#oreo duo

[evan-on-the-internet]

I LOVE MY FRIENDS + MY MUTUALS

EVERYONE IS SO AWESOME :)

@adonis-bomb-emoji @mus74ch3c47 @lmanburgseulogy @virtualcoffeemoon @sinnlos-star

[akkivee]

EVERYONE!!!!!!!! ITS BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE DOUBLE BARREL AND YOUTHFUL RIOT DROPPED!!!!! WHICH MEANS ITS BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE THEY GOT MARRIED HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO NAUGHTY BUSTERS LMAO

GO LISTEN TO DOUBLE BARREL TODAY!!!!!! LISTEN TO THE DRAMA TRACK I DID A SUMMARY OF IT!!!!!! ICHIKUU LOVE ❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜

[randompic]

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

@cats-inthe-cradle I THINK YOU ARE THE VERY FIRST PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN THAT SHARES MY OREO OPINIONS. OH MY GOSH HELLO.

[sheepishwoolly]

sorry, i didnt get to post this to tumblr on its true anniversary, but it is still the fifth in alaska and hawaii at least. anyway, i sketched my first drawing of woolly on september 5, 2022, marking two years of woolly! it does feel kind of crazy that ive only been a fan of object shows for a little over two years so far. feels like theyve been something ive been into forever

decided to draw an oreo cake since i had one for my real birthday, though in reality it was more like an oreo pie. i just googled 'oreo cake' and this came up. i wonder how pouchy cooked that up with no arms though

also, i drew this in under an hour. i was originally gonna draw something more akin to what i usually post, this time being a drawing set in new zealand, but i soon realised that i just wouldnt be able to finish it in time, so i sketched something new really quickly. i will eventually finish what i was originally drawing though, dont worry!

[h3nderyss]

you as wayv's 7th member (headcanons)

pairing: ot6 x fem!reader . . . masterlist . . . 127 ver dream ver genre: fluff a/n: romantic headcanons for each member if you were the 7th member and only girl in wayv! u can imagine if ur in a secret relationship or not!

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kun

checks on u 24/7

PRINCESS TREATMENTTTT

like always makes sure ur comfortable no matter where u go

long walks around the city omg

would absolutely love to take u to traditional locations in china

i swear his love is like a warm blanket

u guys would always go on livestreams tg

it'd actually be surprising to the fans if once u go live without him

sometimes at practice he'd show up with ur fav food

if ur sad expect him to hold ur hand thru anything.

he makes sure ur not going through anything alone

even like predebut, yall just had a CONNECTION.

it was practically like u guys were destined to be tg, like there was just that feeling that he was the one

i can only imagine how many cdramas u guys would watch tg

ten

right off the bat expect one of his songs to be about u

he'd def call u "my love" but in thai

that's how special u are to him

oh also expect him to teach u thai too

u guys r literally THE dance duo of nct

lowkey in one of his music videos he'd want u to be a backup dancer or maybe like.. the female lead

he'd send u all of those selfies with his cats bc he knows how much u love them

whenever ur over it's like who do u love more? ten or his cats?

to which he'd be playfully jealous then shower u with kisses

whenever ur overwhelmed by work he'd insist on taking u out somewhere

honestly before he posts any selfies he'd send them ALL to u beforehand

just so that u have special access to his photos before the official release LOL

if he takes u to an art museum he'd constantly say "but you're prettier."

his tattoos r sooo special to u, and he loves it when u admire them

winwin

he's kinda reserved but when it comes to u he is SO vulnerable

he's so nonchalant lol but u know him and whatever he's feeling

nobody is as close to him as u are

he'd make sure to text u everyday no matter how busy he is

bc of actor winwin, we get CRUMBS.

