#oreo goes to college

[oreozfox]

While I was in there, the lunchroom in my university was full of students who just got their calculus exams back. You'd think they just got out of some sort of disaster (as someone who hates math, I don't think this is v dramatic at all).

I saw two boys meet up, and while high-fiving his friend, one of them exclaimed "Ayyy, thirty-four percent!" and his friend went, "Yeahhh- OH NO"

Gave me serious Larry and Sal vibes

[theoreocat]

On Thursday, we had to say goodbye to our fluffy orange cat, Phoebus. In December, he was diagnosed with lymphoma but they said it was "probably small cell." He initially seemed like he was taking well to chemo. But last week his health took a rapid downturn after it was revealed to us that "oh, actually it's LCL." We basically spent a college tuition on our sweet boy to get more time with him, but he started vomiting through his cerenia, so we knew it was time.

Oreo and Phoebus were about the same age. It's infuriating an unfair that even though we did everything, they still passed far too young for something outside our control.

We also have 2 other cats who seem mostly okay but definitely notice our boy's absence. His litter-mate paces around and looks for him. His little brother we adopted in 2021 is overgrooming and cuddling more.

This isn't me trying to trauma dump. More like "wow, what were the odds that another person is going through something so similar at the same time."

My heart aches for you. The hole they left behind will never be filled, but we grieve because we had so so so much love. I'm thinking about you and your sweet Oreo.

I am so very sorry for your loss. It's definitely not an easy thing to have to go through and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. My heart goes out to you. They keep their paws wrapped around our hearts.

[atinylittlepain]

SAWEEET BABY JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! THE DBF!JOEL WEILURHWLEIRHWEIRWE! That was incredible! Could we have oneshot of the lead up to them fucking in Joel's truck? 👀👀👀👀😍😍😍😍😍

hahahahahah wooh! i'm glad you asked - here is the ooey gooey middle of the Ride It oreo cookie, enjoy :)

Let's Take a Ride

No-outbreak!Joel Miller x f!reader

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warnings | 18+ smutty language, dbf!Joel, age gap

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“Aren’t you cold, honey?” Truthfully, she is, barefoot in the gravel of the highway shoulder, her heels tossed into the backseat a while ago, in nothing but the short dress she had gone out in. But Joel’s gaze is warming her up just fine.

“I’m ok, Joel. Thank you for coming to get me.” He sighs, stepping closer to inspect the flat on her back tire, letting out a low whistle as he kneels down to take a closer look.

“More than a flat tire. The whole rim is busted. Just how fast were you going?” She flushes hard under his pointed look. So maybe she had been speeding when she accidentally hit a curb. But mistakes happen, right?

“Um, I don’t know?” He huffs, getting up from his kneeling position with a groan and wiping his hands off on his jeans. He cocks his head at her, crossing his broad arms over his chest. She swallows hard at the flex of his biceps.

“You been drinking tonight, honey?” When all she offers him in response is an anxious smile, he clicks his tongue, shaking his head.

“I’m not drunk. I had a drink with some friends. It’s not like that’s a crime. I am of age, y’know.”

“Oh, believe me, I know.” Her brow furrows at his sighed out words. What’s that supposed to mean?

“Are you telling me you got all dressed up like that just for some friends, honey?” That question shocks her silent, and he chuckles at her slack expression, stepping closer until she can feel the heat radiating off him. He lets a single finger skate along the neckline of her dress before hooking it under one of the straps, tugging her in until she’s pressing her palms against his solid chest to stop herself from stumbling.

“Tell me this, honey. Why’d you call me, of all people, to come help you?” She can smell lingering whiskey on his breath. He’s been around her dad’s house enough times for her to know he likes a nightcap, a little hit of warmth to end the day. That mixed with the scent of him - cedar and sweat, and smoke from the cigarette habit he swears he’s trying to break - is sending her mind into a haze, and she’s finding it hard to answer his question.

“Because, um– because you– um–” He chuckles again, cutting off her mumbling with a wicked crook of a grin on his face.

“It’s alright, honey. You can just say it, huh? I know what you want.” Is this really happening?

“You– you do?” He nods, bringing his other hand to tilt her chin up, keeping her gaze on his.

“You think I haven’t noticed? Can practically feel you burning a hole through my back with the way you look at me, honey. What a sweet little thing like you wants with an old man like me is beyond me.” The finger he kept hooked in the strap of her dress is running the arc of it, back and forth, back and forth, the graze of his skin against hers making her shiver.

“You’re not that old.” That makes him laugh, his eyes crinkling up and his smile broadening at her.

“Don’t think I’m too old for you?” Albeit hesitantly, she shakes her head no.

“Think you can handle me, honey? Bet I ride a little different than them college boys of yours.” Her stomach twists at the implication of his words, and she thinks she’d melt on the spot if he wasn’t still firmly holding her chin in place.

“I can handle it.” She tries to sound as confident as possible, but her voice still ends up coming out a bit meek, almost a whine. Joel just grins, dipping his head down to nose along her cheek, his lips finding the shell of her ear. The low drawl of his words goes straight through her, pooling heat in her core.

“We’ll see about that, honey. Why don’t you be a dear and open that car door for me. We’re gonna take a little ride together.”

