#or: tim lowkey shipping tony and bruce

[ruenii]

'transmigrator' tim drake who's gotten used to suddenly waking up in an alternate dimension similar to his but its just AO3 batman fics he keeps on getting transported to, so now he tries to figure out the plot before looking at the tags as a distraction while trying to find his way back to his original dimension.

"Oh another coffee shop AU? Okay...i wonder what pairing this is-- anddd its superbat, okay, cool."

"Hold the fuck on, why is green lantern making out with batman, WAIT WHY ARE THEY IN GOTHAM ACADEMY—"

"Another angsty fic of me? Okay, FINE, I'll get fucking therapy jfc, and maybe I'll get my life back together no need to tell me twice.

"This is unfair, god hates me, why the hell is Damian taller than me when he's 16. HE'S LITERALLY 16."

"Damnnn, you really just did that Bruce? CPS is gonna have a field day with this."

"Awww this is actually pretty cute, I would never do that though, god that was fucking embarassing, you're embarassing."

Now when he comes back to his original universe he just has all this weird knowledge and habits that he has after being in all those universes, and some of them he doesnt even notice like:

He sleeps literally anywhere in the Manor, kissing Kon on the cheek, holding Duke's hand randomly, being cuddly with Bart and Cassie, patting Jason in the back, ruffling Damians head or even hugging Dick first. And he sometimes just hugs Bruce just because, maybe Bruce is gonna be shocked for the first few times then he gets used to it.

And everyone in the batfam and his friends gets used to Tim being subtly open to affection and reciprocates it back to him, while also being used to him referencing some weird pop culture memes and inside jokes they don't get except for him.

TLDR: Tim gets character development by reading fanfiction.

[incorrectbatfam]

If the Marvel and DC universes came together, who would be friends with who and what would it be like?

Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark would have the most complicated dynamic. Iron Man and Batman have a longstanding frenemy-like feud over who’s the better tech hero, but the public lowkey ships the billionaires. In reality it’s more like Bruce bringing his kids and a plate of Alfred’s deviled eggs to the Stark family’s Sunday brunches and they complain about “kids these days” over mimosas. Pepper and Selina laugh at the men in their lives while Alfred and Rhodey just give each other knowing looks

Dick would hit it off right away with the spider people—Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy, Miles Morales. They show off parkour moves while Ganke Lee filmed from the ground. Sometimes the four of them would lurk in high places when patrol is slow and play pranks on the other heroes, like having Miles turn invisible and venom strike Superman or stealthily replacing the Jason’s bullets with paintballs. They also spend a LOT of time talking crap about their guardian figures. One mission even led them to meet alternate universe versions of themselves (plus a strange spider pig)

Speaking of Jason, he would get along great with Frank Castle and Wade Wilson. They all share the same MO, antihero status, and moral compass. Most heroes disapprove of their methods, so it’s easy to see why they would seek camaraderie with each other. They’d go for drinks after patrol, where they’d laugh at Weasel’s jokes or catch up with Luke, Jessica, and Danny. Deadpool would insist on being Red Hood’s dance partner instead of Arsenal when the DJ plays Celine Dion. Sometimes they’ll get so drunk they can’t walk and, to much annoyance, crash at Daredevil’s

Going with the theme of birds of a feather, Tim would revel in awe as the Hulk gives him a private tour of everything, including the lab Ant Man and Wasp operate out of. Scott Lang would be thoroughly impressed by Tim’s prodigal intellect, but also jokingly warns the boy to stay away from Cassie. Hope Van Dyne and Bruce Banner would gladly take Tim under their wing were it not for the Batman being like “nope, that’s my genius kid, not yours”. Plot twist: Tim fanboys over Captain America and Winter Soldier the most

Damian would bring together the forces of DC’s Teen Titans and Marvel’s Young Avengers to cover as much territory as possible. America Chavez’s star portals helps get them to off-world places for missions that Noh-Varr and Jon-El take on. The two Billys—Shazam and Wiccan—often train together because they’re “same name buddies”, while Hulkling and Beast Boy form their own “animal people club”. Damian has high regard for Kate Bishop as an archer, but makes fun of Clint Barton and Oliver Queen all the time

Cassandra and Stephanie are empowered badass ladies, so it’s no surprise when they becomes best buddies with Black Widow, Captain Marvel, Valkyrie, and Gamora. Plus, she gets to go to space whenever she wants with these ladies. When they’re not fighting Kree forces, they’re filming Star-Lord’s bad dancing to ‘80s music or trying to see who can come closest to petting Rocket (Cass did it quite a few times). They’ll have girls nights on spaceships with Mantis and Nebula where Steph introduces the non-Earthlings to stuff like manicures and bad 2000s high school movies.

