#or whatever unhinged stuff i posted

[jmiehyter]

guys just realized if My Plan™ came to fruition i'd have to delete this blog and all my other socials 😭

[artsymephy]

Help I’m inspired to make horrid scenarios again

Based on this

[sawsession]

one thing i think ppl miss when they say "but they spared aelwyn and ragh" is that they had the time to spare them. they actually did kill ragh, but decided to revivify him AFTER the battle once they werent in danger anymore. they all circled around him and threatened him in order to assure their safety. also gorgug litrally wanted him to stay dead lmfao. and they also tried to kill aelwyn in freshman year but she got away. when they saved her in sophomore year she was freshly tortured and no longer a threat to them.

theres a huge difference between those situations and the one the bad kids are currently in, in which the rat grinders could potentially kill them

[coquelicoq]

i have absolutely no filter in one very specific area, which is that if someone smells good i always tell them immediately and with great enthusiasm. unfortunately this has led many people to think i was hitting on them when actually i just really like smells. apparently i can come across as incredibly forward to people, but only that subset of people who smell really really good. if you smell normal we will probably have a regular time.

[transmechanicus]

given that there's currently one new callout post every week that revolves around carefully curating screencaps to make a random trans person look like a pedophile, you might wanna go over the memeufacturing thing again. it was literally the same thing

Fair point potentially, but also I'm not gonna go dig up and inspect the dirt on a mf who doesn't even use this site anymore, left in like 2015, and only shows up in the most insane twitter crossposts I've ever seen. The reward is literally nothing, and I've never been a person to give traffic to callout posts anyway. Its not my business to care about or spread around the dirty laundry of strangers.

[lantern-lit-eyes]

a roughly cleaned up sketch sheet for my small town horror arlo/auggie AU! more info under the cut!

general plot of the AU so far is: • auggie, who has been bounced around between foster homes since he was young, ends up being fostered by charlotte; a woman who lives in a middle of nowhere town called "oldfaire"

• he quickly realizes something is definitely.. off in the town, but no one else seems to acknowledge it. he also keeps seeing this girl wandering around strangely, and upon asking about it is repeatedly told he's better off avoiding her • said girl is arlo, who has lived in oldfaire her whole life and who is the only one aware that something is deeply wrong there • she knows this because of witnessing her childhood friend eddie going missing, along with everyone's memories of him and all physical records (she also gets her grey hand in this incident) • they become friends after arlo realizes that auggie is the only other person she's met aware something is wrong, and they decide to work together to try and unravel the mystery • (also eventually they fall in love <3 )

[egg-emperor]

tempted to make a video about how Eggman's violence towards kids persists and that he doesn't have the moral limit that fandom likes to imagine he has now against characters as young as 6/8 like Cream and Tails because that was never the case before or after Sage came about

also the point stands and is proven by Eggman's violence and attempt to kill most characters as they're generally kids already but people don't think it seems to matter until they're as young as Cream or Tails Idk. so it'd focus on them specifically for the most part, otherwise if I were to compile literally everything it'd just be like the whole series and 10+ hours long loool

[toytulini]

how unhinged and/or plausible is it to print an entire shirt piece by piece with like a little tshirt press

[spacedkey]

mission failed fixation couldn't be contained. doensn't matter though because the tag is basically empty :'(

[hyper-cryptic]

SEND ME CHARACTERS TO PUT THROUGH THIS HELLISH BINGO!!

I'll respond in the morning because I am super tired!

Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:

[halfdeadwallfly]

<3 love ofmd but tbh getting real tired of constantly seeing shit about it <3

[planetpiastri]

pairing: lando norris x fem!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless] summary: yn and lando are couple goals around the mclaren garage, but they don't want oscar to feel left out. the problem? oscar would very much like to be left out. notes: school has finally released me from its chokehold so i'm doing my part in filling the winter break void. part 2 of my logan smau is in the works, but in the meantime, here's this<3 enjoy!

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ynusername recent stuff (following my two favorite boys around like a stray puppy)

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mclaren Always a pleasure to have you in the garage! 🧡

landonorris nyoom

ynusername vroom, even

username1 always a good day when yn refers to lando and oscar as her favorite boys

oscarpiastri Thanks for buying me dinner 👍🏻

ynusername you're welcome kiddo 🫶 oscarpiastri Please don't call me that

mclaren

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mclaren pookie #1 and pookie #2 dump (📸 - ynusername)

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username2 WHO PUT THE ADMIN UP TO THIS

oscarpiastri Why would you say that

username3 im cackling this had to be yn's idea

landonorris pookie and proud 💪

username4 everyone say thank you yn for taking cute pics of our boys

ynusername you're welcome 😁

ynusername

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ynusername let! him! cook!!!!!

