god kaiju form and it was bigger and taller then hers. You got pissed at heaven for mistreating her, and together, you crushed the dragon queen like a bug and leveled the celestial realm for their transgression. In the end, you both shrunk down as Wukong finally kissed you and made sure you took the immortal Elixir as you joined her under the mountain. (Ps you ejected the elixir into Lin's bloodstream because A he is basically your son and B Well you wanted your cubs to have a big Brother😉)

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG😘

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

Kenji Miyazawa (self-aware)

Self-Aware! Kenji Miyazawa x GN!Reader

Warning: Platonic Yandere. OOC. English is my second language.

Becoming self-aware

🐄 When he realized, that his life wasn't real, Kenji hurries to the ADA office. He was confused and scared. Scared for his friends.

🐄 Kenji is a simple, cheerful and easygoing boy. And he loves his friends. Right now he must make sure they are safe.

🐄 Kenji finds his friends in the ADA office. No one knows what was happening.

🐄 Despite been scared, despite understanding, that his village and parents doesn't exist anymore, Kenji focused on helping his friends. He still has superhuman strength, it will come in handy.

🐄 Kenji helped to move Katai's belongings to ADA building. He helped with cleaning up the storage on the fifth floor. He helped with arranging sleeping places on third and fifth floor.

🐄 Kenji helped with bringing food supplies to the agency.

🐄 Kenji tried his best to help his friends.

🐄 And then, one day, he felt an entity's gaze on him.

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Kenji wasn't angry at the entity. He believes, that if it was malicious, it would already attack them. But it was simply watching. Kenji thought, that, maybe, the entity was a little ghost that were lost and got curious, so they decide to stick around.

Then Atsushi was asking if they feel entity's presence. Before Kenji can answer, Kunikida and President Fukuzawa answer before him. While Kunikida's answer was short, President Fukuzawa also noticed, that the entity feel like something from out of this world. Later, Katai adds to this, that it feels like entity were looking at them behind the screen.

Kenji still thought, that you were harmless. He believes that you have nothing to do with this bizarre situation.

And then time resets.

And Kenji, once again, in the warehouse, where Dazai proclaim he wants to make Atsushi a part of ADA. Both Dazai and Atsushi looked peaceful.

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When they start feeling your presence

🐄 Kenji was a little bit taken aback by time reset. But, it seems, his friends start feeling better. Atsushi was calm again, Dazai looked happier, Tanizaki siblings looked better.

🐄 Kenji still feel your presence. But still, he wasn't scared of you.

🐄 They don't have a proof that empty streets of Yokohama and current madness is your fault.

🐄 During Black Lizards' attack on ADA office, Kenji heard the voice.

"Kenji [||||||||] strong. He looked [|||||||||||||||] ray of sunshine"

🐄 After your words, Kenji feels like he was, once again, in his village on a warm and sunny day.

🐄 Kenji smiles. He knew that you are a good entity.

🐄 Soon Kunikida looks as confident as usual. He was talking about the entity with warmth in his voice.

🐄 Then Ranpo finished his investigation. And Yosano stop been always on edge.

"I finished the investigation. It seems, that our entity is a simple human. Like we are. They don't have ability. There are no abilities in their world. And they have no idea, that we can hear them."

🐄 Kenji was glad, that he was right and you aren't bad. But he wished, he hears your voice again.

🐄 And then, Atsushi and Kenji were investigating a car explosion.

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"Whether in a town or a village, whether toward a cow or a person… If you're sincere toward others, they'll respond in kind. That approach has yet to fail me."

Kenji heard the voice.

"sunshine boy" "adorable" "so kind"

"Kenji, I wish there were more people like you. Everyone need more kindness in their lives. I wish I have someone like you in my life."

Kenji feels like someone pet his hair.

[*In reality, you pet manga panel with Kenji on it.*]

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🐄 Kenji will think that it will be nice to see you in person. To become friends with you.

🐄 When President Fukuzawa and Boss Mori proclaim, that Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia will work together to find a way out of this world, Kenji will do his best to help everyone. He wanted to go to your world. To see the nature. To see you.

And then, one day, the purple moon shined above Yokohama.

When you installed BSD Mayoi Inu Kaikitan

🐄 Kenji's cards will have the highest attack.

"Go, Kenji, go! Let's clear this stage!"

"Your card skill works so good with Chuuya's"

"Kenji's Rainy Season card is so beautiful"

🐄 When BSD gang will gain access to the rest of your phone, Kenji (with Katai's help) will browse the Internet, looking at photos of nature and villages.

🐄 Kenji (with Katai's help) will recommend you videos about nature.

🐄 If you like watching documentaries, Kenji will accompany you.

🐄 Kenji is planning to create a small farm when they reach your world. So you can eat natural products.

🐄 He wants you to be healthy. You are his (future) friend. You are a human being. You deserve kindness.

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You finish watching a video about lotus flowers. It was beautiful and interesting.

You saw a notification from BSD Mayoi. You got another note in your Gift Box. A note from Kenji with some evolution materials attached to it.

"[Y/N], please, don't forget to go for a walk today. Get some sunlight. And don't forget to smile. Kenji Miyazawa"

You smile and, while getting ready for a walk, choose Kenji's card and pet his chibi sprite.

"Thanks for the advice, Kenji. I will go for a walk. And, of course, I will smile."

You didn't notice that Kenji's eyes light up.

[the-sky-queen]

So I have a silly little Sonic AU idea for you

The Biolizard merges with Sonic as a last ditch effort to defeat the heroes and it starts to go in it's favor, at first only for Sonic's friends to pull Sonic back in control.

And Sonic is now a fusion of the Biolizard and a hedgehog and the man is H U G E now

OOOO!!! Okay, this is a really cool idea! If the Biolizard can merge with the arc, why not with living things? Oh man, it's like a possession story line almost and I LOVE those.

Sonic just getting forced out of control and instead he's got this angry lizard rage monster parading around with his face. And this means Shadow's gonna have to fight him all by himself until the others can find a way to get through to Sonic! AND ALL WHILE THE ARK IS STILL HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH OH MY GOODNESS.

The Biolizard was pulling the Ark towards Earth, right? Does that imply it can . . . fly? Kinda? Does that mean once Sonic's back in control, he can just push the Ark back to a stable orbit and we don't need to worry about Shadow falling? Eh, even if I'm wrong, we can just say the fusion mutations gave Soniclizard wings an call it good.

WAIT A SECOND THE FUSION WOULD HAPPEN WHILE SONIC WAS SUPER SO WE'VE GOT SUPER SONICLIZARD ON OUR HANDS GUYS. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But also in the aftermath, being massive wouldn't be the only thing that Sonic would have to worry about. Biolizard is on life support which means Soniclizard has to deal with all of that too. :( Poor boy.

Imagine the Biolizard just becomes like Soniclizard's hulk form. If he gets too angry, the angry lizzard monster takes over and just starts wrecking things.

Thank you for the idea, anon, I shall have fun with this one. >:)

[attractthecrows]

There once were 3 brothers, who were the mortal sons of a god. The eldest was given the name Justice; he became a great king of men. The middle son was given the name Victory; he became a renowned hero, and succeeded at anything he set himself to. The youngest son was given the name Futility; divine gifts always come with a drawback.

