#oscar bs

[73m0n]

Apparently the oscars haven't learned their lesson from last years oscar

[dreamysletters]

F1 drivers as text messages pt.4

< pt.3

[dudududu-fangirl]

ngl im down on my knees begging, crying, pleading for my boy oscar to use all his inner dawg and recreate redbull baku 2018

pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

[girldriveroscar]

my sister disagreed with me when i said oscar wins the “driver with the sluttiest little waist” award. do you agree with me and if so do you have photographic evidence

anon i am so glad you asked.

are we talking about the same oscar piastri? LIKE. oscar-doesn't fill out his race suit around the middle making him look extra hipped out because his waist is so invisible-piastri? that guy? because if i have to suffer the second-hand embarrassment of this ill-fitting race suit we are getting it CLEARED in the books that its only fitting like this because oh did a piece of lint just fly by? oh no just oscars INVISIBLE waist... ITS TINY.

I mean... the comparison speaks for itself...

AND HERE COMES THE BACKTALK....

ive seen the pics alright. yes, Charles is Dorito-esque. yea. max has got girlboobs for days okay. landos a grab-able manslut by gods all-mighty designation. yeah I've. seen. it. all. ill go as far as agreeing with all these statements!

...what you fail to consider in this discussion. is that tiny waistness expands beyond the dimensions of the assumed arguments. sure a shoulder-to-waist ratio can do wonders in I-need-to-grab-him-ism however.. that's only one half of the whole pie! we fail to consider the entire realm that is the shelf life of this pie. oscar piastri is not working his gluteus medius like an onlyfans model charging double for backshots for you to dismiss his ass-to-waist ratio. i repeat oscar piastri is not doing 15 reps of bouncethatass DAILY for u to ignore the shelf he's procured specifically for that freaky ass quadlock admin to slide him into skin tight lycra and say now turn to the side *tongue emoji*. if your ass fat enough that its defined in baggy ass race overalls. i mean. do i even need to repeat myself that the fabrics not even touching his waist…

one must consider what makes the waist small. What makes the waist slutty. leclercs tight ass is not the bag of chips you crave with your 6 inch sub. What You Want. With Your Six Inch Sub. Is Two pale white Globes of asscheek filling Both hands. To sluttify the waist. you need a landing dock. you need a point of reference. you need ass!

if you're still unconvinced. well.

look me in my eyes and tell me every time he shimmies into those black fireproofs. Popping his stupid little hands on his hips. youre not Viscerally reminded that Btw yea he Does have baddies wrapping their legs all the way around his tiny waist. BTW YEAAAA.

and the Real slutmanship of it all is that oscar doesnt DO it for anyone. hes not even trying dude. he just looks like that for the love of the game… like sorry but theres nothing sluttier than accidentally popping a whole lip out ur thong without even knowing. which is essentially what's happening here. i rest my case.

Cont. gallery for those still in denial…

[likedbycheri]

charles p1 oscar p2 max p6 and a williams in p9 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

come to baku quali 2024 we have:

father son 1-2 !!! carcar drama !!! the charles' 1 + max's 6 = 16 saga continues !!!! williams putting fucking jet fuel in their cars for some reason !!!! we have it all !!!

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

Kuron as Minotaur, Lotor as Icarus, and Shiro as Ship of Theseus. Is this anything??

[ln4wins]

When a driver can mathematically win the drivers championship he should become the priority.

Like yes it’s a team sport. But if one driver has the chance you should support them.

omg the reading comprehension levels of some people on this site is unbearable. andrea says “For every race we will analyse the situations and in the 50-50 situations, in this case if Lando needs a bit of extra support, we are going to give it to him.“ so tell me how that’s the team not supporting him? so if it’s a 50-50 between the two lando will be prioritised but what they’re not going to do, and rightfully so, is jeopardise oscar’s race when it’s not going to help the situation

[afilmbykirkk]

A Lewis Charles Oscar podium would fix this world tbh

[slythereen]

god bless the usa 🫶🇺🇸

[salswisteria]

MALEVOLENT EP 36

-John: Arthur I- I think trying to help people is a noble goal— one I agree with.

-Arthur: But?

-John: But you can't save everyone. You stopped him from a drink tonight, sure, but perhaps Oscar is beyond saving.

