#otherwise i'll randomly pick

[nosaintz]

i  feel  like  my  girls  are  a  lil  neglected  so  hit  the  heart  for  a  short  starter  based  on  something  from  your  wishlist 

[darabeatha]

  /  What if this was strictly (from my end) a very simple dialogue starter call- (pls do specify if not im skipping 😳👉👈 )

muse list for ref! : Constantine XI (rider) ; Ashwatthama (archer) ; Vlad III (slighty canon div) ; Jason (saber) ; Camazotz (temp. assassin) ; Odysseus (rider) ; Daybit (crypter) ; Tezcatlipoca (grand assassin) ; Charlemagne (saber) Moctezuma II (Avenger) ; Caeneus (lancer) ; Oberon ( - ) ; Medb (rider) ; morgan le fay (berserker) ; kukulkán ( - ) ; tlaloc (pretender)

[warriorsandladies]

Am here lurking

Starter call for any and all the muses i have on here

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil, I just wanted to say that I just graduated highschool and it was thanks to Good Omens.

It was on my book list for the speaking finals in literature (it's 20 books we picked and read during the 4 years of highschool), and honestly the only book I knew I could talk about for 15 minutes.

When I had a break between finals my literature teacher appeared and asked me what book I know the most about, and when I mentioned Good Omens she told me what number it was for me (we randomly select a card with a number facing down) and it was n.20

She also mentioned that my classmate who went in before me also happened to pick n.20, and that I need to know some historical context and other authors of the time (which I did). My big advantage was that none of the teachers present read the book, so if I happened to say something wrong they wouldn't be able to tell.

When it was time for me to go pick a card, I noticed that n.20 was still facing up (from when my classmate picked it) the teacher also noticed it and quickly added it to the rest of the cards and shuffled them around, but I was laser focused on watching the card I wanted because my final very much depended on it.

And I picked it.

The other teachers laughted about it, saying that I must gamble or play cups in my free time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pick the correct one.

I ended up getting all A's and I'll be graduating with honors

Thank you and Terry for writing Good Omens, the only book I knew I could yap about for long enough to reach an A.

Hurrah!! Well done.

[nyoomerr]

Luo Binghe Shimeji (Extended Version!)

a couple years ago, riladoo created an adorable binghe shime! he could be picked up and tossed around your computer screens, climb around on all your windows, multiply, and all the other cute things that come in the standard base shimeji set.

more recently, i reached out to riladoo with a commission request - more action sets for binghe! over the past couple months, riladoo has worked hard to make some adorable binghe art, and i've updated all the source code and config files to accommodate the new actions! 🎉

the extended action set includes: - a 'sit and eat' idle action - two 'head patting' actions when the mouse hovers over him - a 'fall and cry' action for when he falls from tall heights - a 'land nicely' action for when you place him down gently

the original binghe shime listing on riladoo's gumroad has been updated to have all these new actions, so go grab him now!! he's free / pay what you want! 🥰

i've put more details about the new action sets + general shimeji setup tips below the cut, but otherwise -- LET THE BINGHE COMPUTER INFECTION COMMENCE !!

**these extended actions only work on windows, not mac. sorry ;w; the original shime set has a mac version, though!

Extended Action Set Details

when you download the files from riladoo, you're looking for the .zip file labeled "Updated Shime code" !

sit and eat this is an idle action that will trigger randomly the same as any other idle action. if you want to trigger it manually, you can right click the shime -> 'set behavior' -> 'sit and eat'

head pats these are 'stay' actions that will trigger automatically when you hover your mouse over the shime. i recommend hovering your mouse over his head for maximum head-pat-effectiveness! unfortunately, this action won't play if the shime is actively climbing a wall/ceiling - maybe in the future this can be extended further, but for now there are only head patting actions for sitting and standing poses :>

falling variations (crying / default / land nicely) there are now a total of 3 'falling' actions. to see the 'fall and cry' action, allow binghe to fall from the top half of your monitor. to see the standard/original 'fall and trip' action, allow binghe to fall from the low-mid range portion of your monitor. to see the 'land nicely' action, gently place binghe down at the bottom of your monitor. this means you're rewarded for catching binghe when he falls off a window - if you catch him and set him down, he lands nicely, but if you let him fall normally, he'll start crying!! 🥰

Shimeji Installation Tips

if you've never had a shimeji before - don't worry, they're super easy to install! i recommend following this video tutorial created by the person who originally created the source code for shimeji. you can skip the parts about downloading the shimeji itself - you'll get that from riladoo's website :>

if you install everything but opening the shimeji executable does nothing, download jarfix to resolve this issue.

if you follow the tutorial and update the 'interactive windows' but the shime still doesn't stand/climb on the specified windows, restart your computer to resolve this issue. alternatively, make sure you don't have any 'unexpected' monitors plugged in - a friend of mine had their shime constantly falling down through their monitor onto their screen drawpad, which was confusing until it got figured out!

if you are on mac instead of windows.... i am so sorry i actually have no idea how to help 🙇‍♂️ the original/default binghe shimeji set DOES have a mac os folder in with the downloads, but i've never tested it (don't use mac), and even if it works, it won't include the extended actions (i didn't build an executable for mac with the new code).