[anglsenthvnsent]

✰ stray kids as uni bfs!

warnings: mentions of food, too much boyfriend material, cause of death: uni!seungmin, inconsistent use of correct spelling

welcome to my first post! <3

-✰bang chan

uni!bangchan definitely… struggles :’) he stays awake till 2-3am every night, either doing homework or procrastinating and making music. thank god his roommate basically lives with their partner, because u get to stay in his dorm with him during these early mornings, urging him to stay on task so he can sleep.

u guys met at the gym!!! u were trying to get back into exercising after the spring break and he saw u on the treadmill. literally hearts in his eyes. like the shy guy he is, he waited until u were almost out of the door before asking “do u go to the uni around here?”

let’s just say he was giggling and kicking his feet when u offered ur number to him <3

bang chan credits u for every completed assignment! he loves that u are so willing to help him, even if he is embarrassed to ask sometimes. (it goes like, “babe.. ugh i’m so sorry but what the fuck does he mean by this?”)

he will get u breakfast from the campus cafe before all of ur morning classes. he says it’s his job as a boyfriend, even if he only got four hours of sleep! (one time he slept in and got u lunch AND dinner to make up for it)

-✰lee know

lee know is an interesting student to say the least. his electives are all “art 101” and “basket weaving” because those are the ‘easy’ classes (sadly, no college class is easy) though, surprisingly, he is very interested in his major classes! studious student.

his go-to look is glasses with a comfy hoodie and sweatpants. when u see him on campus u can’t help but stare. comfy bf material.

u guys always seemed to cross paths at the off campus grocery store! u happen to be picking up comfort snacks after crying ur eyes out due to stress :( he strolled down the same aisle as u, quickly recognizing the university hoodie u had on, staring longingly at what oreo flavor to choose with fresh tears in ur eyes.

“i like the java chip ones :)” after he saw ur tears, he bought them for u.

ur dates consist of: trudging along campus to classes together, movie nights with snacks in the oh so comfy twin sized dorm bed, and grocery store runs! he also loves to do sheet masks together! (just don’t tell anyone how soft he is for u)

studies come second to him. u come first <3

-✰changbin

a jock but not in the aggressive type way. he just wants to lift and pass his classes. (which he always does! nothing below a B- for binnie)

he is good with in-class work! whipping out assignments while the teacher is talking about the subject is light work for him. but homework… alone in his dorm…. his kryptonite. for some reason focusing is so hard in that situation!

when u first heard him speak in economics class, u didn’t expect him to be so sweet?? u sat a couple rows back, so good thing he couldn’t see ur constant staring. his smile, his biceps, his too-tight shirts, his everything.

group projects are ur guys’ weakness because you somehow always get put together. (not that u mind!) in ur third group project this semester, he bit the bullet and asked u out! he was so nervous that he made a whole google slide saying “will u go out with me?” he asked han to decorate it lol.

studying together is no easy task. ur talking about currency then suddenly in a sweet make out sesh! he said he couldn’t handle the “sweet” looks u were giving him.

really soft boyfie !

-✰hyunjin

my art student. what else would he major in?

you guys actually met in starbucks on campus! hyunjin tries to do essays in a cafe setting to “stay focused” (he really just wants to be aesthetic).

you work as a barista, and after taking his order, he couldn’t take his eyes off of u for the 2 hours he was there. he ended up sketching u instead of write his essay! shockingly, he was able to muster up the courage to at least ask ur major before he left (aka, rushed out and ran into the door).

you guys are the sickly sweet couple everyone sees on campus. u are always together!!! hyunjin wants nothing to separate ur hand from his >:(

of course, when he has freedom to choose for his big projects in his art classes, he always chooses something that reminds him of you. he doesn’t like painting portraits that much, so he will choose to paint ur favorite flowers, your first date scene, your hand holding his… yeah, he’s that type of boyfriend :’)

he despises his required classes, like english and math. he doesn’t understand it like he understands art, so he needs ur support!! please run ur fingers thru his hair when he’s whining about his weekly reading!

he loves ur relationship more than anything <3 he’s so happy he can spend his college years with u

-✰han

oh boy. how do we even start this.

i think he tries his best. he really does! he doesn’t want to be one of the few in his class failing, but he just doesn’t really grip onto learning the required subjects like english.

this is how u two met! u work for the university as a tutor, and han was required tutoring for english or else he would get dropped from the class :( he showed up to the tutoring session in an empty lobby in the main campus building, and as soon as he laid eyes on u, he cursed himself. he was supposed to be learning, how can he do that when he has the prettiest person in front of him!! :’(

even outside of ur sessions u help him all the time! he appreciates ur help so much, and of course he doesn’t want his partner to have to help him with his work 24/7, but u don’t mind at all.

his schedule is chaotic. wake up, go to class, go by the convenience store to get both of u snacks, come back to UR dorm, nap in UR bed, wake up when u get back from classes, walk around campus together, get dinner in the dining hall, then fall asleep at HIS dorm.

he always praises himself for choosing to live in a quad with his own room and praises u for working for the university so u get ur own dorm. “it’s like we knew we were going to date!”

he always shows his love and appreciation. power college couple <3

-✰felix

felix has the time of his life in college. he loves being independent, doing something new, and just taking it all in.

that’s why he decided to be ambitious his freshman year; getting a job right away at the campus cafe, and also continuing his hobby of dance by taking a freestyle dance elective!

u were also taking the elective class to try and get more in to ur passion for dance. u never felt too confident in ur skills, so what better way to improve than in a class with others that were learning too!

when felix walked in the room the first day of class, looking all professional in his beanie, oversized sweatpants and a plain t-shirt, u were immediately attracted… but also intimidated!! he must be so good (>:d) u guys actually got put as partners for ice breakers, then a partner project, then a mid-term project, realizing how genuine and sweet he is!!

let’s just say,, things got a lil close for ur projects. flirting was a given around him and kissing, definitely happened.

and even though his excitement for college was a 100! his grades… struggled to reflect that :( like others, college is hard to grasp sometimes!! u continued to help him and remind him that everyone is having a hard time too <3

another sickly sweet couple. he just can’t pry himself away from u!

