#our angry lizard boi

[luckylectio]

The Shadow

[newkatzkafe2023]

Monkey King and Pucca Reader but genderbend?

Either they're already together or they meet for the first time and Monkey Queen thinks he's a normal dude until she sees how crazy powerful he is and is just like "...Hey, you wanna get married?"

MEET THE GOD EATER😈😈😈

(LMK Wukong) You are the apple of each other's eyes. You met her during the journey of the west, and she was head over heels in love. Years later, you both meet Mk and learn that the girl was her successor, and you congratulated her with a smile and peace sigh. During the training is when Her, Mk and the rest noticed you abilities for example, Mk was working on strength, and she threw a Boulder for Mk to catch, Unfortunately, she totally missed and it was heading for you. Both of them tried to get your attention, but the second was the Boulder, which landed on your head, and it turned into a pile of rubble. The crazy part was that you were so unbothered by it that you didn't even look up from your phone. Which caused both females to pale and faint, then their was the time Macaque stole mk's powers and you were so angry you yanked the staff off of Mk and beat Macaque's ass so bad Wukong and Mk wondered if she was still alive😨. There was also the fight with the spider king went to save our friends and wife, and beat up Huntress and Galiath with you bare hands, and I'm pretty sure you scarred Stacy (fem syntax) for her short life😰 it shocked everyone and scarying the spiders into surrendering. Then their was the fight with lord bone demon Your demon form was in the form of a typhoon as you and Mk defeated her and Everybody so over in shock when all you had to do with to break Wukong out of lord bone demon's control was to kiss her🤣😘. Then, finally, when Mk's monkey form was unlocked in the final fight with Azure, you stood next to her, showing that you too had a monkey form and had every natural disaster surrounding you. You are just full of surprises, and Wukong does not know how to feel about you anymore, Like what other surprises do you have for her and the world?🤯

(HIB Wukong) You're the father figure of Luier and Silly Boy. When HUN Dun attacked your home, you had sent Luier and Silly boy away to go find the monkey queen Then you went to fight off Hun Dun and hold him off until the kids escape, which is why Luier was urgent to find Wukong to save us and her village. Luckily, you were quick to reuite with them and that when you and Wukong met each other for the first time. You thought she was the cutest thing and blew kisses at her, making her blush and roll her eyes at your antics. She time and time again got bamboozled by our strength and abilities such as breaking hills and mountains, running on water so fast we spilled it in half as we chased a dragon that grabbed silly boy, Then jumped high in the air, landing a punch of the dragon so hard that that flying lizard was headless, and you grabbed Silly boy and landed on the ground, leaving a giant crater. Wukong and pigsy's jaws fell so hard on the floor that you would think it was dislocated. The final straw was when you both saw Luier fall off the mountain and shattering your heart in a billion pieces, you yourself jumped off the mountain driving the final nail in the coffin and Wukong got her powers back. Then began fighting Hun Dun, and soon the two of them were joined by you, in your demon God form and floating in the eye of the hurricane as you held Luier and Silly boy. We left the kids with pigsy and joined Wukong in the ass beating you both delivered to Hun Dun together. In the end, in silence, Wukong asks you if you wanna be together with a blush. You immediately showed her the peach engagement ring you got for her the second you two met.

(MKR Wukong) Well, it was love at first fight for the both of you. You loved her immediately, and she was left in a daze. She was in a state of shock. How a big buff male demon slaughtered a group of demons that attacked her. You turned to smile at her as you punched a demon away without breaking eye contact. You were quick to join their journey, and you showed some unusual abilities. How you would left tons of heavy boulders and punching mountains breaking through them. Wukong felt herself get excited whenever you displayed a surprising amount of strength. She would purr and blush quietly, and then when fruity came around, you immediately took fruity in and treated her like your child/daughter. Wukong felt her heart and body burn when you displayed fatherly traits, then at the end against the demon king and his army you joined her and your demon form in the middle of a tornado and used her staff to fight the demon king along with Wukong. In the end, when master tang was back, Wukong looked desperately for you and saw that you were under a peach tree holding a sleeping fruity using your god powers to not only amplify her powers but kelp her from dying. Wukong teard up and ran to you, begging you to be her husband. You smiled at her before giggling out

You are my wife already😁🥰

(NR Wukong) She instantly purred at you when you two met years ago. You both spent time getting to know each other, and soon, you both were making out. She met us during that stupid journey that made her go on, and she found you looking sad in your home village when Wukong noticed you, and she made moves on you. What surprised her was how you purred and chirped into her neck, and soon, the relationship began. Years later, Li finds out that she's Nezha's recarnation and is learning how to handle it, but of course, things were getting crazy which leads you to helping Li and your wife. During the final battle, you ran across the water so fast you made a split in as you were fearful of the safety of your little family, especially when you learned the dragon gang kidnapped her. Everyone in the city saw how you turned into your demon god form with a tsunami happening behind you and joined Li in the final battle against the dragon king. Li even told her that when she accepted his identity, she saw how we whispered to Nezha as you bumped heads with Nezha as we said goodbye to her.

Wukong had realized that 500+ years of marriage and she didn't know a damn thing about you 😦😦😦

(Netflix Wukong) She didn't think much of you at all. Then again, she doesn't think too much of anyone she barely pays attention to Lin. You immediately had a crush on her and would follow her around like Lin would. We followed her when she went to fight 100-1000 demons, their was an ambush on her, and you quickly stepped in, and you and Wukong fought against the demons. Then she got into a fight with the dragon queen, and she saw how we punched through mountains during the battle as we go and rescue the village people. You can imagine how surprised she was when she was in her kaiju form when she was fighting both heaven and dragon queen was when you appeared behind her in your Storm god kaiju form and it was bigger and taller then hers. You got pissed at heaven for mistreating her, and together, you crushed the dragon queen like a bug and leveled the celestial realm for their transgression. In the end, you both shrunk down as Wukong finally kissed you and made sure you took the immortal Elixir as you joined her under the mountain. (Ps you ejected the elixir into Lin's bloodstream because A he is basically your son and B Well you wanted your cubs to have a big Brother😉)

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG😘

[numberonesnarkfan]

wrote up a scene I've had in my head for months about Sawyer's childhood. Actually quite proud of how it turned out.

(CW for animal death)

Harley rarely smiled. 

Harley wasn’t happy.

But sometimes he was content for a moment, and that was close enough for him.

Sometimes he was unreachably manic. That was close enough for him.

Harley was eight years old. The little wooden house on the hill was his fourth foster home. Nobody ever kept him for long. They were polite, but he knew what they were thinking. If it wasn’t his general demeanour, it was little ‘incidents’ that got him put back into the orphanage.

Or juvy.

Sometimes the orphanage just didn’t have enough room.

Harley had never felt safe around people, even as a child. They did terrible things to him - the adults, the children. The guilty, the innocent. Didn’t matter. There was something blackened and rotten inside him, he knew. It made him unsafe from the world.

Animals, in comparison, were kind. They bit him not because of that confusing mass, but just because they were scared. He’d prefer to be bitten by a dog: he’d know he’d done something wrong and how to fix it. Humans bit him because he was scared.

He was only a boy. 

He wished death didn’t exist. He felt angry when he saw mothers and their daughters. Perfectly matched sets, so pure.

The orphanage nuns told him that the goat fled into the forest when its family was sacrificed, taking all of the world’s sin with it. He felt like a goat sometimes. Lamb to the slaughter.

He felt like a goat in the forest.

The forest was nice.

It was quiet, calm. No screaming or crying, no laughing or grabbing. Just him and the trees and Daisy.

Daisy was a Jack Russel Terrier. She bit him when she was scared. She licked him kindly when she was sorry. He trusted her. 

They played games with sticks and rocks. Harley sometimes waded into the pond until the water was up to his chest to catch newts and frogs. Daisy snuffled around at the edge of the water. She trusted him. 

Harley watched Daisy chase animals in the undergrowth. “That’s what Jack Russels do,” the foster lady had told him, “they’re bred to kill things smaller than themselves. Daisy’s great at catching rats.”

Mice and rats and snakes.

She trusted him.

He trusted her.

She wasn’t human.

But neither was he.

Harley remembered a summer night.

He remembered it for a long time.

It was half past eight at night. 

“I might just have to foster fail with you, boy.” His foster mother had told him while cooking dinner, “You’re so clever, you’d fit right into our family. When my husband comes back from overseas, he’d love to meet you.”

Cautiously, he’d smiled. 

There was a noise from the front porch. Daisy was barking at a raccoon again. He’d have to bring her inside. She’d try to fight anything.

Harley put on his summer evening coat and stepped outside. He remembered how it felt to reach up and grab the handle. He’d been so proud that he was tall enough. 

He didn’t see a raccoon. He saw a snake that darted quickly away into the foliage.

Daisy lay on her back. Her mouth opened. Her mouth closed. Her mouth opened. Her mouth closed. Her eyes stared. 