More Questions???

feel free to hit me up! in the replies of this post / through DMs / send an ask - whatever is best for you. i'll tag any asks i get about the shime with #binghe shime chronicles so they get archived nicely. i got very familiar with all the source code / config files to get this lil guy set up with his extended actions, so hopefully i can answer any questions you have! 💪😤

that's all!! i am so happy w how the new actions turned out - the art riladoo did for them is SO cute! - and i hope y'all will be, too!

[fullmetaldevil-blog]

Phantom Bazelgeuse

"A variant never before sighted in the New World until just recently, hunters have reported hearing the rattling of scales that sounds strangely like cackling laughter before this variant joins the fray much to the horror of the occupied hunter. Otherwise silent in flight, Phantom Bazelgeuse will dramatically announce its presence and continue to harass the Hunter until otherwise chased off or slain. Very few specimens have been spotted, let alone hunted, giving more credence to its "Phantom" status among researchers."

(Description and name provided by my twin sister)

This MF always picks the worst time to pop up like a certain inconvenient ghost. However, when I actually need him, I have to call his name 3 times for him to show up. Bazelgeuse is mostly an inconvenience when out on a hunt or on the field randomly. Even more of a pain in my carcass when it's seething Bazelgeuse. Boy, you stay on your end if the map and I'll be on mine. No random carpet bombing me.

[haleswallows]

I’ve Been the Forest and the Fire (and the Witness Watching It) DC x DP Dead on Main (Jason Todd/Danny Fenton) Teen Soulmates AU

Chapter 2!

Teaser:

"This is bullshit."

His soulmate turns around at the sound of his voice. Freezes. He looks tired and scrungly and of course. Because the universe hates Jason, so of course the asshole is also in the class he's taking for his Maths Gen-Ed credit.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Jason stands over him. "Aren't you supposed to be really good at math, or something? Why are you in an intro level class?"

His eyes are huge. "I don't test well and did bad on the placement exam."

"Great," Jason seethes. A twisting in his gut makes him feel like he's about to throw up. The soul bond demands proximity with his 'other half'. Chronically contrarian, Jason fights the instinct and the rising nausea before giving in. He slides into the desk next to his soulmate. The discomfort immediately eases. "Fucking fantastic."

There's attempts at a conversation. Jason ignores it in favor of getting himself settled. Pulls a copy of the list of accommodations he'll need that the Student Affairs Office helped him put together. Subtly scopes the room - for exits, and the best desk for when he brings Ace.

Ignores the put-out expression, the longing looks coming from his right.

Thankfully, the professor focuses on reviewing the syllabus only. And assigns a set of problems. What sort of jerk assigns homework on the first day?

Students scramble for the exit as soon as the dismissal comes. Asshole looks like he has something to say, but Jason just… he can't. Refuses. Before he gets subjected to what the fuck ever the asshole thinks he needs to say, Jason snags the professor.

He's vaguely aware of his soulmate lingering, and then eventually leaving. His gut clenches and his hands shake.

•○●○•

Jason stops in his tracks. The asshole looks at him. Jason glares back.

He's in Jason's literature course too.

"Whoa, 'scuse me," another student mumbles, side-stepping around Jason and his cane where he's standing stock-still in the doorway. Fuck.

OK. Fine. He has two classes with the piece of shit. Jason's dealt with worse.

He doesn't sit next to him, finding a seat in the second row and near the door. It's strategic. Less walking, a better view of the board. There'll be more room in the aisle for Ace when he starts bringing him. Jason stakes his claim - this'll be his desk for the semester.

The asshole can sit in the back like a delinquent. Jason doesn't care. He can't see him from here anyway.

The professor - mid-30s, bearded, Southern accent - makes them do an ice-breaker game. Jason wants to die.

Professor 'Just call me Justin' holds up a bag of Jolly Ranchers, directs them to take one and pass the bag down the line. Jason fiddles with the wrapper of his 'cherry' (it doesn't taste like cherry, he can't be convinced otherwise) while the bag makes its journey, and Justin makes an odd list on the board.

Grape for a favorite poem, Blue Raspberry for a pet's name, Lime for best vacation, Watermelon for 'what you wanted to be when you grew up', and Cherry for favorite food.

"Alright, everyone got a candy?" Justin claps the chalk dust from his hands. "Great, I'll start. I'm Justin," the class titters. Yes, they know. "Lime! So, I taught English in Japan for four years. My favorite vacation was to some traditional hot springs in Osaka. Next…. you!"

The random student pointed to blushes. "Oh! Uh, Karmine. Blue, my family's dog is named Cesar."

"Hi, Karmine! Pick your victim."

She shrinks a little, points randomly. It goes on like that - name, flavor, stupid random fact. It's dumb. There's cringing and some laughs at the stupid pet names. Then someone - Samir, Jason now knows - points to him.

As if he isn't a local celebrity that's had his photo in every newspaper multiple times since he was 12. And that tabloids theorize about his relationship with Bruce, or why Bruce is 'ashamed of him' as a cripple.

"Jason, chili dogs from Dave's stand." In between the pitying looks, a few nod knowingly. Locals, then. He ignores the smattering of whispers, no doubt picking up on theory crafting about him where Vicki Vale left off.

