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[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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keychain giveaway!

(I’ve never done a giveaway before so bear with me)

I’ve got one extra jonny keychain and I’m not sure what to do with it so I figured a giveaway would maybe be fun??

rules are just be following me, only reblogs will be counted, & I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner!!

closes on april 19th!

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The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes

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call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

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Reblog for greater sample size.

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

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[ID: A three page digital comic featuring Jimmy, Curly, and Anya from Mouthwashing. Jimmy is colored in solid green, Curly is white, and Anya is blue.

Jimmy leans on a table, shaking and holding his stomach.

Jimmy: Oh my god. (doubles over, still gripping the table) OH MY GOD. Curly, sitting on the sofa: You okay? Jimmy, laying over the back of the sofa, bent at the waist: I am in so much pain. Curly: Maybe talk to Anya?

Jimmy sits across from Anya at her desk, looking desperate. She is smiling, unbothered.

Jimmy: I'm in so much pain and I don't know why. Help. I thought it was my appendix but I already got that taken out YEARS ago. (holds his stomach again, all caps) I can feel it in my fucking legs.... Anya: That sounds odd! I can give you painkillers, but if that doesn't work, there's not much else I can do. Jimmy: Okayyyy....

Jimmy takes the painkillers with a "thanks...." before starting to leave. Anya watches him walk out the door before lifting two fingers to her head and pointing her other hand at him, grinning with red eyes. "Period Cramp Beam" is written by her arm. Jimmy hunches over, hugging his stomach again with a groan. end ID]

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this was so relaxing and fun to draw <3 wistful sigh <3 killing him badly <3

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I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

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Eat Your Heart Out <3

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B u n g e r

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there are a lot more abjectly harmful and meanspirited april fool's jokes out there but the one i personally find most annoying is when american game devs pretend that they're going to make a visual novel spinoff of their game because they can't imagine making visual novels in earnest

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WHY DOES TUMBLR LOOK WEIRD NOW

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WHY IS EVERYTHING CIRCULAR????? BRING MY SQUARES BACK