Harley heard no sound, no breath, no barking. He didn’t know what was happening. How could he?

He stood and stared.

Her mouth opened. Her mouth closed. Her mouth opened. Her mouth closed.

She went still.

What just happened?

He laughed.

“Daisy’s being silly!” he called back into the house. He mimicked her mouth movements. He thought it looked like a fish. It was funny. He was only a boy.

He sat down next to her and rubbed her belly. She felt different. 

Harley knew what dead things looked like. He’d seen dead lizards, dead bugs, dead kids. Daisy looked too much like a dead thing. 

He hit her. He kicked her. Bite me, he’d thought, Get up and bark at me. 

She didn’t.

He stood and stared. Her body slowly stiffened.

He heard creaking. His foster mother was on the second floor. 

Harley ran back into the house. Back into the kitchen.

Harley reached up over the countertop.

She had been dicing tomatoes. He pulled the knife down.

He walked solemnly back outside. His eyes felt wet, and they burned.

Harley stood over the dog.

It wasn’t Daisy anymore. Daisy was dead. Daisy didn’t exist.

Tears fell and soaked into her fur. 

Harley raised the blade and cut.

He struggled to saw a line down her middle. His arms were barely strong enough, even gripping the knife with both hands, cutting towards himself. He opened the hole. 

He saw her organs. They were still. 

He reached inside. It was still warm. 

He cried.

He didn’t understand.

How could he?

He was only a boy.

He trusted her.

Harley flinched.

He only realised why a few seconds later. There’d been a scream.

The foster lady was standing in the doorway.

She stared at the boy, arm deep inside her precious girl. The knife sat beside him. She’d only left it unattended for a moment.

She wondered what he’d been doing to Daisy out there in the woods, if he could kill her in cold blood right here.

He didn’t understand.

He was only a boy.

He trusted her. 

How could he?

The blood wasn’t washed off until he was at the police station. 

He might hurt the other kids, they said. He’d go to juvy this time.

He didn’t understand. How could he?

He was only a boy.

He’d only been a boy.

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

Kenji Miyazawa (self-aware)

Self-Aware! Kenji Miyazawa x GN!Reader

Warning: Platonic Yandere. OOC. English is my second language.

Becoming self-aware

🐄 When he realized, that his life wasn't real, Kenji hurries to the ADA office. He was confused and scared. Scared for his friends.

🐄 Kenji is a simple, cheerful and easygoing boy. And he loves his friends. Right now he must make sure they are safe.

🐄 Kenji finds his friends in the ADA office. No one knows what was happening.

🐄 Despite been scared, despite understanding, that his village and parents doesn't exist anymore, Kenji focused on helping his friends. He still has superhuman strength, it will come in handy.

🐄 Kenji helped to move Katai's belongings to ADA building. He helped with cleaning up the storage on the fifth floor. He helped with arranging sleeping places on third and fifth floor.

🐄 Kenji helped with bringing food supplies to the agency.

🐄 Kenji tried his best to help his friends.

🐄 And then, one day, he felt an entity's gaze on him.

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Kenji wasn't angry at the entity. He believes, that if it was malicious, it would already attack them. But it was simply watching. Kenji thought, that, maybe, the entity was a little ghost that were lost and got curious, so they decide to stick around.

Then Atsushi was asking if they feel entity's presence. Before Kenji can answer, Kunikida and President Fukuzawa answer before him. While Kunikida's answer was short, President Fukuzawa also noticed, that the entity feel like something from out of this world. Later, Katai adds to this, that it feels like entity were looking at them behind the screen.

Kenji still thought, that you were harmless. He believes that you have nothing to do with this bizarre situation.

And then time resets.

And Kenji, once again, in the warehouse, where Dazai proclaim he wants to make Atsushi a part of ADA. Both Dazai and Atsushi looked peaceful.

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When they start feeling your presence

🐄 Kenji was a little bit taken aback by time reset. But, it seems, his friends start feeling better. Atsushi was calm again, Dazai looked happier, Tanizaki siblings looked better.

🐄 Kenji still feel your presence. But still, he wasn't scared of you.

🐄 They don't have a proof that empty streets of Yokohama and current madness is your fault.

🐄 During Black Lizards' attack on ADA office, Kenji heard the voice.

"Kenji [||||||||] strong. He looked [|||||||||||||||] ray of sunshine"

🐄 After your words, Kenji feels like he was, once again, in his village on a warm and sunny day.

🐄 Kenji smiles. He knew that you are a good entity.

🐄 Soon Kunikida looks as confident as usual. He was talking about the entity with warmth in his voice.

🐄 Then Ranpo finished his investigation. And Yosano stop been always on edge.

"I finished the investigation. It seems, that our entity is a simple human. Like we are. They don't have ability. There are no abilities in their world. And they have no idea, that we can hear them."

🐄 Kenji was glad, that he was right and you aren't bad. But he wished, he hears your voice again.

🐄 And then, Atsushi and Kenji were investigating a car explosion.

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"Whether in a town or a village, whether toward a cow or a person… If you're sincere toward others, they'll respond in kind. That approach has yet to fail me."

Kenji heard the voice.

"sunshine boy" "adorable" "so kind"

"Kenji, I wish there were more people like you. Everyone need more kindness in their lives. I wish I have someone like you in my life."

Kenji feels like someone pet his hair.

[*In reality, you pet manga panel with Kenji on it.*]

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🐄 Kenji will think that it will be nice to see you in person. To become friends with you.

🐄 When President Fukuzawa and Boss Mori proclaim, that Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia will work together to find a way out of this world, Kenji will do his best to help everyone. He wanted to go to your world. To see the nature. To see you.

And then, one day, the purple moon shined above Yokohama.

When you installed BSD Mayoi Inu Kaikitan

🐄 Kenji's cards will have the highest attack.

"Go, Kenji, go! Let's clear this stage!"

"Your card skill works so good with Chuuya's"

"Kenji's Rainy Season card is so beautiful"

🐄 When BSD gang will gain access to the rest of your phone, Kenji (with Katai's help) will browse the Internet, looking at photos of nature and villages.

🐄 Kenji (with Katai's help) will recommend you videos about nature.

🐄 If you like watching documentaries, Kenji will accompany you.

🐄 Kenji is planning to create a small farm when they reach your world. So you can eat natural products.

🐄 He wants you to be healthy. You are his (future) friend. You are a human being. You deserve kindness.

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You finish watching a video about lotus flowers. It was beautiful and interesting.

You saw a notification from BSD Mayoi. You got another note in your Gift Box. A note from Kenji with some evolution materials attached to it.

"[Y/N], please, don't forget to go for a walk today. Get some sunlight. And don't forget to smile. Kenji Miyazawa"

You smile and, while getting ready for a walk, choose Kenji's card and pet his chibi sprite.

"Thanks for the advice, Kenji. I will go for a walk. And, of course, I will smile."

You didn't notice that Kenji's eyes light up.

[jalicefanficblog]

Squid game one with time out from frontman or the snake tattoo one from season 1? Maybe the child is not listening and has to stand in the corner or something?

A/N: Ty for the Request. Oh i like this one, and as i am re-watching Season 1 at the Moment, i think i do our dear Snake Tattoo Boy - alias Player 101 // Jang Deok-su  - first, if there is Intrest for this kind of Series, i am happy to write something like that for the Frontman as well :-) I hope you like what i made out of your Request

TW: Mention of drugs, weapons and violence, manipulation, hitting on the fingers and the fear of not being loved

That´s a damn time out for you!

"Appa!!!! Jae stole the doll! MEAN!"

You crossed your arms in front of your body and were about to call out loudly for your own Appa, like your playmate did and say how mean everything is.

Besides, that's not true!

You wanted to take turns playing with the doll and after your Appa's boss's daughter played with the doll for a really long time, it was now your turn.

It somehow backfired and you snatched the doll out of the other girl's hand and played with it.....the slightly older girl snatched the doll and her calls for her father were now mixed with the older girl's crying.

It wasn't unusual for you to meet up for play dates.

After all, your fathers work together, and it's only natural that children of the same age would be put in a room together to play…while the adults discuss important matters.

You don't understand the logic behind gun deals, drug deliveries, or blackmailing lower-level employees, but it's not unusual for you to know which closet drawer contains one of your father's many guns…sometimes when one of his friends is babysitting you at home…and they're not doing a good enough job, your father will intimidate them or fire a fake shot with the gun…when your father is really angry and his face turns red, he also likes to throw the ashtray at people standing around and uses a lot of no-no words.

"No fair! Jae play with dolls!" you reply stubbornly and when the other girl pushes you, you reach out with your right hand and hit her on the right upper arm, which causes a loud scream and moments later… causes chaos… even more than before.