-✰seungmin

i kinda feel like seungmin is like,, the perfect fit for uni boyfriend? he just gives off those vibes to me so much. (yes i am seungmin biased haha)

does he have all 100% in his classes? yes! does he procrastinate? hell yes…..that’s all he does. to try and help his problem, he wants to study with u! he thinks that this will help him focus more bc silence is always comfortable between u two. but it just ends up him playing some game and u watching, messing him up every time he’s close to passing the level.

if you guys have an in-person class together, he wants needs to sit by u. he doesn’t find it right that u don’t want to sit next to ur own boyfriend. how dare u actually want to listen to ur professor instead of engage in snarky side conversation the whole time >:(

he loves walking around campus late at night. not like, 2am but more like 10pm lol (cuz besides staying up for hw, i feel seungmin is an avid sleeper). after ur night class, he will meet u by ur dorm building and walk around, hands linked the whole time. this is the time where he’s affectionate and loves to talk about ur relationship aww!! it’s conversation like “i remember the first time i held ur hand”, and “we should have another takeout homework date in the library soon”.

i could literally go on and on about uni!seungmin bc it’s a perfect match ahh.

-✰i.n

high school classmates to college classmates! it might have been handy to know someone going into college…. if u and jeongin even knew who each other were.

“yang jeongin? he was in my homeroom? uhh-“

i.n thought that he didn’t need help going thru his first year. he wanted to be independent and make friends on his own >:( butttt with each passing day, adjusting to new classes and even his roommate moving out, he couldn’t even manage to talk to someone new for more than a minute.

u finally recognized him when u saw his academy hoodie he was wearing one day! u rushed to reach him before he entered the classroom, and when u two made eye contact… god jeongin thought the world stopped.

from then, u guys slowly started seeing each other more, than exchanging numbers, then hanging out! ur hangouts usually consisted of studying, but it always ended up in doing to the dining hall and eating together, staying in their right until it closed.

let’s just say, u both struggled in the homework department. but quizzes?? yang jeongin is, surprisingly, an academic weapon.

he loves quality time with u. staying up late, just being in each other arms and talking about nothing.

he will also most definitely require u to watch old minecraft videos with him. quality time right! :)

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[stabbyfoxandrew]

Happy wipw!! Hope it’s not a stressful one💕 Could i please get a snippet of arsonist neil?

WIP Wednesday (8/14) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 211)

Aaron’s mouth opens long before any sound happens, but finally he manages a shaky, “Twins.”

“Yes, we are. Are you just realizing that?” Andrew goes back to the counter piled with grocery bags and Aaron unsticks himself from the hallway carpet and comes inside, shutting the door behind him.

“No,” Aaron begins, swaying on his feet. “My baby? There’s two of them.”

The box of macaroni and cheese slips out of Andrew’s hand and hits the ground with a muffled rattling sound. He makes his brain repeat what Aaron’s just said, then again. And he stares at his obviously shell-shocked brother for a good thirty seconds before he believes it.

Laughter bubbles up Andrew’s throat and he feels the way he did in college, the way he did in high school. Like it’s totally out of his control and he’s really going to laugh himself to death. He laughs until it turns into coughing— huh, maybe he really shouldn’t have smoked so much in college— and Aaron just stands there staring at him.

“The Minyard curse continues,” Andrew finally says, a bit choked. Aaron’s expression pinches and he climbs onto one of the bar stools, digs through a grocery bag until he finds a package of Oreos. He tears it open and eats three before he says anything else. Andrew eats four.

“I don’t know what to do. Two is too many.”

“I imagine your mother had the same thought.”

Aaron drops his forehead on the countertop and Andrew takes the cookies away, closing the package and putting them in their proper place. He continues to put things up until he runs out and Aaron is still comatose, leaning on the counter. It seems Andrew will have to carry this conversation. Or… Resuscitate it.

[asherthehimbo]

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!ncarnations: @realincarnation a band formed by two childhood friends 6 years ago, although they only oficially started releasing music 3 years ago. They are known for their interesting lore/concept and their beautifully creepy mv's. Since they arnt under a label they have a lot of freedom, their PR manager is constantly under stress😭. Not one of them r straight and they aren't scared to share that. Despite most of the members being Korean, they all grew up in other places. Everyone is anonymous, they are known by nicknames (twt usernames) and wear masks when performing. Their fans are called petals.

[Name] [Lastname]: @IncarnationY, lead singer and guitarist of the band incarnation. Writes & produces most songs along with Changbin and Soyeon. The lore concept was written by him. He formed the band along with Beomgyu (his childhood friend). He was born in '98 and is 6'4ft. He is a huge Ateez fan in secret, the fans don't know abt this but !ncarnation r tired of hearing it💀. Started learning Korean a week before his hiatus was announced, so its 1 month before where the story takes place. His hair is a dark pink with black roots. Actually has a tattoo of a carnation on his colarbone.

Choi Beomgyu: @IncarnationC, he is salty that Changbin took the B, after incarnation so he had to use C, has been friends with [Name] since he was 12, [Name] was his neighbour and used to act as an older brother figure to Gyu. Beomgyu tends to cling to [Name] a lot and the fans find it adorable. He has ongoing beef with Ryujin for no reason💀. Knows everything abt everybody somehow??? It's scary. Refuses to dye all of his hair pink so instead only has little strands in his hair (Oreo Gyu just with pink)

Seo Changbin: @IncarnationB, hates their lore, not because it's not good, but because he doesn't understand it, and refuses to listen when [Name] tries to explain it. Drummer, gym bro, produces alongside [Name] and Soyeon, was last to join the band. Is friends with Choi Yeonjun, the famous model, but doesn't tell anyone. Everyone goes to him for advice, since he's the middel man he feels left out sometimes but the group tries their best to assure him that they adore him. Has almost leaked his identity so many times that everything he tweets needs to be looked over first. Like Gyu doesnt dye his hair but has pink streaks (Maniac era just pink instead of green) and uses pink hair glitter.

