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till deactivation do us part

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Y'know. There are a lot of people who say "problematic" when they actually mean "sinful". And I kind of wish they would just say "sinful".

It'd be more honest about their perspective, and it'd save me time trying to determine whether they're critiquing something in good faith or just being reactionary conservatives.

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brian and jonny as a random reference photo i found

reference photo under the cut

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i think caspar at like fifteen or sixteen sat down and was like. hm. am i attracted to men? and the answer was pretty much no so he sorted himself into the Straight Ally :) box and then didn't question that anymore despite failing to address that he wasn't overmuch attracted to women either. at the time

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But am I wrong? No.

DATING TIP: trigger their bpd on occasion to keep them engaged and excited

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"A girl who belongs in a different time. A boy possessed by an emptiness as deep as space. A story about an alien artifact, a mysterious murder, and a love that crosses light years."

Read it here!

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given that i know we have (unconfirmed) racing team employees following this blog across several series....i have some pr suggestions

i dont know if any of these have been done or not i just think they would be funny okay. if i see any of them done....i know where you got the idea from. i got my eye on all of you........

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

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We need to put sex back into children's entertainment

That got your attention. I welcome the pearl-clutching in the notes.

I'm serious, though. The movies we watched as kids had way more sex in them than you remember. Not explicitly, but they had no problem alluding to and implying sex. The Incredibles had a full-on sex montage and a suspected adultery subplot. The Road to El Dorado had a woman proposition a man for casual sex onscreen and fuck him just out of frame. Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas directly referenced prostitution. So did The Hunchback of Notre Dame on top of having a creepy sexual predator for a villain who unambiguously sings about his lust for the leading lady. We all knew Simba and Nala fucked at the end of that one song in The Lion King. Batman: The Animated Series had Harley Quinn dress in lingerie and beg the Joker for sex.

This was mainstream children's media by major studios. None of this was controversial or seen as "grooming." Sex was just a normal thing to tastefully imply because it's a normal part of life. Having two characters discretely fuck offscreen was no different from having a villain fall to his death so you can't see the gore. They obviously wouldn't show it in a children's movie, but everyone who knows what sex or violence is can infer what happened.

I think the fact that this even shocks us is very telling of how insanely prudish and reactionary we have become regarding anything remotely sexual coming anywhere near kids. It used to be perfectly acceptable to do this in children's media, but the current groomer panic has really set us back decades.

I can only think of a handful of recent exceptions to this. The She-Ra remake elegantly pulled off a running gag where a character fucks robots, and Kpop Demon Hunters did not shy away from depicting sexual desire through exaggerated cartoony visuals. Hopefully, the breakout success of the latter sets a precedent for future projects.

We need to get more normal about sex and that means, among other things, letting Disney characters fuck again.

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Any day now

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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If someone doesn't understand 24 hour time and is chill you can convert it for them because that's helpful and polite.

If someone primarily uses 12 hour time but understands 24 hour time and is chill you can leave it unconverted as a sign of respect for their abilities.

If someone throws a hissy fit whenever someone gives a time in 24 hour time you are obligated by sacred duty to exclusively give them the time in 24 hour time, even if you actually use 12 hour time.

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whatever

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rewatched and reread tpn for genuinely no reason i missed them

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"Where do I read this manga?" It's on MangaFind. It's literally on Webmanga. It's on Comicdee with watermarks. It's literally on Mangadog. You can probably find it on Wecomics. Girl it's on Gumpy. It's a Weebtoon original. It's on Poobtoon. You can read it on Poobtoon. You can go to Poobtoon and read it. Log onto Poobtoon right now. Go to Poobtoon. Dive into Poobtoon. You can Poobtoon it. It's on Poobtoon. Poobtoon has it for you. Poobtoon has it for you.

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