The door opens and the mother of your playmate comes in, followed by your father's assistant…… mixed in the other girl's crying and the adult woman's comforting words… ended with you being blamed and the assistant being told to take you home… you made the other child sad and stole her toy and hit her without apologizing afterwards (you did not comply with the request to apologize even after urgent words from the adult mother and your father's assistant and you stubbornly shook your head).

"The boss will not like this… if you cause trouble with the big boss's daughter and start beef....you should get along and play nice...." your father's assistant said to you as you entered the house where you and your Appa live.

But you didn't care, you wanted to pout and be angry at the other girl and how unfair it was…even though she was such a great doll, that could even cry and pee in her diaper and you could feed her.

You wouldn't ever apologize and you also wanted to be comforted…after all, the other girl pushed you first and you just wanted to defend yourself…Appa taught you that if someone hits and pushes you first, you are allowed to defend yourself as his daughter.

After all, your name - Jae - means talented, wealth & riches. Maybe Appa was proud of his little Lizard for beign.....brave? Or at least stubborn?

To say that the Deok-su was angry is a lie. The criminal mafia/gang member was furious and towered over you like an animal waiting to pounce on its prey.

"You shouldn't cause me trouble and start a fight with the big boss's daughter!? Are you really that fucking stupid!"

You pouted a little more. You weren't stupid, you resisted and just wanted to play with the toy.

"Jae turn play with doll.... girl pushed first…Jae good girl!"

The fact that you didn't apologize when asked was mentioned quietly by the assistant who was standing in the background.

"Is that true?!"

The anger in your father's voice seemed to be even angrier.

"No no!" you said angrily and shook your head.

One of the house rules was , not to lie to Appa…but you didn't care right now…where was that…well done little lizard Appa is proud of you…or don't be sad, we'll go to the toy store tomorrow and you'll get a much better doll?

Instead of praise or caressing promises to make up for this meanness with a toy or a bedtime story and to spoil you a little… your father had a different reaction. A consequence for lying and the stress of starting with the Big Boss's daughter.

Before you could react, Deok-su grabbed your right hand and hit you on the fingers. The pain confused you for a moment and you tried to pull your hand back… but Deok-su held you by the wrist while his eyes flashed impulsively with anger.

"Damn brat! Don't lie to Appa! And as a consequence you'll be in time out!"

You bring out all the guns and alternate between angry exclamations and requests that Appa pick you up and say you're sorry… but Deok-su remained stubborn and dragged you behind him to the stairs that led up to the upper floor.

There you are placed on the bottom step of the stairs and with a jerky movement under the child Deok-su forces you to maintain eye contact.

"You are 3 years old Jae and it was 3 minutes, but you damn brat talk back and lie! Let's make it five, you have more than earned a damn time out. If you move your fucking ass off the steps or walk away from the stairs, Appa will get really angry and mad!" - growled your father and your lower lip trembled, tears welled up in your eyes as he lets go of your wrist and signals the assistant to go with him into the adjoining living room…..why does Appa leave you alone….what is this weird time out and why doesn't he come back? You don't like time out.

The fear that your father suddenly doesn't love you anymore creeps around your little body like a snake and the anger towards the other girl fades with every minute that drags on so painfully.

"Appa?" you called uncertainly and looked in the direction of the hallway where your father and his assistant had disappeared… no reaction… what… what if Appa never comes back? But you love him… and you don't want him to be angry and mad at you.

The tears run down your cheeks and a quiet, frightened cry leaves your throat… when there is no reaction. Fear and panic flow through your body and you would have loved to run up the stairs and seek affection and comforting words from Kang Sae-byeok, the older girl has been living with you for a while…..Apppa said she is something like…..your big sister for a while….you like Sae-byeok even if she is more taciturn or sometimes totally hot-tempered and angry when she comes back from work….she also works for your father but you don't know exactly what…..but tonight Sae-byeok isn't home….so the plan is off and……oh Appa is coming back.

Immediately you make grabby hands in his direction and sniff once, very sadly.

"Appa! Jae sorry, Jae sorry!" - you repeat as your father crouches down in front of you and looks at you coolly for a long moment.

"What exactly are you apologizing for?"

"Jae lied to Appa and was a bad girl…..not nice"

"Damn right!"

"Jae Sorry….lots lots….."

"Dry your tears….we're going to the Big Boss House now and you apologize to the girl personally for your behavior….even if it's true that she started a fight with the Big Boss's family….gets Appa in trouble! Jae doesn't want Appa to get in trouble, hm?" - your father spoke in a manipulative voice as he complied with your request and picked you up.

You don't notice the manipulative tone and how he pushes your own switches and levers to get what he wants. You just nod and take refuge in that hug and snuggle up to your father.

"Jae, say sorry…"

And that evening you learn that starting a fight with the Big Boss's family was not a good idea…it makes your father sad and if it happens again, it would get you another time out.

And you could have done without that.

Time outs were stupid.

THE END

[the-sky-queen]

So I have a silly little Sonic AU idea for you

The Biolizard merges with Sonic as a last ditch effort to defeat the heroes and it starts to go in it's favor, at first only for Sonic's friends to pull Sonic back in control.

And Sonic is now a fusion of the Biolizard and a hedgehog and the man is H U G E now

OOOO!!! Okay, this is a really cool idea! If the Biolizard can merge with the arc, why not with living things? Oh man, it's like a possession story line almost and I LOVE those.

Sonic just getting forced out of control and instead he's got this angry lizard rage monster parading around with his face. And this means Shadow's gonna have to fight him all by himself until the others can find a way to get through to Sonic! AND ALL WHILE THE ARK IS STILL HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH OH MY GOODNESS.

The Biolizard was pulling the Ark towards Earth, right? Does that imply it can . . . fly? Kinda? Does that mean once Sonic's back in control, he can just push the Ark back to a stable orbit and we don't need to worry about Shadow falling? Eh, even if I'm wrong, we can just say the fusion mutations gave Soniclizard wings an call it good.

WAIT A SECOND THE FUSION WOULD HAPPEN WHILE SONIC WAS SUPER SO WE'VE GOT SUPER SONICLIZARD ON OUR HANDS GUYS. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But also in the aftermath, being massive wouldn't be the only thing that Sonic would have to worry about. Biolizard is on life support which means Soniclizard has to deal with all of that too. :( Poor boy.

Imagine the Biolizard just becomes like Soniclizard's hulk form. If he gets too angry, the angry lizzard monster takes over and just starts wrecking things.

Thank you for the idea, anon, I shall have fun with this one. >:)

[attractthecrows]

There once were 3 brothers, who were the mortal sons of a god. The eldest was given the name Justice; he became a great king of men. The middle son was given the name Victory; he became a renowned hero, and succeeded at anything he set himself to. The youngest son was given the name Futility; divine gifts always come with a drawback.

The gifts of his brothers were many, and they were well-beloved. Futility had gifts, too; he was gifted with language, and could speak not only with men but also spirits and animals. He was gifted in understanding, conceptualizing, and creativity. But he was dogged by failure. He was young, feeble and weak, he could not hunt, and mortal men became very frustrated with him. Even his demigod brothers, while they loved him, had little patience for Futility.

The eldest brother felt that he needed to learn, to prove himself, and sent Futility away with a group of his subjects who wished to start a new village on an island. The village was beset with problems from the outset.

Futility discovered the local spirits, but they were offended by the encroachment and did not wish to speak to him. The villagers became upset that Futility was trying to speak to spirits while they were struggling with building shelter.

The villagers struggled to find food. Futility spoke to the small lizards that pestered the ants, and they told him the mortal men would never succeed with the way they were fumbling about; there was food aplenty for those with finesse and patience. The villagers became angry at the suggestion, and upset that Futility was talking to lizards while they struggled with farming and hunting.

The villagers became convinced they could not live on the island, and began to make preparations to leave. Futility was upset by this; he knew his brothers would mock him for yet another failure. He saw lush vegetation at the tops of the cliffs; he heard chattering birds speak of how wonderful and rich their lives were. He climbed the cliffs to try and find something that would convince the villagers that they could live on the island.

When they saw him, the villagers shouted in anger. This startled the birds, which burst into the air, knocking Futility from his grip. He fell, and did not move. "Finally," the villagers said, "he has done something useful; he has lessened our burden and we may travel faster without useless weight. Let us leave and tell the king of his fate." And so they left.

But Futility was the son of a god, and though he was wounded and unconscious, he did not die. The animals and spirits held a meeting to discuss what to do with him.

Some of the spirits wanted to push him into the sea; they were still angry at the villagers' disrespect. Some of the birds suggested they leave him to his fate; he had not meant to scare them, but they had no means to help him. The small animals and spirits he had spoken to asked for mercy on his behalf; he had been kind to them, protected them from the stomping feet and flung stones from the other villagers, had treated them with respect. "The trespassing humans did not like him, did not listen to him, and they are why he's hurt," the lizards argued, "they are the ones who scared the birds and disrespected the spirits, not him. We would help any of our own that had been hurt, and he treated us as his own kin; let us help him."