but ur the only thing on his mind if he's back in china while ur in korea promoting

his actions speak volumes

if the crowd is too big somewhere he will always pull u closer

WOULD tie ur hair back for u if he sees it's bothering u during practice or whenever

honestly he didn't expect to fall for u but.. look where he is

absolutely smitten

xiaojun

his love is so intense

he'd GAZE at u whenever u talk like he'd pay no attention to anything around him

he'd cuddle up to u just like a cat

he's so silly like u 2 r the chaotic duo of nct

both of u are chronically online and would never miss out on a tiktok trend

he'd peck ur lips every now and then just to be silly

and always surprise u hugging u behind ur waist with NO warning

if ur relationship is public i feel you'd do lots of couple trends on tiktok too

he'd sing for u ALWAYS

ask to sing him whatever song and he will

knows all ur fav things and would do anything

pls convince him to bring back the oreo hair. (he will upon ur request)

his favourite intimate thing with u is making out lol

hendery

always makes u laugh

surprises u with plushies, knows how much u love them

during content vids fans would suspect on why he's always around u

and when he's on livestreams, he talks abt u

maybe a littleeee too much...

omg whenever he sneaks looks at u it's enough to make u weak

would always find ways to cheer u up

honestly, his presence is enough!

ur relationship would be soft launched by ur matching posts on insta..

and matching clothes...

wouldd let u play with his hair, pls do it more

he's honestly like rlly touchy

i feel like sm would make a statement confirming the relationship like 2-3yrs after debut

yangyang

sooo charming

i feel like his first crush on u would develop after seeing u in the love talk mv

sends u the cutest pics of him ever

oh my god, such boyfriend material

all u want to do is just cuddle with him which is what happens 99% of the time when ur alone tg

u guys would nap often and the other members would secretly take pics

he remembers the little things abt u

ur just occupying his mind out of his own control

his confession would be bold but he's shaking and quaking inside

when he wants kiss u give kiss

bc trust me it's SO hard to resist this sweetie pie

he's so loving omg

he loves when ur hand mindlessly runs through his hair

give this boy ur attention pls

[sillystarwrites]

A/N: you guys seemed to like my Daisuke one shot, so I’ll toss some headcanons here!!

Type: Just random sfw headcanons, Romance & platonic??? Idk

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☆ He’s probably a great cook, gets it from his mom

☆ very clingy !! Idk he seems like he likes cuddles

☆ like if you’re on the Tulpar and working he will just randomly hug you from behind

you were working, simply organizing some boxes from when you felt a pair of arms circle around you, yanking you to the torso behind you.

“WHAT THE FU- oh hi Daisuke.”

☆ basically the above 

☆ if you guys are dating he def sneaks you sweetener packets, even if you don’t like em

☆ you take them anyway, just to be nice because how can you not?? He’s just a cutie patootie 

☆ when you guys get back to earth he gets a pet of some sort. If he gets a dog, it’s a pitbull named Junpei, total sweetie. If it’s a Siamese cat name Oreo that’s either a total bitch to some or a total sweetie to others <3

☆ he collects anime figurines. He brought like 10 onto the ship as well. 

☆ he also reads sailor moon btw trust

☆ when it’s Christmas time, he goes ALL OUT, on the ship or not

☆ same goes for Halloween

☆ and ESPECIALLY Valentine’s Day if yall are dating

☆ buys you one of those big ass teddy bears too

☆ he does the thing where he climbs inside it and waits for you to see your reaction

☆ if you just chill with the teddy and go one with your day he gets bored and scares you

☆ if you snuggle with it or something he’s comfy for a bit, but gets bored and scares you

☆ take note that he scares you either way

☆ he apologizes immediately though, even if you didn’t get upset or scared

☆ okay away from the Valentine’s Day stuff now, he totally leaves doodles around the ship for you

☆ or just throws them at you

☆he draws yimpy the most

☆ for some reason

☆ if there’s a show/media you really like, he learns to draw the characters just for you!!

☆ on earth he goes thrifting with you constantly, for clothes or dolls or anything you like collecting

☆ peak fashion style!!

