#oreo rants
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Listen. If over two years I put half a grand into building a vertical strawberry patch and stocking it with rare non-commercial varieties, and then spend dozens of hours caring for those plants to get them to maximum production, and you come along and pick all of them to take to your partner not once, not twice, but *three* full harvests in a row, leaving none for the house or for the projects I grew these plants for, having done nothing to contribute time or money to the garden as a whole or to the strawberry patch specifically, I am allowed to be mad.
And also I'm allowed to decree that nobody gets to take strawberries without asking me. I'm sorry, but I did not pay half a grand for you to have "free" gifts to take to your partner. I am growing those for our household and for myself. Go to a farmer's market.
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Sally Jackson Rant:
(Because I love over anaylising characters 😻‼️‼️)
Now don't get me wrong, I love Sally jackson—I mean who doesn't!! She's a great woman, mom and wife but I've been seeing some hate on Sally recently because of the show and I have some simple words to say
SALLY JACKSON IS NOT A SAINT, SHE IS A WOMAN.
Some people are saying that they hate sally in the show because "she's too rude to percy and she should know he's struggling." What people seem to forget that Sally is a single mom whose in an abusive relationship. She tries for percy, she loves percy but that doesn't mean she can't be disappointed in him. She knows that percy isn't a 'Normal' kid, in both the mortal 'world' and the camp halfblood 'world'. Percy has ADHD and Dyslexia while being a demigod and even a forbidden child!! Percy sees things that people don't. Which leads him to get kicked out of 6 schools in 6 years.
I think the Cafe scene shows how much Sally truly cares for Percy
^ When percy says this you can she how Hurt sally is, how vulnerable she is.
This scene shows how good Rick is about making his characters feel human. Sally Jackson tries for percy she knows Percy's different that's why she loves him so much and that's why it's difficult to her to get Percy to appreciate that.
In conclusion: Sally Jackson the mom ever ‼️‼️‼️
#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo rant#sally jackson#percy jackson spoilers#percy jackson tv show#pjo tv series#percy jackson#Oreo rants
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It’s my genshin persona! I’m an Anemo 5 Star from Sumeru. Total time: 51h and 41m
#genshin#genshin impact#genshin fanart#genshin persona#persona#my sona#sona art#artist sona#self sona#fanart#genshin anemo#genshin 5 star#genshin claymore#oreo rants
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Don't you just love sitting next to a misophonia nightmare of a person
#oreo crunches#oreo rants#oreo complains#autism#adhd#neurodivergent#misophonia#wish my ears were normal
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This is one of the things I hate the most. Me and my little brother are both autistic, I’m an adult and he’s a sophomore now.
I have extremely high empathy and he has extremely low empathy. He wishes he could care more or show that he cared more about those around him and it hurts him to not be able to. I wish I could care little less because it’s extremely overwhelming caring so much about others.
Low empathy is an autistic trait and it hurts when others pretend it isn’t or hurt autistics because of it.
Ignoring autistic traits because of stigma doesn’t help anyone, it hurts everyone.
It doesn’t hurt anyone to accommodate for autistic people, it actually helps everyone.
Autistic spaces are getting so much more hostile towards people with low empathy, and it sucks
There was a subreddit I really liked, people were chill, and then there was a sudden influx of people making posts like ‘Autistic people have empathy! Saying we don’t makes us seem like monsters! Thats not a symptom!’ And people making posts explaining that no, actually, some of us do have low empathy got attacked and told they were wrong or ableist? And it sucks, because its just so hard to find a place to exist where you can be seen as not evil? I don’t know, it just hurts a lot to be told that
#actually autistic#autism#low empathy#high empathy#ableism#like why#why are people like this#autism is a spectrum#autistic community#being autistic#autistic experiences#autistic adult#autistic teen#oreo rants#audhd#actually audhd#it’s the audhd#audhd problems#audhd things
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And another thing, if you have a freaking attitude about putting your age in your bio then I'm still blocking you bc you're not mature enough to grasp that it's a LEGAL THING.