The lady of the water, the guardian spirit of the island, heard all of these suggestions, and looked at the wounded youth. The sea is merciless when need be, but nurturing. She was moved by the pleas of the small animals and island spirits, and the guileless face of the boy. She granted the lizards permission to help him, and told the angered spirits to wait and see how he responded; if he was disrespectful, they then could push him into the sea.

Futility awoke in a bed of green plants at the top of the cliff, covered in lizards, who told him of the villagers leaving and the meeting to decide his fate. The birds helped them carry him up here, they told him, and the spirits agreed to check their anger until he recovered. He thanked the lizards, he thanked the birds, and he thanked the spirits for their mercy. In time, he mourned the cruelty of the villagers he had only wanted to help.

As thanks, he helped any animals that became hurt, and taught them how to treat wounds with the plants they had only used as shelter or food. He helped them gather nuts and seeds that were difficult for those without hands. He sang with them at dawn. They accepted him as one of their own, and taught him to swim and to fish, to appreciate the bounty of the seas. He spoke to the animals of the water, and eventually befriended them, too. The lady of the water grew to love him as a son.

The villagers returned to the king with their story of failure. They told him that Futility was of no help at all, carousing with spirits and lizards while the people suffered, and fell from a cliff while they were stuggling to leave. The king was saddened, but could not punish them for leaving his brother behind; he was Justice, and it would not be right.

The middle brother, Victory, became incensed; though young and foolish, Futility was their baby brother, and he loved him. Justice would not let him direct his anger at the people, and so Victory set out to find his little brother and bring him home, confident that he would succeed as he always did.

After a time, Victory found the island. He saw Futility living among the animals, happier than he'd ever been with humanity. Victory told him of his quest to bring him back, and Futility refused, telling him of the acceptance he had finally found.

This angered Victory. He was determined to break the island's hold on Futility. They accepted him, he reasoned, only because they did not know of the calamity that followed Futility all his life. If they were warned, they would let him go.

He tried to speak to the animals, but they fled; they loved Futility for his gentle nature, and Victory was not gentle. So he turned to the guardian spirit, the lady of the water. He told her of his brother, the bad omen, the bringer of failure and disaster, and how he fouled everything he laid hands on. How it was inevitable; for he had the blood of a god and could no more deny his nature than she could deny her charge to protect her island. She was appalled. Though she loved the boy, she had to protect her charge, and Victory had convinced her that he was a threat.

It grieved her, but Victory succeeded in releasing the island's hold on Futility. The lady of the water revoked her protection, and Victory watched in horror as the wrathful spirits of the island cast his brother into the sea.

As he sank beneath the waves, Futility stopped fighting his nature. He had tasted happiness and acceptance - but he was Futility personified, and should have known it would not last. He closed his eyes and let the darkness take him.

Victory returned to his boat and circled the island, begging the sea to give his brother back. Victory had succeeded in removing his brother from the island's hold - but the sea is merciless even to the divine. Mourning, Victory began the long journey back to his home.

Futility woke on the seabed, among the sea creatures he'd befriended. They'd seen what Victory had done, and refused to give their friend to him. They mourned the betrayal, and beseeched the gods of the deep ocean to show kindness and accept him. When they heard of his kindness and the betrayal of his people and his brothers, the deep gods agreed. Futility shed his nature and his ties and became a spirit of the waves. He told his brother, Victory, who still mourned, of his fate, by splashing his face with the salt of tears, and letting him hear his laughter in the waves.

[vanderdeer]

if that anon stopped being weird for a minute and asked respectful questions, i'm sure people would actually love to give answers!! i know i would anyway. but yeesh, man...

anyway as another anon said, been a fan since the hatena days and i'm so glad you're still kickin, bud! trans guy solidarity 🤝

You're going to be my muse now for expressing the things I wanted to say to that anon

Here we go

Males exist because if we were all female, we'd be all exact clones of one another (a species of lizard called wiptails are all genetic clones of one another and are ALL female) and the reason why it's GOOD to have males is because they bring genetic diversity to our (and other) species. It's why Dolly the sheep was female, and why she was an exact clone of her mother

Testosterone can make healthy men more co-operative and easy to work with. This is because testosterone makes you more social and a drive to seek out high status

Testosterone can also make you more angry, I have felt this. But anger and frustration aren't evil emotions you were never meant to feel

Anger is a very important emotion. It's there so you can take action around your environment. I notice when I'm angry, I'm doing things to control my environment (cleaning). That anger then transforms into contentment and satisfaction

Testosterone has made me cry, panic and stress WAY LESS. when my T levels are low or I don't have any at the moment, I am way worse emotionally

It's also quite sad that because the patriarchy builds a specific kind of man (domineering, aggressive, emotionally withdrawn) that other men suffer as a result who can't fit that mold (myself included)

It's why I struggled so much transitioning in the first place. When I was 20 I realized I was trans, but I was so afraid of becoming an "evil man" or "not man enough" I didn't bother. It ate me alive inside. I cried myself to sleep wishing I didn't feel this way so many nights

But then once I realized I could be my OWN man, everything changed for me.

The first time I called myself a man, I was sitting on my bed, high as a motherfucker. I drew myself masculine and stared at it. I whispered to myself. "I'm a boy". I couldn't control the smile that spread across my face. "I'm a boy. I'm a boy! I'm a boy!!" I said over and over. I wrapped my arms around myself and hugged tightly saying it over and over again. It made me the happiest man I am today

[inkblot22]

I've recently had a Thought That Will Not Leave about a reader who was murdered in their world, wound up in TWST, but still bears the scar of their murder if that makes sense? Imagine being interrogated on where you got that wound, or having to hear from Crowley all the time about how he'll send you back home but you KNOW you CAN'T go back because you're Very Very Dead.

Okay, first of all, this is like my favorite thing. I don't know how to explain it, I just love creating death/near death scenarios?

Secondly, this is going to be LONG. Some of our boys are either too dense or too polite to say anything, so the placement of the scar has to change. Sorry about this taking so long, but since a few of them aren't as in-depth as I'd like, there may be a part 2.

TW for MC death, graphic discussion and depictions of violence, murder, scars, poison, knives, guns/bullets, large lizards, mention of drugs, a few tropey moments, the Leech twins and Rook because they freak me out and I know I'm not the only one, and also I get way too into a few of these scenarios.

~HEARTSLAYBUL~

You could still feel the blade burrowed in your throat. It was a sharp pain, something that was metallic on your tongue and forced your eyelids to stutter closed. You woke up here, and it took Ace pointing it out right after winter break for you to notice that you had a mark where the knife pierced you and poked out the other side of your neck. You barely had time to primp, and your collar mostly covered it, so you really had never paid it any mind.

You had to run to the bathroom at your next break, pulling your collar down slightly so you could see it: a thickened strip of skin, paler than the rest of your skintone by so many shades, with a darker echo tracing along the outer rim of the mark. 

Looking at it made you feel sick. You just couldn’t escape your fate at all, could you?

You stopped talking after you’d seen it. Your stomach hurt and your hands wouldn’t stop shaking. You lasted without any big problems until the unbirthday party when Riddle and Trey approached your table, one looking angry and the other looking concerned.

“Hey, Prefect,” Trey’s soft voice and calming smile plucked a chord inside you, something heavy and dull and sorrowful. “Are you doing okay?”

You began to weep. Loudly. You could feel the eyes looking in your direction, but the ones that burned the most were your friends. 

You could feel a steady hand on your arm, leading you up and away from the garden and inside the dorm. You accepted a handkerchief and sloppily wiped your face with it before attempting to speak.

“I’m so sorry-” 

“What the devil is the matter with you?” Riddle snarled. You knew he wasn’t really angry.

Before you could respond, Ace cut in, “If this is about me pointing out your funky scar, then I’m sorry, man. I didn’t mean to…” He trailed off, eyes flashing down to look at the scar again.

“Yeah.” You mumbled. There was a tense silence before you shifted to lean back in your chair, sighing, “Sorry about making a scene. I got killed.”

“What?” Deuce blurted out.

“Yeah,” you sniffled, “My, uh, my dad. He and I never really got along and we lived together and that just made it worse. He lost it one night, came home high as balls and did me in while I was pretending to be asleep.”

Everyone but Grim looked at you as if you’d sprouted a second head as you spoke. 

You giggled, stifled a second peal of laughter, and sighed again, “You know, after years and years of him threatening to kill me, you think I would have believed him at some point, right?”

“That’s not fucking funny.” Ace said.

“Watch your language!” Riddle barked, “You’re dead in your world.”

“Let’s not state the obvious,” You said, laughing a little before growing overly serious, “I just need to never go back. With the rate Crowley’s going, it’ll never happen, but still… still…”

“We can’t let that happen,” Cater said aloud for you, a winning smile on his face as he tapped his nails on the arm of the chaise lounge he was laid across, “Don’t worry, Prefect… we won’t let that happen.”