The gifts of his brothers were many, and they were well-beloved. Futility had gifts, too; he was gifted with language, and could speak not only with men but also spirits and animals. He was gifted in understanding, conceptualizing, and creativity. But he was dogged by failure. He was young, feeble and weak, he could not hunt, and mortal men became very frustrated with him. Even his demigod brothers, while they loved him, had little patience for Futility.

The eldest brother felt that he needed to learn, to prove himself, and sent Futility away with a group of his subjects who wished to start a new village on an island. The village was beset with problems from the outset.

Futility discovered the local spirits, but they were offended by the encroachment and did not wish to speak to him. The villagers became upset that Futility was trying to speak to spirits while they were struggling with building shelter.

The villagers struggled to find food. Futility spoke to the small lizards that pestered the ants, and they told him the mortal men would never succeed with the way they were fumbling about; there was food aplenty for those with finesse and patience. The villagers became angry at the suggestion, and upset that Futility was talking to lizards while they struggled with farming and hunting.

The villagers became convinced they could not live on the island, and began to make preparations to leave. Futility was upset by this; he knew his brothers would mock him for yet another failure. He saw lush vegetation at the tops of the cliffs; he heard chattering birds speak of how wonderful and rich their lives were. He climbed the cliffs to try and find something that would convince the villagers that they could live on the island.

When they saw him, the villagers shouted in anger. This startled the birds, which burst into the air, knocking Futility from his grip. He fell, and did not move. "Finally," the villagers said, "he has done something useful; he has lessened our burden and we may travel faster without useless weight. Let us leave and tell the king of his fate." And so they left.

But Futility was the son of a god, and though he was wounded and unconscious, he did not die. The animals and spirits held a meeting to discuss what to do with him.

Some of the spirits wanted to push him into the sea; they were still angry at the villagers' disrespect. Some of the birds suggested they leave him to his fate; he had not meant to scare them, but they had no means to help him. The small animals and spirits he had spoken to asked for mercy on his behalf; he had been kind to them, protected them from the stomping feet and flung stones from the other villagers, had treated them with respect. "The trespassing humans did not like him, did not listen to him, and they are why he's hurt," the lizards argued, "they are the ones who scared the birds and disrespected the spirits, not him. We would help any of our own that had been hurt, and he treated us as his own kin; let us help him."

The lady of the water, the guardian spirit of the island, heard all of these suggestions, and looked at the wounded youth. The sea is merciless when need be, but nurturing. She was moved by the pleas of the small animals and island spirits, and the guileless face of the boy. She granted the lizards permission to help him, and told the angered spirits to wait and see how he responded; if he was disrespectful, they then could push him into the sea.

Futility awoke in a bed of green plants at the top of the cliff, covered in lizards, who told him of the villagers leaving and the meeting to decide his fate. The birds helped them carry him up here, they told him, and the spirits agreed to check their anger until he recovered. He thanked the lizards, he thanked the birds, and he thanked the spirits for their mercy. In time, he mourned the cruelty of the villagers he had only wanted to help.

As thanks, he helped any animals that became hurt, and taught them how to treat wounds with the plants they had only used as shelter or food. He helped them gather nuts and seeds that were difficult for those without hands. He sang with them at dawn. They accepted him as one of their own, and taught him to swim and to fish, to appreciate the bounty of the seas. He spoke to the animals of the water, and eventually befriended them, too. The lady of the water grew to love him as a son.

The villagers returned to the king with their story of failure. They told him that Futility was of no help at all, carousing with spirits and lizards while the people suffered, and fell from a cliff while they were stuggling to leave. The king was saddened, but could not punish them for leaving his brother behind; he was Justice, and it would not be right.

The middle brother, Victory, became incensed; though young and foolish, Futility was their baby brother, and he loved him. Justice would not let him direct his anger at the people, and so Victory set out to find his little brother and bring him home, confident that he would succeed as he always did.

After a time, Victory found the island. He saw Futility living among the animals, happier than he'd ever been with humanity. Victory told him of his quest to bring him back, and Futility refused, telling him of the acceptance he had finally found.

This angered Victory. He was determined to break the island's hold on Futility. They accepted him, he reasoned, only because they did not know of the calamity that followed Futility all his life. If they were warned, they would let him go.

He tried to speak to the animals, but they fled; they loved Futility for his gentle nature, and Victory was not gentle. So he turned to the guardian spirit, the lady of the water. He told her of his brother, the bad omen, the bringer of failure and disaster, and how he fouled everything he laid hands on. How it was inevitable; for he had the blood of a god and could no more deny his nature than she could deny her charge to protect her island. She was appalled. Though she loved the boy, she had to protect her charge, and Victory had convinced her that he was a threat.

It grieved her, but Victory succeeded in releasing the island's hold on Futility. The lady of the water revoked her protection, and Victory watched in horror as the wrathful spirits of the island cast his brother into the sea.

As he sank beneath the waves, Futility stopped fighting his nature. He had tasted happiness and acceptance - but he was Futility personified, and should have known it would not last. He closed his eyes and let the darkness take him.

Victory returned to his boat and circled the island, begging the sea to give his brother back. Victory had succeeded in removing his brother from the island's hold - but the sea is merciless even to the divine. Mourning, Victory began the long journey back to his home.

Futility woke on the seabed, among the sea creatures he'd befriended. They'd seen what Victory had done, and refused to give their friend to him. They mourned the betrayal, and beseeched the gods of the deep ocean to show kindness and accept him. When they heard of his kindness and the betrayal of his people and his brothers, the deep gods agreed. Futility shed his nature and his ties and became a spirit of the waves. He told his brother, Victory, who still mourned, of his fate, by splashing his face with the salt of tears, and letting him hear his laughter in the waves.

[deepseacityunderground]

i did a pokeymon tierlist that took me three hours to do ;-;

i put it and explainations under a cut because its so big lmao. if you want it to not be blurry then open it seperately in desktop idk

lesbian tier: self explainatory (ill explain why i like them so much later)

my babies: good designs, sentimental, AND i like fighting with them

sentimental tier: various favs across the years, theyre more individuals than species to me because of my memories with these guys.

i wish pokemon were real: for pokemon that make me say "i wish pokemon were real"

ebic: i like them lots and i like to have them on my team

the funny little creatures: i smile when i see them and i like them

intriguing: hmm there is something here... but i'm not quite getting it maybe?

not rlly interested: this one is self explainatory... if ur fav is here im sorry :( im sure these guys are cool i just dont rlly think about them ever

fucked up: i dont like seeing them they make me uncomfortable

scyther was my first partner in my first pokemon game :) it was diamond. i overtrained scyther way too much and he (because it was a boy scyther) would do that thing where he doesnt listen in battle so i build his entire moveset around it. he was lost when i transferred him to heartgold and then dropped heartgold in some water. rip scyther always in my heart

togekiss was my friend alongside scyther. she was the first pokemon i ever trained up to lv.100. she was also a victim of the heartgold incident. rip togekiss always in my heart.

absol was the only one from my initial gamebeating diamond team to survive the incident. she was transferred over to my copy of platinum and after i ended up losing diamond, remained there happily. i dont want to transfer her to bank or home because i think itd be like moving an old cat to a new house. i dont want to upset her at her old age. also absol's design fucks. emo fringe lynx. absol is what sparked my emotions about dark types. also i played pmd1 as a kid.

