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you have to outlive donald trump

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We need a word that’s like phallic but about being vaguely gnomelike instead of vaguely cocklike because I saw this fucking cliff bar stand today and....

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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Hint

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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Car needs wheel alignment

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Someone didn’t stop at a 4-way intersection and I was given such a fantastic opportunity to honk at this guy as much as I wanted to. I kept honking and honking and honking. Like 8 times I honked at this guy. At least 12-20 seconds of nothing but pure, pure horn. Also I was the only other guy at the intersection. It was my private little show.

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@pukicho was killed while wearing a Pikachu suit, and it was announced on this blog.

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cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

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What

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Honestly, if you ever see a manga character and think "Damn, their style is dope as fuck" 9 times out of 10 their fit comes directly out of a fashion magazine. Sailor Moon was wearing Dior. JoJo was wearing Missoni.

Not to downplay the skill of the artists adapting those styles to their characters, but that is why the drip is so clean.