#oreo rants

[oreoambitions]

Listen. If over two years I put half a grand into building a vertical strawberry patch and stocking it with rare non-commercial varieties, and then spend dozens of hours caring for those plants to get them to maximum production, and you come along and pick all of them to take to your partner not once, not twice, but *three* full harvests in a row, leaving none for the house or for the projects I grew these plants for, having done nothing to contribute time or money to the garden as a whole or to the strawberry patch specifically, I am allowed to be mad.

And also I'm allowed to decree that nobody gets to take strawberries without asking me. I'm sorry, but I did not pay half a grand for you to have "free" gifts to take to your partner. I am growing those for our household and for myself. Go to a farmer's market.

[zombiefiedoreo]

Sally Jackson Rant:

(Because I love over anaylising characters 😻‼️‼️)

Now don't get me wrong, I love Sally jackson—I mean who doesn't!! She's a great woman, mom and wife but I've been seeing some hate on Sally recently because of the show and I have some simple words to say

SALLY JACKSON IS NOT A SAINT, SHE IS A WOMAN.

Some people are saying that they hate sally in the show because "she's too rude to percy and she should know he's struggling." What people seem to forget that Sally is a single mom whose in an abusive relationship. She tries for percy, she loves percy but that doesn't mean she can't be disappointed in him. She knows that percy isn't a 'Normal' kid, in both the mortal 'world' and the camp halfblood 'world'. Percy has ADHD and Dyslexia while being a demigod and even a forbidden child!! Percy sees things that people don't. Which leads him to get kicked out of 6 schools in 6 years.

I think the Cafe scene shows how much Sally truly cares for Percy

^ When percy says this you can she how Hurt sally is, how vulnerable she is.

This scene shows how good Rick is about making his characters feel human. Sally Jackson tries for percy she knows Percy's different that's why she loves him so much and that's why it's difficult to her to get Percy to appreciate that.

In conclusion: Sally Jackson the mom ever ‼️‼️‼️

[oreo-ren]

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It’s my genshin persona! I’m an Anemo 5 Star from Sumeru. Total time: 51h and 41m

[oreozfox]

Don't you just love sitting next to a misophonia nightmare of a person

[darkchocolateoreozfox]

And another thing, if you have a freaking attitude about putting your age in your bio then I'm still blocking you bc you're not mature enough to grasp that it's a LEGAL THING.

[maenjiro]

cookiE and cream 𖦹 headcanons

ft. wakasa x afab!reader

synop + cw: wakasa and his oral fixation aka pussy drunk wakasa is the best wakasa. oral (reader receiving) and everything that may come with that

a/n: hmu if this is any good

old news but this man has THE oral fixation

so he dives in, he takes without asking. anywhere, anytime no matter what.

the gym, mostly the changing rooms otherwise he knows his friend would give him shit for it also he really is trying to be more mindful of other people but again, he has no shame when he's hungry

his house, your house, any place you can have some alone time

he makes you wet with all the shit he’s saying about eating you out

might not even be something extremely dirty but he’s so straight forward he can make you pretty flustered.

gets all frantic when he needs his mouth on you but you're wasting time talking

might pin you against the wall and just get on his knees

lift one of your legs on his shoulder to have more access, closes his eyes and the first moan he lets out is pure bliss

your legs shaking will never be enough for him to stop

or on the bed when he's on top of you, this bitch would lower his head down to kiss you and stop abruptly smirking “whoops, wrong lips”

next thing you know he has your legs on his shoulder and is worshipping your cunt

the rare times he's not in a frenzy to have his tongue make circular motion between your folds he will spread them with his fingers and smile at the sight

low breathy moan against your pussy

moves his tongue like he's starving, he is pussy drunk and he shows it

makes sure his tongue is keeping you all wet and hot

he's messy yet very precise, he knows where to lick and how much pressure will make you see stars

also will prod at your hole with his thumb and keep teasing you around your entrance with feathery touch that will make you clench around nothing (the bastard will smirk against you)

soo i bet he has some tooth rotting nicknames for you and i swear i know he would non ironically call you oreo... and you would tell him to stop calling you that

and he looks at you almost offended “not when i have your legs spread open for me and i’m about to lick your cr-” either you cover your face with the pillow or push his head against your core

endless cycle of him sucking on your clit and poking it with his tongue

overstimulates you and he doesn't even do that on purpose he just loses tracks of time (will make you cum at least three times i'm sorry but i don't make the rules, he does)

you can't even pull away cause his grip on your legs is tight, holding onto your thighs for dear life not to spiral

i wouldn't be surprised if he ended up falling asleep between your thighs

[mammonmuffinz]

NAMING SOMETHING FAST “LIGHTING” IS SO STUPID AND I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANT TO THROW UP IM vomITING THATS LIKE NAMING YOUR CAT OREO BRAHUUJN

[im-a-chunky-potato]

ahaha okay so I have nothing better to do so I'll just say this:

THE PARTNERSHIP FOR ATUSHI AND AKUTAGAWA SHOULD NOT BE NAMED SHIN SOUKOKU

Is this controversial? Idk. But it really does irk me. And full disclosure this will all be just opinions and stuff so don't take anything too seriously!