☆ also helps you do your hair, or dye it or anything tbh

☆ he knows fnaf lore. I will not elaborate 

☆ also plays undertale

☆ and probably has every digimon memorized

☆ because I said so

☆ loves when you play with his hair!!

☆ like will get all flustered & stuff if you do

☆ do it when he’s supposed to be working too, he gets way distracted and Swansea gets hella annoyed

☆ but also Swansea doesn’t get too mad, he knows the boy can’t pull to save his life, so it’s a miracle you wanted him

☆ Daisuke oblivious as hell too

☆ ANY flirting attempts lead in him not understanding and then probably getting it two weeks later at 3AM

☆ he yaps A LOT

☆ yall are the yapper x listener duo

☆ he will talk about the most RANDOM things but he seems all bright & excited, so you don’t stop him

☆ also likes the dark, he thinks it’s calming

☆ also really likes collecting the silly looking fnaf funko plushies

☆ he brought Freddy with him to the ship!!

☆ also brought ten sketchbooks with, half of them are full by the three month mark

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A/N: anyway that’s all I can think of for now, but yippeee

[nanaba]

aot hair contrast duos if you separated them like an oreo 😌 (eremin + yumihisu)

[askfriskandcompany]

And my end of the deal is held.

Here is the album cover for Black Tomato's first album, Blood of the Vine, an emo-rock band straight out of Monster Town.

The brother and sister duo of Oreo and Shadow are here to tear down societal norms and get you in touch with your emotions.

-TQ

[lascvitae]

010. for certain. — the keeho straight era is upon us

jimin, an upcoming star, accidentally finds her new crush, y/n, through a competitive overwatch match. though fueled by her rage for the gameplay, jimin finds herself falling for the girl. whether there be consequences or not, jimin always gets what she wants.

word count: 1.3k

upon hearing three knocks at the door, y/n practically leapt onto her feet. she had seen karina yesterday, yet she still had felt so much excitement coursing through her veins to hear her voice again today. as the door swung open, y/n’s thoughts must have flew out of it because she impulsively hooked her arms around the idol’s neck, pulling her into a tight hug. karina, who was a bit taken aback, accepted the embrace wholeheartedly and smiled as her arms came to rest at y/n’s lower back. as they pulled away, karina was already missing the warmth and the younger’s signature powdery scent.

“were you waiting for me? i was about to say where my hug at.” her heart began to race and the younger girl displayed faux disgust — the previous smile that was wider than a kid in a candy store dropping in an instant. she closed the door and settled back onto the couch, knees coming to rest at her chest. “kinda. i took a shower before you got here.” that explained why she smelled ten times better than usual. “oh, so you can take fast showers?” y/n rolled her eyes, smiling at karina as she settled a significant amount of distance next to the female. “are we watching more barbie movies or what?” karina took off her jacket, tossing it onto the ottoman.

now settled in y/n’s bed, the duo shared a family pack of oreos as they found themselves pressing play to yet another movie. it wasn’t barbie movies anymore — they had been watching christmas movies now. they both lay on their stomachs, laptop screen illuminating their faces along with the multicolored led lights. “what are you doing for christmas, y/n?” karina hummed, turning to look at y/n. how pretty, she thought to herself. “my parents want me and sooyoung to come visit.” she sighed, pausing the movie to check the time. “i don’t know when, though. but i typically can’t talk myself out of it so easily.” she turned to look at karina, breath catching in her throat.

then, her hand reached out to shut the laptop. “um, it’s getting really late, you sh—“ the idol stopped her from standing up, maintaining eye contact. her hand gripped onto the streamer’s arm and unbeknownst to her, y/n’s heart was about to burst through her chest. their previous conversation danced throughout her head, filling it with all different kinds of scenarios and she could swear that karina’s eyes had snaked down to her lips for a moment. “what if i want to stay the night?” y/n desperately tried to calm her nerves. karina was asking to stay the night. in her condo.

