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guys just realized if My Plan™ came to fruition i'd have to delete this blog and all my other socials 😭
#for context: the plan is when i finish college i'm moving to florida to live with my dad and work as a writer assistant for nxt in orlando#and if i get in to wwe they're gonna run bg checks and find alllllll this shit#shawn and hunter are gonna find my tumblr and ask: “why do you want to eat wrestlers like they're gummy bears?”#or whatever unhinged stuff i posted#and to make it worse my mom and friend BOTH have crushes on shawn#they're gonna come visit me at work and flirt with him even tho he's old 😭#anyway if y'all see me post that i'm taking my account down it's probably because i'm trying to get a job with wwe 😀👍#jmie.txt
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one thing i think ppl miss when they say "but they spared aelwyn and ragh" is that they had the time to spare them. they actually did kill ragh, but decided to revivify him AFTER the battle once they werent in danger anymore. they all circled around him and threatened him in order to assure their safety. also gorgug litrally wanted him to stay dead lmfao. and they also tried to kill aelwyn in freshman year but she got away. when they saved her in sophomore year she was freshly tortured and no longer a threat to them.
theres a huge difference between those situations and the one the bad kids are currently in, in which the rat grinders could potentially kill them
#sorry to discourse but my 2 cents#i want the rat grinders to be revivified but we'll see#if they arent then to ao3 it is#lol#i do think it sucks that figs wanda childa stuff didnt pay off#but it is what it is#and the episode was fun so whatevs#i love unhinged bad kids it rules#d20#fhjy#my post
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Help I’m inspired to make horrid scenarios again
Based on this
#the owl house#luz noceda#emperor belos#philip wittebane#toh#artsymephy#happy spooky month or whatever#I know | haven't posted in a while#I still have a lot of guide AU unposted doodles don’t think I forgot about them#just need to make them presentable you know#Do you think he missed how it felt to have a heartbeat and stuff#possessed Luz#unhinged posting#how did this became my most liked tweet but flopped here 😔
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i have absolutely no filter in one very specific area, which is that if someone smells good i always tell them immediately and with great enthusiasm. unfortunately this has led many people to think i was hitting on them when actually i just really like smells. apparently i can come across as incredibly forward to people, but only that subset of people who smell really really good. if you smell normal we will probably have a regular time.
#i keep forgetting how ppl interpret this but i think even if i remembered i would probably still do it. it's so automatic#the smell pathway creates some sort of override in my usual brain-mouth filter#many perfumes give me a headache but shampoo? now we're talking#also for some reason there are colognes that just like. turn my brain full off#what do they PUT in that stuff#i had this friend in college. incredibly attractive. didn't even phase me because he smelled so good#didn't matter that he was smokin hot i didn't have time to be flustered about it i was too blissed out on his cologne#one-track mind af#no one has ever been creeped out about it afaict they're either unphased or they're like. OH. are we having...a moment???#and we are not. *i* am having a moment but it only involves them insofar as they are the vector for a scent i am experiencing#sorry ://#my posts#f#god. i am hearing myself. anthony bridgerton ass behavior#except he only cares about scent insofar as it reminds him of a person he cares about. which somehow seems less unhinged#than whatever i got going on#this is so embarrassing. i am going to go hide in a hole for the next five years. send post.
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given that there's currently one new callout post every week that revolves around carefully curating screencaps to make a random trans person look like a pedophile, you might wanna go over the memeufacturing thing again. it was literally the same thing
Fair point potentially, but also I'm not gonna go dig up and inspect the dirt on a mf who doesn't even use this site anymore, left in like 2015, and only shows up in the most insane twitter crossposts I've ever seen. The reward is literally nothing, and I've never been a person to give traffic to callout posts anyway. Its not my business to care about or spread around the dirty laundry of strangers.
