#original: buffy the vampire slayer

[itsagentromanoff]

Steve: I wish Tony was here!

[Tony runs in]

Tony: I'm here!

Clint: I wish I had a million dollars!

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick:….I mean, am I right, Ice?

Iceman: I’m almost certain you aren’t. But to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Revan: We're gonna have to create a door. Carth Onasi: Create a door? You can do that? Revan: I can. Revan: [ignites lightsaber]

[deafblindshorty]

Gwen: I know you feel betrayed. Miles: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of being betrayed.

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Nancy: Are you okay? Emily: I'm going to start charging people money to ask me that.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Mini vampire hunting kit

[incorrectswynrpquotes]

Belle: Hey, Berlioz! I like your Halloween costume. Who are you supposed to be? Berlioz: I’m Joan of Ark. I thought it was fitting. She had a close personal relationship with God. Belle: I like it! Who are you supposed to be, Simba? Simba: *motions to a name tag on his chest that says Hello! My Name Is: GOD*

[sweetwhispersofchaos]

😂😂😂

Phoenix: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing? Bob: Tell no one.

[kpchrs]

[irate-iguana]

Posts that would be found on the Sunnydale High meme account, in roughly chronological order:

[selkiemaidenfae]

getting into buffy late in the game is so wild beacuse like... what do you mean angel was the favorite love interest?? what do you mean he's supposed to be buffy's true love, supported by the cast, crew and promo materials??

him??

over spike, who's better for buffy in basically every way??

like, 2000s baby here, but before my friend encouraged me to start watching buffy, pretty much all i knew about the show was "vampire show with the lesbian witches and that rlly popular enemies-to-lovers ship"

but now i'm looking at merch and magazines from that time, and angel is the guy everyone loves?? joss whedon gave us HIM

and thought we wouldn't fall in love?? thought we'd go for angel, who has the most clear ~first love interest who either dies or becomes evil to make way for the better love interest~ i've ever seen in my life??

absolutely wild.

[itsagentromanoff]

Bucky: [about Tony] I looked into him and I saw his soul.

Steve: He was walking away, so, unless his soul is in his ass…

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(alt. scene - when the Daggers meet Maverick) Phoenix: We thought you were a myth! Maverick: Well, you were myth-taken.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Myn Donos: "Carpe diem." You told me that once. Wes Janson: Fish of the day?

[deafblindshorty]

Jack: Oh, look. It's the Three Musketeers! (Peggy, Howard, and Daniel look at each other) Peggy: Was that an insult? Howard: Kinda lacked punch. Daniel: The Three Musketeers were cool!

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

God, is the castle being attacked? I have to hire vendors for the festival, but if the monster’s inside the walls, I'm not going to bother.

-Karl Weschler, The Captive Curse