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The dark urge and young lady Orin
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My favourite bit of BG3 lore is that Withers is legitimately responsible for the Dead Three, but he's probably too embarrassed to tell you, so every time you ask him to elaborate he just gives you a very stern, "Noooo."
I also love that the reason he's responsible for their uprising is because he got bored. He literally got bored of his position as Lord of the Dead and wanted to retire, so when these three morally questionable humans came looking for godhood he was like, "Hmmm. Yes, okay. Here. Take my portfolios. Fight over them. I don't care. I quit."
So after bowling with skulls in a friendly competition to decide who would get what portfolio, they took up his powers and wreaked havoc on the world. Only at that moment did Jergal, AKA Withers, AKA our precious Bone Daddy think, "I'm just now, internally, asking myself, in quite a worried way, whether I might've made an error."
So he joins your merry band and watches your escapades, calmly twiddling his fingers while you clean up his mess. He's happy to lend his aid, even to the point that he'll bring Durge back to life if they reject Bhaal, even though he technically shouldn't. But he's Withers. The rules don't apply to him. If Ao doesn't like it, he can descend from the Heavens and say it to his rotting face.
And the reason he saves Durge isn't necessarily because he likes them or because he's a morally good entity (though one certainly could make that argument), but because he wants to add insult to injury. He steals Bhaal's child with a big smile on his face, dubs them his Chosen, and praises them for rejecting all the power they were promised. But of course, he still doesn't tell them who he is—or rather who he was.
Then, when all is said and done, he throws Tav and their companions a cute little party. No one knows it's probably half a thank you party and half a "Withers is bored again" party. And if anyone misbehaves, he'll get irritated and whisk them away. Because how dare they? He put a lot of work into that.
And at the end of it all, he walks up to a mural of the Dead Three and basically goes, "Lmao. Thou didst fuck around, and thou didst find out." Just savagely roasting them.
And then poof!
He waves them into non-existence.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#dnd#d&d#dungeons and dragons#bg3 withers#withers#jergal#lord of the dead#bg3 tav#tav#durge#dark urge#dead three#orin the red#enver gortash#ketheric thorm#myrkul#bhaal#bane#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion#wyll ravengard#karlach#lae'zel#shadowheart
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GUIDED BY ANGELS
BUT THEY’RE NOT HEAVENLY
THEY’RE IN MY BODY
AND THEY GUIDE ME
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How you screamed as my knife slit your skull, your brain juices sticky and sweet.
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tfw your dumb bloodkin gets to hold the heart on evil family portrait day
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in honor of bg3's birthday, i am posting some of my favourite art ive done. can you tell i like astarion?
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Baldurs Gate 3 is so wild when you realise how vastly different the game is depending on if you choose Tav or Dark Urge
Dark Urge Playthrough: you’re the child of Bhaal, but unlike the Bhaalspawn, you are created solely by Bhaal himself. The first true child of Bhaal. The daughter of one of your father’s previous Bhaalspawn turns on you, attacks you and tries to kill you. In your dying state, she infects you with a parasite so that you’ll die an incredibly humiliating death, and become her slave.
By some miracle you end up on the same nautiloud ship as a Sharron Cleric who happens to to be carrying a gith artefact that contains Baldur himself. Baldur, who was made a mind flayer and is now calling himself the Emperor, realises there’s an incredibly powerful Bhaalspawn on the ship, and that he can use them to his advantage. The power you have will help him destroy Gortash. Of course he picks you, it makes so much sense.
On your way to Baldurs Gate you find out through an unsent letter that you used to be into Gortash. When you get to Baldurs Gate, the man you used to fuck turns out to be an absolute loser and with horror you realise he is still into you. It’s okay though, he’s very easy to kill.
You end up facing off against Orin, your niece, and kill her. Your father appears to you and offers you the chance to become his Slayer. On the high chance you turn him down, he murders you in front of your loved ones, and leaves you to rot.
Then Jergal, the actual Lord of the End of Everything, the original God of Death, who was the very being that turned you father into a God all that time ago, who’s been in your camp for weeks pretending to be this undead scribe called Withers, appears next to your corpse and brings you back to life, basically adopts you, states that he will protect you from Bhaal, and announces that as long as he lives, you will never die. You’re essentially immortal.
Tav Playthrough: you’re a random nobody that was unlucky enough to get kidnapped by Mind Flayers. The Emperor must pick one of the many idiots on the ship to be his pawn. He sees Tav and thinks “ugh, yeah this one will do”.
#I know there’s more to it but this is the general skeleton of it#Baldurs Gate#Baldurs Gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#Baldurs Gate 3 spoilers#bg3 Tav#bg3 Durge#bg3 Dark Urge#Bhaal#bhaalspawn#dnd#dungeons and dragons#larian#larian studios#dark urge#tav#bg3 Orin#bg3 withers#jergal#withers is jergal
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gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here
#bg3#you having an unnatural alliegance to losers is unlike you slaughter-kin!!!!!!!#like orin ketheric wants both of the two dead because. fuck em
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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space
#little shop of horrors#lsoh#orin scrivello#orin lsoh#seymour krelborn#seymour lsoh#audrey fulquard#audrey lsoh#audrey ii#audrey 2#i am your dentist#dentist!#it’s just the gas#gay#gay as fuck#dentist#saying stuff
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Fate spins along as it should.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#fanart#stained glass#astarion#gale of waterdeep#shadowheart#lae'zel#halsin#karlach#wyll ravengard#minthara#the emperor#ketheric thorm#orin the red#enver gortash#cait may
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patch 7 has revived my bg3 brain rot
We’re so back
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate fanart#bg3 bhaalspawn#the dark urge#durgetash#orin the red#bg3 orin#were so back#bg3 patch 7
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Collection of bg3 sketches I've been nibbling at over the month. teehee
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#astarion#karlach#shadowheart#gale dekarios#tav#orin the red#bg3 tav#oc.nawen#I'm soooo normal about these characters like so so normal not obsessed w them at all#still upset u can't sleep w orin tho#you can sleep w mizora but not w her??? I've never been so heartbroken#ALSO I've had to reject gale after astarion confesses his feelings and oh my god#he looked at me with the hugest roundest puppy dog eyes I've ever seen#I still feel bad abt it tbh#the image of him looking at me like that. burned into my mind#sleepyscribble
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Dead three or smthn
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate#tav#bg3 durge#bg3 tav#kethric thorm#gortash#orin#bg3 orin#bg3 gortash#durgetash#bg3 dead three#durge#dark urge
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On Easter weekend I re-watch Monty Python.
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