He taps the desk of the guy next to him. And away it goes, another name, flavor, and answer.

Jason's tapped out, vaguely listening but mostly only keeping track of who hasn't gone. It's background noise, all he wants is to talk to the professor and go the fuck home. When —.

"Danny. Uh, watermelon. I wanted to be an astronaut." The asshole smiles shyly, then ducks his head and rubs the back of his head.

Gross. Jason knows his name now. He frowns and the asshole — Danny — sees it, the smile dropping off his face.

Gross. He turns forward, Danny pointing to one of the few remaining people. It's hard to breathe and the wrapper of the Jolly Rancher is sticky when he unwraps it. Pops it in it his mouth.

Gross. Fake cherry.

[voirs-fortunes]

Ah, right. That was why I logged into this website today.

I'm doing a promotion. Reblog this post with a yes or no question about the future, and I will look into the future for you to tell you the answer, for free.

This promotion is subject to end at any time.

//if you want a specific answer, put it in your tags or send me a dm. otherwise i'll pick semi-randomly

[bubblespalace]

(😷: sensitive topic)

What would be the reaction of the Sakamaki brothers when they themselves discover that their partner has an eating disorder?

P.S.: I wanted to ask, what is a Moodboard? I can't figure out what it is hehe 🥲

Bubble: Hi, love! Nice to see you again! First off, I heavily relate to this request. So I'll actually be doing you one better and making a reaction for each Sakamaki with headcannons attached. This is a special ask because I have deep connection with it 💕

And a moodboard is basically a collection of aesthetic images with a prompt! 😉 💕

TW

"Why are you so worried about this? Tell me the truth, because whatever reason you give me won't be valid anyway."

🎻-I honestly think this would worry Shuu. He's kinda used to women chasing him and trying to entice him with their looks. So finding out that you actually don't think you're attractive, to the point where you stop eating, will confuse him.

🎻-To help, I actually think he'll be one of the healthiest of the boys in dealing with this with you. He'll probably either encourage you to eat or make sure you're not over doing it. He might even offer some kind of a reward for doing the healthy thing here. Like hearing him play the violin.

🎻-Overall, one of the best to have in this situation.

"Oh? Well, I shall be trying my best to guide you towards the right path, my dear. My lady shouldn't be in an unhealthy place on my watch."

🧪-So Reiji might have a less gentle approach at first. He'd probably be strict, making you sit down and eat a certain portion at certain times to get you on a schedule. And he would probably pull out the whip when you do something unhealthy as a result of this disorder.

🧪- But when he notices he isn't helping, he'd probably try something gentle. Or at least gently for him. I can see him doing some of the same things Shu does, rewarding and all. He'd probably try to buy you clothes that make you feel good about yourself too, if the eating disorder affects your body image.

🧪 He'd be a little kinder. Maybe her wouldn't point out anything food or body related, even during a punishment. Reiji would love his S/O, so he wouldn't be that mean.

"Well, jeez, chichinashi. No wonder you got no boobs... That was a joke! But hey... You should know besides being titless, I do like you. I deserve the best after all!"

🏀-Meet the worst boy to have in this situation. (You thought I was gonna say Kanato- Hahaha!) Honestly, Ayato will probably be okay still. Just not the best. He would offer you something all the time, whether it be popcorn, chips, or whatever. He'd probably even offer you some takoyaki, just a bit.

🏀 He'd also randomly do something in public like grab you around the waist turn you around and kiss you to show how hot he finds you, of your body image ties in with the disorder. He'd try to make you feel desired.

🏀-But he'll still be calling you chichinashi.

"What? Dolly, why? I picked you to be my doll. Therefore I do find you deserving of quite a lot. Do you doubt me? Come here, please eat some sweets with me."

🍭-I am gonna project what I want here because I love Kanato so much, and I have an eating disorder so don't mind me. Okay, Kanato would actually be another one of the best to have during this situation. Due to his relationship with food, particularly sweets, I think he'd want to get this silly idea out of your head.

🍭-He's going to sit you down all the time, have you eat with him. And he's going to tell you what a beautiful doll you are like this, satiated, not hungry. If you don't listen and don't eat, he'd throw a tantrum and maybe forcefeed you.

🍭-But he'll be treating you well if you accept his help. He's going to make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world. And if you ever start to think overwise, or start to think he wants you thinner or thicker, he'll be telling you otherwise.

"Huh? Bitch-chan, but why? I don't understand. Could you explain, please. I'm quite serious about this."

🎩-Laito will have you eating happily without a thought in the world after some time if this disorder ties into body image. Both in public and private, he will be worshipping your body. Not even in an NSFW way all the time. Sometimes it will just be soft, sweet touches around your waist or thighs.

🎩-The good thing about Laito is he really isn't picky when it comes to looks. He truly believes everyone is beautiful and will make you feel that way. If it is a disorder that doesn't tie into body image, he will be making sure you are eating right. You'll definitely see a more realistic side of emotion in him during this time.

🎩-Another good boy to have here.

"Whoa, why? Did I make you feel this way?"

