#orpheus udad

[dumbasswithapen]

Gods above I am so fucking stupid (but how could I resist) Based on this tweet. Unfortunately I could not extract the mandolin

[ID: a tweet by @neitherabaron on twitter replying to a reply on another post by Jessica Law. Her tweet reads “Stop taking my lyrics and making them weird!�� The tweet in response, by Kofi, reads “my rewrite of trial by song: I’m not a man/i don’t have hands/thought I could speak (followed by 3 mins of dead silence)” end ID]

[reegis]

At least, that’s the word on the street from those what saw what went down at Calypso’s…

[confusedgeckotree]

random but I like to think Orpheus posted Trial by Song to his space Spotify or smth not long before he left for the vault job and just titled it something like 'song for the vault' or something similarly cryptic to anyone not familiar with the vault job because no way he just wrote the whole thing not to make money from it (bros gotta afford that lotus somehow)

And then he never posted anything again

[blotb0x]

orpheus. wet cat

[tortured-artist-tourney]

TORTURED ARTIST TOURNEY

Orpheus

Actually an Artist Mentally Ill (depression) Drug Addict Sacrifice Themself for the Arts (stakes everything on his music as the One Thing to get Eurydice back)

Han Sooyoung

Actually an Artist Mentally Ill (Authored the apocalypse to save someone. is sharing the body with a version of herself from an alternate timeline(?)) Art and Mental Illness are tied together Can’t! Stop! Writing! Sacrifice Themself for the Arts Creates the End of the World

[the-suns-a-tube]

havent seen the full thing posted anywhere

[glitchervius]

Today I offer you:

Traditional udad sketches

Tomorrow? Who knows.

Look guys, Its him.

The favoured son.

And these creatures.

The soots

[thesteamhunk]

This is your friendly reminder that Orpheus UDAD is so incredibly sopping wet

[astxrope]

Here have a shitpost of Underworld Blues

"YOU ARE POOR-"

give hades the money orpheus.

they need it.

for.... reasons.

[p2ii]

"all is hushed for the song of Orpheus..." my own take on udad!Orpheus, partially inspired by @/reegis's design (making him a sad goth boy is such a concept <3) and these images of ts/jl:

[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

the “this barbie is ___” meme template but it’s one for each suit and they read:

this barbie will service to his family as the favored son

this barbie thought himself an orphan

this barbie’s family will rise again

this barbie never should have placed his trust in the city

[reegis]

I rlly want to give your Orpheus a big hug and a kiss on the forehead please be nice to him😭😭 (side note I’m spamming you again I’m sorry)

ok fine…. ill be nice to him for Once….

kisses for him, from his lovers Narcissus & Eurydice, everything is totally fine.. how could this possibly go wrong…….

[thetruecthulhu9]

Reminder that Orpheus was jealous of the toy soldier because it was a better slut than him

[gracklinging-electricboogalo]

modern UDAD headcanons

•i feel like ulysses works retail and the olympians and suits are just the really weird customers. the vault tree is a shrub in a pot in the break room given to him by penelope

•orpheus performs at goth and punk clubs as a single artist. people give him money because they feel bad.

•bonus narcissus. sometimes he shows up and does interpretive dance to whatever he sings

•heracles does boxing. i dont have much more to say here. maybe he does part time as a renfaire guy because have you been to a renfaire? bro would love being apart of the fake fights

•oedipus is just a normal doctor. he’s probably that guy in fics characters come to when they have been injured. orpheus and heracles are weirdly enough the two most common for him to see. orpheus falls off stage a weird amount of times and heracles literally fights for a living. he absolutely hates everyone.

•ariadne is in school for computer science and programming. she regularly does cybercrime for random good causes (god forbid women do anything)

[pokeythegreat123]

Orpheus: I need my love back *whatever the cost*

Ashes: ok so here’s the cost

Orpheus: yeah so about that…