~SAVANNACLAW~

You sort of just smelled. It wasn’t necessarily a bad smell, but you smelled like blood, which wasn’t good either. 

You could notice it, faint scent on your clothes, in your sweat. Grim never stopped complaining about it, but you figured it was stronger for him anyways. If a day went by where you didn’t hear him referring to you as “the walking wound” or “blood-bag” after not getting his way, you’d be worried about his wellbeing. But it was just another part of life until Leona’s rude ass had to say something to you about it. 

You and Grim had been tasked with interviewing Leona for something or other, probably something about his brother, but the minute you exhaled to gear up to begin your questions, he interrupted. 

“I know I call you a herbivore, but you don’t need to overcompensate for that by eating so much raw meat. Cut back on the iron.”

“What?”

“You always stink like a fresh kill. It’s distracting.”

“Oh. That’s not because of my diet. Pay attention, I’ve got some questions for you.” You proceeded with your interview, foolishly assuming that Leona would have dropped the matter entirely. 

He did the opposite. You seemed to have forgotten that Leona was a strategic planner, every bit of information turned into a bargaining chip or other method of gaining dirt in trade for gold.

Which is why your hidey-hole in the locker room after a joined PE class was darkened by three shadows.

“They’re changing, Leona. This is not the time.” Jack yanked Leona back by the arm, inciting a staring match.

“Ah, hello, prefect!” Ruggie said, ignoring the scene behind him in favor of sidling next to you on the bench as you tugged on a fresh pair of socks, “Did you hurt yourself during Vargas’ ‘special training’?”

You sighed, “No. He just had me running laps again… like last time.”

Leona broke away from Jack’s hold and sat on your other side. Jack very obviously stifled a noise of disbelief when you looked over at where he was standing.

Your attention was dragged back to Leona when he flicked your ear, “So, why do you smell like blood today?”

“You mean all the time?” You stuffed your sweaty, blood-reeking gym clothes into the plastic bag you used for your clothes during class, “Ruggie, do you mind if I tag along when you wash the rest of your clothes today?”

“Of course not,” He snickered, “You do smell like blood, though.”

“I know.” You buttoned your shirt the rest of the way down and snatched your tie from under Ruggie’s hand, “It’s not my fault I’m dead.”

There was a pause, a little longer than a normal one, before Jack growled out a low, “What are you talking about?”

You shrugged, “My sister-in-law tried to poison my sibling, but, uh… we had traded plates because the food on my original plate was touching. Maybe ten minutes into dinner, I couldn’t breathe and all I could taste was blood? And then I woke up in a coffin. Believe me, though, if I could stop smelling like blood, I would. Isn’t that right, Grimmy-wimmy?”

Grim straightened from his drooling and panting and stomped a back paw, “Shut up! I told you not to call me that, you lowly servant of a blood-blister!”

“See? Not even a human anymore.”

“So is that why you excuse yourself whenever Crowley talks about you going home?” Jack asked.

“Yeah. There’s nothing to go back to. Pretty sure I’m sleeping in a pine box in my world. So I don’t need to go back, and I really don’t need all of you constantly reminding me that I smell."

If you could count Leona’s calculating gaze as admonished, then you would. All of them looked at least a little put off by that. Maybe they'd stop fucking bothering you about it.

~OCTAVINELLE~

One of the first instances where Azul and Jade deemed it safe enough for you to be left alone with Floyd, he immediately closed the distance and pressed his finger against that dot on your forehead.

“What’d you do, Shrimpy? Try to kiss a squid?”

“Why- no, Floyd, that’s not-”

“Looks like it. What kind of squid was it?” He prodded, pinching the skin of your forehead so it would warp the spot. 

“Floyd, stop it. I didn’t try to kiss a squid.”

Azul and Jade walked back in, still mumbling between themselves.

Floyd, unsurprisingly, didn’t let up. He let go of your forehead, only to grab your face with one big hand, “You can’t lie to me, dummy. You even smell like blood-”

You shoved him away with all your strength, “It’s not from a stupid fucking fish, Floyd. My best friend and I were playing with her uncle’s stuff and she found a gun. We didn’t think it was loaded and- and-” You burst into sobs, nearly tearless. “All I can think of is how bad she has to feel!”

“So would you go back if you could, prefect?” Jade asked.

“Fuck no.” You sniffled, “My head’s blown off in my world. There’s nothing for me there.”

"Gee. Sorry, Shrimpy."

~SCARABIA~

Your fingertips were blue-violet. All the time. Beyond that, your skin was always mottled with raspberry-toned splotches, but still, Kalim and Jamil invited you to dinner, along with Grim. 

It was delicious, as always. You carefully watched as Jamil tested the food for poison, then began to eat.

“Prefect, may I ask you a question?” Kalim murmured. His tone felt strange, more demanding than curious. You’d often seen the side of him that was playful and easygoing, but you seldom saw the heir to a powerful family.

You blinked and sat straighter, “Yeah?”

“Are you anemic or is someone poisoning you?”

You faltered for the barest moment, then laughed, “Uh, ha… funny story, actually. I did get poisoned, just not here.”

“Did you drink coconut juice?”

“Oh- no, I didn’t… I couldn’t. My doctor- I was bedridden in a hospital and my doctor was obsessed with saving me, but he also needed something to save. I think it was the sugar packets? Or the teabags, or something. He put something in my food. The last thing I heard was some conjecture about heavy metal poisoning.”

Jamil slowly rose from his seat and grabbed your hand, turning it over in his own, “Well, they were right. Looks like you were fed cadmium and mercury. What a shame.”

“So how do we fix it?” Kalim asked, looking to Jamil.

“I don’t think you can fix death.” Jamil returned to his seat, gray eyes flicking over to yours, “Can we?”

“Yeah. Unfortunately, you can’t fix death. My time has long since passed, too. I’m in dry rot back in my world.” You giggled, “I’m basically a zombie!”

Jamil did not look amused, but you got a chuckle from Kalim.

~POMEFIORE~

Not to say that Rook was a bad person, but you were constantly on edge around him. This wasn’t unusual for a lot of students, but it was special, in your case. 

Rook’s affinity and fondness for the bow reminded you of a lot. It reminded you of the look of glee on the hunter’s face and the panic flooding your veins. Whenever you saw Rook, your adrenaline spiked and you could barely breathe. 

Of course it was just your luck that you ran out of clean clothes and detergent. Vil had this thing against anyone looking disheveled, so last time he caught you in public after you’d had nothing but bad luck and the washer in Ramshackle broke, he made a promise to you. You could use Pomefiore’s amenities and detergents and soaps or whatever so long as it would keep you from looking a mess. 

You cried in front of him that day. He cared more than Crowley. You got lucky, too. They invited you to dinner after your laundry was finished, and you had two mouths to feed, so of course you accepted and dragged Grim along. 

“Would you also mind trying on some clothes while you’re here? I have spare items that I’m looking to get rid of.” Vil asked while you loaded your clothes and a few of Grim’s ribbons in.

“Sure.”

“Well, come along, then. Rook is still working on dinner,” Vil turned on his heel and you trailed behind him, Grim following you.

Vil respectfully waited on the other side of a privacy screen as you tried on a few shirts, exiting in a particular low backed one.

You did a short spin, awkwardly posing, "I haven't seen you wear this one."

Vil didn't say anything. He stood up, walked over, and spun you around so he could look at your back.

You felt his cold fingers trace three lines, heard him take in a sharp breath, and then he shoved you away and turned around.

"I'll ask him to leave you alone. If I had known he had done that to you, then I wouldn't have been inviting you over as often… But he wouldn't have usually done this sort of thing…" He mumbled.

"Vil? What are you talking about?"

"The marks. They're shaped like arrowheads."

"Oh. Good luck. I don't know the guy who did this to me."

"What?"

You shrugged, "I got kidnapped and monologued at like I was in some cheap horror film. I'm not the victor, obviously, since the hunter won."

"So… Those are not from Rook?"

You nodded, "Yeah, they're not."

~IGNIHYDE~

“You have to be cheating- you have to be- NO!” You howled into your headset and slumped in your new chair, “Idiaaaaaa why?

“All you have to do is git gud,” He responded, a laugh in his tone.

“You should go easy on them, big brother.”

“Ortho, you’re not helping. I wanna win because I won, not because Mr. Hothead went easy on me.”

“Heh.” Idia snorted, “Okay, you ready?”

“Yeah!” You and Ortho cheered in unison.

Your birthday, something of which you had never thought you’d see again, had passed with Idia giving you his old gaming setup, including his old PC. He wanted to build a new one, he said. 

You nearly had a meltdown when this happened. Every day, you were faced with your mortality in the form of a large splotch on the left side of your head. Not your face, the whole side of your head. It sort of came down to a point that was peppered across your nose and cheeks, like spray paint in a few shades lighter than your natural tone. 