Jeon Soyeon: @IncarnationS, keyboardist, second eldest, she writes and peoduces songs along with [Name] and Changbin, was third to join the band, she met [Name] in their freshman year of college since they were in the same class. She keeps putting on long acrylics and then breaking them off while performing and its so funny, there are literally compilations of her doing so💀. There was once a scandal cause one of her nails flew towards the crowd and a fan caught it and sold it for 5k online, people though she and [Name] were dating until she wrote and performed the song "scratches" in wich she came out to the fans. She is the shortest in the group and jumps on [Name's] back at a lot of concerts to be able to see the whole crowd. Her hair is a pastel pink color.

Shin Ryujin: @IncarnationR, she has an unhealthy attachment to her guitar and named it pinkie. She has beef with Beomgyu, nobody knows why. She's attached to Soyeon in the way Gyu is to [Name]. She was last to join the group, she somehow knows almost everybody but also has no friends outside the band??? its so weird. She loves going to dog parks even though she doesnt own a dog. She's the one that came up with the idea for them all to have pink hair that matches their lore. Her whole head is a pink ombre going from dark to light pink, her hair reaches her shoulders.

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[scaryleo-scaryleo]

me and my partner have been making really dumb adult natalie headcannons and we’ve made a list of the good ones

goes out of her way to buy ring pops

will not eat cereal after she found out fruit loops are all the same flavor

ate pop rocks and got scared

has put a goldfish in her mouth before that scene

buys rainbow goldfish crackers but will not eat the green ones

hates hello kitty because she is 3 apples tall

doesn’t understand monopoly but she still plays it and gets absolutely furious

puts diesel instead of normal gas in her car very often

puts any teeth she finds under her pillow for the tooth fairy and gets pissed when they’re still there in the morning

thinks the mall easter bunny is real and gets so scared that she has to be escorted out of the mall

is not allowed in any aquarium in her state

she is the reason why toys r us closed down

hates pudding

tries to suck jello cups into her mouth and throws them against a wall when she chokes on it

she has 5 minute crafts blocked on literally every platform even though they blocked her first because she sent them death threats and called them mean names

goes all out on halloween to scare kids then steal their candy

when kids knock on her door she chases them

goes to the pool and wears arm floaters and screams at kids while trying not to drown and they splash her

loves boiled peanuts

coughs like an ipad kid

did not grow out of eating her boogers instead she just started doing it for fun in like her late 20s

sent taissa a video of her not voting for her

got rejected from a community college

accidentally posted an embarrassing picture of herself staring into the camera on twitter and now it’s a meme and when people tag her she starts screaming

has been banned from every social media platform like 4 times

does not know what a stanley cup is, one time misty bought her one and she thought that it meant misty made it and she was really confused

loves fireworks but is scared of the ones you throw

throws the popping fireworks at misty’s car and windows every year on the fourth of july one time it hit misty in the forehead and she had a giant welt on her head for weeks and natalie kept pressing it in

tried to eat one of said fireworks

loves the fourth of july like what really hyped about it but literally has no idea what the history of it is

gets caught sneaking into churches and eating all of the communion wafers

thinks the keebler elves are real

still looks for the leprechauns that destroyed her childhood classrooms at the end of rainbows and has gotten lost in a field doing so

gets mad when beets don’t turn her pee red because that’s the only reason she eats them she tries it at least once a month

got lost in a corn maze and she got so mad that she just started eating all of the corn

presses peoples bruises in then gets really offended and mad when they tell her to stop but also gets mad if they don’t react

saw the the spider-man movie and thought it was real so she kept picking up spiders and letting them bite her it got so bad that misty had to take her to the ER

thought jaws was real so she went on a boat and jumped off to kick a shark in the head

bought a grimace shake and got really mad that it didn’t end up like the tiktoks

like to chase her friends around with things she finds

makes tiassa a dirt cake when she won the election out of fucking mud and rocks then felt bad so she made misty make one out of pudding and oreos to give to her

when tiassa first started running she made fake merch out of rocks and sold it outside of tiassa’s house

[penguin--person]

for the ask game! 18 for nastya, 16 (i don't think he has any if zhenya doesn't count , more of a hypothetical) for kozlov, 28 for gabriela and if you want 32 for whoever you think would be interesting ! feel free to switch them around or not answer !!!

ask game

18. their opinion on lying, stealing, and killing?

its ok if she or someone that she cares about does it, as long as they dont get caught doing any of this.

if she sees someone she doesnt like/is neutral about, like, just shoplifting, shes reporting them. sorry shes a youngin'... if someone told her not to do it shed stop. killing scares her !! but again if someone that she cares about does it (gabriela) its fine .. and i think nastya kills gabriela in one timeline perhaps .. and lying, i think.. she doesnt see lying as bad, like, ever? idk

16. do they have any pets? what do they call their pets?

ive been holding off on answering this ask bc I Dont Knowww!!! Idk!!! i think he'd like to have a dog but he wouldnt get one.. maybe feeds strays? i can see him volunteering at a dog shelter or like, being a dog walker on the side... i think he'd feel bad getting one bc like, if he died in the zone, gabriela would have to take care of it and he knowsss she wouldnt.

for what he'd name it ... i dont know ! could be smth simple based on appearance? like 'brownie' for a brown dog or 'oreo' for a black n white one

she generally comes across as someone who dislikes everyone she comes across, so its hard for me to pin this down... i think. overexegaterating what she thinks in a 'natural' manner? like uhh if kira did bad on an experiment or smth, gabriela would say smth like "your performance in your latest experiment... are you sure this is the right line of work for you? would you, perhaps, consider going to college before working at an institute such as this one?" instead of just "your performance was bad because of x and y. do better".. also avoiding the people that she dislikes.