-Arthur: ..*huffs out a laughed*

-John: What?

-Arthur: I'm glad Parker didn't feel the same way.

:OOOO

[benschwartzcinematicuniverse]

NYC takes damn good care of our boy! He was celebrated

💙 Ben’s love of New York is reciprocal 🌃

Ben & Hugh & JJ & Oscar & Will

Ben & Jess & Gil & Eugene

[ducksaresuperior]

max verstappen has won again.

checo & carlos are on the podium, lando is doing great and oscar too.

yuki scored in suzuka and dan's almost there.

all is well again.

<3

[dreamysletters]

f1 drivers as texts, pt. 2

[charles-leclerc-official]

It's baku all over again. miscalculated, mismanaged. get too comfortable thinking they are on the lead. something out of their control happens and they are pressured by a mclaren and end up losing position

I feel like Baku involving an illegal Mclaren rear wing that was specifically very strong there made it a little bit different

[majactrl]

is the driver of the day in the room with us?

he went up a few places in a rocketship. oscar was fighting for his life. lando was fighting with everyone, even people he was lapping.

[organizationhimself]

my scarlet hollow playthroughs so far (SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY):

SYLV -hot + street smart -he tries to be nice in general but always says the funny thing -okay relationship to tabitha and tends to invite her (tabitha probably regrets this now oops) -often private about his feelings and leaves a lot of dialogue options on the table, but will call out bs (cops and reese's mom this is you) -skeeved by wayne and sybil (no tea for him) -initially kept his options open but zeroed in on reese immediately (locked in)

LUNE -talks to animals + keen eye -generally polite but she'll definitely ignore you to talk to your cat -empathetic to tabitha but not especially sympathetic about her work -befriended the possums in her dresser (they had some extremely interesting opinions i am still experiencing fridge horror about black tabby games you goddam geniuses) -peanut allergy -ghost made her old -suspicious of wayne but reluctantly regards him as an ally -bad track record for keeping people's parents alive so far -glommed onto stella (fellow streamer) and angled for every choice that would get closer to her (locked in)

CHAD -hot + powerful build -a totally selfish asshole who says the meanest possible thing UNLESS he can flirt with someone -what he can't punch he will fuck (that means you, wayne!) -has already proven that tabitha is actually some sort of saint for not hurling him off the cliff on monday (if there's the remotest chance of her killing you in later chapters he is as good as deceased) -could have saved both geezers but didn't (was an asshole about it) -made enemies with rosalina but her dad was still interested -no showers for chad -no tea for chad either fuck off -the contrarian in action; people are very unclear about whether or not he believes in ghosts since he seems to change his mind multiple times during the same conversation (and people call him out for it i love this game so much?? i love it SO MUCH) -for that matter he will switch sides mid-fight or mid-argument according to unknown logic; his loyalties are a mystery even to him -somehow still managed to help reese?? (HOW) -i want to add that when i let him do the thing and reach out empathetically to reese (immediately after stabbing reese with an axe ofc), and then reese GOT SHOT BY TABITHA, who i'd finally called for the very first time, my JAW DROPPED and i stared at the screen in disbelieving fucking glee because HOLY SHIT THAT GOT ME. i am unbelievably lucky that didn't happen with sylv (because i loved that moment so, so much). -swerved every romance so far; if anyone can put up with him it's probably wayne

JADE -mystical + book smart -tends to greet people with either uncanny silence or an offer of boiled peanuts -leans hardest into her mystical side and talks extensively to people while avoiding being rude but if she can be weird she'll do that -kaneeka stalker but it seems tricky to do that while being weird + not sidelining tabby -first playthrough to recruit avery (i feel like a CHUMP for not realizing there was an opt-in party member the whole time) -doesn't entirely give tabitha a pass for being a coal baron but brings her everywhere and has managed to eat ice cream?? with tabitha?? (did i mention i LOVE this game guess who my fave is besides reese go on guess as if my pfp isn't a damaged prickly blond with a gooey vulnerable center and Responsibilities) -jade does not talk to cops -in soviet russia jade makes ghost old -managed to talk to stella WITH tabitha (!!!!!!!) -jade's definitely going to save everyone!! besides. maybe duke. and rosalina. and reese. and... -angled for kaneeka romance but failed to escape the tea