#my stuff#asks#yeah like fuck maybe whatever the fuck they were accused of wasn't that bad but also i was busy being in middle school#i was not paying attention at the time and I'm not gonna play tumblr archaeologist for the purposes of...what? examining my biases?#The action that would be recommended if i do the digging and find out it's nothing actually bad would be to not reblog callout posts#and as stated I already don't engage with those things.#there's no corrective action i could take regardless of findings except not slagging the guy in my tags once a year#which tbh i would do even if there was no callout post on tumblr. their twitter posts are unhinged enough.
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a roughly cleaned up sketch sheet for my small town horror arlo/auggie AU! more info under the cut!
general plot of the AU so far is: • auggie, who has been bounced around between foster homes since he was young, ends up being fostered by charlotte; a woman who lives in a middle of nowhere town called "oldfaire"
• he quickly realizes something is definitely.. off in the town, but no one else seems to acknowledge it. he also keeps seeing this girl wandering around strangely, and upon asking about it is repeatedly told he's better off avoiding her • said girl is arlo, who has lived in oldfaire her whole life and who is the only one aware that something is deeply wrong there • she knows this because of witnessing her childhood friend eddie going missing, along with everyone's memories of him and all physical records (she also gets her grey hand in this incident) • they become friends after arlo realizes that auggie is the only other person she's met aware something is wrong, and they decide to work together to try and unravel the mystery • (also eventually they fall in love <3 )
#small town horror just has such vibes#oh also howard is one of their high school teachers#he is just as unhinged as in canon <3#i imagine arlo to be a junior and auggie is a freshman#so they're.. whatever ages that puts them at#i'm trying to get over my weird need to only post super polished stuff that plagues me on every account i've ever made#so there will hopefully be more AU posting (i have many) on this blog in the near future!#anyway onto the actually important tags!#candela obscura#candela obscura fanart#candela obscura AU#arlo black#auggie james#arlo x auggie#argust#<- im gonna keep using this till it becomes a thing or someone has a better idea#small town horror AU#my art
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tempted to make a video about how Eggman's violence towards kids persists and that he doesn't have the moral limit that fandom likes to imagine he has now against characters as young as 6/8 like Cream and Tails because that was never the case before or after Sage came about
also the point stands and is proven by Eggman's violence and attempt to kill most characters as they're generally kids already but people don't think it seems to matter until they're as young as Cream or Tails Idk. so it'd focus on them specifically for the most part, otherwise if I were to compile literally everything it'd just be like the whole series and 10+ hours long loool
#I just think of that time someone who since blocked me that made a very obv jab at me#about having the attitude of 'Eggman should shoot a child' or whatever like it was sooo weird#bro IT'S IN THE GAMES lol. you're making me out to be some deranged violent unhinged individual#not playing the games and the puritanism of the fandom you replace it with instead has killed y'all's brains fr#anyway it's not just because of people who are like that#I genuinely just like compiling stuff to demonstrate my points because I actually always have sources#and it is also handy if I ever do wanna link it to save repetition in discussion/for emphasis#dr eggman#eggman#dr robotnik#dr. eggman#my post
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how unhinged and/or plausible is it to print an entire shirt piece by piece with like a little tshirt press
#toy txt post#asking for fr-me im asking for me#not that i have the space for this but like#u know. if i wanted to make like fun printed stuff like i buy off redbubble#but in my own house w my own art w shirts i picked out for being comfy#i know dif fabrics react differently to ink also#god even this unhinged nonsense does not actually seem currently feasible to me abidhjsbej but whatever its a fun idea to have
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mission failed fixation couldn't be contained. doensn't matter though because the tag is basically empty :'(
#well the james randal portion is. the nopixel in general tag has other characters and such.#also the mel one is a whole two posts :P#please i need to talk about these unhinged fuckin' old men.#also not sure why now i have two hyperfixations (past or present) involving batshit insane old men but that's just how it goes i guess#two nickles or whatever#key's lockbox#also just sticking it on at the end here but spaceboy is a rlly good rp'er so that helps make my brain go insane observing his characters -#do stuff. literally i've almost only been watching vids from the clips channel for a week straight. sanity? in shambles
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SEND ME CHARACTERS TO PUT THROUGH THIS HELLISH BINGO!!
