#original: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick:….I mean, am I right, Ice?

Iceman: I’m almost certain you aren’t. But to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

[callsign-daydream]

Phoenix: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing? Bob: Tell no one.

[itsagentromanoff]

[After Tony was gifted the power of regeneration]

Bucky: And doll, be careful with that gift. A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful.

Tony: Like, say, immortality?

Bucky: Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that.

Tony: Funny.

Bucky: I'm a funny guy.

[deafblindshorty]

Gwen: I know you feel betrayed. Miles: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of being betrayed.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Myn Donos: "Carpe diem." You told me that once. Wes Janson: Fish of the day?

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Nancy: Are you okay? Emily: I'm going to start charging people money to ask me that.

[incorrectswynrpquotes]

Belle: Hey, Berlioz! I like your Halloween costume. Who are you supposed to be? Berlioz: I’m Joan of Ark. I thought it was fitting. She had a close personal relationship with God. Belle: I like it! Who are you supposed to be, Simba? Simba: *motions to a name tag on his chest that says Hello! My Name Is: GOD*

[texaschainsawmascara]

Mini vampire hunting kit

[irate-iguana]

Posts that would be found on the Sunnydale High meme account, in roughly chronological order:

[jesterbabey]

[juanabaloo]

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Edgar(about him and Alan): Me and mine don't follow no stinkin' rules. We're rebels. David: No, I'm a rebel. You're an idiot.

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: You can't deny it. There's something between us. Phoenix: Loathing? Disgust?

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: You're a little kid.

Peter: Man.

Tony: Little man.

Peter: I'm taller than you!

[deafblindshorty]

Jack: Oh, look. It's the Three Musketeers! (Peggy, Howard, and Daniel look at each other) Peggy: Was that an insult? Howard: Kinda lacked punch. Daniel: The Three Musketeers were cool!

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: Why should someone want to harm Kyp? Corran Horn: Maybe because they met him? Luke Skywalker: Corran Horn: Did I say that?