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Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

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this is the best picture ive ever seen

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anyway. onto better things

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appointment

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Four panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: An indigo person wearing an indigo baseball cap leans casually backwards in a chair, one leg crossed over the other, while a grayscale person with glasses holding a piece of paper watches in the foreground.

Indigo: "Aight, doctor. Let's hear it. Gimme the verdict. Do I have enough dyschromia for an indigo gel prescription? Did you get enough science and rigour out of those weirdo questions about my childhood? Have I expressed sufficient indigo vibes to be a true transhexual, my doc?"

Doctor: "Uh."

Panel 2: Zoom on doctor.

"Well, yes, but I do have to ask more questions. Where was it you said you had initiated saturation therapy ag-"

Indigo: "I don't have to answer that."

Doctor: "…I must still say that we are in risky territory as there is no guarantee that the diagnosis is accurate given you started prematurely" [gets cut off mid-word]

Indigo: "Bull. Shit."

Panel 3: Low angle view from behind Indigo, framing them significantly larger compared to the doctor in the background as they lean forward.

Doctor: "This is extremely inappropriate patient conduct [cut off again]"

Indigo: "Can it. Your whole job's in appropriate, dipshit. I'm talking now.

I heard you'd try to pull this shit, so I checked. You're not allowed to discriminate against patients who've started treatment elsewhere."

Panel 4: Indigo leans back again, showing off their phone:

"Truth is, Ive already gotten the care I need in the two fucking years it took to get this appointment.

I was giving this place a shot in case it could offer better, but I got an assclown who handed me research questions for the 'diagnosis' and can't even tell when they're doing malpractice. Luckily, I recorded this whole shitshow."

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lecture

[ID: Four panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A grayscale person with a t-shirt featuring a flag with red, green, blue and black stripes is dramatically holding their hand out at a different grayscale person.

Ally: "Halt, bigot! On behalf of the RGBA community I question your politeness!"

Grayscale: "The fuck is 'RGBA'? I have reasonable concerns about chromos but what's the A for"

Panel 2: Striking a haughty pose, the ally explains. "PFHAH. Your ignorance is as expected. The A in RGBA… stands for allies, such as myself."

Panel 3: In the foreground, a person whose outline is shown with a PNG transparency grid rather than a color watches the 'ally' gloat.

Ally: "Tremble at my overwhelming allyship. I respect green people's hexadecimal identification!"

Grayscale: "I'm going to go harass a greenie now, bye."

Panel 4: The achromatic person catches up to the 'ally'.

Achromatic: "…You know the A is for "achromatic", right?"

Ally: "Why are you lecturing me on chromatic issues? You're grayscale."

Achromatic: "…

Sigh."

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This is my pet bug Nobody. Hes rlly good at lying and windsurfing.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Tips if you want to start writing

Rat ultrasound

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Incorrect DPxDC quote:

Jason: *learns he has contaminated ectoplasm and an only partially formed ghost core* can I get that in writing?

Frostbite: Certainly!

Later

Jason: *rolls up to the Batcave where everyone is meeting* GUESS WHAT? I DID come back wrong.

Dick: Jaybird, no you didn’t-

Jason: *slams doctor’s note on the meeting table* GHOST DOCTOR SAYS SO!

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I love this scene, too lazy to draw all the spiderwebs detailed tho (or her 4 additional limbs lol)

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Watcher

((Jon exploration from today’s stream))

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It recently became department policy to purchase all our animal care supplies online and have them shipped, but my work location (public park) doesn't have a mailbox, so we've been getting things shipped directly to the post office. Today I went to pick up a shipment of several hundred superworms but the postal workers are insisting that it's not possible to have packages shipped directly to the post office. I gave them a tracking number which revealed they were delivered a couple days ago and now they're looking for them. Somewhere in the post office are 500 lost worms.

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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

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Bruce: One of my kids used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.