I'll respond in the morning because I am super tired!
Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:
#literally any of the fandoms ive been ever#resident evil. sonic the hedgehog. dbd. fallout 4. slashers#overwatch whatever all that stuff i am insane about all of them#ask game#character bingo#unhinged character bingo#not my post#is this art or is this just a post is this love¿ baby don-
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<3 love ofmd but tbh getting real tired of constantly seeing shit about it <3
#like i don't want to block the tag#i enjoy the occasional gif set or meta#but it's been months and i'm .still. seeing posts complaining about like#bad writing#kill your gays#etc etc#you know what i'm talking about#and like i don't even interact with ofmd content hardly anymore#i mean i follow maybe two ofmd blogs that primarily post the kind of stuff i'm interested in#but still#idk#it's kind of draining in a way#and that feels stupid to say#but i just really want to be able to be on here and enjoy the show without all the extremely vehement hate for s2#like idc if you dislike it#that's whatever ig and obviously people can have opinions lmao#but at some point i feel like there's a bit of a logical line. just like. within the context of what the show is and what happens during it#and i am seeing sooo much stuff on the other side of that line#kind of unhinged if i'm being honest#and i wish there was a way to just block that kind of thing#but alas#anyway#vent#i guess#sorry lol#ik this is not that serious#but it is annoying#boink
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pairing: lando norris x fem!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless] summary: yn and lando are couple goals around the mclaren garage, but they don't want oscar to feel left out. the problem? oscar would very much like to be left out. notes: school has finally released me from its chokehold so i'm doing my part in filling the winter break void. part 2 of my logan smau is in the works, but in the meantime, here's this<3 enjoy!
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ynusername recent stuff (following my two favorite boys around like a stray puppy)
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mclaren Always a pleasure to have you in the garage! 🧡
landonorris nyoom
ynusername vroom, even
username1 always a good day when yn refers to lando and oscar as her favorite boys
oscarpiastri Thanks for buying me dinner 👍🏻
ynusername you're welcome kiddo 🫶 oscarpiastri Please don't call me that
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mclaren pookie #1 and pookie #2 dump (📸 - ynusername)
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username2 WHO PUT THE ADMIN UP TO THIS
oscarpiastri Why would you say that
username3 im cackling this had to be yn's idea
landonorris pookie and proud 💪
username4 everyone say thank you yn for taking cute pics of our boys
ynusername you're welcome 😁
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ynusername let! him! cook!!!!!
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username5 oh my god that is so much fire
oscarpiastri Do NOT let him cook I repeat do NOT let him cook
landonorris it was fine you big baby nobody got hurt 🙄 oscarpiastri I'd sure hope so??
username6 yn and lando are kind of unhinged together omg
username7 and that's why we love them 😌
mclaren Please bring our driver back to the paddock in one piece! 😬
landonorris all that fire and you were still the hottest thing in the kitchen 🥵🥵
ynusername 🤭🤭
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landonorris actually can't think of a better way to spend this life 🤍
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username8 CAPTION IM IN TEARS 😭😭
username9 where's my credit for sending you the video lando
landonorris how many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man?? 👊💪
maxverstappen1 Too sweet
ynusername you're my everything 💌
landonorris you ARE everything oscarpiastri And Lando's just Ken landonorris this guy gets it
maxfewtrell Happy for you or whatever
username10 glad to know i'm not the only one crying over that video of lando and yn
georgerussell63 Don't worry I am too alex_albon me too carlossainz55 Me three username11 yo??