“come on, y/n.” karina pouted slightly. “you leave wednesday. let me have this.” her grip loosened on the arm, slowly releasing it once y/n showed no signs of disagreement. “okay, sure. as long as you don’t get in trouble. you can take the bed. i’ll sleep on the couch.” y/n offered. “no way! i’m the guest, i’ll take the couch.” she crossed her arms. “if you’re staying, you can take the bed. i’ll lay out some clothes for you. plus, i really don’t mind.” karina sat up, grabbing y/n’s wrist instead of her arm this time around. “y/n, princess.” she started. the word was smooth like velvet when karina actually spoke it and it made the streamer’s entire world slow down. “what if we just both sleep in the bed? we can put a pillow in between us. no big deal.” and then the idol shrugged as if it was nothing. no big deal? y/n felt relief that her exam was tuesday and not tomorrow. how could she possibly sleep tonight?

and then after a quick shower, karina was walking through the doorway of y/n’s bedroom. she smelled almost exactly like y/n and it made the younger woman giggle at the idea of the karina yu using her body wash and shampoo. karina flicked the light off, leaving only the strip leds as a light source, furrowing her eyebrows as y/n continued to giggle. she wasn’t complaining, though — the sound was better than any song. “what’s so funny?” she threw a poor innocent kuromi plushie that was on standby. thankfully due to her fast reflexes, the streamer dodged it with ease and only laughed more. “hey! i just thought it was unbelievable that you smell like me right now.” karina’s lips curved into a genuine smile as she took this time to smell her own slightly damp hair. “how is that so funny?” karina asked, clearly puzzled. “because you’re karina. and i’m me.” y/n pointed at the older woman then back at herself.

“i’m just jimin to you, princess.” there was that word again. it always left karina’s lips with such ease that it just felt right. y/n could really get used to hearing it more. “what side do you usually sleep on?” this was when y/n had really realized how drastic the current situation was — her and karina were sleeping in the same bed. “i usually sleep on the right.” she yawned, making herself comfortable and finding the charger plug for her phone as the idol did she same on the other side. the hello kitty bolster pillow rested in between them, but nothing could stop them from admiring each other.

the only difference was that y/n was more on the subtle side. she tried to hide it behind her phone, while karina was downright shameless. she wasn’t even trying to hide it, and it made y/n’s cheeks heat up. “stop looking at me like that.” the streamer cleared her throat. as it didn’t prove effective, y/n leaned down to turn on her fan and reached for the remote to the led lights. “what’re you doing?” karina eyed her curiously. “i’m getting ready for bed. you should do the same.” yet y/n didn’t turn off the lights just yet, mesmerized by how karina looked underneath the dim lighting.

“i can’t sleep.” she replied simply, to which y/n just scoffed. “you haven’t even tried, jimin.” the light yet accusatory tone had karina fighting back a smile. “i already know i won’t be able to.” she moved closer to the make-shift pillow barrier. “and why is that?” y/n entertained the idol’s antics. “because i still haven’t gotten a goodnight kiss.” y/n froze. this wasn’t an ideal situation for the woman. truth be told, she was a lonely — but rich — overwatch player, and she had almost zero experience with girls, even though she only found interest in them. there were probably more romantic moments she could remember with men than there were with women — giving her the key indicator that she didn’t like them.

“my god, jimin.” she started. “you’re gonna give me a heart attack. go to sleep.” to this, karina huffed. y/n’s sneaky little glances at her lips whenever they parted didn’t go unnoticed, but she decided not to push the matter any further. after a while of silence, the streamer finally decided to turn off the lights and the room fell dark. the only sound that could be heard was the loud yet soothing hum of y/n’s fan, and it put the woman to sleep almost immediately. “goodnight, princess.” karina spoke, laughing breathily to herself after y/n didn’t respond. cute. she fell asleep instantly, she thought to herself.