🌹-First thing Subaru will think is it's something he did. He'd probably not believe you if you say it's not because of him too. Eventually he's going to be trying to help too. Making sure you're at least eating something sustainable a day. He feels the need to make sure you're okay.

🌹-If it gets better for you, first thing Subaru is going to do is breathe a breath of relief. He loves you, although being tsundere as hell, and would just die if this disorder got worse.

🌹 He'll also give little compliments here and there, but will turn into a blushing, stuttering mess right after and deny to anyone he ever said it.

[restinslices]

Could you do the Earthrealm champions being invited by GN!reader to dance with them in a video?

If you need song ideas for this request, I got you covered:

Bet y’all ain’t know I like K-pop. Expect the unexpected. My internet is being dumb asf and I cannot add gifs so you’re getting dumb pictures I found on Pinterest

Johnny Cage

“I’m a star sweetheart, I don’t have time for silly videos”

*Proceeds to dance with passion*

Johnny cannot take shit seriously so if you think he’d be too proud to do a little dance for a video, you’re smoking 

He probably wears something way over the top for the video as if he’s actually performing for a crowd 

I don’t think Johnny is a natural dancer but he makes do. He probably practices to make sure he doesn’t look stupid and you’ll have to record the video multiple times until he’s satisfied 

“I don’t like that one or that one or that one or-” “I’m gonna find a new partner. Oh my gosh”

Honestly I think he has more fun than you

“I think I should add ‘dancer’ to my lists of talents”

He probably asks to do it again

Idk if I see Johnny being into K-pop but the interest would start here and spiral 

I also feel like he enjoys dances from girl groups more than boy groups. I once again don’t know why I think this way but it makes sense in my head 

Likes more simple dances. It keeps the focus on his pretty face and outfits 

“I think I’d be fantastic in a girl group” “Ok Johnny”

It’s giving “nurse! He’s out again!”

He has a new hyperfixation now. I hope you’re proud of yourself 

Favorite thing to dance to is Cupid by Fifty Fifty 

Kenshi Takahashi 

Only does it because you asked him to, and even then he doesn’t really want to 

He doesn’t hate dancing but he just doesn’t do it 

Considering he escaped from the Yakuza, him being in a video with you isn’t the best idea. You can call him paranoid. He calls himself careful. 

When he finally agrees, he's wearing the most obnoxious get up; hoodie, sweatpants, a hat, glasses, a mask and gloves. It's so no one can know who he is, but who in the Yakuza is randomly watching dance videos?

He won't change his mind though and wears it all.

You have to do an easy dance otherwise he'll sweat himself to death 

I don't see him going out of his way to do it again. It was alright to him. He's not big on dancing so learning a dance then doing it wasn't the best way to spend his time. Also he was extremely sweaty so he's not tryna do it again 

He will if you ask, but he won't bring it up first 

He's trying to not be noticed but people can't help but notice him 

I feel like he favors boy groups only slightly. Favorite thing to dance to is Still 24K by 24K but only the chorus because once again, sweat and heat. And YES I picked 24K because I'm never letting their name die. I miss them 

Kung Lao

“I have better things to do, like training new recruits at the Academy” “If you're too scared of me dancing better than you, just say that”

He learns the dance that night 

He's competitive so what's supposed to be a sweet couples thing, turns serious 

Wants to do a hard dance just to prove how great he is even if it's stupid 

Legit is angrily typing “hard kpop dances” and picking one at random 

He has you ask the audience to comment who danced better or do a poll

If he wins, he's ecstatic and wants to continue showing off. If he loses, he's bitter. The vote was rigged. Real “Stop the count!” type shit 

If he loses he wants to do it again so he can do better. He legit can't let it go. The problem is he keeps diving into hard ass dances and refuses to start simple 

You have to pry his hands off the keyboard and help him pick something simple 

Once he stops being stubborn then you two can actually have fun. Dancing can become a regular thing, but he's gonna keep making it a challenge 

In his eyes, he always wins 

Idk if he has a preference for boy or girl groups. I'll say his favorite thing to dance to is Monster by Exo because I feel like he'd want to do Chanyeol's jump 

Raiden

I think he'd be shy at first. Super Shy if you will 

He doesn't wanna fuck it up, yk? After being told it's not that deep and it's just for fun, he agrees 

Besides Johnny, he's probably having the most fun. I feel like he enjoys spending time with the people he cares about and this is doing just that 

Wants to do it again because it's spending time with you and it makes you happy 

Before I even end this, he's a girl group stan and I'm standing on it

Idk why but I think he'd like 4Minute and I'm not changing my mind. He'd be bummed they're not together anymore 

Honestly, his favorite groups have probably all disbanded or are on hiatus. He's not having a good time 

“I like 4Minute” “disbanded” “2NE1?” “disbanded” “Miss A?” “disbanded” “CLC?” “I don't think they're disbanded but they're doing their own thing” “I hate my life”

I just feel like he'd have bad luck 

Dancing becomes a new hobby though. He can't always be getting rid of threats. 

Mainly does it with you 

His favorite thing to dance to is Whatcha Doin’ Today by 4Minute. Honestly I can see that being his favorite song which is a real shame cause I think his favorite would be Jihyun and she got like, one line (I'm projecting)

Liu Kang 

Big problem with your plan. He has glowing eyes and shades hardly dull them. How's he gonna hide that? 