username12 help there are so many drivers in the comments 💀
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oscarpiastri Hanging out with Mum and Dad 👍🏻
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landonorris she started crying when she saw this btw
oscarpiastri Sorry? landonorris don't be, it's the pregnancy hormones ynusername I AM NOT PREGNANT DELETE THIS BEFORE THE WAG PAGES START POSTING
username13 ok but does oscar need a step-sister i wanna be part of this family
ynusername love u kiddo 🥹🧡
username14 oscar liking this comment oh we've come so far from when he used to tell her to stop calling him that oscarpiastri I've stopped fighting it
tagging: @sonder-paradise hey girl<3
request: hiii, could you do a smau similar to ‘heart eyes’ but with lando and oscar is the suffering third wheel? -from anon
#lando norris#lando norris x reader#f1#f1 smau#f1 social media au#f1 x reader#instagram au#f1 imagine#lando norris imagine#f1 instagram au#social media au#lando norris au#oscar piastri#saturn writes
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I feel like once Billy learns how to use social media all of Captain Marvel’s posts would be unhinged.
Captain Marvel: Residents of Fawcett, please notify me if you’ve seen a guy running around like a chicken with their head cut off. Mr. Mind forgot his glasses and missed.
Captain Marvel: If a little girl comes knocking on your door selling Girl Scout cookies, DO NOT give her your signature, business card or whatever else has your name related to it, this INCLUDES your name. She will not give it back AND she only has somoas left anyway.
Captain Marvel: I hate it when people are like, “you placed a curse on my bloodline and now every time I butcher cattle someone I know dies” And stuff. Like 1. That wasn’t even me, and 2. That was literally in 4300 B.C I don’t get why you still care that much 😑
Captain Marvel: Hey guys, did you hear about King Midas? Do you think it’s true, about his ears? 🫢😬
#he would also be the shadiest person ever as well#dc#dcu#billy batson#captain marvel#shazam#social media
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Kate just admiring reader and watching her with her puppy dog eyes☹️
Ahhhh I love you nonnie omg!
- I'm just seeing reader on live/recording a grwm to post and kate just sitting on the bed behind her admiring her!
- Or like Game day grwm's- and Kate wants a little makeup nothing toooo crazy, but it's a home game so of course she wants to look purty and stuff! so she begs (not like she had to beg anyway!) for you to do a some light breathable makeup on her. I'm literally gushing this is too cute!
- Post!game Kate who just wants to shower, get the interviews over-with, eat, and wind down with hyperfeminine!reader omgomgomgggg.
- Kate is secretly a girly girl idc, hyf!reader and Kate definitely have matching/monogramed pj's and definitely share a skincare routine!
"Y/N/NNNN it's 9 o'clock- i'm sleepy and we have a busy day tomorrow" Kate says pouting as you talk to viewers/reply to some comments asking about your hair/very obvious matching pj's.
- I definitely can see Kate dating/marrying a Nepo!Baby BIGGGGG time- or not gonna lie a model! Like not someone who's like super out there- but quiet and reserveddd! Someone who brings her back down to earth after a bad day/game you know?
"I do understand where your coming from Syd- and that this loss wasn't something to take to heart, but Y/N came in from Milan to watch me play and we lost" The blonde says genuinely upset- and hurt, don't get me wrong you definitely didn't care if she won or lost, but it hurt Kate knowing that you'd traveled so far to see her- and she still had lost.
-Hyperfeminine!Reader who does NOT need Kate to dumb things down for her, and mad it very clear that she wouldn't be interested in going to watch Kate play if she didn't understand the sport (definitely had to watch one of those basketball explained in girl term tiktok's but we don't judge!)
-Hyperfem!reader Who definitely has scary girlfriend privilege; wearing whatever she wants at ANY time of the day because "Her girlfriend can fight"
-Whipped!Kate who definitely has a designated section in her closet for readers sleepwear, a few pairs of everything- and her emergency jewelry box! Because what's worse than an ugly outfit? No accessories duh 😞
"Kate fucking Martin. There's no way you keep a whole 1/5th of your closet for your girlfriends stuff" Jada Say Wheezing- as she shows the live the difference between the red, blue, white, black, and grey colors of her wardrobe; and then the pink, green, black, and white section that she had unintentionally dubbed as yours.