“you might get a kiss in the morning.” karina’s eyes slowly blinked open once she heard this, turning her body to search for y/n’s face. unfortunately, she was only met with her back peeking over the hello kitty bolster pillow. the idol smiled like an idiot, pulling the comforter over her shoulders with a giddy feeling in her stomach. and little did she know, y/n was doing the exact same.

“you better not be lying, y/n. i’m holding you to that.”

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taglist (open) — @tzuyusdoughnut @computergbf @1luvkarina @kyakpack @rinapomu @saysirhc @vrtualstar @womanl0ver @c-yerim @yeetaberry127

[minnlahzz]

amethio, silver x hex maniac reader.

requested

amethio and silver! oreo and jalapeño duo (this is separated.) sorry for the big wait, school is biting my toes. uhh silvers is very short, because I feel like ive mentioned most of the things silver would do in other fics. I don't wanna seem repetitive or uncreative!

— AMETHIO

amethio would initially be unsure what to make of you. your eerie aura and cryptic way of speaking would intrigue him, but he’d be cautious. he’s logical, so he’d view what you do as something he needs to understand rather than dismiss, because every person is different why judge them. he’d probably think, "are they like this all the time?" when you casually mention something spooky like the “ghosts watching over” him.

amethio’s edgy demeanor and your crazy words would balance each other out. he’d act as the grounded counterpart to your whimsical nature, often giving you a deadpan look when you go off on a supernatural tangent.

“amethio, the spirit (random gengar) says this battle will be tough.”

“the spirit is stating the obvious.”

your comments often catch him off guard, not because he gets scared of it. it's just becuse you just say it so randomly it's kind of concerning, leading to some amusing exchanges.

“The ghosts approve of you, amethio.”

“good to know. now, tell them to get out out of my way.”

your unpredictability often throws him off balance. whether it’s your cryptic compliments (“the spirits find you quite handsome today”) or your sudden affection, he finds himself flustered more often than he’d like to admit.

your spooky vibe complements his calm and calculated style perfectly. he’d use your unnerving presence to throw off opponents while he plans a precise attack. he might even ask you for “spiritual advice” during critical missions, though you’re never quite sure if he’s joking or went insane.

he isn't really phased from ghosts, neither is his pokemon. ceruledge is one of the few pokémon that isn’t fazed by your team. it often stands protectively between amethio and your more mischievous Pokémon like (for example) misdreavus, who enjoys pranking people by floating off with their belongings. ceruledge gets really paranoid and assumes all your ghosts are evil at first.

amethio never disregards your interests, and tries his best help you enjoy them, even if he's not a fan of it himself.

— SILVER

silver is honestly pretty game with whatever crazy stuff you do, he didn't stop loving you after you did questionable things in order to see ghosts (he'd be apart of it anyway.)

first time meeting you silver already felt discomfort/concern. (not negative) he’d wonder if you had some hidden agenda, but over time, he’d notice how kind and sincere you are, even with your random outbursts, which would ease his initial distrust.

silver reluctantly tags along when you explore spooky ruins or abandoned buildings to “connect with spirits.” he’d grumble about how impractical it is, but goes anyway. (his honchkrow becomes your flashlight during these adventures.)

your spooky jokes and ghostly references catch him off guard, but he grows to enjoy your sense of humor. he won’t laugh out loud, but the corner of his mouth quirks up when you say something particularly clever. silver might even use them too, but to an extent. gold never understand the jokes...

when travelling on a mission sent by professor oak by the dex holders (gold, and crys mostly) he makes sure to find and pick up eerie trinkets and paranormal items to give to you on his return. he'd just silently sneak them in his pocket without the other two knowing, sometimes what he does though leads to a bigger problem.

"hey silver what are you doing! this place is completely abandoned don't touch that!" crys silently yelled (if you get it) in the corner.

silver unresponsive, shrugs and picks it up... suddenly a locked door opens "WHAT DID YOU DO?" gold yelled from the other room, echoing through the entire building.

"silver you pay for my life insurance."