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username5 oh my god that is so much fire

oscarpiastri Do NOT let him cook I repeat do NOT let him cook

landonorris it was fine you big baby nobody got hurt 🙄 oscarpiastri I'd sure hope so??

username6 yn and lando are kind of unhinged together omg

username7 and that's why we love them 😌

mclaren Please bring our driver back to the paddock in one piece! 😬

landonorris all that fire and you were still the hottest thing in the kitchen 🥵🥵

ynusername 🤭🤭

landonorris

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landonorris actually can't think of a better way to spend this life 🤍

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username8 CAPTION IM IN TEARS 😭😭

username9 where's my credit for sending you the video lando

landonorris how many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man?? 👊💪

maxverstappen1 Too sweet

ynusername you're my everything 💌

landonorris you ARE everything oscarpiastri And Lando's just Ken landonorris this guy gets it

maxfewtrell Happy for you or whatever

username10 glad to know i'm not the only one crying over that video of lando and yn

georgerussell63 Don't worry I am too alex_albon me too carlossainz55 Me three username11 yo??

username12 help there are so many drivers in the comments 💀

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Hanging out with Mum and Dad 👍🏻

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landonorris she started crying when she saw this btw

oscarpiastri Sorry? landonorris don't be, it's the pregnancy hormones ynusername I AM NOT PREGNANT DELETE THIS BEFORE THE WAG PAGES START POSTING

username13 ok but does oscar need a step-sister i wanna be part of this family

ynusername love u kiddo 🥹🧡

username14 oscar liking this comment oh we've come so far from when he used to tell her to stop calling him that oscarpiastri I've stopped fighting it

tagging: @sonder-paradise hey girl<3

request: hiii, could you do a smau similar to ‘heart eyes’ but with lando and oscar is the suffering third wheel? -from anon

[imnotditzy]

I feel like once Billy learns how to use social media all of Captain Marvel’s posts would be unhinged.

Captain Marvel: Residents of Fawcett, please notify me if you’ve seen a guy running around like a chicken with their head cut off. Mr. Mind forgot his glasses and missed.

Captain Marvel: If a little girl comes knocking on your door selling Girl Scout cookies, DO NOT give her your signature, business card or whatever else has your name related to it, this INCLUDES your name. She will not give it back AND she only has somoas left anyway.

Captain Marvel: I hate it when people are like, “you placed a curse on my bloodline and now every time I butcher cattle someone I know dies” And stuff. Like 1. That wasn’t even me, and 2. That was literally in 4300 B.C I don’t get why you still care that much 😑

Captain Marvel: Hey guys, did you hear about King Midas? Do you think it’s true, about his ears? 🫢😬

[inesbaby21]

Kate just admiring reader and watching her with her puppy dog eyes☹️

Ahhhh I love you nonnie omg!

- I'm just seeing reader on live/recording a grwm to post and kate just sitting on the bed behind her admiring her!

- Or like Game day grwm's- and Kate wants a little makeup nothing toooo crazy, but it's a home game so of course she wants to look purty and stuff! so she begs (not like she had to beg anyway!) for you to do a some light breathable makeup on her. I'm literally gushing this is too cute!

- Post!game Kate who just wants to shower, get the interviews over-with, eat, and wind down with hyperfeminine!reader omgomgomgggg.

- Kate is secretly a girly girl idc, hyf!reader and Kate definitely have matching/monogramed pj's and definitely share a skincare routine!

"Y/N/NNNN it's 9 o'clock- i'm sleepy and we have a busy day tomorrow" Kate says pouting as you talk to viewers/reply to some comments asking about your hair/very obvious matching pj's.

- I definitely can see Kate dating/marrying a Nepo!Baby BIGGGGG time- or not gonna lie a model! Like not someone who's like super out there- but quiet and reserveddd! Someone who brings her back down to earth after a bad day/game you know?

"I do understand where your coming from Syd- and that this loss wasn't something to take to heart, but Y/N came in from Milan to watch me play and we lost" The blonde says genuinely upset- and hurt, don't get me wrong you definitely didn't care if she won or lost, but it hurt Kate knowing that you'd traveled so far to see her- and she still had lost.