gengar is gengar. also i played pmd1 as a kid and read a copious amount of fanfic focused around pmd1 gengar (everyone go read pmd victory fire now it doesnt even matter that its on forever hiatus and ended with a cliffhanger go read it)

the tentacool variations are here purely out of sentimentality. when i was much younger, id let my little sister borrow my copies of the gen 4 pokemon games. she was really young and didnt really care about rpgs in general at the time, so shed always just explore and catch random pokemon instead of actually playing the games. one time, after i got the games back from her, i looked in my pc and saw like. two full boxes of tentacool and tentacruel that shed caught. and they've all got nose themed nicknames like "nosey" or "nosenose" and other stuff like that. so apparently she was surfing about and saw a tentacool for the first time and was just. obsessed with how they looked and thought they looked like big noses (with the red spots being like nostrils i think) and just decided to catch loads and loads of them because she liked them so much. so it became an inside joke between us. i dont really have much in common with my sister anymore and our relationship is pretty cold rn but pokemon is the one thing we still hold in common. and ill always associate tentacool with her.

we all know why grovyle is where he is. same with dusknoir. theyre also good designs.

i really dont like enamourus because its fucked up how they designed three big buff genie men and then made one that was pink and skinny. awful. makes me angry. if they were buff theyd be one of my favs tho.

i really dont like the pla designs for dialga and palkia... theyve already both got very busy designs and i think these forms are Too Busy. i really wanted to like them but well... i look at giratinas two forms and cry over what could have been.

i dont like the tumblr sexyman lizard.

a lot of pokemon are in higher tiers cus theyre based on animals i like... i like a lot of cat pokemon for this reason. also i like the litten line cus it fucks. and my litten in sumo was a female and i like the idea of big buff wrester catgirl :3 incineroar is a really good design and shes big and strong... whats not to love.

also, i generally like a lot of designs which other pokemon fans dislike... i especially love more humanoid/furry "feminine" designs like primarina, lilligant, gardevoir, lopunny, tsareena, etc etc... i really dislike how a lot of these designs are just seen as like sexygirl designs by the community... sadly porn will exist of everything but these pokemon are also creatures. theyre animals. they may look a bit like a girl but they are still magic animals. like one time in moon i had a whole team of grass girlies and it was just fun to hang out with my funny grass lady creatures.

i like giratina because theyre a big ass antimatter caterpillar. drawing giratina helped me draw antropomorphic caterpillars actually. i like their big ass legs.

all eeveelutions are CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the lunar duo are my ultimate fav pokemon forever as a team for a big mix of all the other reasons. partly its sentimentality, cus i really liked them as a kid and i would always chill on fullmoon island in my copy of platinum and just listen to the music, i also always tried to do the void glitch to get darkrai but i always fucked up and never quite saw her! (i couldnt do the event cus living in shitty rural region reasons) i also liked battling with them in oras :3 i think their designs are very well done. they remind me of the "swan" series by hilma af klimt specifically, which is a series i really liked on its own. i dont think that was intentional, but i was looking at the work about a year or so ago for an essay and i sorta realized how well the overall color palette of that series matches the pair and cresselia specifically, because shes based on a swan ofc. and ofc darkrai is also birdlike but in a more abstract way. she actually reminds me a bit of the skeletons of one of those really fucked up breed pigeons with the receeded necks and huge fantails and tiny beaks and weird spindly legs. i also really like how unabashedly edgy darkrai's design is... i feel a lot of nostalgia for edgy character designs from the mid 2000s which were edgy in a very un-selfaware way (another reason why i like absol specifically and also like. so many ghost and dark types) and as an angsty kid i always used to gravitate towards those designs lol. i also think its kinda romantic, the idea of a creature which kills others simply by being around them, a typhoid mary type creature, which isolates itself due to that, with its only friend also being the only creature that negates its negative affects. and also that creature killed a kid in america (fucked up). thats how i interpret their relationship. anyway ive been having lots of thoughts about them for like over 15 years.

this is unrelated but its kinda annoying when ppl use gendered pronouns for genderless pokemon... its not gonna ruin my days its just. funny lol (ignore that i have used she/her for darkrai throughout this entire comment... when i do it, its ok <3) one of the sad flaws of the pmd series imo bcus the mainline games dont do that at all.

in general i think my likes and dislikes are more dictated by character design/sentimentality as opposed to ability in battle or fanservice or competitive meta ... this is just part of being a longtime fan who doesnt rlly keep up with the community anymore methinks. im kinda beating myself up for not putting more complex thought into this buuut also i wanna be true to myself yknow... but then again this community sucks so i feel like im gonna be attacked for putting idk wingull too low or something lol

[vanderdeer]

if that anon stopped being weird for a minute and asked respectful questions, i'm sure people would actually love to give answers!! i know i would anyway. but yeesh, man...

anyway as another anon said, been a fan since the hatena days and i'm so glad you're still kickin, bud! trans guy solidarity 🤝

You're going to be my muse now for expressing the things I wanted to say to that anon

Here we go

Males exist because if we were all female, we'd be all exact clones of one another (a species of lizard called wiptails are all genetic clones of one another and are ALL female) and the reason why it's GOOD to have males is because they bring genetic diversity to our (and other) species. It's why Dolly the sheep was female, and why she was an exact clone of her mother

Testosterone can make healthy men more co-operative and easy to work with. This is because testosterone makes you more social and a drive to seek out high status

Testosterone can also make you more angry, I have felt this. But anger and frustration aren't evil emotions you were never meant to feel

Anger is a very important emotion. It's there so you can take action around your environment. I notice when I'm angry, I'm doing things to control my environment (cleaning). That anger then transforms into contentment and satisfaction

Testosterone has made me cry, panic and stress WAY LESS. when my T levels are low or I don't have any at the moment, I am way worse emotionally

It's also quite sad that because the patriarchy builds a specific kind of man (domineering, aggressive, emotionally withdrawn) that other men suffer as a result who can't fit that mold (myself included)

It's why I struggled so much transitioning in the first place. When I was 20 I realized I was trans, but I was so afraid of becoming an "evil man" or "not man enough" I didn't bother. It ate me alive inside. I cried myself to sleep wishing I didn't feel this way so many nights

But then once I realized I could be my OWN man, everything changed for me.

The first time I called myself a man, I was sitting on my bed, high as a motherfucker. I drew myself masculine and stared at it. I whispered to myself. "I'm a boy". I couldn't control the smile that spread across my face. "I'm a boy. I'm a boy! I'm a boy!!" I said over and over. I wrapped my arms around myself and hugged tightly saying it over and over again. It made me the happiest man I am today

[inkblot22]

I've recently had a Thought That Will Not Leave about a reader who was murdered in their world, wound up in TWST, but still bears the scar of their murder if that makes sense? Imagine being interrogated on where you got that wound, or having to hear from Crowley all the time about how he'll send you back home but you KNOW you CAN'T go back because you're Very Very Dead.

Okay, first of all, this is like my favorite thing. I don't know how to explain it, I just love creating death/near death scenarios?

Secondly, this is going to be LONG. Some of our boys are either too dense or too polite to say anything, so the placement of the scar has to change. Sorry about this taking so long, but since a few of them aren't as in-depth as I'd like, there may be a part 2.

TW for MC death, graphic discussion and depictions of violence, murder, scars, poison, knives, guns/bullets, large lizards, mention of drugs, a few tropey moments, the Leech twins and Rook because they freak me out and I know I'm not the only one, and also I get way too into a few of these scenarios.