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cookiE and cream 𖦹 headcanons
ft. wakasa x afab!reader
synop + cw: wakasa and his oral fixation aka pussy drunk wakasa is the best wakasa. oral (reader receiving) and everything that may come with that
a/n: hmu if this is any good
old news but this man has THE oral fixation
so he dives in, he takes without asking. anywhere, anytime no matter what.
the gym, mostly the changing rooms otherwise he knows his friend would give him shit for it also he really is trying to be more mindful of other people but again, he has no shame when he's hungry
his house, your house, any place you can have some alone time
he makes you wet with all the shit he’s saying about eating you out
might not even be something extremely dirty but he’s so straight forward he can make you pretty flustered.
gets all frantic when he needs his mouth on you but you're wasting time talking
might pin you against the wall and just get on his knees
lift one of your legs on his shoulder to have more access, closes his eyes and the first moan he lets out is pure bliss
your legs shaking will never be enough for him to stop
or on the bed when he's on top of you, this bitch would lower his head down to kiss you and stop abruptly smirking “whoops, wrong lips”
next thing you know he has your legs on his shoulder and is worshipping your cunt
the rare times he's not in a frenzy to have his tongue make circular motion between your folds he will spread them with his fingers and smile at the sight
low breathy moan against your pussy
moves his tongue like he's starving, he is pussy drunk and he shows it
makes sure his tongue is keeping you all wet and hot
he's messy yet very precise, he knows where to lick and how much pressure will make you see stars
also will prod at your hole with his thumb and keep teasing you around your entrance with feathery touch that will make you clench around nothing (the bastard will smirk against you)
soo i bet he has some tooth rotting nicknames for you and i swear i know he would non ironically call you oreo... and you would tell him to stop calling you that
and he looks at you almost offended “not when i have your legs spread open for me and i’m about to lick your cr-” either you cover your face with the pillow or push his head against your core
endless cycle of him sucking on your clit and poking it with his tongue
overstimulates you and he doesn't even do that on purpose he just loses tracks of time (will make you cum at least three times i'm sorry but i don't make the rules, he does)
you can't even pull away cause his grip on your legs is tight, holding onto your thighs for dear life not to spiral
i wouldn't be surprised if he ended up falling asleep between your thighs
#the oreo thing is canon i know because he calls me that all the time 😔👌#wakasa smut#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo rev x reader#wakasa x reader#tokyo rev smut#𓏲 𓂃 ✒️ ❛ writing ༉‧₊#writing:// tokrev#feat:// wakasa#lil rant in the tags none will ever see bc anxiety came to visit so yea i feel SO NOT enough for this i wanna cry but wtv#i really feel like an outsider and feel like this is not my place either i rlly don't know why i can't feel welcome anywhere#i just want be at least perceived and have people i can share my interests with and love for characters#but it does always feel left out and like there's no room for me at all – i rlly care about this but idk how to do it
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NAMING SOMETHING FAST “LIGHTING” IS SO STUPID AND I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANT TO THROW UP IM vomITING THATS LIKE NAMING YOUR CAT OREO BRAHUUJN
#muffinz is ranting… run while you still can#muffinz#silly little guy#pew pew#what the fuck is a kilometer#horses#lightning#cats#oreo#cat names#i have no mouth and i must scream
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I think of you when I see the moon and when I see the stars around it. When I see the endless sky above, and the worlds that fill it.
I think of you when I learn about nebulas and dwarf stars. I think of you when I think of Pluto, a planet abandoned but never forgotten.
I think of you when I see birch and oak, when I see sprouts growing and leaves wilting. I think of you when I see fallen trees and leaf piles.
I think of you when I see flowers and mushrooms. When I see lavender and foxglove, when I see pink oyster mushrooms and enoki.
I think of you when I see eggs and butterflies, life yet to be and life that already is. When death is far from me, you will always be my first dream.
I think of you when I see corpses and skulls, rotted wood and dead grass. When life is finally over, you will be my last thought.
Whether I see life or death, the start or the end, the moon or the stars, do not worry for you will always be in my thoughts.
Do you think of me when you see the moon?
#oreo rants#it’s mentioned but I’m still putting down warnings#tw corpse#tw rotting#tw death#cw rotting#cw death#cw corpse#poem? idk#i tried#for my love#for my friends#fancy words#writing#writing prompt#life#original peoms
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ahaha okay so I have nothing better to do so I'll just say this:
THE PARTNERSHIP FOR ATUSHI AND AKUTAGAWA SHOULD NOT BE NAMED SHIN SOUKOKU
Is this controversial? Idk. But it really does irk me. And full disclosure this will all be just opinions and stuff so don't take anything too seriously!