With TWO pairs of shades of course 

I think he'd be reluctant to make the video because his existence isn't supposed to be known by random people 

He'd be willing to dance with you alone, he's just not sure about the video and he won't be sure until you come up with a good idea that'll get rid of that problem 

You can post it on your close friends though. They make sense 

I feel like he'd like dancing to some random ass unknown group from the 80s or 90s. Who even are these people?

He did watch as civilization grew so he's seen tons of groups form and disband so I guess it's not surprising he knows smaller groups. 

Idk if he'd have a preference for boy groups or girl groups. If it's good music, it's good music 

I don't think it'd become a new hobby for him. He's not reluctant about it like Kenshi, it just doesn't interest him as much as you'd like 

He makes it known he's doing this for you. Not in an asshole way, but in a “I really like when you're happy” type of way 

I'm NOT looking up old ass groups just for this so imma say his favorite thing to dance to is Kard in general. Why? Idk. I’m spreading an agenda

I wanna write more MK1 intros but I’m brain empty. I’m miserable This was also short. My bad anon. Everyone has around 230 words

[kimtaegis]

This Christmas I'd like to share my love for this community by doing a little Xmas Gift Giving! I prepared some little presents that I would love to exchange for just one simple thing:

Send me an ask or make a post tagging me (#annietrack) in which you give a person that's part of armyblr the love they deserve. Whether it be you telling them how much they brightened your year, if there was a post of them that made you especially happy, what you wish for them for 2024, it's completely up to you; you can even gift them something, like a gif(set) or any other kind of art!

Of all the people who participate I will randomly choose five people that will receive some little presents from me. The presents are

🌙 1x Jimin's Photofolio with all inclusions ❄️ 1x 2 official photocards of your choice from my small pool of pc's that I would've sold otherwise (all in great condition) + lots of freebies 🎁 3x one bts gifset of your choice from me; it can be anything you want (yes, also a huge compilation if you'd like!)

Christmas at Annie's (I'm laughing writing this) will end on Taehyung's birthday, 12am KST on Saturday 30th December 2023. I will announce who will receive the gifts on Sunday, 7th January 2024 and will then contact the persons privately as well.

I kindly ask for you to follow me and reblog this post if you participate (reblogging just to spread the celebration is very welcome)!

For some more (important) info, please read below!

Lots of love,

Annie

I will cover all costs to get the first two presents to you (worldwide).

If you're only interested in one or two of these gifts, just put the respective emoji somewhere in your ask or in the tags! If there're no emojis, your name will come in all three selection pools (but please note: you will only receive one present max. I will randomly pick names in the pool order: Photofolio, photocards, gifsets. e.g. If you receive the photofolio, I'll take your name out of the other two pools. I hope this makes sense, if not, let me know!).

Since a lot of you like to keep yourselves anonymously/ might be too shy to express their love for someone openly, I would like to offer the option of sending asks on anon as well. In this case, please think of a unique pseudonym (no emojis please) which I can add to the participants' list(s). If you get chosen to receive a gift, please contact me on anon again, telling me your username so we can talk about everything else. I will keep your identity a secret, I promise.

Please please please tag or otherwise make clear who your ask or post is dedicated to so I can make sure they'll see it!!

I will start shipping out the presents the following week after the announcement!

Lastly, here are pictures of the Photofolio and the photocard pool for your consideration (I apologise for the quality of the pc photo; it's already dark as I'm uploading this)

[plantyberry]

Cloudcuckoolander Tally Part 5: Chapters 1-5, 1-5-2 and 1-5-3: the Time Bubble incident, or, 'My Magic 8-Ball is on the fritz!'

The upcoming sections are understandably lighter on cuckoo content, so I'll fuse them together in the interest of saving space. Once again, this is not a guide, just a tally of where the cuckoo points are at.

Chapter 1-5

When going to Adrian's apartment: -I howl at the moon. Someone has to do it, right? +1 Cuckoo --I wonder if we can get a whole buffalo delivered to us? +1 Cuckoo

If you aren't staying at Adrian's for the night and don't have the vice of Wrath: -Randomly burst out singing a rousing rendition of 'Strangers in the Night' +1 Cuckoo

The Hellhound's here! I slowly edge behind Adrian and hide in his shadow. -I didn't leave my apartment on fire, did I? I always forget +1 Cuckoo

Merlin to the Rescue (If vice isn't Greed): -"I knew it! Magic really does exist!" My tone's oddly gleeful considering the circumstances. +1 Cuckoo

When Running away (If fear isn't Darkness): -If we jumped into the wall of darkness would it be like deep sea diving? Or maybe like venting yourself into space? +1 Cuckoo

If trying to help Merlin fight (And Adrian carries you away…) -"Unhand me, you nefarious varmint!" +1 Cuckoo

In front of your apartment (If fear isn't Darkness) -"No, we can still do this! We can avoid the streets by jumping from rooftop to rooftop!" +1 Cuckoo

Chapter 1-5-2

Climbing up the stairs: -Bat Powers, Activate! Echolocation, goooo! +1 Cuckoo

If staying on the second floor -Random thought, I wonder if glow sticks would still work here? +1 Cuckoo