- HyperFem!Reader who takes the most unhinged, off guard, and borderline clipped pictures of Kate on Facetime/While she sleeps because "Her face is just so sweet when she's sleeping."
-Hyperfeminine!Reader Who take Kate on a Sephora trip to get her a full face of makeup (She's never gonna touch it Unless you do it, but you know just to have for whenever she's ready!)
-Hyperfeminine!Reader who spent most of her childhood/adolescence running from her femininity/was a tomboy- but randomly after hitting 16-19 had a whole life altering change in style, interest, activity.
- Hyperfeminine!Reader who let's Kate know that she doesn't have to be a "gentleman", and CONSTANTLY reminds Kate that she is a girl too, and never makes her feel ashamed for her more "girlish" interests/hobbies.
-Hyperfeminine!Reader who takes Kate to get her nails/feet done every few weeks (they do those cute matchy matchy couple sets) Kate has to get the shorter/gel of course because of basketball but!
A/N currently listening to country music! may have given me to strength to carry on 😣
#lv aces#kate martin x reader#iowa hawkeyes#iowa wbb#kate martin#caitlin clark x reader#sydney colson#theresa plaisance#aja wilson#jada gyamfi
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rating bff!ateez as pumpkin carvings
pairing: ot8 x gn!reader
genre: platonic bffs, twitter smau, crack, fluff if you squint
c/w: swearing, explicit language, suggestive jokes, violence
a/n: very nearly gave up on this thread a couple times but yay happy halloween 🎃
taglist: @bluehwale-main @thecarnivaloflies @miriamxsworld @shakalakaboomboo @lavishloving @emily505 (lmk if you want to be added)
#WEEHEEEE YALL I GOT A TAG I GOT A TAG#i lowkey love how unhinged yunho is tho there are so many meme material pictures of him#like i only just learned about the baguette one which is literally your profile picture#and the one where he's dressed up as a thor what a gem#also i just googled hello pussy#not the best idea#im scarred and majorly concerned like why did sm stuff come up#what has our world come to you know (yunho)#hello pussy more like goodbye pussy#i acc love you you're amazing and cool don't even#also i still have no clue how to use tumblr so idk if you're supposed to screenshot the tags or whatever so i just may have copied u oop-#but actually you are amazing :))#like every single one of your posts just bangs#probably one of my fav blogs atm like every single post doesnt miss
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Professor!anakin aaaaaaa
professor!Anakin X fem! reader
warnings: SMUT. kinda big age gap (12 years. ani is 32 you’re 20), more of a jerking off headcanon, sexting, dilf! anakin is mentioned, padmes death at birth mentioned.
a/n: idk how college works so if it doesn’t makes sense, that’s why. sorry babes :). also, i imagine him to look like a mix of clay beresford and Stephen glass in this.
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You sit in your english class, in your sophomore year of college, as your teacher, Mr. Skywalker, was speaking in the head of your class.
you often found yourself staring at his dirty brown curls a lot, instead of listening to whatever dumbass lecture he was babbling about.
You’d also think about how it’d feel if his hands were knuckle deep inside your pussy, but, you also thought about what it’d be like for his hopefully huge cock to be down your throat. you thought about it as you endlessly fucked your self with your slim fingers, whining to yourself because it wasn’t enough.
and..little did you know, so did he.
..Anakin isn’t a…romantic guy, that’s for sure. during sex, i mean. he takes what he wants. Anakin would rather face fuck a girl till she cries, rather than taking it slow and placing soft kisses on her neck.
Sure, he can do that, but he doesn’t like to.
Anakin often stayed up late at night, fucking his fist like there was no tomorrow. he usually thought of his late wife, Padme, who unfortunately passed during child birth.
but..that changed. ever since he saw you for the first time in his class..everything changed.