"it's just another room, there might be something important we could give to professor oak there. you guys are just overreacting."

"GHOST!"

silver knows alot of paranormal information because of you, and it definitely saved the 3 idiots lifes maybe twice. lesson learned: don't go to abandoned haunted building, (unless you're a hex maniac the ghosts are pretty cool with you.)

it's not just him that gives the other trinkets, it's also vice-versa! you gift silver supposedly "haunted" charms, he's skeptical but carries it around anyway. when he wins a tough match, you proudly point at the many trinkets you gave him.

"the spirits were with you, horray!" you say celebrating.

"or maybe it was my training, but you know that works too."

silver has a beef with your pokemon, doesn't matter which he hates them and they hate him. (don't worry though) your pokemon like taunting him and whenever he complains, you brush it off as them bonding together.

“tell your pokémon to stop stealing my items,” he says, holding up a poké ball with a stone faced expression.

“it’s just trying to bond with you!” you reply.

“...bond less.”

[gxthicbat]

FANART FOR MY AMAZING FRIEND @lil-oreo-cookie

I love her Septarsis Dragonfly AU so much, that I had to draw her version/design of Toffipsa/p! THE AMAZING DUO EVER! 💜💚✨️

[qaze]

In the most positive context possible, ship names in Mer/Fable/Bound are so funny to me. Like sometimes they’re just duo names, like prison duo or garden duo, or obvious-sounding ones like Wolftross, Ariboo, or Rust, and cute ones like starbird, and then there’s just ghaae and Oreo. Or Wae/Rolf. Like it’s just funny to me

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

now & forever

cw. olnf week 2024, pre!release, step 2, day 3, pre!relationship, slight angst with a healthy dose of comfort

pairing. qiu lin/hash browns (ft. sparkling leaves)

notes. day 3 of @olnfweek2024. me? writing for qiu lin? i know, check and see if it is hailing in summer i can't believe this is happening either. my good friend @hash-slinging-slasher-trash recently got done with their final exams for their summer semester so this is a treat for them. surprise! (even if i am sure this was obvious considering my questions from yesterday lmao)

“You can roll your neck and stomp your feet but this black girl you sure won’t beat!” Nyla and Serenity chant in audible unison from across campus, moving in accordance to the words. From where they sit, Hash can see Tamarack giggling at the antics. Black Kid Solidarity, Nyla calls it. She finds it where she can. While not a member of that particular duo, Hash’s lips curl into an instinctive smile. The energy is contagious.

Dark raspberry eyes catch blue eyes observing the scene.

“Hi,” Tamarack mouths, her smile small but courteous as she waves.

Hash waves back with a small smile of her own, balancing her tray carefully with one hand. “Hey,” they mouthed back.

Hash remembers Tamarack’s squeals as they climbed atop the tire swing her grandfather set up. The cool autumn wind scratching their cheeks and lifting their laughs and giggles to the heavens.

When was it those times playing in that tire became infrequent? Hash can’t recall; four years is four centuries in teenage years.

Tamarack shuffles to the side on the grass with a hopeful expression, thin eyebrows knit carefully. When did Tamarack start plucking them again? When did I start noticing in the first place? Hash wonders what it says about her that she can’t remember that either when a long time ago it felt like her and Tamarack’s friendship was tighter than gorilla glue. Slowly but surely, that bond had been weathered by the rain.

There were no storms that attacked their friendship. No trials.

Just the passage of time.

Hash sees the spread of trays on the grass, like it’s a picnic. “Sorry,” Hash mouths and Tamarack nods in unsurprised understanding.

Hash and Tamarack were friends; they’re still friends. Standing across a ways from one another during lunch hour, however, the physical distance feels representative of their state of affairs.

Hash, Nyla, Tamarackー The new kids.

Four years ago, it felt like the three of them against the world as fellow newcomers to Acorn Rd. Golden Grove, Oregon.