If headed toward the seventh floor and Adrian is with you: -Alas, we're headed in the wrong way for me to surf down the banister. +1 Cuckoo

When talking to Adrian about Silent Hill (and not noping out of the topic / ignorant of it) -"Whoo! I'm going to get an autograph from Pyramid Head in that case!" +1 Cuckoo

When talking to a non-antagonistic Adrian -What was that thing in the street? --"I need a picture of that thing. Otherwise no one will ever believe us." ---I'm still just considering the logistics of taking a selfie here. +1 Cuckoo -What is with those walls of darkness? --I burst out singing "Hello Darkness, My Old Friend…" +1 Cuckoo

When discussing Merlin: -(either mute or having a silence score over 15) It seems that Adrian has a dire feather allergy. +1 Cuckoo -I see… you have a dire feather allergy, don't you?" +1 Cuckoo

Hand holding: -Suddenly I have an old Beatles song going on repeat through my head. +1 Cuckoo --"Lewd unprotected handholding… I think I might be pregnant." Yes, this is definitely the most appropriate thing to say at this moment. +1 Cuckoo

If you are at your apartment and have previously picked the 'running on rooftope' option before entering the building: -What's going on outside? I carefully approach my sliding glass doors. --It seems that Plan E is a bust. +1 Cuckoo

Chapter 1-5-3:

If caught by the monster under the bed and clinging for dear life: -With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg +1 Cuckoo -"And now for a final word from our sponsor" +1 Cuckoo -"Death, death… O amiable lovely death! Thou odoriferous stench! Sound rottenness! Arise forth from the couch of lasting night. Thou hate and terror to prosperity and I will kiss thy detestable bones. And put my eyeballs in thy vaulty brows" +1 Cuckoo

While trying to escape the hydra via the balcony: -I jump up and charge at the glass doors. +1 Cuckoo --(If you haven't previously opened the window): +1 Cuckoo

Asking your magical 8-ball: -Let me just check my Magic 8-Ball here. +1 Cuckoo

When healed by Merlin: -I just wonder if my health insurance covers mystical healings. +1 Cuckoo

[jesncin]

Hi I love you guys' work. I know I already sent in an ask before, but I'm also a queer Indonesian creator who loves animated stories and musicals. And plans to make her own animated indie musical show on YouTube. Which is queer and based on space. And the main character is plus sized, queer, and has a non binary love interest. I wanted to ask since Indonesia is still really homophobic, how do you deal with being a queer Indonesian creator making queer content while your country is extremely homophobic. Because I often feel scared to do so because of what the government might think. Sorry for randomly asking this btw

Hello there! That sounds like a very ambitious project! Best of luck to you, I'm all for more queer space adventures.

So I'm sure to a lot of queer Indonesians looking at the work I'm doing, they're thinking "how the heck are jesncin doing all that and being so loud about it" haha. At least so far (who knows what the future holds now that my book is out) I've managed to create queer Indonesian art online for years (including smaller published work) and had very little homophobic pushback. Which I know I'm very lucky with- I've lost a lot of peers to bigoted locals and hate campaigns. It's a mix of strategies and contingencies I keep to foster as safe a space as I can.

It's a common practice among queer Indonesian activists to speak predominantly in english, something I already do because of my language barrier. Most locals don't bother interacting with an account speaking in english- weaponizing their language barrier haha. I stuck to western spaces early on, but because I drew a lot of blatantly queer Indonesian art- queer Indonesians (diaspora or otherwise) naturally flocked to my stuff. The audience filters itself. I don't interact with local discourse at all. I also stayed away from visibility events (on twidder like #artIDN or #ArtistsofIndonesia or even #tetapbangga for Malaysians) until I felt comfortable with the community I fostered to join in. It's common especially for queer tags to be monitored by bigots looking for people to pick on. Speaking of which, block and don't interact with them. Don't give into the temptation of replying to bigots because it just gives them more ammo. Their goal is to exhaust you so you lock your account and "can't spread your agenda" or whatever.

I purposefully wanted to publish my stories through an American publisher for a lot of reasons, but it certainly helps that Lunar Boy can be out and proud out there where it can't get to be in Indonesia. I notice queer authors here tend to publish either online or internationally with an independent publisher too. Still- you'd be surprised how much the local queer community is enthusiastically ready to support you. Because of the state of Indonesia as it is, everything is handled more "under the radar" for the sake of safety. My personal biggest fear is starting another moral panic incident- but the many queer Indonesian communities I've been in have their own strict rules and precautions to keep members safe. They're worried about that too, but they want to help you succeed! Once my book released, the Indonesian queer community had my back and even helped me with some author events and exclusive meetups. At least for me, it was instrumental to be connected to the local community.

That's where I am for now. I created Lunar Boy while being closeted the entire time. I've erased my queer publications from my resume when applying to author events locally. There's always some kind of assimilation that happens in the process. I'll always be scared of pushback or sparking another moral panic incident. But that's the risk this kind of representation is, isn't it? I had no one else to look up to. No other queer Indonesian graphic novelist making explicitly queer Indonesian stories. It was an isolating experience making this book. But now that I'm here, the next person who comes along won't be alone. And seeing the people who've connected to Lunar Boy, especially other queer Indonesians from all around the world, makes it so worth it.