~HEARTSLAYBUL~

You could still feel the blade burrowed in your throat. It was a sharp pain, something that was metallic on your tongue and forced your eyelids to stutter closed. You woke up here, and it took Ace pointing it out right after winter break for you to notice that you had a mark where the knife pierced you and poked out the other side of your neck. You barely had time to primp, and your collar mostly covered it, so you really had never paid it any mind.

You had to run to the bathroom at your next break, pulling your collar down slightly so you could see it: a thickened strip of skin, paler than the rest of your skintone by so many shades, with a darker echo tracing along the outer rim of the mark. 

Looking at it made you feel sick. You just couldn’t escape your fate at all, could you?

You stopped talking after you’d seen it. Your stomach hurt and your hands wouldn’t stop shaking. You lasted without any big problems until the unbirthday party when Riddle and Trey approached your table, one looking angry and the other looking concerned.

“Hey, Prefect,” Trey’s soft voice and calming smile plucked a chord inside you, something heavy and dull and sorrowful. “Are you doing okay?”

You began to weep. Loudly. You could feel the eyes looking in your direction, but the ones that burned the most were your friends. 

You could feel a steady hand on your arm, leading you up and away from the garden and inside the dorm. You accepted a handkerchief and sloppily wiped your face with it before attempting to speak.

“I’m so sorry-” 

“What the devil is the matter with you?” Riddle snarled. You knew he wasn’t really angry.

Before you could respond, Ace cut in, “If this is about me pointing out your funky scar, then I’m sorry, man. I didn’t mean to…” He trailed off, eyes flashing down to look at the scar again.

“Yeah.” You mumbled. There was a tense silence before you shifted to lean back in your chair, sighing, “Sorry about making a scene. I got killed.”

“What?” Deuce blurted out.

“Yeah,” you sniffled, “My, uh, my dad. He and I never really got along and we lived together and that just made it worse. He lost it one night, came home high as balls and did me in while I was pretending to be asleep.”

Everyone but Grim looked at you as if you’d sprouted a second head as you spoke. 

You giggled, stifled a second peal of laughter, and sighed again, “You know, after years and years of him threatening to kill me, you think I would have believed him at some point, right?”

“That’s not fucking funny.” Ace said.

“Watch your language!” Riddle barked, “You’re dead in your world.”

“Let’s not state the obvious,” You said, laughing a little before growing overly serious, “I just need to never go back. With the rate Crowley’s going, it’ll never happen, but still… still…”

“We can’t let that happen,” Cater said aloud for you, a winning smile on his face as he tapped his nails on the arm of the chaise lounge he was laid across, “Don’t worry, Prefect… we won’t let that happen.”

~SAVANNACLAW~

You sort of just smelled. It wasn’t necessarily a bad smell, but you smelled like blood, which wasn’t good either. 

You could notice it, faint scent on your clothes, in your sweat. Grim never stopped complaining about it, but you figured it was stronger for him anyways. If a day went by where you didn’t hear him referring to you as “the walking wound” or “blood-bag” after not getting his way, you’d be worried about his wellbeing. But it was just another part of life until Leona’s rude ass had to say something to you about it. 

You and Grim had been tasked with interviewing Leona for something or other, probably something about his brother, but the minute you exhaled to gear up to begin your questions, he interrupted. 

“I know I call you a herbivore, but you don’t need to overcompensate for that by eating so much raw meat. Cut back on the iron.”

“What?”

“You always stink like a fresh kill. It’s distracting.”

“Oh. That’s not because of my diet. Pay attention, I’ve got some questions for you.” You proceeded with your interview, foolishly assuming that Leona would have dropped the matter entirely. 

He did the opposite. You seemed to have forgotten that Leona was a strategic planner, every bit of information turned into a bargaining chip or other method of gaining dirt in trade for gold.

Which is why your hidey-hole in the locker room after a joined PE class was darkened by three shadows.

“They’re changing, Leona. This is not the time.” Jack yanked Leona back by the arm, inciting a staring match.

“Ah, hello, prefect!” Ruggie said, ignoring the scene behind him in favor of sidling next to you on the bench as you tugged on a fresh pair of socks, “Did you hurt yourself during Vargas’ ‘special training’?”

You sighed, “No. He just had me running laps again… like last time.”

Leona broke away from Jack’s hold and sat on your other side. Jack very obviously stifled a noise of disbelief when you looked over at where he was standing.

Your attention was dragged back to Leona when he flicked your ear, “So, why do you smell like blood today?”

“You mean all the time?” You stuffed your sweaty, blood-reeking gym clothes into the plastic bag you used for your clothes during class, “Ruggie, do you mind if I tag along when you wash the rest of your clothes today?”

“Of course not,” He snickered, “You do smell like blood, though.”

“I know.” You buttoned your shirt the rest of the way down and snatched your tie from under Ruggie’s hand, “It’s not my fault I’m dead.”

There was a pause, a little longer than a normal one, before Jack growled out a low, “What are you talking about?”

You shrugged, “My sister-in-law tried to poison my sibling, but, uh… we had traded plates because the food on my original plate was touching. Maybe ten minutes into dinner, I couldn’t breathe and all I could taste was blood? And then I woke up in a coffin. Believe me, though, if I could stop smelling like blood, I would. Isn’t that right, Grimmy-wimmy?”

Grim straightened from his drooling and panting and stomped a back paw, “Shut up! I told you not to call me that, you lowly servant of a blood-blister!”

“See? Not even a human anymore.”

“So is that why you excuse yourself whenever Crowley talks about you going home?” Jack asked.

“Yeah. There’s nothing to go back to. Pretty sure I’m sleeping in a pine box in my world. So I don’t need to go back, and I really don’t need all of you constantly reminding me that I smell."

If you could count Leona’s calculating gaze as admonished, then you would. All of them looked at least a little put off by that. Maybe they'd stop fucking bothering you about it.

~OCTAVINELLE~

One of the first instances where Azul and Jade deemed it safe enough for you to be left alone with Floyd, he immediately closed the distance and pressed his finger against that dot on your forehead.

“What’d you do, Shrimpy? Try to kiss a squid?”

“Why- no, Floyd, that’s not-”

“Looks like it. What kind of squid was it?” He prodded, pinching the skin of your forehead so it would warp the spot. 

“Floyd, stop it. I didn’t try to kiss a squid.”

Azul and Jade walked back in, still mumbling between themselves.

Floyd, unsurprisingly, didn’t let up. He let go of your forehead, only to grab your face with one big hand, “You can’t lie to me, dummy. You even smell like blood-”

You shoved him away with all your strength, “It’s not from a stupid fucking fish, Floyd. My best friend and I were playing with her uncle’s stuff and she found a gun. We didn’t think it was loaded and- and-” You burst into sobs, nearly tearless. “All I can think of is how bad she has to feel!”

“So would you go back if you could, prefect?” Jade asked.

“Fuck no.” You sniffled, “My head’s blown off in my world. There’s nothing for me there.”

"Gee. Sorry, Shrimpy."

~SCARABIA~

Your fingertips were blue-violet. All the time. Beyond that, your skin was always mottled with raspberry-toned splotches, but still, Kalim and Jamil invited you to dinner, along with Grim. 

It was delicious, as always. You carefully watched as Jamil tested the food for poison, then began to eat.

“Prefect, may I ask you a question?” Kalim murmured. His tone felt strange, more demanding than curious. You’d often seen the side of him that was playful and easygoing, but you seldom saw the heir to a powerful family.

You blinked and sat straighter, “Yeah?”

“Are you anemic or is someone poisoning you?”