So let's just start off with the origin of the name. Shin soukoku translates to new double black. This is referring to how they are meant to replace Dazai and Chuuya, the original double black, as the new strongest duo.
And Dazai has stated this was his plan all along. But does the world really need a new skk?
Yes, they were strong. Yes, they saved the world multiple times. But now there's the agency! Which is you know the group made to complete the 3 way plan Natsume made.
And its been made very clear that a plan like double black won't really work out long term... not that they're weak but they will not make it against groups like the doa or guild. They need others to make them their best and give them the most potential.
And even if they are necessary, it's possible akutagawa won't even be able to make it until he's needed! Dazai/Chuuya are only in their 20s and as far as we know they aren't going anywhere? They may live dangerous lives but it's not like they'll die anytime soon.
You could argue this is their insurance and yeah that makes sense but Akutagawa only has a few months to live at best! Don't forget he has the lung disease.
SOMEBODY ALSO NEEDS TO POINT OUT THAT THE NAME DOESNT EVEN FIT.
Im sorry- double black? Have you met atsushi before? That guy is white.
And I say that because undeniably his soul is light and pure. He has a wave of innocence around him and wants to save people, you know?
But seriously double black works for soukoku because of their past. As the Demon Prodigy and a God of the pm the name suits them. They are undeniably black in terms of nature and soul.
I guess this leads to my main point. Atsushi and Akutagawa are not chuuya and Dazai. They never will be and thats alright.
By calling them sskk, this implies they have to fill that role. They have to be everything their mentors were and more... but no! They're their own people with their own morals and ideals and htsgsgs
We can see this clearly! Atsushi lacks the same mindset as Dazai and Akutagawa may not have the same strengths and Chuuya but they still work together and are a capable duo! They are their own pairing that deserves their own name!
Sorry I don't mean to come off as harsh! But that's all, I just have strong emotions about this. I know people love to talk about generational stuff in bsd but not everything has to have a predecessor!
#Bleugh sorry this comes off really negative doesn't it#I just feel like ranting about this issue! Just give them their own name#I just call them oreo#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd meta#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd akutagawa#bsd aktugawa#bsd atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bsd analysis#sskk#akutagawa ryunosuke#shin soukoku#bsd sskk#skk
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Let's play a game. The game is called "am I asexual, dating the wrong person, or both." No one is sure what the rules are and the game may end at any time or go on indefinitely. Please pass the dice.
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Old photo. Thought it was aesthetic 🤷🏼♀️
#anor3c1a#tw ana bløg#weight loss#tw ana rant#ed but not ed sheeran#tw ed ana#th1n$pø#th1gh g@p#aesthetic#oreo coke
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ok shush this is kinda gay but the reason i sleep with my laptop/phone on and with discord open is 'cause i feel like it's their warmth + it feels like they're next to me which is comforting and so kinda gay of me sorry T>T
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Fun fact: some autistic ppl walk slowly bc of an altered gait
Fun fact #2: breathing down our necks will not magically make us faster. All it does is stress us the frick out
#autism#adhd#neurodivergent#oreo crunches#oreo complains#oreo rants#i am sick and tired of ppl practically walking on my heels like it'll make me faster#y'all aren't sheepdogs#and i am certainly not your sheep#cut it out
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crying over a cake sillies
#i cannot frosty the snowman my vanilla frosting oreo cake#fuck it its LATE#im just gonna rp n build my intro to this blog#its been 4 hours since i started the cake#m gonna post the cake soon tho im on my computer rn#fuxjks im sleepy#blue rants#blue🫐#<333333333
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I tried one of these lil motherfuckers and it was so actually so ass omg 😭 I’m not getting it y’all
#⭐️rving#⭐️ve#4norexla#ed but not ed sheeran#starv1ng#tw skipping meals#too f4t#f4st!ng#@na motivation#im fat and ugly#oreo coke#coke oreos#tw ana bløg#🕯️as a feather#anorexla#anoresick#rexielife#low cal restriction#i will reach my ugw#tw ana rant
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