#ouat Guinevere

[chess-blackmyre]

Okay, both times you guys have guessed correctly, so I’ve upped the difficulty a little bit with this one. So! People who have never watched Once Upon a Time (or haven’t watched it in a long time) which of these things am I lying about?

[historicalreusedcostumes]

This brown leather costume is worn Two times in Once Upon a Time, First worn on Cassidy Freeman as Jack In Tiny (2013) and later worn on Joana Metrass as Guinevere in The Broken Kingdom (2015)

[ninxszenik]

oh arthur is a MANIPULATOR and a FRAUD!!!!

[ouatreusedcostumes]

This blue dress is worn two times in Once Upon a Time, First worn on Rachel Shelley as Milah in Manhattan (2013) and later worn on Joana Metrass as Queen Guinevere in The Broken Kingdom (2015)

[likehandlingroses]

OUAT Rewatch 5x04 - The Broken Kingdom

Don’t you understand? You have to make a choice. Stop trying to mend that sword, or your marriage - and your kingdom - will be broken forever.

[alannacouture]

Even the most delicate of roses can draw blood 🥀

[stabbyapologist]

Now in his castle, you understand that Prince Charming

And Bluebeard

...are the same man. So say you can live like this. Say you love him. Say thank you. Say anything but the truth. What if you can't love him back?

"Bluebeard's Castle"

[daisymintt]

[Gwaine and Gwen trapped in a back room of a tavern]

Gwaine: We could always crack open a bottle of ale. If you thought it would help.

Gwen: I’m pregnant, remember?

Gwaine: [disappointed] Oh yeah.

[ouatsnark]

Saw a post a long time ago, and this might sound crazy/fake but I swear it said that what King Arthur used to keep Guinevere married to him (the flowers? They showed a lot of flowers) was how Robin and Killian got Regina and Emma to love them....

And I was very confused and still am VERY confused.

It was on Tumblr (but I don't have the post because It was before I discovered this blog, might even be before I even made a blog it was that long ago.

I just thought it was ridiculous because the flowers weren't even the same ones and even if the flowers were somehow affecting who was with who, how would it be Robin or Killian's fault?

And how exactly would it explain their relationships pre and post Camelot?

Sorry I'm VERY salty about this now that I remember it.

Oh. My. Word.

The leaps of logic that fandom uses just to ship their toxic ass friendship is just insane.

Full disclosure: I don't remember much about Guinevere.... but I thought it was some kind of dust that Arthur used to keep Guinevere with him? The same stuff Guinevere was gonna use on the sword? I am pretty sure a flower didn't factor into this.

So yeah, argument null and void on all grounds due to complete lack of media literacy on the part of whatever SQer came up with this.

[warriorprincesstramp]

leroy was like snow white we're gonna be by your side no matter what you won't be alone this time!!! and then immediately tried to run away from storybrooke LOL

[chess-blackmyre]

Arthur: I’m sure you’re wondering why I went through all of this, why I abandoned my home and duty just to kill Merlin.

Mim: Oh, ‘cause your wife wants to fuck Lancelot.

[livvyofthelake]

i wish there were gay people in the fantasy genre and by this i mean i wish we could bring back early 2000s high fantasy and add gay people. and until this happens i guess i just have to keep pretending heath ledger a knights tale is a lesbian.

[emmasaviorswan]

when A hesitantly traces the bottom of B's lips before they say fuck it and smash their lips together(am I sending you a prompt as a starter for our world travelers duo aka Henry and Gwen? Yep you pick who's who)

(okeydokey 😊 thank you!)

Henry hesitantly traced Gwen's lips. He couldn't resist any longer. Fuck it, he thought and crashed his lips against hers, pulling her close as he did so.

[auroras-and-daydreams]

I'm watching the FNAF movie, and idk why but Elizabeth Lail is giving Princess Anna energy in her role as Vanessa

[ouatreusedcostumes]

This brown leather costume is worn Two times in Once Upon a Time, First worn on Cassidy Freeman as Jack In Tiny (2013) and later worn on Joana Metrass as Guinevere in The Broken Kingdom (2015)

[rainbowstargazerlilies]

Mechs Ships Tournament Final Round

This is the final round. If any ties occur, there will not be a tiebreaker. Whichever ship(s) win this poll win the tournament. Propaganda is under the cut.

Propaganda:

Polymechs And Lyf:

I like poly ship's and Lyf is my blorbo of the month. I also think they deserve all the love in the world and the mechs could provide it. Also have you SEEN the angst polymechs + Lyf fics?? Where no one knows they are immortal yet and they die??? Everyone's so heartbroken and then usually them coming back is fucked up n painful and gjrhfkdhkf its so good.

tbi that track with the mechs (expert testimony?)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46044082

#polymechs + lyf is the superior mechs ship#you can zoom in on any of your favorite mech ships or just everybody at once it's unlimited (tags via @rocksanddeadflowers)

Guys I have the perfect polymechs + lyf propaganda (via @moons-br)

Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot:

that one post where its like theyre the us government but if it actually did whst it said it did. three different people of equal power keeping each other in check. also they aLMOST SAVED THE STATION WITH THE POWEROF LOVE [Pollrunner's note: post here]

POLYAMORY

I just love them a lot and blood and whiskey is so good and ”maybe just this once there could be a happy ending” makes me cry every time 

blood and whistey

the track where they decide

Nastya/Aurora:

So perfect and immaculate that they’re **canon** and I love them so much <3333

them <3

lesbian machines. thats it.

They're girlfriends!!!!

Lebabin

Funniest line in OUAT(IS)

what if your girlfriend was the ship of theseus and you were a princess who got revolutioned and love just wasn't enough in the end. what then.

them <3

https://themechanisms.com/fiction/ghost-in-the-machine/ (via @wormsontoast)

Violinspector:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37936555/chapters/94742191

violinspector (the stars claim them)

The Stars Claim 'Em 

yoyr fanfic idk i thought this was funny [Poll runner's note: I'm the author of The Stars Claim Them.]

it slaps. that’s all

no thoughts. only them.