You faltered for the barest moment, then laughed, “Uh, ha… funny story, actually. I did get poisoned, just not here.”

“Did you drink coconut juice?”

“Oh- no, I didn’t… I couldn’t. My doctor- I was bedridden in a hospital and my doctor was obsessed with saving me, but he also needed something to save. I think it was the sugar packets? Or the teabags, or something. He put something in my food. The last thing I heard was some conjecture about heavy metal poisoning.”

Jamil slowly rose from his seat and grabbed your hand, turning it over in his own, “Well, they were right. Looks like you were fed cadmium and mercury. What a shame.”

“So how do we fix it?” Kalim asked, looking to Jamil.

“I don’t think you can fix death.” Jamil returned to his seat, gray eyes flicking over to yours, “Can we?”

“Yeah. Unfortunately, you can’t fix death. My time has long since passed, too. I’m in dry rot back in my world.” You giggled, “I’m basically a zombie!”

Jamil did not look amused, but you got a chuckle from Kalim.

~POMEFIORE~

Not to say that Rook was a bad person, but you were constantly on edge around him. This wasn’t unusual for a lot of students, but it was special, in your case. 

Rook’s affinity and fondness for the bow reminded you of a lot. It reminded you of the look of glee on the hunter’s face and the panic flooding your veins. Whenever you saw Rook, your adrenaline spiked and you could barely breathe. 

Of course it was just your luck that you ran out of clean clothes and detergent. Vil had this thing against anyone looking disheveled, so last time he caught you in public after you’d had nothing but bad luck and the washer in Ramshackle broke, he made a promise to you. You could use Pomefiore’s amenities and detergents and soaps or whatever so long as it would keep you from looking a mess. 

You cried in front of him that day. He cared more than Crowley. You got lucky, too. They invited you to dinner after your laundry was finished, and you had two mouths to feed, so of course you accepted and dragged Grim along. 

“Would you also mind trying on some clothes while you’re here? I have spare items that I’m looking to get rid of.” Vil asked while you loaded your clothes and a few of Grim’s ribbons in.

“Sure.”

“Well, come along, then. Rook is still working on dinner,” Vil turned on his heel and you trailed behind him, Grim following you.

Vil respectfully waited on the other side of a privacy screen as you tried on a few shirts, exiting in a particular low backed one.

You did a short spin, awkwardly posing, "I haven't seen you wear this one."

Vil didn't say anything. He stood up, walked over, and spun you around so he could look at your back.

You felt his cold fingers trace three lines, heard him take in a sharp breath, and then he shoved you away and turned around.

"I'll ask him to leave you alone. If I had known he had done that to you, then I wouldn't have been inviting you over as often… But he wouldn't have usually done this sort of thing…" He mumbled.

"Vil? What are you talking about?"

"The marks. They're shaped like arrowheads."

"Oh. Good luck. I don't know the guy who did this to me."

"What?"

You shrugged, "I got kidnapped and monologued at like I was in some cheap horror film. I'm not the victor, obviously, since the hunter won."

"So… Those are not from Rook?"

You nodded, "Yeah, they're not."

~IGNIHYDE~

“You have to be cheating- you have to be- NO!” You howled into your headset and slumped in your new chair, “Idiaaaaaa why?

“All you have to do is git gud,” He responded, a laugh in his tone.

“You should go easy on them, big brother.”

“Ortho, you’re not helping. I wanna win because I won, not because Mr. Hothead went easy on me.”

“Heh.” Idia snorted, “Okay, you ready?”

“Yeah!” You and Ortho cheered in unison.

Your birthday, something of which you had never thought you’d see again, had passed with Idia giving you his old gaming setup, including his old PC. He wanted to build a new one, he said. 

You nearly had a meltdown when this happened. Every day, you were faced with your mortality in the form of a large splotch on the left side of your head. Not your face, the whole side of your head. It sort of came down to a point that was peppered across your nose and cheeks, like spray paint in a few shades lighter than your natural tone. 

So, no. You didn’t think you’d have another birthday. But it came, and your two friends were there to spend it with you, albeit virtually in one case. 

Ortho sat next to you, wide chartreuse eyes occasionally flicking to look at you. You were known for your mood swings and pounding migraines ever since you woke up in that coffin with Grim trying to take your clothes. Grim was sith Idia, gorging himself on sweets. You heaved a sigh, but Idia cut off your thoughts.

“So did you think something bad was gonna happen today?”

“What do you mean?” You noticed his avatar dart into a nearby pavilion, “I hate this map.”

“We can change it.” Idia amended, “After this round. When Ortho showed up, you seemed really scared, almost like you were going to cry. Is it because of whatever’s going on with your head?”

“Oh, like the headaches and the big ugly scar? Yeah. I guess it’s because of what happened?”

Idia’s avatar stopped moving and you braced yourself, but the question didn’t come from him. 

“Prefect. What happened before you came here?”

“Oh… I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, really. Got an ax to the skull. I didn’t see who did it, I was facing the other way, talking to some little kid, trying to help him find his parents.” You sighed, “Traumatizing shit, unless it was the kid’s parents who did me in. I won’t get to know.”

You heard Idia whistle and the combat sequence began when you caught his in-game avatar. As he proceeded to beat you down, you heard some machinery within Ortho whir.

“You’re deceased in your own world. This is a second chance for you.”

“Yeah.” You hissed at your low health, then smiled at Ortho, “It really is.”

~DIASOMNIA~

The minute Malleus noticed the mark on your hand, he politely averted his eyes. Lilia and Silver were gently bantering as the two of you read. Sebek demanded to “stand guard,” although considering that he was trying to protect one of the most powerful mages in the world, you couldn’t help but consider him a little wacky. 

Your opinion of Sebek soured further when he strolled up and grabbed your wrist, “What is this?”

“What?”

“These scars. What are they from?”

“Do you know what a komodo dragon is?”

“Yes.” Malleus said, “Do they exist in your world as well?”

You nodded, “I was on a… walk, let’s say. One of them bit me and I bled out.”

“Why wasn’t anyone else there to help you?” Lilia pondered.

You smiled at Silver, face down on the table, then shrugged and turned back to your book.

“Sometimes you have to be alone. I wasn’t careful, and then I died. Simple enough.”

Malleus nodded, “The next time you decide to go for a walk, call upon my name. I will accompany you.”

You smiled wider, “Oh? Thanks, I guess.”

[rowinablx]

Hell of an Evolution: Black Out Days

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Chapter warnings: Experimentation mention

Stiles decided that he hated school, with or without his fellow mutants with him. It didn't help that they had a good couple years ahead of him here.

Lydia was popular, Kira was in the lacrosse team with Jackson and Liam, Theo apparently spent more time in detention than actual classes, Scott was nice but kind of an idiot, Danny was liked by everybody, Erica hated everybody and Vernon Boyd was a gentle giant.

Sure enough, Talia Hale had sent in paperwork saying that Stiles had some type of skin condition and hated people touching him without his consent, so he was in the clear and able to skip gym and swim lessons.

So that was cool at least.

"What's up?" Theo plopped down next to Stiles at lunch, putting his legs on the table. Stiles looked unimpressed. "I hate this" "We all do" Theo took Stiles' warm soda and blew in it, cooling it instantly.