28. how do they show that they care about someone? how do they express that they don't like someone?

the first one shows the most with ostrov and kozlov. generally, she shows that she cares by just.. trying ! and communicating her feelings (as much as gabriela does with anyone). not preassuring them to do do things that they dont want to (Evil Experiments/give up stalking)... goes out of her way to help them (patching kozlov up, would maybe buy ostrov little gifts)

32. do they have any habits that aren't particularly self-destructive, just maybe odd?

im uncertain as to what this question means, so i cant answer it :( im not sure what qualifies as an odd habit ! i think umm . idk. i dont knyaow ♥️sorry

[bonniebird]

Grandpa Emerson set up the Frog brothers to die instead of Michael and Sam theory/Rant

The Frog brothers are the last members of a very old hunting family that emigrated to America specifically to kill off one line of vampires (Max and Vlad) who are descended directly from Dracula in the lost boys: the beginning. From cannon we know that traditionally there is one older hunter who is retiring and one new hunter who is 18 and they hunt together until the young hunter is trained.

The only hunter we know of who is retiring in Santa Carla is Grandpa Emerson.

It's well known that there are vampires in Santa Carla, Max has been there since 1900s. David, Marco, Paul and Dwayne (plus Jasper?) have also been there since the 1900s.

The Frog brother's parents aren't training them in any way.

The Frogs knew where the Emerson house was without being told and Grandpa Emerson states he never goes into town and it's cannon he lives off the land he owns as much as he can.

Grandpa Emerson grows weed and the Frog's brothers are constantly so high that they might be dead (Running joke) it's not a stretch to think that he's their pot dealer and the beer and oreos he has are brought to him by the Frog's when they pick up their parent's weed.

The Frogs know more about the vampires in town than the comic book they give Sam so they have to get the info from somewhere.

Despite being 18 Michael hasn't ever met his Grandpa and Lucy left for college which means that she hasn't been home for approx 20 years. Which would suggest that he doesn't want them to be there despite being very close with Lucy. It would also make sense with his wife dead and vampires stopping him from going into town to move to Pheonix with Lucy.

Given that he doesn't tell Lucy about the vampires until she's literally survived an attack it would seem he has been trying to stop her, Sam and Michael from getting involved with the vampires which would go against the hunting tradition. Max/ David picked out Michael to be killed by Star on the first day that he arrived before he'd seen Lucy which would imply that He and David assumed he could be the new hunter training with Grandpa Emerson.

We know that there is Cannon beef with Edgar and Grandpa in the later films and comics but it's never really talked about. We also know that with the Lost girls and Widow Johnson plot Grandpa Emerson likely dies (It's never confirmed but his death is described as horrifying and Sam who supposedly witnessed it with Edgar and Alan goes insane right after his Grandpa's rumoured death and then gets turned into a vampire and tried to hunt down Edgar)

It would make sense if Grandpa Emerson knew he couldn't keep the vampires from fully taking over Santa Carla anymore or protect Lucy, who he kept in the dark about his past, and decided to offer up the doppelgangers of the Frogerie Brothers who are from the hunting family Max and David thought they had killed off. It would also make it more understandable why Sam really blames Edgar for Grandpa Emerson's death/murder by widow Johnson. Why would Edgar bust his ass to save the guy that was training him to be bait? He certainly isn't obligated to. Despite Sam feeling, Edgar was at fault for his Grandpa's death Lucy has no issue with the Frog brothers until after Edgar had to kill Sam. We know Lucy is lenient but wouldn't be forgiving of her dad, who she's incredibly close with in the films, unless she felt he was at fault. It makes sense that something made it reasonable for Edgar to be absolved especially with Lucy.

TLDR: Did Grandpa Emerson set up the Frog brothers to be vampire bait? Probably.

[20dollarlolita]

30 day lolita challenge, day 4

Quick note about day 3 (10 things you hate about lolita), I did forget one thing: I really, really don't like peignoirs. You can wear them if it's your thing but I've never liked the idea of vintage pajamas as lolita. Also I don't really like the idea that anything vintage can be used as lolita fashion.

I'm doing the Random Lolita's 30 day challenge that they made back in 2011.

So, here goes: ten kinds of food you like (I guess lolita-adjacent?) Anyway, all this gets a

FOOD CW

.1) I really like big soft pretzels. Like if it's vaguely pretzel and it's soft, I probably like it. My favorite pretzel recipe is this one, but instead of baking soda, I use washing soda (and I wrap the little arms around each other instead of just crossing them, because I'm not a monster). Tasty AF. Also super fun to make into bows or other shapes instead of the traditional pretzel.

.2) Milk tea and thai milk tea (w/boba). I found out recently that I don't like it super sweet. Also if the small boba are available, they're much better.

.3) Sushi. I'm allergic to crustaceans and mollusks, so I have to find a place where I don't worry about cross-contamination. One of the things I miss the most about living in San Diego was being able to go to the fish market and get fish that was safe to eat raw. I'm no sushi chef but I can cut the fish all nice and properly (my rice is absolutely not good, though). I leave it to the pros these days, but it was nice to DIY it back when I could.