“y/n, are you listening to me?” your professor asked you, your class all turning their heads at you.
you felt anxiety bubble up in your head, and chest.
you clear your throat, “yes sir.” you murmur out. Anakin nodded back at you with a slight smirk before returning back to his lecture.
Your best friend smirked at you from across the room. She knew how infatuated with him you were, because you’d tell her all your unhinged thoughts about him. you rolled your eyes jokingly in response, but deep down, you knew you’d be fucking yourself thinking about that stupid smirk of his later.
When the bell rings, you pick up your stuff and right as you’re about to leave the classroom, Anakin calls out to you.
“Not so fast, Y/n. cmere.” anakin says with a slight grin on his tan and freckled face. you wasted no time and walked over to his desk and tilted your head slightly out of curiosity.
“Listen, y/n, your grades are slipping.” he reminded you, anakins face turning serious.
“I- yeah, i know..” you mutter back in response, your face turning a bit red out of embarrassment.
“Do you need to start staying after class?” Anakin cleared his throat and leaned closer to you.
“Yeah, maybe.” you said, your breath hitching ever so slightly at his request, “—but not today, i have some things i have to do.” you lied, to tell the truth, you really needed to get to your room as soon as possible so you could fuck your self silly.
he smiled, “Alright. sounds like a plan.” Anakin nodded, “i know this isn’t the most professional thing to do, but here’s my number so we can schedule a tutoring session.” he murmured with a chuckle as he handed you a post it note with his number on it.
You quickly took the post it and nodded, “Thank you, Sir.” you said as you walked out of the classroom.
Later that day, well, night now.. it was around 8:00pm when you texted your professor,“Hey! it’s y/n, just letting you know this is me, text me when you think of a day we can schedule a tutoring session next week!”
he wasted no time at all with a quick response:
“hello, y/n! i’ll make sure to let you know. Side note; start paying attention in class instead of daydreaming. it might help you out a bit.”
you rolled your eyes to yourself, “I don’t daydream. not at all.” you text back teasingly, but making sure to keep everything as normal as possible, since he was your professor, and all.
“keep talking to me like that and you’ll see what happens.”
oh.
Oh.
“is this fucker flirting with me, or am i delusional?” you say to yourself.
“i’ll talk to you however i want. over text, at least.” you respond, hoping you’d get a bold text back.
well, your dreams came true.
“I think that mouth has better uses then talking,y/n”
“Oh?” you replied, not expecting his response like that at all, “andddd what would those better uses be?” you added.
“Probably sucking my cock.” Anakin texted you, trying to ignore the absolutely huge hard on that was straining his sweatpants.
your jaw dropped to the floor and you turned bright red. why would he say that? he’s your teacher, not your boyfriend.
“that’s not very appropriate.”
“I don’t care if it’s not “appropriate”, sweetheart. You want me and i want you too.” Anakin texts you, and starts to pull his hard cock out. Before you really get the chance to reply, he sends you a photo of him palming his hard cock, leaking pre-cum from the pretty tip.
You bite your lip when you look at the photo, feeling yourself grow wet at the sight of his huge length.
“See how bad i want you?” Anakin taunts over text message.
You waste no time to quickly take off your clothes, leaving yourself in your lace bra and underwear. you take a photo of your tits and some of your hips.
You send the photo to him, and the second he sees it, Anakin immediately starts to pump his cock.
“fuckfuckfuckfuck-“ he moans, as he looks at the photo. “Gonna’ cum all over your tits-“ Anakin mutters to himself, and let’s out a little whimper. Anakin continues s to fuck his fist and after a couple more minutes, he cums on his phone screen, onto your tits.
He quickly realizes what he’s gotten himself into, and a wave of guilt washes over him.
“Fuck. i’m gonna get fired for this.”
#anakin skywalker smut#anakin skywalker#anakin x reader#star wars smut#hayden christensen#anakin smut#anakin skywalker x reader#professor!anakin#dilf!anakin
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