“You ever stop to think how we’re like a reverse oreo?” Nyla, age 11, noted from where she lazily laid back against the Browns porch step. Summer was the worst season in Golden Grove and not even the chilled watermelon pieces in the bowl split between them could completely fight the heat. “Y’all are the vanilla whites, I’m the chocolate filling.”

Hash choked on their piece, “Nyla, shut up!”

“Hey I’m the one who said it, y’all can laugh,” Nyla stuck out her tongue with a snicker. “Quit smiling if you don’t think it’s funny, Lord Hashington!”

Tamarack’s small hands covered her face, unable to contain her laughter. There hadn’t been an attempt to stop it in the first place. The two of them were always the blunt new kid trio members, saying most anything that came to their mind.

Four years later, the world has split a world with the three of them distinctly in different sects. Friends… but not best friends.

Four years in the past, the kids of the cul-de-sac were a quartet.

Four years in the present, there’s a line. A distinct one.

We’re all still friends, Hash tells themself. Most of us. 

Qiu and Tamarack’s relationship had fallen off compared to the rest. The two of them aside, things aren’t the same anymore and Hash has come to accept that. Tamarack is going to leave one day, tugged down a path by her parents. Qiu sinks more and more into themselves, outsiders unable to penetrate their newfound icy fortress. Nyla’s problems are harder to look into when she keeps them hidden behind bad jokes and laidback nonchalance.

Of their original friend group, everyone has a favorite.

Nyla and Tamarack’s eyes have always been reserved for each other.

Qiu has Hash and Hash has Qiu.

Nyla’s lunch hour is reserved for Tamarack and Hash’s hour has always been reserved for Qiu. Speaking of Qiu, Hash knew they were waiting for them in Mr. Murray’s class. “See you,” they wave one last time before turning towards the building the professor’s class is located in.

Things might have changed with Nyla and Tamarack, simultaneously grand and minute the changes have been, but things have never and will never change with Mx. Qiu Lin.

Hash finds them as they always do, draped over a desk lazily with their brown hair spread across their shoulders haphazardly. “Qiulet,” Hash calls playfully and a brown eye opens unamused. “I’ve finally returned from the battlefield. Looks like you don’t need to come down from your balcony, after all.”

“It was never a balcony in the first place, you weirdo,” Qiu murmurs, leaning back to sit properly in their chair as Hash placed their tray between them.

“Not-so-secret hideout, Juliet’s balcony,” Hash rolls their eyes in mock irritation. “What’s the difference?”

Qiu smirks, resting their chin on their palm, “sounds like plenty to me.”

Hash sits down with their nose in the air pointedly smug, “well it’s a good thing you’re not the one in charge of my allusions.” Qiu’s response is to take one of Hash’s fries. For someone who said they weren’t hungry, that never stops Qiu from suddenly desiring food when someone else provides it. Regardless, there’s little that isn’t shared between them now. Hash feels no reason to make a fuss. “You gonna go to ballet practice for once?”

“That depends, who’s asking?” Qiu raises a brow lazily.

Your mother, technically. Mrs. Lin knew it’d be a pointless endeavor in bringing it up herself, however, so she relied on you, the Qiu Whisperer. “Me,” Hash replies smoothly. “I wanna have a post-lunch show after school. I haven’t seen you practice in a while, so I guess I felt like going. Only if you want though.”

Qiu shrugs, taking another fry thoughtfully before eventually relenting, “I guess.”

That’s as much of a ‘yes’ as one will get in the language of apathetic Qiu Lin.

“Good because I have your leotard in my backpack,” Hash grins giggling when Qiu flicks her forehead lightly. “What? I had to be prepared just in case you said ‘yeah’, otherwise we’d be late!”

“Yeah, yeah, if you say so,” Qiu rolls their eyes but Hash can see amusement swimming in them. Sees their lips quirk into a playful smirk and how light and airy their movements are. It’s a shame people like Vianca and Serenity don’t get to see this side of them but you can’t help relishing in how you’re one of the coveted few that do. “You’re not slick.”