.4) Okay, so I'm running out of stuff and no one wants me to put wheat thins and grownup lunchables on this. So we're going to migrate a little bit to places where it's fun to wear lolita to eat.

.5) Restaurants where it's fun to wear lolita: For some reason, people at Dennys and Shari's and other 'good ol' american diner's seem to react weirdly positively to lolita fashion.

.6) I went to get pizza with my family last night and a little girl asked why I was dressed like a princess.

.7) Okay those frozen yogurt places where they sell it by weight have a huge nostalgia thing for me because of being in college and trying to absolutely optimize the topping to weight ratio to get the best value with the minimum cost.

.8) I really don't like macarons but I like pretending that oreos are macarons

.9) chocolate that's not fruit flavored. I don't like pretty much any fruit. My mom gets on my case about it. But I absolutely hate good chocoalte ruined by fruit. Also cake with fruit. Just don't put fruit in anything.

.10) I really like the experience of

[oreozfox]

Tumblr users who are going into college and planning to live in dorms, lemme tell yall something.

I currently have someone living in my suite who astounds me with her lack of regard for other people sleeping.

Before 8am, before me or my other suitemate were awake, she got in the shower and started blasting music. Now that her shower is done, she is standing in the bathroom talking loudly on a phone call.

This is the least of what she does.

I have had to get onto her several times for having friends over and talking loudly with the door open past 2am. Sometimes she FaceTimes in the bathroom at 6am for everyone to hear. She has brought such loud boys over that we've gotten noise complaints.

She is not an outlier. I have lived in two dorm buildings where people blast music, do extremely loud karaoke, and loudly scream at video games as late as 3am.

Going to college has made me realize how many ppl don't care abt the others around them, and no amount of complaints make them stop.

I am begging you not to be like those people. When you live in a dorm, stop and think about the time before you blast that song or get on a loud, on speaker phone call. College is hard. Sleep is important. Be considerate.

[random2908]

I have been conducting a study.

I have been studying fast food chocolate shakes. I am now prepared to share my findings:

McDonald's: it's fine. It's the most generic milkshake possible, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. There's nothing to complain about, but there's nothing to laud, either. If you haven't tried a McDonald's shake in 30 years, give it a try again, they completely revamped the recipe in like the late 90s or something and it's a lot better now.

Jack in the Box: it tastes like chocolate syrup, very sweet, very artificial-chocolatey. Fine if you like that kind of thing; for me, I think it's an ok flavor for a topping but not as the main flavor in my milkshake.

Carl's Jr: tastes very real. Like milk. Tastes like milk and real ice cream but not much like chocolate at all. If you want your milkshake to taste like it's healthy go with this one. I could imagine having this at a diner.

In-n-out: despite the reputation, I really don't think it's particularly better than McDonalds. Its defining feature is that it goes heavy on the vanilla, even in a chocolate shake, which I find very nostalgic. Specifically, it's nostalgic of 9th grade, when used to walk through the In-n-out "drive"-thru across the street from my school and get a shake for lunch like two days a week. I will say this and music are the two things that are nostalgic of high school in a good way. That still does not make this an especially good milkshake, though. I mean, it's fine. Like McDonald's, it's perfectly fine, but it's not especially good.

Burger King: you can get a chocolate oreo shake here, not just chocolate or oreo like at most other places. So I've never had the chocolate shake here.

Five Guys: you can also get a chocolate oreo shake here. The one in Ann Arbor was better 5-10 years ago, chocolatey but not sweet--or at least not so sweet as to completely cover that very specific chocolate bitterness, which is something I've grown to appreciate as an adult. More recently there, and also here, it's not as chocolatey. But it is probably the thickest ice cream of the fast food shakes. Really very good.

Wendy's: I've only had a Wendy's frosty a handful of times in my life--a few times in early childhood when they still existed in my hometown, and then a couple times in college and grad school. My memory is the texture is bad and that's why they call it a frosty rather than a milkshake. It's fine if you just need a chocolate-flavored fry dip, but maybe not as a drink. I don't know, maybe I'm misremembering, though.

Sonic: this one is the best. It tastes like chocolate pudding, and I love chocolate pudding. This is the first time I've ever lived within 50 miles of a Sonic (shocking that that happened in NorCal of all places). But since I was doing a study, I went out of my way to get one. I drove over 20 minutes, telling myself I'd been waiting 18 years for this--ever since I had a classmate in grad school from Oklahoma who used to rave about them and complain that we got radio ads for them in the Detroit area even though the nearest Sonic was well into Ohio. Anyway, yeah, it was worth it. I can't believe it beat Five Guys, but it beat Five Guys by a lot. The one negative, and I can't believe I'm saying this, is there was about twice as much whipped cream on it as I really wanted.

I had been going to extend this test another couple weeks, to give Burger King, Wendy's, and Five Guys their fair shakes (...as it were)--Wendy's because I remember not liking it but haven't had it since... like... since I was a TA and it was the only thing open near the bus stop after my night classes? And Burger King and Five Guys because I only ever get chocolate oreo, and it's not fair to all the other shakes, so I was going to try plain chocolate--but Sonic blew everything else out of the water tonight so I gave up.

[radiowave-slushie]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

ALL OF THEM IN ORDER:

spotify! my acc is @/SLUSHIE!!

i actually just cleaned my room on the 23rd!

my eyes are blue :3

my dead name is kira, and i don’t like it mainly because i have a lisp with R and so people think im saying “kila” all the time 😭 my chosen name is corvine and i love this name because its an adjective that means crow or crow like!