"That's so cool, pun intended"

"Yeah, Liam's my opposite, he can control fire but he can't create it, we were destined to be together"

"No we're not" Liam and the rest of the mutants sat down. Theo stared at him for a moment before slamming his hands over his chest and falling down

"Theo!" Scott yelled exasperated. "You wound me Dunbar" Theo dropped ice on his hair and brushed it off. Liam giggled a bit. "Do I have something in my hair?"

"You're ridiculous"

"So what's with our babysitter? He's kind of a dick" Stiles muttered. Scott spat out his water violently, Danny gave him a look and Jackson winced.

"What?" "He was gonna have to know sooner or later" Lydia said. Danny sighed. "Talia is Derek's mom and that's about all he knows, he was kidnapped when he was a teenager and experimented on"

"Shit" "Yeah, they coated his entire skeleton in this really rare metal, adamantium, the trauma caused his memories to snap or he was brainwashed? We don't know"

"He's my cousin too" Jackson muttered.

"So he trains us to control our powers so we don't get caught like he did"

"What're his powers?" "He's got wolf shit, super hearing, super smell, wolf eyes when he's angry, metal claws" Theo said.

"Guys shut up, we've broken two rules that we have so we can go to this school in the first place. No discussing Derek because he's still legally missing and no discussing powers" Lydia hissed. Everyone made various noises of complaints and stopped

-------

"Get in and shut up I'm not in the mood" Derek muttered. "Aww you missed us" Erica teased. "Sit down and shut up"

Stiles held back a laugh. "Reminder that we're doing a quick power test when we get home" Derek said. Jackson turned off his watch and the lizard boy Stiles met returned.

Danny smiled fondly at his friend.

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"Just do whatever I don't really care" Derek led the teens to the backyard and sat down, cracking his knuckles.

Erica shifted into a cat and ran around a bit, Boyd lifted whatever he could with zero visible effort. Jackson crawled up the mansion walls. "That's so cool" Stiles grinned.

Lydia meditated, lefting herself in the air. "Lydia's a telepath" Her roommate Kira told him. "So him your tricks" Scott grinned like a dope.

Kira clenched her fist, a katana of purple energy formed around her wrist and glowed. "I'm a telepath too and can create psy weapons" She shrugged like it wasn't a big deal.

Scott took off his glasses and closed his eyes. "Someone turn me around to the trees?" Lydia did so without even opening her eyes or moving

Scott opened his eyes, a brust of red energy exploded from his eyes and sliced a tree in half. He clenched his eyes shut and put his glasses back on. "Concussive blasts" Kira explained to a dumbstruck Stiles.

Danny whistled, a glass of water shattering nearby. Liam turned on his lighter, a ball of flame moving to his other hand. He extinguished it, looking embarrassed.

Theo coated his hand in ice and grinned. "You're turn new kid" "I don't know" Stiles hugged himself. "Who here has a high pain tolerance?"

Theo raised his hand. Stiles winced and took off a glove. "Why is he shaking?" Jackson asked. "Shh!"

Stiles touched Theo's hand with a finger, the other teen immediately groaned in pain and collapsed.

Derek sat up, suddenly interested. Stiles let out a breath of cold air from his lungs and shivered. "I run cold, should've said that" Theo shook his head, coming back to.

"You can mimic powers" Lydia set herself down and looked scared. "Temporality" Stiles shrugged.

"It still makes you dangerous" Derek said. "You'll be lucky if we even let you see your father again" Stiles clenched his jaw.

"You can't tell me what to do!" "Oh I can, because you're a walking death sentence!" "Says the guy who got his bones coated with metal!"

Danny threw his hands in the air. "Who told him?!" Derek glared. Nobody answered. He growled, eyes turning blue. "You don't know anything about me kid, stay away from me"

Stiles smacked himself on the head. Great now he pissed off the bus driver

[twistedminutia]

Heyyo, saw the ask about the Twst x SCP, specifically how they react to the story of SCP. Like, I do wonder how they react to lore apocalyptic stories like When Day Breaks (cuz damn that's a world I will never want to live, aka the Sun decided to be angry). Or the more existential one like SCP-3001 (Red Reality), or SCP-3300 (The Rain). Or the more wholesome ones, like SCP-999 (The Tickle Monster), SCP-348 (A Gift from Dad), and SCP-2295 (The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork).

Also, a bit of a correction, SCP Foundation are more morally gray than evil. If I were to look at the organization in the SCP Universe, there are some organization that are just... Evil. Also, it might differ from tales (stories in the SCP Foundation), or universe. I think it can showcase via SCP-1730 (What Happened to Site 13), which is an epic read, unless you prefer to hear it in audio, recommend SCP Archives (can be found on YouTube or Spotify (or any other streaming apps))

I do think our boys would have a similar reaction to a lot of the SCP stories as we would, though I think it would be interesting if they had some ideas of objects that could do something similar. I think it would be very funny to sic the tickle monster on some of our boys as well... I wonder if Malleus would be unsettled by any of the depictions of the monsters that can't be killed or would be impossible for him to affect with his magic, like the Hard to Destroy Lizard or The Rain. Maybe it'd be genuinely scary for him!

I also wonder how our two apocalypse boys (Idia and Malleus) would respond to apocalyptic stories. They'd probably not like it because it's not the apocalypse they want, TBH. And the When Dawn Breaks universe is so scary. Vil would just be horrified by the people melting together thing. He doesn't want to be melted, and especially not melted to a bunch of potatoes!

I know the SCP Foundation is technically more morally gray, but they are a VERY dark shade of gray. They definitely feed a lot of prisoners into the jaws of death without a lot of remorse... I get why they're doing it, but it's not always necessary. I've listened to a couple of SCP audios before, but not recently. Maybe I should get back into it for the holiday spirit.

[malachite-iiarie]

In honor of my 2 year old DnD campaign ending next week here’s a mega list of our out of context quotes from this game

She wanted to be a princess, so I made her a puntable object

Wrong sack lesbian!

THE BOSS MUSIC HAS STARTED SO ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE

I am the god of literature. You’re dick is in me. Please take it out

Go white boi go

Your tits will wither of brain power

“I’m not a therapist-“ “You’re a DM it’s the same thing”

It smells like death, boiling piss and shame

THERE’S NOWHERE FOR ME TO STICK MY DICK

We worked on rebuilding the town, now called SEBASTIAN and set out to find the town's mayor, Bitch Boy, a mate as we headed to Koft.

How the fuck am I supposed to be a sugar mommy if I can’t get the wire deposit through?

Combat is officially over, I am not counting the angry turtle

I just fell asleep, I didn’t see the penis, pLeAsE

I rented out the bottom floor of the inn and had an impressive 16 person orgy that night while Aven looked for a collapsible bucket to sleep in.

Why do I exist, probably because two lizards decided to bone

I still owe that tabaxi a blowjob

I’m a Pomeranian with aids, roll to fuck the horse

Have you ever seen a horse fuck a Pomeranian

Is it performance or animal handling?

We traveled to the Temple of the Rider of the Storms, Goddess of Tempests, and I enjoyed a night with the holy bros who lived there.

THEY have ACCOUNTANTS

(Holds up gun) It flashes and bangs, just like my ex wife

I have fought many things in my life, but eating a mimic, hearing a man have sex with a horse, and then eating Sabaton’s dick is a new kind of fight.

destruction is gender neutral

Let’s make this bitch squirt…-blood

Roll to seduce the fucking closet since you want to go deeper

A weird man approached Ansiel today with a large box of some kind and called him emperor. I have decided not to look into this too much as I have been promised my future brothels will be able to go international.