Hash bats their eyelashes adoringly, “I know not to what you are referring.”

“Mhmm,” Qiu hums in disbelief but unbothered as they are, they let it go. If they truly hated it, after all, Qiu would have let you know expeditiously. Pretty as a rose Qiu may be, they have their thorns. They never seem to brandish them against Hash, however. Any pushback they have are small pricks, soft. This isn’t anything that has them pressed. “But the next time you decide to beat me into going to ballet practice, I demand compensation.”

“Is my charming personality not enough?” Hash gasps, clutching their chest in imagined pain.

“It is most of the time, but I like to shake things up from time to time,” Qiu chuckles.

Hash isn’t sure if it’s the joy they got them to smile that has them flushed or the comment. Probably both. It’s just them joking around, Hash reminds themself. Just a joke. Nothing serious. “Well what will satisfy you, Mx. Qiu Lin? Your humble servant will provide the goods tomorrow.”

“Mom’s making dumplings tomorrow and is forcing me and Dad to help,” Qiu sighs painfully. Hash’s mouth waters at just the thought of it. Dumplings are a long but rewarding affair in the Lin household. “You’re suffering with me.”

“That isn’t even a punishment,” Hash smirks, moving a stray lock of dirty blonde hair from their vision.

Qiu smirks in return, closing their eyes in satisfaction, “glad to know you’ll be there then.”

i was really trying to keep in mind the hash lore they developed from their playthrough of the ol2 demo and our discord chats fjnfkjsdnf. things get a bit angsty TmT. still homies with tamarack but because tam might be leaving, there's a bit of distance between them and they've gotten real close to qiu because of the insurance their not going anywhere. i wanted to play with that concept with a mixture of the day 3 prompts with crossing our verses together and hash looking back on the memories

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I want to describe Oreo 💫💫

Oreo is a male cat, he is very skittish and afraid of people he doesn't know, he is a little too aggressive but he is also quite affectionate. He also loves her brother Nikky, they are a great duo. He is two years old and I think he was born on 4/27/2022.

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New AU just dropped

Try guess what it's about. Your hint is: Alternate duo origin.

Skulduggery: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Valkyrie: You mean glory days? Skulduggery: Ah, that too.

Valkyrie, holding an unconscious Skulduggery: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

Skulduggery: Sorry I’m late, everyone! I broke down on the way. Valkyrie: Oh no! Is your car okay? Skulduggery who doesn't own the Bentley: …what's a car?

Valkyrie: Skulduggery, what if there are monsters? Skulduggery: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain. Much later… Valkyrie, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

Skulduggery: Shut it Valkyrie, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends. Valkyrie: Lets survive this together! Skulduggery: I HOPE YOU DIE.

Skulduggery: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Skulduggery: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Skulduggery: Go big or go home.

Valkyrie: The Ocean is a soup. Skulduggery: Skulduggery: Do elaborate. Valkyrie: What are needed for something to be a soup? Skulduggery: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Valkyrie: Tilts head Skulduggery: The Ocean is a Soup. Valkyrie: The Ocean is a Soup.

Skulduggery: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Valkyrie: Skulduggery: Valkyrie: …Please, go back to bed.

Skulduggery: I wonder who’s ruining my life. Skulduggery: looks in the mirror Skulduggery: So we meet again.

Skulduggery, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Valkyrie: walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium Skulduggery: Valkyrie, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Valkyrie, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Skulduggery, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

Valkyrie: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. Skulduggery: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

Valkyrie: Skulduggery, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it? Skulduggery: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Skulduggery: If I die, you can have what little I own. Valkyrie: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Skulduggery: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Valkyrie: Valkyrie: Sighs Let me call your therapist again.

Valkyrie: I've connected the two dots. Skulduggery: You didn't connect shit. Valkyrie: I've connected them.