UNFORTUNATELY SINGLE

mile long stare

my hair is dirty blonde and teal and i bleached some parts of it

i can’t drive. a car cuz im 13

i get my clothes at hot topic and a store called earthbound in a mall by where i live!

alternative, kind goes between grunge, emo and uhmm,, idk whimsy?

my favorite social media account would have to my tumblr, but my pinterest is a close second cuz i’ve had it for so long

i i have a king size bed!

i am a only child but i have a lot of cousins

i would say either california, alaska or new jersey.

i have never had snapchat before so idk :o(

i have never worn makeup before so idk,,

three or four times a week

my favorite show is probably south park cuz it was one of my hyperfixations!!

a woman’s seven in a half

im 5’6

SNEAKERS!! but i only wear converse and DCs

no, i have asthma and chronic bronchitis so exercising is pretty hard for me but i do surprisingly like running

going shopping or just walking around and getting something to eat, i think shopping would kinda reveal the other person’s style and stuff they like!

four dollars, i spent 70 dollars on a MCR hoodie

im at home rn and have sensory issues with socks so none right now!

one, besides a body pillow

i don’t currently have one, but next year i think im going to start working at a water park during the summer

four, and by this i mean people who have my discord

i hit my friend once. this was from a year ago and i regret it a lot but i think it also helped me realize o have emotional issues and helped me regulate it in the future

vanilla, it’s simple but i really like the smell of it

atom, hyde, and ozzy

val/valentine, callie, erin

honestly i don’t watch enough movies to have one 😭 (it’s Mitchell cera)

same as last answer (it’s shelly duvall)

i do t think i have one specifically, but if i were to look like any celebrity it would be gerard way

the shining!!

my favorite manga is goodnight punpun, but my other favorite book would probably have to be call of the wild

i can’t pick,, can i go with heart?

people call me crow man, roxx, fitzy, crow and stuff like that :3

five times!

s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w by mcr, but i’m a quarterback by sorry mom, texas is forever by pierce the veil, birdcage blue and yellow by yaelokre, united states of whatever by liam lynch, dance dance by fall out boy, jesus of suburbia by green day, i hate myself and i want to die by nirvana, the weezer cover of no scrubs, bleed the freak by alice in chains

i have to take vitamin D bc i have extremely pale skin and never go outside X_x

i have EXTREMELY dry skin

i don’t like being alone and i don’t like wide open spaces

NONE!!! (ok maybe one)

i currently have a mullet but i have to hav my hair a bit shorter, but i almost always keep my hair down

i i live in a apartment complex, so pretty small

i i dont exactly have one,,

someone complimented my hair!

i was asking my dad if i could stop by his house tomorrow to pick something up

i think i was like, seven at the time

o like old Volkswagens and vans!

i might smoke a bit when im older, but if other people want to do it i dont have a problem with it, its their choice not mine.

im still in middle school :/

i wanna be an artist or musician!!!

i like suburbs better because i’ve always lived in suburbs so im more familiar with them

no???

yes, mostly on my arms and they are kinda faint right now because i haven’t been out in the sun

depends on where i am and who im with and who’s taking said photo

155

i go camping with my dad, so yes!

sometimes, depending on who i’m with and what they are

i i think Mcdonald’s, but i haven’t been in a while

ketchup

really any clothes (currently wearing a baggy shirt and jean shorts)

NOPE IM DYSLEXIC AS SHIT

i like to draw and i like to cosplay and i like to go to the woods and,,, that’s about all i can think on at the moment

yes!!

i play drums and clarinet very poorly

ive only been to one concert and that was a metallica concert

tea, coffee is too bitter for me

dunkin’, i like their bagels

uhm,, probably not :// i just don’t really see the point when you can just stay girlfriend boyfriend (also its expensive)

i don’t have a crush at the moment,,

YES MY LAST NAME IS BORING

i think red and black

uhm,,, not really!!

open!

YES I LOVE GHOST!!

quite people and slow walkers

i think my mom? idk i don’t call people often

mint chocolate chip!!

regular, i like the chocolate better

rainbow! i like the colors

it’s a shirt with a few parts of the human body on it and some biology stuff

nepeta leijon :3

im pretty out going depending on the situation!

YES I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!!

i hate them they almost burned down my apartment

nope, besides when im showering

no,, but i do have a think called late night euphoria which makes it seem like im high due to dopamine rushes i get at night

nah ://

some skittles

“the space in between insane and insecure” from jesus of suburbia

winter cuz that’s the only season i don’t have allergies

night because i feel like im more productive

dark chocolate is the best!!

my favorite month is october because that has halloween

virgo! (9/12)

i am honestly not sure cuz i haven’t cried in a while

[mimikyuno]

what's a good vegan treat to give to a vegan woman i like in college, assuming it's easy to order anything on the internet? we are in the early stage of friendship, i think (just nice acquaintances for now)

omg!!!

you mean a treat that would impress her or just a casual snack you can offer her?

i’d say for casual snacks anything goes fr! so many popular snacks are already “accidentally” vegan as i like to call them, like oreos for example.

but if ur trying to impress her, i’d say make her something bc that’s always a winner when ur trying to impress someone you like, vegan or not.

tbh the best advice i can give is that being vegan is not as restrictive as you’d think! at least for vegans like me who do it for ethical/environmental/political reasons rather than those “healthy” vegans who eat only raw food or whatever they do idk lmao. i mostly eat the same foods i ate before going vegan, i just substitute (and i have learnt that tofu goes a long way).

i like maya and this guy on youtube! maya makes very very easy recipes and the other guy shares recipes that are originally vegan from various different cultures. i also like this instagram page, with lots of japanese vegan recipes! im italian so i must recommend carlotta, tho she speaks italian in her videos (now that i went to her profile to get the link i saw that her videos have english subs now tho! i dont rly use instagram anymore bc i hate it lol)

honestly don’t think too hard about it! think what treat you’d want to give her regardless of her being vegan and then see if u can find a way to veganize it or make smth similar without the non vegan ingredients! that’s how i approach my food, it’s all about being flexible and experimenting. my wife and i are super lazy and dont cook often and we always manage to eat yummy treats every day (we’re two foodies).