So let's just start off with the origin of the name. Shin soukoku translates to new double black. This is referring to how they are meant to replace Dazai and Chuuya, the original double black, as the new strongest duo.

And Dazai has stated this was his plan all along. But does the world really need a new skk?

Yes, they were strong. Yes, they saved the world multiple times. But now there's the agency! Which is you know the group made to complete the 3 way plan Natsume made.

And its been made very clear that a plan like double black won't really work out long term... not that they're weak but they will not make it against groups like the doa or guild. They need others to make them their best and give them the most potential.

And even if they are necessary, it's possible akutagawa won't even be able to make it until he's needed! Dazai/Chuuya are only in their 20s and as far as we know they aren't going anywhere? They may live dangerous lives but it's not like they'll die anytime soon.

You could argue this is their insurance and yeah that makes sense but Akutagawa only has a few months to live at best! Don't forget he has the lung disease.

SOMEBODY ALSO NEEDS TO POINT OUT THAT THE NAME DOESNT EVEN FIT.

Im sorry- double black? Have you met atsushi before? That guy is white.

And I say that because undeniably his soul is light and pure. He has a wave of innocence around him and wants to save people, you know?

But seriously double black works for soukoku because of their past. As the Demon Prodigy and a God of the pm the name suits them. They are undeniably black in terms of nature and soul.

I guess this leads to my main point. Atsushi and Akutagawa are not chuuya and Dazai. They never will be and thats alright.

By calling them sskk, this implies they have to fill that role. They have to be everything their mentors were and more... but no! They're their own people with their own morals and ideals and htsgsgs

We can see this clearly! Atsushi lacks the same mindset as Dazai and Akutagawa may not have the same strengths and Chuuya but they still work together and are a capable duo! They are their own pairing that deserves their own name!

Sorry I don't mean to come off as harsh! But that's all, I just have strong emotions about this. I know people love to talk about generational stuff in bsd but not everything has to have a predecessor!

[orange-oracy]

ok shush this is kinda gay but the reason i sleep with my laptop/phone on and with discord open is 'cause i feel like it's their warmth + it feels like they're next to me which is comforting and so kinda gay of me sorry T>T

[33tomatoes]

im

crying over a cake sillies

[thegirlinthedresstv]

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" have you ever had the chicken tenders meal from Dairy Queen with ranch and a Dr. Pepper.

[oreoambitions]

Let's play a game. The game is called "am I asexual, dating the wrong person, or both." No one is sure what the rules are and the game may end at any time or go on indefinitely. Please pass the dice.

[load-theloading-artist]

Hi its me load and *grabs onto your shoulders and looks directly at anything not your eyes, because the tism does allow me eye contact*

My mind, i am losing it. I have been DESPERATELY trying to draw, but MY ART WONT LET ME, AND I WAS SO CLOSE TO POSSIBLY HAVING A FIX TO THE PROBLEM BUT IT GOT DELAYED BY A WEEK!!! (Plus, i didn't get to hang out with my moonpie!! My miella!!)

I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN MERMAY I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO PARTICIPATE IN MERMAY FOR YEARS!! THE ONE TIME I FINALLY CAN AND I CANT!!!

YES this is a vent im so sorry. Im just. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. This specific month of may hates me and my family. It despises us with a burning passion!!

AND i have a mermay au!! An mermay au with some really cool designs, i tell you!! And i want to share them, but noooOooOOo may HATEs ME!

*DEEP BREATHE IN* Okay. Now that's out of my system. Sorry about all that.

I'm gonna, im gonna make some other type of posts for now. Just some fun silly ones. UWU.

[fuji09]

These are soooo good!!!

[oreozfox]

Fun fact: some autistic ppl walk slowly bc of an altered gait

Fun fact #2: breathing down our necks will not magically make us faster. All it does is stress us the frick out

[darkchocolateoreozfox]

Guys, come on. I was waiting excitedly for the first note on Wrenching and when it came, it was from an ageless blog. I'm trying to go easy and softblock but I'm running out of patience.

IF SOMETHING SAYS MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI, DON'T READ IT OR PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR DANG BIO. IT'S THAT EASY.