So, no. You didn’t think you’d have another birthday. But it came, and your two friends were there to spend it with you, albeit virtually in one case. 

Ortho sat next to you, wide chartreuse eyes occasionally flicking to look at you. You were known for your mood swings and pounding migraines ever since you woke up in that coffin with Grim trying to take your clothes. Grim was sith Idia, gorging himself on sweets. You heaved a sigh, but Idia cut off your thoughts.

“So did you think something bad was gonna happen today?”

“What do you mean?” You noticed his avatar dart into a nearby pavilion, “I hate this map.”

“We can change it.” Idia amended, “After this round. When Ortho showed up, you seemed really scared, almost like you were going to cry. Is it because of whatever’s going on with your head?”

“Oh, like the headaches and the big ugly scar? Yeah. I guess it’s because of what happened?”

Idia’s avatar stopped moving and you braced yourself, but the question didn’t come from him. 

“Prefect. What happened before you came here?”

“Oh… I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, really. Got an ax to the skull. I didn’t see who did it, I was facing the other way, talking to some little kid, trying to help him find his parents.” You sighed, “Traumatizing shit, unless it was the kid’s parents who did me in. I won’t get to know.”

You heard Idia whistle and the combat sequence began when you caught his in-game avatar. As he proceeded to beat you down, you heard some machinery within Ortho whir.

“You’re deceased in your own world. This is a second chance for you.”

“Yeah.” You hissed at your low health, then smiled at Ortho, “It really is.”

~DIASOMNIA~

The minute Malleus noticed the mark on your hand, he politely averted his eyes. Lilia and Silver were gently bantering as the two of you read. Sebek demanded to “stand guard,” although considering that he was trying to protect one of the most powerful mages in the world, you couldn’t help but consider him a little wacky. 

Your opinion of Sebek soured further when he strolled up and grabbed your wrist, “What is this?”

“What?”

“These scars. What are they from?”

“Do you know what a komodo dragon is?”

“Yes.” Malleus said, “Do they exist in your world as well?”

You nodded, “I was on a… walk, let’s say. One of them bit me and I bled out.”

“Why wasn’t anyone else there to help you?” Lilia pondered.

You smiled at Silver, face down on the table, then shrugged and turned back to your book.

“Sometimes you have to be alone. I wasn’t careful, and then I died. Simple enough.”

Malleus nodded, “The next time you decide to go for a walk, call upon my name. I will accompany you.”

You smiled wider, “Oh? Thanks, I guess.”

[rowinablx]

Hell of an Evolution: Black Out Days

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Chapter warnings: Experimentation mention

Stiles decided that he hated school, with or without his fellow mutants with him. It didn't help that they had a good couple years ahead of him here.

Lydia was popular, Kira was in the lacrosse team with Jackson and Liam, Theo apparently spent more time in detention than actual classes, Scott was nice but kind of an idiot, Danny was liked by everybody, Erica hated everybody and Vernon Boyd was a gentle giant.

Sure enough, Talia Hale had sent in paperwork saying that Stiles had some type of skin condition and hated people touching him without his consent, so he was in the clear and able to skip gym and swim lessons.

So that was cool at least.

"What's up?" Theo plopped down next to Stiles at lunch, putting his legs on the table. Stiles looked unimpressed. "I hate this" "We all do" Theo took Stiles' warm soda and blew in it, cooling it instantly.

"That's so cool, pun intended"

"Yeah, Liam's my opposite, he can control fire but he can't create it, we were destined to be together"

"No we're not" Liam and the rest of the mutants sat down. Theo stared at him for a moment before slamming his hands over his chest and falling down

"Theo!" Scott yelled exasperated. "You wound me Dunbar" Theo dropped ice on his hair and brushed it off. Liam giggled a bit. "Do I have something in my hair?"

"You're ridiculous"

"So what's with our babysitter? He's kind of a dick" Stiles muttered. Scott spat out his water violently, Danny gave him a look and Jackson winced.

"What?" "He was gonna have to know sooner or later" Lydia said. Danny sighed. "Talia is Derek's mom and that's about all he knows, he was kidnapped when he was a teenager and experimented on"

"Shit" "Yeah, they coated his entire skeleton in this really rare metal, adamantium, the trauma caused his memories to snap or he was brainwashed? We don't know"

"He's my cousin too" Jackson muttered.

"So he trains us to control our powers so we don't get caught like he did"

"What're his powers?" "He's got wolf shit, super hearing, super smell, wolf eyes when he's angry, metal claws" Theo said.

"Guys shut up, we've broken two rules that we have so we can go to this school in the first place. No discussing Derek because he's still legally missing and no discussing powers" Lydia hissed. Everyone made various noises of complaints and stopped

-------

"Get in and shut up I'm not in the mood" Derek muttered. "Aww you missed us" Erica teased. "Sit down and shut up"

Stiles held back a laugh. "Reminder that we're doing a quick power test when we get home" Derek said. Jackson turned off his watch and the lizard boy Stiles met returned.

Danny smiled fondly at his friend.

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"Just do whatever I don't really care" Derek led the teens to the backyard and sat down, cracking his knuckles.

Erica shifted into a cat and ran around a bit, Boyd lifted whatever he could with zero visible effort. Jackson crawled up the mansion walls. "That's so cool" Stiles grinned.

Lydia meditated, lefting herself in the air. "Lydia's a telepath" Her roommate Kira told him. "So him your tricks" Scott grinned like a dope.

Kira clenched her fist, a katana of purple energy formed around her wrist and glowed. "I'm a telepath too and can create psy weapons" She shrugged like it wasn't a big deal.

Scott took off his glasses and closed his eyes. "Someone turn me around to the trees?" Lydia did so without even opening her eyes or moving

Scott opened his eyes, a brust of red energy exploded from his eyes and sliced a tree in half. He clenched his eyes shut and put his glasses back on. "Concussive blasts" Kira explained to a dumbstruck Stiles.

Danny whistled, a glass of water shattering nearby. Liam turned on his lighter, a ball of flame moving to his other hand. He extinguished it, looking embarrassed.

Theo coated his hand in ice and grinned. "You're turn new kid" "I don't know" Stiles hugged himself. "Who here has a high pain tolerance?"

Theo raised his hand. Stiles winced and took off a glove. "Why is he shaking?" Jackson asked. "Shh!"

Stiles touched Theo's hand with a finger, the other teen immediately groaned in pain and collapsed.

Derek sat up, suddenly interested. Stiles let out a breath of cold air from his lungs and shivered. "I run cold, should've said that" Theo shook his head, coming back to.

"You can mimic powers" Lydia set herself down and looked scared. "Temporality" Stiles shrugged.

"It still makes you dangerous" Derek said. "You'll be lucky if we even let you see your father again" Stiles clenched his jaw.

"You can't tell me what to do!" "Oh I can, because you're a walking death sentence!" "Says the guy who got his bones coated with metal!"

Danny threw his hands in the air. "Who told him?!" Derek glared. Nobody answered. He growled, eyes turning blue. "You don't know anything about me kid, stay away from me"

Stiles smacked himself on the head. Great now he pissed off the bus driver

[malachite-iiarie]

In honor of my 2 year old DnD campaign ending next week here’s a mega list of our out of context quotes from this game

She wanted to be a princess, so I made her a puntable object

Wrong sack lesbian!

THE BOSS MUSIC HAS STARTED SO ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE

I am the god of literature. You’re dick is in me. Please take it out

Go white boi go

Your tits will wither of brain power

“I’m not a therapist-“ “You’re a DM it’s the same thing”

It smells like death, boiling piss and shame

THERE’S NOWHERE FOR ME TO STICK MY DICK

We worked on rebuilding the town, now called SEBASTIAN and set out to find the town's mayor, Bitch Boy, a mate as we headed to Koft.

How the fuck am I supposed to be a sugar mommy if I can’t get the wire deposit through?

Combat is officially over, I am not counting the angry turtle

I just fell asleep, I didn’t see the penis, pLeAsE

I rented out the bottom floor of the inn and had an impressive 16 person orgy that night while Aven looked for a collapsible bucket to sleep in.

Why do I exist, probably because two lizards decided to bone

I still owe that tabaxi a blowjob

I’m a Pomeranian with aids, roll to fuck the horse

Have you ever seen a horse fuck a Pomeranian

Is it performance or animal handling?

We traveled to the Temple of the Rider of the Storms, Goddess of Tempests, and I enjoyed a night with the holy bros who lived there.

THEY have ACCOUNTANTS

(Holds up gun) It flashes and bangs, just like my ex wife

I have fought many things in my life, but eating a mimic, hearing a man have sex with a horse, and then eating Sabaton’s dick is a new kind of fight.

destruction is gender neutral

Let’s make this bitch squirt…-blood

Roll to seduce the fucking closet since you want to go deeper

A weird man approached Ansiel today with a large box of some kind and called him emperor. I have decided not to look into this too much as I have been promised my future brothels will be able to go international.