Duke Thomas and Kamala Khan are one in the same. Duke first recognizes Kamala not as Ms. Marvel, but as SlothBaby, author of the Wolverine and Storm In Space fanfiction. Sam Alexander likes to joke that Signal is the new Champions member because Spider-Man is “too busy playing with his Dick”. When they’re not patrolling Gotham or Jersey City, they’re at cat cafés writing collaborative fanfics or discussing social issues on forums with ROFLCopter as mediator. They both ship Carol Danvers and Peter Parker, but teased the idea of a Captain Marvel/Black Lightning ship. One thing’s for certain: they agree BadMachine1999 got Ms. Marvel’s character all wrong

[heroicintention]

SHIPPING INFO // Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

REPOST. Don’t reblog.

What’s your OTP for your Muse(s)?

I have... so many. But. 

Steve Rogers I have the most for. Stony is probably number one, but I also like: Stucky, Thundershield, that one time I read Steve/Loki, Steve/Sam (give me more), and Steve/Bruce (for the love of all that is good give me more.)

Jason? JayRoy (with guilty pleasure JayJokes & JayRoman do not @ me okay). 

Gwen? Quentin Quire. No exceptions. 

Nikolai Romanov I heavy ship with Bruce Banner, but Bucky Barnes, either Cap, and Tony are contenders... especially IM2 Tony. I have thoughts, come at me.

Remus? I have a soft spot for WolfStar done right, you want my boy? You gotta work for it. Also Fenrir Greyback. Also @antonindoloxv (who is also my otp for Evan oop). 

Harley Keener otp = Peter Parker or Tim Drake. 

Clarice Starling? Clannibal. I had to use the ship name, I’m so sorry. 

Bobbi Morse? Clint Barton (duh) or Scott Lang. She is attracted to smart idiots I’m sorry.

Richie Tozier is with Eddie and if I can’t have it fuk off. (In the book verse I lowkey ship him with Bev but I only write movie verse with some influence atm,,,,)

I really like Petunia with Sirius Black or Rabastan Lestrange... for reasons.

Sebastian? Jim Moriarty. Low key love shipping him with Watson when I find one willing.

Jillian... is an OC so iffy but literally anyone in BBC Sherlock. I have a special place for Watsons tho since her first serious ship was with a John.

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

Everything but the smuts. I don’t write the smuts here. But lit, make my muses cry. c:

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

It really depends tbh. I don’t like writing anything shippy / romantic / sexual involving minors with adults but that’s... about it generically. Everything else is case by case, mainly because I don’t have many triggers and I like exploring how different dynamics work in writing.

Are you selective when shipping?

I would say... maybe a little? 

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

We don’t write the smuts here so. If the undies are off, we are fading to black.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

I will ship my muses with anyone with chemistry who asks tbh.

Does one have to ask to ship with you?

You can but if our muses are floating that way... y’know. Communication is A+ tho.

How often do you like to ship?

Too much.

Are you multiship?

Yes. Multihell is here. Welcome.

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

I don’t think that ships make the muse. They can add to it and while I am obsessed with the ships I have, interacting with me doesn’t require it.

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

I can only have one favorite...? (See first question plz)

Finally, how does one ship with you?

Scream in my DMs. Send me memes. Love me.

Tagged by:  @manynarrators like 4ever ago Tagging: @soulstcne @antonindoloxv @asteriananthologies

[analviel]

*Shrieking and giggling*

'transmigrator' tim drake who's gotten used to suddenly waking up in an alternate dimension similar to his but its just AO3 batman fics he keeps on getting transported to, so now he tries to figure out the plot before looking at the tags as a distraction while trying to find his way back to his original dimension.

"Oh another coffee shop AU? Okay...i wonder what pairing this is-- anddd its superbat, okay, cool."

"Hold the fuck on, why is green lantern making out with batman, WAIT WHY ARE THEY IN GOTHAM ACADEMY—"

"Another angsty fic of me? Okay, FINE, I'll get fucking therapy jfc, and maybe I'll get my life back together no need to tell me twice.

"This is unfair, god hates me, why the hell is Damian taller than me when he's 16. HE'S LITERALLY 16."

"Damnnn, you really just did that Bruce? CPS is gonna have a field day with this."

"Awww this is actually pretty cute, I would never do that though, god that was fucking embarassing, you're embarassing."

Now when he comes back to his original universe he just has all this weird knowledge and habits that he has after being in all those universes, and some of them he doesnt even notice like:

He sleeps literally anywhere in the Manor, kissing Kon on the cheek, holding Duke's hand randomly, being cuddly with Bart and Cassie, patting Jason in the back, ruffling Damians head or even hugging Dick first. And he sometimes just hugs Bruce just because, maybe Bruce is gonna be shocked for the first few times then he gets used to it.

And everyone in the batfam and his friends gets used to Tim being subtly open to affection and reciprocates it back to him, while also being used to him referencing some weird pop culture memes and inside jokes they don't get except for him.

TLDR: Tim gets character development by reading fanfiction.