I should make a note that I have had consensual horse sex before

“Why does it have a horn? Is it some kind of horny horse” “YES”

I’ll fuck the gate, how bigs the keyhole

[neoninky]

Sebek for the bingo meme

Ziggy Ziiiiiggggs~ 🐊

Alright, first things first-*rambling activated*

From Day 1 of getting my sights on the Twisted Wonderland art alone, Sebek was definitely one of my favorite characters designs. He just looked rad as hell with the green hair, them antique green-gold peepers, that bone structure. Mwah, chef kiss 🤌 then Hairdown!Sebby came into existence? Oh man. 10/10 💚

So I didn’t completely fill in the “mean fandom” square cuz I see/have seen a lot of polarized responses to Sebek in the fandom. People have either LOVED or HATED (or loved to hate lol) Sebek from what I’ve seen. I get it: at first glance he is very rude, loud, stubborn, obsessive, etc etc.

Lately, oh yes, he has gotten more popular across the board due to the Diasomnia chapter releasing on both servers, and his inclusion in side events, which makes sense. Croc boi has gotten more screen time so we get to know him better and see him interact with his dormmates and the other characters. Also shout out to @nuitthegoddess and @ryllen whose Sebek x OC/Yuu content endears me to the tsundere croc even more lol (aka “blorbo by proxy”)

But me personally? I haven’t disliked Sebek since the beginning. I thought he was kinda funny and silly in that he is so boisterous and hyper focused to a fault. Lately, though - from seeing his interactions with Silver and other characters in side events and the main story, he has grown on me tremendously. Some of my favorite cards that I have are Sebek cards (Camp Vargas!Sebek I’m looking at you, buddy)

so yeah, I’m a bit anxious about our crocodile boi because I’ve gotten attached and once you get past the loud angry Malleus obsessed nerd-jock, Sebek is actually a very kind, loyal person and I don’t want anything bad to happen to him but I do wanna know more about his background.

I would love for there to be a closer look into his upbringing as a fae halfling and how it’s affected his self image and other things psychologically/emotionally and such. That would be hella fascinating!

FREE SPACE: I am lil’ biased cuz I have had a deep love of reptiles from lizards, alligators and crocodiles to dinosaurs and dragos so that makes me very fond of Sebek too lol 💚

[bonnie-bugz]

"𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕕𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕤, 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤…"

❶ about the blog owner!! :D - i'm jayden, my main blog is @sillysaurusrex! this is my bonnie fictionkin side-blog

✪ welcome, friend!! you can call me bonnie, or bonbee if you prefer!! ✪ i'm transmasc and go by he/him pronouns mostly, but i'm also happy to use they/them, star/star's and some other neos too!! you can check here for more info on my preferences in you need ✪ i love to draw, make boards and write silly little text posts, so expect stuff like that on here ✪ this side-blog is specifically for me to post about my bonnie fictionkin and express it in a safe-space, so i'd love to receive some bonnie / fnaf themed asks as long as you're friendly :D ✪ sending all my best wishes and love to you lovely peeps out there!!

❷ interests - specifically things i enjoy and find interesting in my fictionkin state and shifts ✪ music:- j-pop ( miku + omori <3 ), lofi, electric ( lemon demon <3 ) ✪ hobbies:- art & craft, making bracelets + kandi, collecting stickers ✪ fashion:- converse, shorts, suspenders, button-ups, bracelets, long handwarmers, bowties and neck bandanas, stickers and clips ✪ misc. thinks i like:- glow-in-the-dark stars, skittles candy, sour gummies, kandi, fizzy soda, teddies + stuffies, arcade games, stickers, lizards + snakes + dinosaurs, worm-on-a-strings !! :D

❸ byi - just some friendly reminder and little notes on interacting with me ✪ sourcemates / cannonmates may interact but i might be a little clueless or slightly uncomfortable at first so be patient please ✪ kind doubles can feel to interact, we can all be friends here :D ✪ i have adhd, anxiety and fear of confrontation + i am a minor so please use tone tags and don't involve me in discourse or be creepy! ✪ this blog is fully sfw and a safe space for lqbtqia+, nonhumans, agere, petre and any other chill peeps who wish to be here!! ✪ i'm always happy to make new friends, give advice or just listen! ✪ please don't make nswf jokes / swear / use harsh language here, like i said this is a safe and sfw space for all! also i am a minor so... :/

➍ dni - criteria for people who i politely ask not to interact and will be blocked if they do ✪ maps, zoos, pedos, proshippers and other such creeps ✪ drama and discourse starters / spreaders ✪ hostile doubles ( e.g. "i'm the only real bonnie, you're fake" ) ✪ transphobes, homophobes, racists, etc. ✪ anti-nonhuman, anti-agere, anti-petre, ect. ✪ anyone who wants to be angry because really i'm sure we all have better and kinder ways to be living our lives so why not do that? :D

❺ tag translations - different personal tags i'll use on my post and definitions for what they mean ✪ #bunny boy:- text posts about my fictionkin state / shifts ✪ #befudling bunny:- random stuff with no context for sillies ✪ #bunny's buddies:- posts about my plushies or friends ✪ #bunny's boards:- my stimboards, moodboard, fashionboards etc. ✪ #bunny bewilderment:- answering asks ✪ #beaming bunny:- positivity posts for any peeps who need em! <3

"𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤, 𝕒 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤."

[caughtupindrama]

*The List* (1 of 2)

Current list of musicals I've listened to and/or seen!!

* = seen live (includes high school productions, amateur theatre, etc.) ^ = seen a recording/movie musical version & = listened to multiple recordings or demos !! = performed in (partially or fully)!! ! = was otherwise involved in a production favourites are in colour <3