[silentcryracha]

❍ ‗ Working out at home with Changbin ‗ ❍

Pairing : Changbin x f reader

Summary : chapter three of a cute standalone miniseries. It's what it says in the title

Genre/ Warnings : scenario/imagine/headcanon, drabble, fluff, clownery, suggestive but no smut

Word count : 570 words

A/n : none

ps: There could be grammar errors. Do NOT repost on other socials. Leave feedback if you feel like it, otherwise enjoy! ♡︎

masterlist

series masterpost

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Unless there's a specific preference on your part I highly doubt Changbin would pick a home, most likely without equipment, but still.

I also think it'd be a shitshow, no way that man is staying serious. Like, one thing is if he's alone or with his bros, then he'd be super concentrated on himself or/and whoever he's helping...but with a pretty girl who he is down bad for?

No, he's a hundred percent searching for excuses to touch you, steal kisses, annoy you or make you laugh.

"Okay how about every time you come back up I get a kiss?"

"And what am I gonna get out of it except distractions and energy waste?" he pouts, crossing his big arms.

"A kiss?"

"Mmh" you hum, unsure but hiding a smile. He follows you around the house.

"I'll hold your feet down?" he tries. You shrug, filling up your water bottle.

"The couch will do that, for free"

"Emotional support?"

"My headphones and Spotify can do that" he whined as you tried so hard to keep in your laugh.

Walking back to the living room and sitting down on the gym mat, he took an extra minute, just to come back with a bar of extra dark chocolate and shirtless.

Your hand flew to your mouth in shock, not being able to keep in the laughter any longer.

"Is it suddenly Valentine's day?"

"You forced me to bring out the big guns..." he threatens as he easily sits down, cross legged, in front of you.

"Literally"

"How about three kisses and one piece of chocolate then repeat?" your rolled your eyes, still smiling.

"You couldn't wait to make out, after? Maybe in front of a nice movie?" he shook his head, placing the still-paper-wrapped bar on the floor next to him and resting his hands firmly on your feet.

"Listen if I have to work as a PT for free then I'm going to have some fun" he replied serious, then adding "Also it's gonna burn some more calories. And also, who said I'm not going to make out with you later?"

Honestly that's the best case scenario because at least you'd get a cute kiss as a reward but when he's truly bored...it's so over.

Maybe he wouldn't even directly be contributing to the work out but he'd just randomly enjoy pulling your hair jokingly as you're stretching, of course getting his whole bloodline cursed as a result.

"Seo Changbin I swear to god if you do that one more time-" and by the time you're done talking he's already running away witch-laughing like a maniac.

Or then again you could be minding your own business and he'd just sit comfortably on the couch (or worse literally next to you) and just start spitting the most out of pocket shit to distract you or make you laugh. Once again getting his whole bloodline cursed on, but laughing.

On the other hand, normal work out sessions where you'd both actually manage to get something done peacefully were also a thing. But yeah if you were in private you just kind of prefer to mess with each other.

And most times the torture would last even afterwards. Purposefully pinching or touching sore zones, teasing if something funny or embarrassing happened, making the other laugh when their whole body hurt. A whole circus, but that only adds to the fun <3

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

[alexitheslayer02]

My Interpretation of Wukong's Personality + Headcanons (JTTW)

Yes yes, I know I gotta write my thing I promise, I KNOW. BUT, I first have to figure out how I plan to write our monkey king. Soooo, here are notes plus my headcannons! As a bonus, I'll add on what design I see when I picture him.

\\Obvious Pieces of Wukong's Personality//

Has a bit of an ego

A show off

Mischievous

Curious

Has a temper when pushed far enough

Has little regard for rules or hierarchy

\\Breakdown/What I could tell//

His ego more then likely stems from the fact that he is...well... the Monkey King, obviously. For a long time, that's all he has ever been, and there was no one to tell him no. He spent centuries, long centuries with his people, ruling them, and very little, if anything, was done to deny him of his rule. Then, of course, his people declare him the "Great Sage Equal to Heaven". Which only makes his pride grow even further. And with the power he gains, he is not often told "no", as many are too afraid to do so.

Because of this pride, Wukong is a show off. Fairly simple. Though I do have some headcanon add-ons to this.

He's a monkey. Demon or not, humanoid or not, he is a monkey at the end of the day. I've seen from travel channel and discovery shows that mischievousness is part of the package when it comes to dealing with monkeys XD

Same with curiosity. Though I believe having spent most of one's life in a cave, or with a teacher (Subodhi) will certainly leave room for some curiosity about the world outside. So some things may be done more out of curiosity than any genuinely malicious intent.

We see that he does indeed have a temper, though that is typically when someone pisses him off enough.

And I think his isolation is another reason for his disregard of rules and hierarchy. That and his ego is a factor of course. But again, for a good chunk of his life, he was the one in charge. He made the rules. He ruled over all the monkeys. He is used to being the leader, the king. That has got to play a factor in that I think.

You won't always know right away if he's starting to get mad. He seethes quietly, acting calm and carefree. But push the wrong buttons and he will eventually blow up on you, and there won't be anything you can do about it.