I should make a note that I have had consensual horse sex before

“Why does it have a horn? Is it some kind of horny horse” “YES”

I’ll fuck the gate, how bigs the keyhole

[twistedminutia]

Heyyo, saw the ask about the Twst x SCP, specifically how they react to the story of SCP. Like, I do wonder how they react to lore apocalyptic stories like When Day Breaks (cuz damn that's a world I will never want to live, aka the Sun decided to be angry). Or the more existential one like SCP-3001 (Red Reality), or SCP-3300 (The Rain). Or the more wholesome ones, like SCP-999 (The Tickle Monster), SCP-348 (A Gift from Dad), and SCP-2295 (The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork).

Also, a bit of a correction, SCP Foundation are more morally gray than evil. If I were to look at the organization in the SCP Universe, there are some organization that are just... Evil. Also, it might differ from tales (stories in the SCP Foundation), or universe. I think it can showcase via SCP-1730 (What Happened to Site 13), which is an epic read, unless you prefer to hear it in audio, recommend SCP Archives (can be found on YouTube or Spotify (or any other streaming apps))

I do think our boys would have a similar reaction to a lot of the SCP stories as we would, though I think it would be interesting if they had some ideas of objects that could do something similar. I think it would be very funny to sic the tickle monster on some of our boys as well... I wonder if Malleus would be unsettled by any of the depictions of the monsters that can't be killed or would be impossible for him to affect with his magic, like the Hard to Destroy Lizard or The Rain. Maybe it'd be genuinely scary for him!

I also wonder how our two apocalypse boys (Idia and Malleus) would respond to apocalyptic stories. They'd probably not like it because it's not the apocalypse they want, TBH. And the When Dawn Breaks universe is so scary. Vil would just be horrified by the people melting together thing. He doesn't want to be melted, and especially not melted to a bunch of potatoes!

I know the SCP Foundation is technically more morally gray, but they are a VERY dark shade of gray. They definitely feed a lot of prisoners into the jaws of death without a lot of remorse... I get why they're doing it, but it's not always necessary. I've listened to a couple of SCP audios before, but not recently. Maybe I should get back into it for the holiday spirit.

[caughtupindrama]

*The List* (1 of 2)

Current list of musicals I've listened to and/or seen!!

* = seen live (includes high school productions, amateur theatre, etc.) ^ = seen a recording/movie musical version & = listened to multiple recordings or demos !! = performed in (partially or fully)!! ! = was otherwise involved in a production favourites are in colour <3

Hamilton * Death Note Falsettos ^& (March of the Falsettos + Falsettoland) Be More Chill & SpongeBob Squarepants: The Musical *&!! Little Shop of Horrors *& Book of Mormon *^ Mean Girls ^ In Trousers ^& Avenue Q ^& Everybody's Talking About Jamie Heathers *^&!! Nine ^ The Lightning Thief & Dear Evan Hansen ^ Matilda ^& Spring Awakening *^&!! Junie B. Jones Frozen *^ The Little Mermaid *! Six *& Hairspray ! Adrian Mole Legally Blonde ^& Chess Starlight Express & Emojiland Hadestown Bright Star * Wicked Sophia, Our Beloved 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee * Frankenstein Cats * Charlie and the Chocolate Factory La Cage Aux Folles & Addams Family Mary Poppins ^!! Beetlejuice &!! Aladdin ^ Bare: A Pop Opera The Theory of Relativity Little Miss Perfect Curtains !! Lizard Boy Hedwig and the Angry Inch Treasure Island Co-Op Jagged Little Pill A Year With Frog and Toad * The Prom ^& Newsies *^ Carousel & Camelot & Oklahoma 21 Chump Street ^ Ordinary Days Shrek the Musical !! Bat Boy *! The Sound of Music * A Strange Loop *& Crazy for You Chicago * Goosebumps The Musical: Phantom of the Auditorium Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 Fancy Nancy: The Musical Come From Away Amélie & The Mad Ones 3hree Island Song Snoopy!!! / The World According to Snoopy & Drag: The Musical Flat Stanley Dear Edwina Guys and Dolls * A New Brain Beauty and the Beast *^ Wuthering Heights Meet Me in St. Louis * The Fantasticks [title of show] Cabaret *& John & Jen Les Misérables * The Great British Bake Off Musical Into the Woods *& KPOP Shucked Kimberly Akimbo The Lion King Bend it Like Beckham Footballers' Wives Dog Man: The Musical Hats! The In-Between In Transit A Chorus Line The Golden Apple The Love Note She Loves Me Octet Preludes Candide The Music Man Linie 1 Mamma Mia! ^ In the Heights The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Oh Captain! 13 Waitress & Ushers Rats! Spamilton Weird Romance & Juliet You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown * A Very Potter Musical ^ Ride the Cyclone The Three Billy Goats Gruff The Wedding Singer Babes in Toyland Urinetown Dear Pen Pal Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown Finding Nemo Blues in the Night Unfortunate Sole Mates Operation Mincemeat * The Three Little Pigs Anastasia The Phantom of the Opera *^& Arf! Back to the Future: The Musical * Pellets, Cherries, and Lies Rocky Horror Picture Show ^ A Little Night Music * Sunday in the Park with George Pretty Woman: The Musical Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street & Carrie Fun Home Hello Again Kinky Boots The Full Monty A Man of No Importance The Producers Jesus Christ Superstar 36 Questions ^ The Little Big Things * Jersey Boys * My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?) The Dolls of New Albion Band Geeks The Band's Visit Wait Wait Don't Kill Me Diary of a Wimpy Kid Groundhog Day Anything Goes* Technically: A Musical * Footloose * The Trail to Oregon ^ tick... tick... BOOM! * Epic: The Troy Saga Leap Day Grease * Duolingo On Ice Nunsense Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! Pinkalicious Parade * How to Dance in Ohio Tootsie Something Rotten! !! Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York) * The Last 5 Years Next to Normal Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story Wuthering Heights Supernatural: The Musical The Pajama Game Kiss Me Kate * Babies * Knuffle Bunny: A Cautionary Musical Mad Libs Live! Lyme Disease: The Musical Your Lie in April * Lempicka [continuation]

[blubushie]

90 and 50?

50: What made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

Any time my dad brings up that 20-car pileup where 500 something people died I get the shits. It's the funniest fucken thing. And it's literally only funny in the context of my family specifically.

Basically, my nan was watching the news with my dad and Grandpa when she heard about a pileup on the highway. It was a three-car pileup during a blizzard and the CHP showed up and started getting people out of cars. At first it was 3 dead. But then they found someone else smooshed in the back seat, so it became four. Then another car got involved cuz they didn't see anyone through the storm, and it killed two more people in another car.

And any time Granny got an update on more people dying, she'd get annoyed about the CHP's inability to prevent people dying. So my dad and Grandpa started taking the piss and when they got the news that a fifth car had struck the pileup, they joked that now the death toll was something like twenty people. And they kept adding more and more people to the death toll to fuck with her until it was about 20 cars and 500 something people what'd died.

It was funny cuz she got so irrationally angry about it. Not at the people dying, but specifically because "You can't fit that many people in a sedan! What are they, clowns?" And the image of police just pulling clown body after clown body from a tiny little clown car in the middle of a blizzard until they've got 40 dead clowns lined up on the side of the highway cacks me up something fierce. They've still got their clown shoes on...

90: Luckiest mistake?

When I was 5-6 I played Little League baseball with the Pine Gap kids. We didn't have pitchers yet, on account of being six years old, so we had batting tees instead kids would hit the ball off of. Since we didn't have pitchers nobody knew I was a good pitcher yet, so I was an outfielder. And I was always bored, cuz I liked hitting the ball, or throwing it, but I wasn't allowed to throw it. And the kids could never swing the bat to hit the ball all the way into the outfield, so the fun always happened in the infield. Which made me a very very bored 6 year old who for a long time was convinced I just didn't like baseball.

Anyway, I'm in the outfield doing what 6 year old boys do--trying to catch lizards, cuz it's spring--when my dad yells from the stands to catch the ball. And I was confused, cuz I didn't see a ball, and I couldn't really hear what he was saying anyway, but I know it's his voice and I look over and he's got his arm up and his fingers curled like they're in a baseball glove. So I mimic that and put my arm up the same way while looking at him. And something slams hard into my fist.

So I caught the ball nobody expected me to catch, and I caught it without looking at it. So that was cool. And I really liked baseball after that. But I asked to be made an infielder so I could be involved more, so they made me a shortstop. And then I stopped playing baseball when I turned 10 cuz our field got flooded, so I learnt to ride horses instead. I didn't come back to baseball until I was 14 and by then it was softball cuz I wasn't allowed to play on the boy's team cuz I wasn't considered male enough. But then I got kicked off that team. And I went back to baseball at 15! And I played baseball at all my schools up until 17, which is when I joined my high school choir.

