#organization is a joke
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+ the shitty president
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There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
#woof#like self diagnosis is one thing#but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically#or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something#and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes
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Throwing tomatoes at Jimmy stimboard
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Note ; I hate him and want to throw things at him and expect a stimboard for my queen Anya <33
Another note ; HELP THANKS FOR SO MANY NOTES??? 😭 didn't expect this would be my most popular stimboard atm
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#autism#stim blog#actually autistic#stim#stimblr#stimming#stim gifs#stimboard#visual stim#punching stim#fighting stim#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#i hate jimmy#i want to throw him at a wall#tomato stim#fruit stim#tomatoe stimboard#mouthwashing jimmy#boo tomato tomato#cursed stim#joke stimboard#this is so unserious#unserious stimboard#mouthwashing shitpost#mouthwashing stimboard#angry stim#wrong organ#Critical Reflex#anti stim
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Today in 🍂✨October surprises✨🍂
• Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and Secretary of Labor Julie Su quietly assisted in winning labor rights for dockworkers, ending a strike that could have had catastrophic economic consequences. (10-4-24)
• In Springfield, Ohio, where Haitian migrants have been blamed for the disappearance of local animals with Trump claiming “‘migrants are walking off’ with geese in the town” and “they’re eating the dogs” - a lie also promoted by JD Vance, Ohio’s own sitting Senator, with no evidence - it turns out that the missing geese were actually the victims of a 64-year-old white man who was hunting illegally. (10-3-24)
• A Trump-appointed federal judge blocked Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan again after another judge reinstated it earlier this week. (10-3-24)
• Republicans and crazy Facebook uncles everywhere have spent this week spreading disinformation about the FEMA response to Hurricane Helene, including AI photos of Trump standing in floodwater and wild claims that Biden is sending money to undocumented immigrants. In reality, the Biden-Harris administration has provided substantial emergency assistance and both Biden and Harris have visited the region. Meanwhile, it turns out that Trump was the one who redirected money from disaster relief to send to ICE during his presidency. Shocker. (10-4-24)
• Seriously, though, Trump is not who you want to call in an emergency. Before allowing disaster relief to reach victims of wildfires in California, then-president Trump forced aides to show him an electoral map to see if he had voters there. He evidently intended to withhold the aid if he found out it was going to mostly Democratic voters. This would be a career-ending scandal in any other political era but alas, we are living in this one. (10-3-24)
• Finally, far-right extremist and Oklahoma superintendent of schools Ryan Walters intends to put Bibles in public schools, which is already disturbing, but in a stunning display of corruption, the only ones that meet his specifications are the so-called “Trump Bibles” that include the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. They go for $60 apiece and Trump gets fees from each one. (10-4-24)
No, wait, I’m going to say that one again:
In Oklahoma, taxpayers’ money will be used to put Trump Bibles in public schools. Their money will go directly to Trump. Not a joke!!! Not an exaggeration!!!
…Surely the voters who are still undecided are lying, right?? Right?!
30 days until Election Day.
Go to vote.org for a sample ballot, early voting dates, and more. Seriously, we have to win.
#guys should I start a substack#joking but seriously. Pay Attention! It’s Time! lots happening and#remarkably little reporting on the wildfires thing and the julie su/pete buttigieg win!#I think the Oklahoma thing is actually organized crime?#he already has a rico case is he trying to get another one#us politics#mine#us news#kamala 2024#vote
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Do you guys notice how when Shawn Fain, president of the United Auto Workers union, started planning a general strike, he did it by a) targeting his messaging towards unions with the ability to safely and effectively strike in large numbers, b) laid out a clear, actionable plan for those unions to follow (setting contracts to all expire at the same time, since many unions cannot strike while under contract), c) is using union contracts to set clear, actionable demands that can be met in order to gauge success and provide an end goal, and d) started organizing FOUR YEARS before the proposed strike date to give people the chance to plan accordingly, because it takes a really freaking long time to get tens of millions of people organized?
You notice how he didn't do it by slapping a message on Twitter saying 'hey nobody go to work on Monday, that'll really show 'em'?