GOOD LUCK WITH THE GIRL!!! 🌱🩷

[moosekateer13]

Chapter 5: The Alchemy

4 months later

Since we met, it's been a hell of a crazy ride. We did things backwards, so we had to take time to actually get to know each other.

Sam loves to keep things tidy, and I enjoy unorganized chaos.

As expected, Sam ended up cleaning up my office and even put up a bookshelf.

Oreo seems to be closer to him than to me now. He follows him wherever he goes except the bathroom. Oreo did that once and got scolded for it. He hasn't done it since. Sam and I had our first date the week following all the chaos had died down.

Our food taste couldn't be more different. He preferred things that featured a lot of veggies, while I preferred things with more meat.

Opposites attract and that truly rings for us.

Sam and I split the time between the bunker and my place. I even created a doorway between them in case we didn't feel like travelling by car. It can only be opened if my hand or Sam’s touches. If any supernatural beings have captured us or are imitating us. It won't open either. Dean and Holy have a doorway between her business and the bunker as well. It will only open for them. Dean prefers driving his beloved Impala. I don't blame him. There is no replacement for driving on the road.

I feel Sam kiss my neck and then place his hand on my belly.

“Mmm Sam, stop, I'm trying to finish writing in my journal.” I scolded.

“No can do, darling. This is what I like to do when I get up. Kissing you and feeling our pup kick.” Sam replied.

That's right Sam and are expecting. I felt a change in myself a few weeks after the claim. With witches, it's slightly different with pregnancies. We can feel when we are expecting before and the test can tell us. 

“I can't wait to meet her. I'm excited too. She's going to be badass and have a caring heart. Just like you.” I said.

“You mean Tabitha Cassandra will be like us? You are all those things too, lioness.” Sam replied with a smile.

A knock at our door interrupts our peace. 

“Sam, I should get that,” I said.

“Okay, hurry back,” Sam replied as he reluctantly released me.

I open the door and there is nothing there but a couple of letters.

I recognize the handwriting of someone I never thought I'd hear from again. It's Churel's. 

Cassandra, I discovered this letter on my deceased husband's desk. It was addressed to you. I couldn't care less what was in it. So I just mailed it to your last known address.

Wow, so crass and rude.

I opened the letter and skimmed over it. The content of the letter feels like a prank but I know the handwriting and it isn't Tidus's, it's Salvatore Grove's, my former crush. When did those two ever get married? I guess she divorced Tidus at one point and married him. I cut off contact with Sal in college. He turned out to be a creep who only kept me around because he thought he could use me to help him through his ruts. Of course, I never let him touch me. I put a spell of protection around myself that blocked him from ever touching me.

This letter claims I was the love of his life. Also wanted us to work things out one day. I toss the offending letter aside.

I head back over to Sam, the love of my life and my alpha. I couldn't care less what that warlock and elf felt. Both he and Churel can rot in hell. I have everything I could need right here. After all, I've been through in life. I'm glad to have found somewhere I truly belong.

“I love you, Sam. You are my home and my family,” I said.

“I love you too, Cassie, and you are mine too,” Sam replied.

[gflscer]

🍄 : damn that river by Alice In Chains

🌪️: being productive

🌈: become a famous singer

🐚: pancakes without a doubt

☄️: Spanish

☁️: dirt by Alice In Chains or milo goes to college by the descendants

🌧️ : watch tv, maybe comfort show like twin peaks

🌸: sweet

✨: across the spider-verse even though I saw it like 4 days ago (I’m seeing it again on Sunday).

🍃: being funny

🍂: being unhygienic

🪐: night in

🌞: literally no idea

⚡️: Oreo icecream

🔥: twisted transistor by korn

🌼: definitely French fries

🌊: Costa Rica, I’ve already been but it’s my fav vacation spot

⭐️: bones

🌙: eragon

🌕: idk my ulta lip oil is nice

🎧: mil horas by Los abuelos de la nada, give you my all by juggler, it could happen to you by Ryo Fukui

✨: heaven or Las Vegas by the Cocteau twins

🦢: I was new to fandom spaces and made accounts for literally everything

🧚‍♀️: playing on my Xbox or pc

🧞‍♂️: I graduate in 5 days!

👒: I have an acne cream that does magic for my skin and I moisturize. That’s about it!

Ask Game

🍄favorite song? 🌪what brings you joy in life? 🌈what would you do if you knew you could not fail? 🐚pancakes or waffles? ☄️foreign language you'd like to learn? ☁️favorite album? 🌧what do you like to do on a rainy day? 🌺sweet or salty? ✨a movie you like to re-watch? 🍃biggest turn on? 🍂biggest turn off? 🪐night in or night out? 🌞dream job? ⚡️favorite ice cream flavor? 🔥last song you listened to? 🌼go-to comfort food? 🌊dream vacation? ⭐️current favorite tv show? 🌙favorite book? 🌕favorite make-up products? 🎧3 songs that pop up on your Spotify shuffle ✨a song you like to daydream to 🦢what made you start your blog? 🧚‍♀️what calms you down? 🧞‍♂️what’s something you’re excited for? 👒do you have a skincare routine?