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okay one bone that I have to pick with the tlt fandom is the headcanoning of Harrow as being a constant energy drink/black coffee drinker because in Harrow the Ninth she canonically says she doesn't like strong flavors and that as a child even warm water with lemon in it was too strong for her. I think a monster energy would kill Harrow the way people on here like to joke about a dorito killing a medieval peasant
#she's the type to just raw dog the day with no coffee or energy drinks no matter how exhausted she is#probably makes fun of Gideon for needing caffeine#The locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus
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This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back
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I cannot relate to people who dislike female characters for “being manipulative.” She’s literally creative problem solving before your eyes. She’s literally just using her words. Maybe the other blorbos should be less pawn-like for her beautiful hands hmm
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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem
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Can you read any writing system that isn't the Latin alphabet?
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maybe my favorite roll of the night
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In case anyone was curious, Gideon was Stefanie Scott with cherry red hair and Harrow was Jenna Ortega
I had a dream that Gideon the Ninth was adapted into a movie, but they made Gideon and Harrow black widow-esque Girl Bosses™️ and I think that was a nightmare actually
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keep liking my posts and we gonna end up in a mossy forest picking out cool rocks together
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#i used ro be able to bur i havent practiced since high school#given enough time i probably could again but itd take a bit
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I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than telling God my worst sin and him not believing me because it was so terrible he didn’t think it was possible
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I had a dream that Gideon the Ninth was adapted into a movie, but they made Gideon and Harrow black widow-esque Girl Bosses™️ and I think that was a nightmare actually
#gideon had long hair and both wore IG makeup instead if the skull paint#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth
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Save me warm toned lit windows of tenement blocks on a winters evening save me
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur
Can we run away together
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