#those 'monday is a general strike stay home if you can!!!' posts are SO performative and they really annoy me#like. you MUST know you can't organize a general strike of tens of millions of people by sharing an infographic on twitter. Right?#don't even get me started on the most recent one that was like 'we understand the last strike only gave one day of notice'#'so this time we're giving you two! strike is on tuesday everyone don't forget!'#like GENUINELY was that supposed to be a joke#the linked article also touches on how difficult actual organizing a workplace is which is nice#because they mention previous failed attempts in which organizers basically just handed out leaflets#and assumed the benefits would be obvious. which i think is basically the equivalent of posting an infographic on twitter#which is to say - not effective at all. Organizing is a LOT of work! Running an effective union even more so!#labor rights
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#he hates being compared to an organic but that’s his twin#all the sentinel is homelander jokes awakened this within me#transformers#maccadam#tf one#transformers one#sentinel prime#homelander#I made this
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i know it's been said a million times by now but Neil making the FBI agents give him a to-go container before going with them to the headquarters and then pulling it out MID INTERROGATION to continue eating is so fucking unhinged. i love him so fucking much. i fully believe that was a completely intentional power move on Neil's part i doubt he was even that hungry he just wanted to be a little bitch.
#aftg#tsc#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court#listen i promise im thinking about jean and jeremy too but those thoughts are harder to joke about#and also harder to organize#whereas my neil thoughts mostly consist pf 'i love this piece of shit so fucking much he is completely insane'#shh ac#neil josten
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I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??
Here's both of them
Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.
which ones funnier i honestly can't tell
#this is what its like in my head when im writing comics#its cool to have an example#of how different the same joke can be#i mean i dont know if you think its cool but i think its cool#i think i have a favorite out of the two of them but its close#to be honest neither of them quite thread the needle for me#theyre not QUITE as funny as i want#but theyre still good#anyways#my art#miraculous ladybug#I did these a while ago. long tags sorry but how else am i supposed to tell you how im doing lately#found a bunch of comics that made me laugh#excited to post some of them#ill organize them soon and do a couple comic dumps
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Photographer capture a real life "Angry Bird"
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Everyone who's yuckynasty should be an organ donor bc I'm hearing that stuff transfers to the organ recipient
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HAIII STARBS BREAD HERE (this is my main blog 😔 couldn't switch EUGH)
Okay okay so like you have B2 and Hunter as your ocs right?
Now we have seen B2 on a skirt... Now hear me out hear me out...
Tie her hair into a bun and put her next to Hunter
JUST-
JUST LOOK CLOSELY AT THE TWO
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE
(I just woke up at 6am for this💀💀💀)
OH i see what you mean
#five minutes later they have to reassure Guto his organs won't be scooped out when he turns 18#fusionsprunt#god i cant help but make these jokes KNKJSDFJKBDSJK WHO CARES#starbsart
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#not gonna tag em bee tee eye in case it annoys people#organic home grown content#polls#enjoy the joke poll!#100 tier#1000 tier#10000 tier
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jerma photocard
#the same decaying organic matter as everything else [gifs]#joke stim#cursed stim#jerma#jerma985#photocards#crafts#scrapbooking#stickers#lovecore#stim#stim gif
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so like you know how pebbles' region focuses more on the themes of the brain (neurons, brain sections) . and moon's focuses more on the heart (arteries, veins)
I am going to makean iterator that focuses on themes of the GI tract
#rw#half joke. I want to explore like... how iterators produce energy#AND NONE OF THAT BORING RAREFACTION CELL SHIT!!!#an iterators is an animal and they need some nutriance and organic energy too#also its really cool ok. its cool to explore Other “”Organ“” systems inside ofthem#textadactyl
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a Solas Boss Battle Theme would have gone crazy I just know it
with the Lost Elf theme and DAI leitmotif woven into it oh BABY
#you may be thinking 'this again' and yes I'm moaning and busting over the possibilities what about it#who wants to organize a very labor intensive and slightly illegal fan project with me#<<<< joking#unless??
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