\\Headcanons//

[Note: Some of these are purely mine, others are some I saw people come up with here on Tumblr, but I can not remember all of those people TvT I would credit them otherwise, for now though, for the sake of getting my thoughts together, I am putting the headcanons here.]

He is a show off partly because his monkey subjects adored seeing his power. He is their king, so they always wanted to see his abilities, and were in awe, and Wukong soaked up the praise like a sponge. Since they loved to see him show off, why wouldn't anyone else?

Another contributing factor are the babies. The little babies and children monkeys were the most beloved out of the audience. From personal experience, I know there is nothing like a baby's laughter and smile, something about it always makes one want to keep doing whatever made the little one laugh. So I imagine Wukong loved showing off to them the most, just to hear their laughter and cheers.

Which leads to my next headcanon, that Wukong likes kids (Nezha not included). The monkey babies especially cause... they are his people. But he just likes kids. Something about them triggers a protective thing in him, so he sees anyone lay a hand on and hurt kids... well, let's say you will regret all of your life's choices.

It is known that monkeys like to groom each other to show affection. So naturally, the Monkey King himself also has this urge to groom those close to him. So, a friend (or love interest for the fangirls/boys) of his may randomly have a little, 4ft tall, gremlin monkey suddenly perching on their shoulders and start picking at their hair. There is no moving him until he's satisfied, so you just have to get used to it smh.

As a treat, the design I usually picture when I read Wukong is the one done by @royaltea000 which is this design. I would have put the pic itself here, but I noticed from looking at other posts that some Tumblr artists don't like it when people reblog their art (even with giving credit). The artist says on their account not to repost, so I'm just putting the link there. And that's all I got for now guys! If you actually want more of things like this, let me know in comments hhh

How I felt while making this post:

[gojocp]

getting hurt

cw: fluff, mention of character injury, reader lives cuz of plot armor, i have no idea how cursed energy and gojo's techniques work featuring: gojo satoru

a/n: hello!! this has been in my drafts for too long, i just randomly got motivated to start posting more, so i am!! lmk how this is!! also im working on a tangled movie au series thing for geto, so stay tuned!

"how is she?" satoru asks, sitting by your bed.

"she's in stable condition, she'll live. what even happened?" shoko asks, placing a comforting hand on satoru's shoulder.

"well.." he begins recounting the story to shoko.

.・。.・゜✭・.

"yo! (y/n)! let's go!" satoru calls out, waving his arm.

"wait! i'm coming!" you exclaim, chasing after him.

"haha!! that's what she said!" he laughs, pushing your head away with a finger in a teasing manner.

"oh my god.. fuck you." you blankly state.

"when?" he asks, wriggling his eyebrows and blowing a kiss to you.

"ugh.. you're the worst." you state, half-jokingly.

"sure, sure.. anyways, let's kick this curse's ass!" he says, stretching his arms as you near the location of it.

and someone got their ass kicked! just not the curse.

you immediately charge into battle, sword in and ready to cut the curse into bits.

"watch out!" satoru exclaims, noticing the curse preparing to attack.

you notice and dodge, cutting its arm off but getting flung by its other. landing near satoru, you watch as the curse regenerates it's arm, and the arm you cut off grows into a slightly smaller version of the curse itself.

"what the fuck.." you mumble, gripping the handle of your sword tighter.

"it can regenerate... you probably, have to kill the main body. go after the small one, i'll exorcise the big one." satoru says, giving you a reassuring smile and charging off.

'man, he doesn't even wait.' you think, running towards the smaller one and slicing where it's heart would be. creating and infusing a dagger with cursed energy, you lodge it into the curse and remove your sword. the curse blows up from the inside out, getting blood all over you, and fades away.

the bigger version doesn't seem to appreciate it's baby getting blown up and ignores satoru to attack you. letting out a large shriek, it slams you into a tree before you have time to process it and knocks you out, leaving a crater in the tree.

"(y/n)!" satoru yells out, worry etched onto his face. he takes the curse's distraction as a chance and uses 'blue' to take out the curse.

he runs towards you and picks you up in his arms bridal-style, carrying you back to shoko to get you healed.

"you should get yourself checked out too, those cuts will get infected otherwise." shoko says, after treating you.

.・。.・゜✭・.

"and.. yeah. that's basically it." with that satoru concludes his story.

"yeah, pretty much.." you say groggily, hearing part of his story as you gradually wake up. satoru seemed too focused on his story to notice it.

"i'll leave you two alone.." shoko says, throwing a wink your way.

"how are you feeling..?" satoru starts, feeling uncharacteristically nervous. "how's your back?" he continues.

"i feel like shit. what about you?" you ask, wincing as he helps you sit up.

"(y/n).. you scared the shit out of me babe, i'm so serious." he states, holding your hand and placing a soft, shaky kiss on your knuckles.

"sorry.." you smile sheepishly. "you get the curse?"

"yeah.." he replies. "i'll get you some water, wait here."

"okay.. i love you.." you say, shooting him a reassuring smile.

"i love you too," he responds, returning your smile. and with that, he makes his way to the classroom to fetch your water, humming a tune along the way. .・。.・゜✭・.