#coffee tag

[evan-on-the-internet]

I LOVE MY FRIENDS + MY MUTUALS

EVERYONE IS SO AWESOME :)

@adonis-bomb-emoji @mus74ch3c47 @lmanburgseulogy @virtualcoffeemoon @sinnlos-star

[oldfarmhouse]

//IG@juliedenby

[rogueninja]

tch. you’ll never be coffee.

[nerdofmanymediumsandfandoms]

weird shit my friends and I have said today part 12 of infinity

crim: (while playing air hockey) bitch, i will stick a pencil in your eyebrow

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Magpie: Jokes on you fucker, I've got the breadsticks

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Alias: I played the clarinet for a little in honour of my idol squidward

Lux: you already look like squidward

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coffee: naw bet, he's from the eleventeen-hundreds

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me: fuck this I'm going back to the corn maze

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Magpie: that wasn't me that was the burping magic crow... thing

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Me: leave it for now, I'm wearing crocs

[babyblue-docie]

I got a little sweetness this morning to balance the bitterness in my veins. 🤍

[coffeetual]

ID 1: Screenshot of a woman sitting at a table in a coffee shop saying, "shall we get more coffee or shall we get guns and kill ourselves?"

ID 2: A quote. "Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself." - Camus, in A Happy Death

ID 3: A quote. "What fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself." - Anton Chekhov, 1860-1904, Russian writer

ID 4: White text on black background. "Oh, but you come in in dismal times. I was just putting the pot on and thinking of having a cup of something and then perhaps killing myself,"

End IDs

[sleepnoises]

not putting this in the main tiger thread because i think that will jinx the glazing but the underglaze turned out cute

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[sleepy-apparition]

Guys my cat has a fever. :( Let's hope it's not serious.

[fuchsialibraryninja]

A colleague said this morning that it is too hot for coffee. I just walked away as I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.

[evan-on-the-internet]

hiii! jus preforming a moot check in, haven't heard from u in a while and I myself haven't been very active either!

just like rant to me, anything u wanna say or have been thinking about just spill it here, or if u wanna tell me about ur day like what you ate for breakfast and how annoying that one fly was in school that's awesome as well

have a great day!!! and love youuuu/p (:

woagh :0!!! That's so nice :3 you're so apple sauce :)))

Rambling is below the cut, I'm infodumping now :3

WELLL!!! My birthday was on Monday and it was a pretty chill day— sat around for most of it and just relaxed, ate dinner and then two of my friends came over for dessert :))

AND THENNN me + my family + my bestest friend ever went to an arcade place thingy :3 It was really swagger :33

did bullshit arcade games, sprayed @adonis-bomb-emoji [one of the aforementioned friends] with a ton of water, went on a zipline thingy, rode go–karts, and played lazer tag!!!

on tuesday, I went up to washington with my grandma [still there], and it's been pretty swagger!!

I went to the beach yesterday, had a mental breakdown in the bathroom a few hours after I got home/where I'm currently staying bc I had to shower, and then went to sleep after a bit of doom–scrolling ^_^;;;

And todayyy I went to a glass museum thingy and looked at certified awesome–sauce art ^_^!! It was very swagger :33 Even managed to buy gifts for myself and my friends :)) [ @adonis-bomb-emoji & @mus74ch3c47 ]

Everything has been pretty good, except for a few bits, but otherwise!!! yippee core!!

[oldfarmhouse]

S⃖a⃖t⃖u⃖r⃖d⃖a⃖y⃖ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬,,☄️

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[rogueninja]

ya girl is grinding her own coffee beans now

[nerdofmanymediumsandfandoms]

weird shit my friends and i have said part 49 of infinity

magpie: hmm. smash

alphaddy: i waS TELLING YOU THAT HE'S DEAD

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(on phone with coffee)

lux: im really sorry you can't come

alphaddy: wait are you high?

coffee: a little bit

[hinamie]

happy gojoday to all who celebrate

[robiland]

I made myself a cappuccino and the swirl the frothed milk made when I blended it in is actually too perfect