-Hyperfeminine!Reader who does NOT need Kate to dumb things down for her, and mad it very clear that she wouldn't be interested in going to watch Kate play if she didn't understand the sport (definitely had to watch one of those basketball explained in girl term tiktok's but we don't judge!)

-Hyperfem!reader Who definitely has scary girlfriend privilege; wearing whatever she wants at ANY time of the day because "Her girlfriend can fight"

-Whipped!Kate who definitely has a designated section in her closet for readers sleepwear, a few pairs of everything- and her emergency jewelry box! Because what's worse than an ugly outfit? No accessories duh 😞

"Kate fucking Martin. There's no way you keep a whole 1/5th of your closet for your girlfriends stuff" Jada Say Wheezing- as she shows the live the difference between the red, blue, white, black, and grey colors of her wardrobe; and then the pink, green, black, and white section that she had unintentionally dubbed as yours.

- HyperFem!Reader who takes the most unhinged, off guard, and borderline clipped pictures of Kate on Facetime/While she sleeps because "Her face is just so sweet when she's sleeping."

-Hyperfeminine!Reader Who take Kate on a Sephora trip to get her a full face of makeup (She's never gonna touch it Unless you do it, but you know just to have for whenever she's ready!)

-Hyperfeminine!Reader who spent most of her childhood/adolescence running from her femininity/was a tomboy- but randomly after hitting 16-19 had a whole life altering change in style, interest, activity.

- Hyperfeminine!Reader who let's Kate know that she doesn't have to be a "gentleman", and CONSTANTLY reminds Kate that she is a girl too, and never makes her feel ashamed for her more "girlish" interests/hobbies.

-Hyperfeminine!Reader who takes Kate to get her nails/feet done every few weeks (they do those cute matchy matchy couple sets) Kate has to get the shorter/gel of course because of basketball but!

A/N currently listening to country music! may have given me to strength to carry on 😣

[dark-moonlust]

Alastair’s Possession PART 1

Pairing: Ghost oc (Alastair) x fem!human reader

Summary: on a cool October night you explore a haunted manor and find your ghostly mate.

Warnings: minors don’t interact, 18+, dub-con, oral(fem), object penetration (wine bottle) yeah I went unhinged with this one, big 🍆, p in v sex, lots of 💦.

This is a sneak peek of a two part oneshot for Monstertober and yes it involves a wine 🍾I post some unhinged stuff both here and on Patreοn. Link in bio and profile. Please don’t attack me 😂. As always if this isn’t your jam, please skip it! If this is your stuff, enjoyyyyy 🖤🍾✨

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Something large and cold prodded your cunt; it wasn't his fingers, because they were clawed. Whatever it was it was frigid and firm. You looked down, gasped at the empty wine bottle in his palm, the smooth glass glinting in the dim light. You let out a mewl as the cold top scraped across your folds. Panicking, you attempted to flee but he pushed the head within, shoving it till your folds touched the bottle's high shoulders. You clutched the sheets, your knuckles turning white.

“No,” you panted, your walls contracting around the intrusion. “Get it out of me—”

“I can’t finger you, little treasure,” he murmured, his voice low. “This will prepare you. You’re too small.”

You couldn’t speak, your breath caught in your throat as he pulled back the glass, then pushed it back inside. Ironically, you were drenched, your pussy weeping with more than enough lubrication to make the bottle slide smoothly inside you. Every nerve felt exposed, raw, as the cold of the bottle contrasted with the heat inside you. He kept fucking you like this, ignoring your groans and thrashes before lowering his mouth to your clit.

The touch shocked your system, and you cried out, your ears assaulted by the squelching sounds of your cunt being penetrated by a freaking wine bottle. It was too thick to fit, you couldn't take any more. Yet as his tongue stroked your clit, he pushed the larger part of the bottle within. You winced as it popped in, your pussy strained taut around it. He snarled proudly and licked around your stretched folds, softly massaging your clit with the pad of his finger and encouraging you to take more.

[sp4ceboo]

rating bff!ateez as pumpkin carvings

pairing: ot8 x gn!reader

genre: platonic bffs, twitter smau, crack, fluff if you squint

c/w: swearing, explicit language, suggestive jokes, violence

a/n: very nearly gave up on this thread a couple times but yay happy halloween 🎃

taglist: @bluehwale-main @thecarnivaloflies @miriamxsworld @shakalakaboomboo @lavishloving @emily505 (lmk if you want to be added)