Point is I couldn't repeat that shit again by accident if I tried. But it made me feel like a little hero cuz I got that kid out and we were able to get one more run in at the next inning to win the game. :]

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[firefaerie81]

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And this is what kills this episode for me. Every other time, Lion-O throws down his sword or changes tactics as soon as hostages are involved. Callously disregarding his brother's life, even if he's angry, feels forced.

Remember just last episode when Lion-O was all "how could you abandon your own brother" when they were watching that memory? That episode was a big turning point for Tygra, but Lion-O has backslid HARD into jackassery.

And it's SO uncharacteristically cruel of him that Cheetara just stops everything. This is not the king she's sworn to protect, and if this is how he's going to be, she's not going to coddle him anymore. And if he's going to ACT like everything is a choice between him and Tygra, she's going to throw that right back at him.

This SHOULD be the moment where Lion-O realizes how much of a jackass he's being - about to let his brother DIE - but it's not.

Luckily for all of them, Lion-O's failure of character in this moment is not the end, and the cavalry has arrived.

And he makes his triumphant debut with a perfected Gum-Gum Rocket!

Oh boy, that is NOT the conversation that needs to be had right now! And I do get that Panthro doesn't know what just went down and they're not in the mood to get into it, but narratively, "we'll get the bad guys back next time" is not a fitting coda.

Lion-O just almost let Tygra die over a petty squabble. And our last shot is the three of them just standing there in the aftermath of that messed up turn of events. Maybe it's supposed to hilight how the big issue hasn't been resolved, but it's kind of not going to be, so it's just a big what the hell.

There's a definite sense that Lion-O is the asshole here, because he IS, but with an ending like that it's unclear what we're supposed to do with that or what THEY'RE going to do with it. The episode just kind of stops, and we'll see he didn't internalize this screwup like he usually does.

At the risk of getting ahead of myself, the best way I can put it is that the emotions this episode puts forward will be resolved, but Lion-O's actual behavior is just kind of forgotten, and that's what bugs me. I can clearly see that it's supposed to be part of his arc, trying to learn better even as he screws up more, but he almost let his brother die and it's never addressed, let alone the nasty way he treated Cheetara.

This episode is such a weird experience because it contains one of my favorite character beats for Lion-O as well as some of the worst of Lion-O in the whole show. Reminding us that the lizards are people is really good! Throwing a tantrum about not getting the girl is really bad!

I like Lion-O. He's my idealistic diamond in the rough. He's got his flaws, but this episode goes really hard on the flaws, and I'm not sold on the way they're handled.

A lot of this episode was setting up things to be continued or resolved later. Thankfully, we don't have to wait long on this front, because the next two episodes are specifically dedicated to Lion-O getting his head out of his ass. See you then.

[voidsentprinces]

I continue poorly explain ffxiv

Welcome back to Final Fantasy XIV or as I like to call it Fantasia Character Rotissiere. Last time we fought secondary dragon satan who possessed the unwashed elf boy that is Estinyan. Saved our baby boy’s sister from being assassinated by Identity Fraud and his gang of back up dancers and watched our one true boy Papalymo sacrifice himself to stop another calamity. So naturally Spike from Buffy the Vampire shows up and convinces us to activate an alien super weapon to break our boy’s sealing spell and we’re like SIGN US THE FUCK UP! So naturally after that happens a new war begins between the Eorzean Alliance and the Garlic Jr. Empire cause Garlic died last time and there was a civil war but we didn’t see it. All you need to know is Blond Alan Rickman is now the Emperor and his right hand man is...still probably on those floating islands safe and sound and is still very much alive because I unlocked Aurum Vale for roulette and I am unlocking nothing else that is essential to progress that isn’t MSQ. Where was I? Oh yes, Ala Mhigo which lies somewhere between the Red Wood Forest and Death Valley. Whose people are subjigated by the Garlic Empire. The time has come to free them and by free them I mean get told off by the local populace fight an angry scottish woman and then get one shot by Rocky from the Horror Picture show if he was ten feet tall and carried a golf bag of SWORDS! So many swords he probably swipes left if you’re not at least metallic and SHARP! But enough about that, Al Pacino has the bright idea that in order to free Ala Mhigo we first must free Doma who is under the same rule as Ala Mhigo working with the same exact problems Ala Mhigo does but I am sure this will turn out just find. So after black mailing Captain Elf Sparrow, we send Al Pacino where he belongs. Into a ghost graveyard and we leave his ass there because now its time to arrive at Kugane, where we’ll attempt to climb a tower for five minutes, get pissed by invisible collision boxes, log out and swear we’ll never play this stupid fucking game ever again. But the game knows you’ll be back, YOU’LL BE BACK! So we start up Genshin Imp--hahaha fuck no, log the fuck back in we got a catfish to punch, an old samurai to save, and the lost Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle to save all while running away from the POLICE! And what better way to evade arrest than to flee the fucking country so out into the Ruby Sea we go, which is controlled by the Confederacy. Don’t worry its not the racist one its the pirating one. But I hope you like swimming because you’ll be doggy paddling back and forth between these small islands for about 2 hours before we are hooked up with DIVING! So come visit the Ruby Sea. We got manta rays, grotesque demon walruses, an armored turtle with a giant fuck off sword and getting STEPPED ON by an angry woman who I am 20% spends half her scene time smoking opium. Don’t worry though despite the Garlic Empire being a big problem they’re not so much a big problem that you and the Scooby Gang can’t handle them. In fact we can handle them so well we only get our asses kicked by the giant top heavy Ken doll ONE more time before we’re allowed into the LIZARD KINGDOM. Where reptiles roam the earth and every single one of them want to kill you. So like Heracles we have to do a bunch of tasks to win their trusts like breaking into their sacred holy ground and stealing their parrow, picking unwater sea kress, and talking to Sadu Dotharl the baddest motherfucker this side of the Hildibrand questline. Seriously if you ever wished you could be a crater on the ground, this woman will GRANT THAT FUCKING WISH! Sorry where was I. Oh yeah, after descrating their holy ground we are invited to a blood contest to choose their next leader so naturally falls to you and your first decree is maybe show up to class when the Garlics are ready to rumble. Cause if you don’t well...this entire trip was completely utterly useless. Lets just blow up the castle and call it a day--actually we kind really do just blow up the castle in the process of freeing Doma. Who knew the only thing you needed to do to win a revolutionary war was raise up an army of dragon people and causing FLOOD DAMAGE to the Historical District. Don’t think too much about it because now that we’ve TOTALLY freed Doma from the iron fist of the Garlics its time to go back to Ala Mhigo...despite there...still be an entire empire out there that will definitely reinforce their lost territory but don’t worry about it. They don’t seem the type to just level an entire territory on at the slightest scent of revolution anywhere else...right? Anyway after crossing the sea and remember Alphinaud exists, we return to Ala Mhigo with none of the Doman army to back us up and we...actually do very well. We run into Braveheart again but its alright she just pisses off the snake people and summons a GIANT WOMAN TO ENSLAVE US WHEN WE SLEEP! So after knocking that one out of the park. Rock the Ken Doll arrives and decides he likes us blowing up buildings so much he’s going to give Fordola a cannon. And blow us to kingdom come...and thus ends our life in Final Fantasy XI--I am fucking kidding Estinien comes back and ONE SHOTS A FUCKING CANNON! If you think that sounds dumb, it isn’t it is the most awesome thing ever. Imagine watching a War Documentary where after the battle of Gettsyberg, the ghost of George Washington juiced up on the blood of Satan got into fist fight with a tank and WON! It is EXACTLY as awesome as I just described and will be taking no criticism at this time because after a wardrobe change for Yda definitely Yda, she is definitely Yda don’t worry about it she would Lyse to you now would she? We go to the Lochs. Where we take in the sights, get caught by border patrol, beat the Guinness World Record for longest breath ever held, listen to a soldier talk about getting the BEST head ever before killing him and his comrades and facing off against a woman I am surprise isn’t wearing 20 belts and using some healing crystals to give her a migraine. All in the name of saving Krile who will DEFINITELY give us black mail material so we can hold Alphinaud hostage. Sorry, I meant we’re going with Alphinaud to fight a bunch of Samurai wolves and if you think that sounds awesome, you’re kind of fucking right. After punching them so hard PETA is probably going to ram a jeep into my front room, we kick open the door, fight through the streets of another castle and whoa would you look at that Doma finally shows up to give us aerial support...like...at the last fucking minute seriously we re-capture 99.9% and Doma comes in acting like its 0.01% is going to get us the A+ on the project. Anyway, all you really need to know is Ken turned into a DRAGON and we fight on a convinently placed platform in the sky before he kills himself and we play the National Anthem....seriously what the fuck did I just pl