Hamilton * Death Note Falsettos ^& (March of the Falsettos + Falsettoland) Be More Chill & SpongeBob Squarepants: The Musical *&!! Little Shop of Horrors *& Book of Mormon *^ Mean Girls ^ In Trousers ^& Avenue Q ^& Everybody's Talking About Jamie Heathers *^&!! Nine ^ The Lightning Thief & Dear Evan Hansen ^ Matilda ^& Spring Awakening *^&!! Junie B. Jones Frozen *^ The Little Mermaid *! Six *& Hairspray ! Adrian Mole Legally Blonde ^& Chess Starlight Express & Emojiland Hadestown Bright Star * Wicked Sophia, Our Beloved 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee * Frankenstein Cats * Charlie and the Chocolate Factory La Cage Aux Folles & Addams Family Mary Poppins ^!! Beetlejuice &!! Aladdin ^ Bare: A Pop Opera The Theory of Relativity Little Miss Perfect Curtains !! Lizard Boy Hedwig and the Angry Inch Treasure Island Co-Op Jagged Little Pill A Year With Frog and Toad * The Prom ^& Newsies *^ Carousel & Camelot & Oklahoma 21 Chump Street ^ Ordinary Days Shrek the Musical !! Bat Boy *! The Sound of Music * A Strange Loop *& Crazy for You Chicago * Goosebumps The Musical: Phantom of the Auditorium Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 Fancy Nancy: The Musical Come From Away Amélie & The Mad Ones 3hree Island Song Snoopy!!! / The World According to Snoopy & Drag: The Musical Flat Stanley Dear Edwina Guys and Dolls * A New Brain Beauty and the Beast *^ Wuthering Heights Meet Me in St. Louis * The Fantasticks [title of show] Cabaret *& John & Jen Les Misérables * The Great British Bake Off Musical Into the Woods *& KPOP Shucked Kimberly Akimbo The Lion King Bend it Like Beckham Footballers' Wives Dog Man: The Musical Hats! The In-Between In Transit A Chorus Line The Golden Apple The Love Note She Loves Me Octet Preludes Candide The Music Man Linie 1 Mamma Mia! ^ In the Heights The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Oh Captain! 13 Waitress & Ushers Rats! Spamilton Weird Romance & Juliet You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown * A Very Potter Musical ^ Ride the Cyclone The Three Billy Goats Gruff The Wedding Singer Babes in Toyland Urinetown Dear Pen Pal Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown Finding Nemo Blues in the Night Unfortunate Sole Mates Operation Mincemeat * The Three Little Pigs Anastasia The Phantom of the Opera *^& Arf! Back to the Future: The Musical * Pellets, Cherries, and Lies Rocky Horror Picture Show ^ A Little Night Music * Sunday in the Park with George Pretty Woman: The Musical Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street & Carrie Fun Home Hello Again Kinky Boots The Full Monty A Man of No Importance The Producers Jesus Christ Superstar 36 Questions ^ The Little Big Things * Jersey Boys * My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?) The Dolls of New Albion Band Geeks The Band's Visit Wait Wait Don't Kill Me Diary of a Wimpy Kid Groundhog Day Anything Goes* Technically: A Musical * Footloose * The Trail to Oregon ^ tick... tick... BOOM! * Epic: The Troy Saga Leap Day Grease * Duolingo On Ice Nunsense Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! Pinkalicious Parade * How to Dance in Ohio Tootsie Something Rotten! !! Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York) * The Last 5 Years Next to Normal Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story Wuthering Heights Supernatural: The Musical The Pajama Game Kiss Me Kate * Babies * Knuffle Bunny: A Cautionary Musical Mad Libs Live! Lyme Disease: The Musical Your Lie in April * Lempicka [continuation]

[blubushie]

90 and 50?

50: What made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

Any time my dad brings up that 20-car pileup where 500 something people died I get the shits. It's the funniest fucken thing. And it's literally only funny in the context of my family specifically.

Basically, my nan was watching the news with my dad and Grandpa when she heard about a pileup on the highway. It was a three-car pileup during a blizzard and the CHP showed up and started getting people out of cars. At first it was 3 dead. But then they found someone else smooshed in the back seat, so it became four. Then another car got involved cuz they didn't see anyone through the storm, and it killed two more people in another car.

And any time Granny got an update on more people dying, she'd get annoyed about the CHP's inability to prevent people dying. So my dad and Grandpa started taking the piss and when they got the news that a fifth car had struck the pileup, they joked that now the death toll was something like twenty people. And they kept adding more and more people to the death toll to fuck with her until it was about 20 cars and 500 something people what'd died.

It was funny cuz she got so irrationally angry about it. Not at the people dying, but specifically because "You can't fit that many people in a sedan! What are they, clowns?" And the image of police just pulling clown body after clown body from a tiny little clown car in the middle of a blizzard until they've got 40 dead clowns lined up on the side of the highway cacks me up something fierce. They've still got their clown shoes on...

90: Luckiest mistake?

When I was 5-6 I played Little League baseball with the Pine Gap kids. We didn't have pitchers yet, on account of being six years old, so we had batting tees instead kids would hit the ball off of. Since we didn't have pitchers nobody knew I was a good pitcher yet, so I was an outfielder. And I was always bored, cuz I liked hitting the ball, or throwing it, but I wasn't allowed to throw it. And the kids could never swing the bat to hit the ball all the way into the outfield, so the fun always happened in the infield. Which made me a very very bored 6 year old who for a long time was convinced I just didn't like baseball.

Anyway, I'm in the outfield doing what 6 year old boys do--trying to catch lizards, cuz it's spring--when my dad yells from the stands to catch the ball. And I was confused, cuz I didn't see a ball, and I couldn't really hear what he was saying anyway, but I know it's his voice and I look over and he's got his arm up and his fingers curled like they're in a baseball glove. So I mimic that and put my arm up the same way while looking at him. And something slams hard into my fist.

So I caught the ball nobody expected me to catch, and I caught it without looking at it. So that was cool. And I really liked baseball after that. But I asked to be made an infielder so I could be involved more, so they made me a shortstop. And then I stopped playing baseball when I turned 10 cuz our field got flooded, so I learnt to ride horses instead. I didn't come back to baseball until I was 14 and by then it was softball cuz I wasn't allowed to play on the boy's team cuz I wasn't considered male enough. But then I got kicked off that team. And I went back to baseball at 15! And I played baseball at all my schools up until 17, which is when I joined my high school choir.

Point is I couldn't repeat that shit again by accident if I tried. But it made me feel like a little hero cuz I got that kid out and we were able to get one more run in at the next inning to win the game. :]

[Link to ask game.]

[firefaerie81]

(liveblog tag in chronological order)

And this is what kills this episode for me. Every other time, Lion-O throws down his sword or changes tactics as soon as hostages are involved. Callously disregarding his brother's life, even if he's angry, feels forced.

Remember just last episode when Lion-O was all "how could you abandon your own brother" when they were watching that memory? That episode was a big turning point for Tygra, but Lion-O has backslid HARD into jackassery.

And it's SO uncharacteristically cruel of him that Cheetara just stops everything. This is not the king she's sworn to protect, and if this is how he's going to be, she's not going to coddle him anymore. And if he's going to ACT like everything is a choice between him and Tygra, she's going to throw that right back at him.

This SHOULD be the moment where Lion-O realizes how much of a jackass he's being - about to let his brother DIE - but it's not.

Luckily for all of them, Lion-O's failure of character in this moment is not the end, and the cavalry has arrived.

And he makes his triumphant debut with a perfected Gum-Gum Rocket!

Oh boy, that is NOT the conversation that needs to be had right now! And I do get that Panthro doesn't know what just went down and they're not in the mood to get into it, but narratively, "we'll get the bad guys back next time" is not a fitting coda.

Lion-O just almost let Tygra die over a petty squabble. And our last shot is the three of them just standing there in the aftermath of that messed up turn of events. Maybe it's supposed to hilight how the big issue hasn't been resolved, but it's kind of not going to be, so it's just a big what the hell.

There's a definite sense that Lion-O is the asshole here, because he IS, but with an ending like that it's unclear what we're supposed to do with that or what THEY'RE going to do with it. The episode just kind of stops, and we'll see he didn't internalize this screwup like he usually does.

At the risk of getting ahead of myself, the best way I can put it is that the emotions this episode puts forward will be resolved, but Lion-O's actual behavior is just kind of forgotten, and that's what bugs me. I can clearly see that it's supposed to be part of his arc, trying to learn better even as he screws up more, but he almost let his brother die and it's never addressed, let alone the nasty way he treated Cheetara.

This episode is such a weird experience because it contains one of my favorite character beats for Lion-O as well as some of the worst of Lion-O in the whole show. Reminding us that the lizards are people is really good! Throwing a tantrum about not getting the girl is really bad!

I like Lion-O. He's my idealistic diamond in the rough. He's got his flaws, but this episode goes really hard on the flaws, and I'm not sold on the way they're handled.

A lot of this episode was setting up things to be continued or resolved later. Thankfully, we don't have to wait long on this front, because the next two episodes are specifically dedicated to Lion-O getting his head out of his ass. See you then.