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Like he’s giving cvnt and im here for it.
#certified monster fucker#shao kahn#mk1#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1#im obsessed#rainyworx#i would let him do unspeakable things to me#mortal kombat fandom#like you can’t act like you wouldn’t.#would attempt iykwim#prolly 15 inches
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While this was fun to do…I am deeply concerned about how depraved I am
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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Quote by Shinji Moon.
#trigun#trigun spoilers#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vashwood#woowoo certified monster fucker moment
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@twworque
Imagine: A Minotaur boyfriend who comforts you after a bad day at work
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Work was brutal, especially during the holidays. It didn't help that everyone seemed to be in a bad mood. Your co-workers were exhausted and the costumers seemed to have short fuses.
Once you got home, you dropped your stuff, slumped into the couch, and began to cry.
As you held your face in your hands, trying to contain the tears shedding from your eyes, you heard and felt the heavy footsteps of your Minotaur boyfriend approaching towards you. You didn't realize he was home.
His deep and gentle voice resonates within the room, asking with concern, "Baby, what's wrong?" Suddenly, a massive yet surprisingly tender hand grips your shoulder. You felt the cushion dip as he sat down next to you, sliding you closer to him.
Your voice cracks as you lift your heads out of your hands. "Work was so..." you try to explain the situation but get interrupted by the sheer closeness of your boyfriend. Inches apart, his warm breath tickles your face, and those fluffy ears of his twitch ever so slightly, displaying an expression of genuine concern.
You kinda just blank out for a moment.
Gently stroking your cheek with his thumb, your mind comes back to reality, allowing you to pour out your heartache about the terrible day you experienced. "My day started off really good, but then it went south fast," you say, the pain still evident in your voice.
Recalling every detail, from the irritating customers to the lack of support from colleagues, your boyfriend remains attentive throughout, nodding occasionally to show understanding.
Once the last word leaves your lips, your boyfriend wraps his strong arms around you, pulling you into a comforting embrace.
Without any warning, your boyfriend scoops you up into his arms, carrying you swiftly towards the bedroom. Startled by the sudden action, you release a tiny gasp which is met with his deep, reassuring laughter.
"Wait, I need to cook dinner!" you attempt to resist, but his affectionate peck on your cheek silences your concerns. "Don't worry, babe, I'll order us some takeout instead," he promises, his cool, moist nose pressing against your skin.
Carrying you into your shared bedroom, he places you carefully beneath the sheets before joining you in bed. Enveloping you within his furry arms, he whispers in his deep voice, "You deserve a nice cuddling session after today."
Snuggling deeper into his chest, feeling the warmth radiating from his body, you hear him snort playfully before his rough tongue grazes across the crown of your head.
"Thank you," you whisper. "I love you."
"Anything for you, babe," he replies tenderly, squeezing you a bit tighter. "And I love you too."
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Spoiler free Arcadion review
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Gon be turned every way but loose, please help him !!
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#venom symbiote#spiderman 2 ps5#spiderman 2 game#dailygaming#dailyvideogames#gamingedit#this is so hot to me LMAO#why are the NPCs so big and buff?????#what was the reason!!!#im a certified monster fucker btw#gaming
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Poison Ivy (2022-) #22
Janet may still unfortunately be alive but hey at least Ivy gets to look badass and scary and so uh not attractive aha👉👈
#reason harley isnt there is because as a certified monster fucker her and ivy would have killed that dude through the power#of gay sex#they kiss 1 time in front of him and he dissolves into acid#''then lets fight''#harley: what if we 👉👈 fucked instead ive 👉👈#jason when he thinks theyre gonna fight: 😏#jason melting into mush when they ignore him and start making out: shocked pika face#poison ivy#pamela isley#dc comics#harlivy#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#for the tags dkdjdks <3#♧ comic thoughts ♧
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OMG THIS IS SO GOOOOD
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warning: SLIGHT dubcon piss kink, cockwarming, knotting
“C’mon, princess. You can take it.”
You let out a whine as your mate held you on his lap, his knot stuffed inside of you. “N-no, it’s gross…”
He chuckled as you pouted and squirmed, giving your cheek a soft lick with his large tongue. “I’m only marking what’s mine. It’ll all come out when the swelling goes down…”
A hand reached out to rub your clit, making your cunt squeeze around his cock. “B-but… I’m already so full…”
“You said you wanted me to use you as my little toy, didn’t you princess?”
“Yeah…”
You puffed out your chubby cheeks, and he couldn’t help but kiss them. “Listen, I won’t stuff you full. Just a little, alright?”
“J-just a little…”
He smiled, burying his face into your neck to concentrate. Soon, the warm feeling of his piss filling you up made your toes curl and your body shiver. It was a strange, yet not unpleasant sensation.
Soft purrs tumbled through his chest as he gently rubbed your belly, his sharp teeth nipping at your neck. “All mine… everyone will be able to tell you’ve been marked just by getting of whiff of my piss on you…”
He chuckled, his claw circling around the small bulge in your belly. “Well, in this case, in you…”
You stayed stuffed full of piss, being peppered in kisses and lightly bounced on his knot until it finally deflated.
It all gushed out of you at once, leaving you feeling relieved… yet empty. As he picked you up and carried you to the bath, you buried your face into his neck.
“Could… we try this again sometime? I feel all empty now…”
His hair stood up, his tail wagging furiously. “Of course… anything for you, love.”
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As a triton, she is qualified to deal with squids
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This post made me realized I love vampires but I am in love with werewolves
ALRIGHT FOLKS
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Saw Näcken’s interpretation for Bramble and I had to pull out my license 😏…
#monster fucker#I’m certified#overqualified even#bramble#Näcken#Nokken#norse mythology#fairytale#my taste in men#is weird#af
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hi! i’m just gonna plug this because it’s all set up and approved at last, feel free to keep scrolling if it’s not your kinda thing <3 this does not change the content i post here whatsoever.
so i made a patreon exclusively for original fantasy & monster fucker smut/stories & nsfw versions of art bc yk why not.
> link to the patreon < (will also be on my profile)
disclaimer: all fanfics will be 100% free on here/on ao3 always, this is just a focus for original pieces. i’ll still on occasional post original smut on here & frequent fanfics (smut or otherwise) here, so that will not change‼️
more info below the cut:
for the tip jar tier: €1.50
access to info/monthly updates, so you know what to expect
access to my character cards so you know who i’m writing about
for other tier: €5
the above + but also smut + sometimes art, sometimes it’ll be exclusive but otherwise it’s just process/full res versions
requests will still on occasion be open for free on tumblr, but if you’re into something more frequent, then it’s available. <3
i have posted pieces with my oc yandere incubus before on here & will continue to still on occasion (see for example on kinktober) release smut but just expect it to be much more often on there.
& on sunday you can expect a new character reveal. i’m really in love with her concept. 😮💨
this is 100% purely if you wanna support, there will never be any pressure to join <3 link will be added to my profile
#info#uhhh#how do i tag this#ok look i’m just gonna be writing a lot of monster fucker smut#if that is your thing then check me out <3#patreon#previews are my entire account so if you like that but with monsters then yes hello#THIS WAS A CERTIFIED YAP IM SO SORRY#writers on tumblr#smut writers
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How the hell am I supposed to choose from these options!? I'm a
#certified monster fucker#seriously though#idk#tumblr polls#poll#cryptids#fae#vampire#werewolf#aliens#demons#witch
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i kno he had a lot going on at the moment and he wasnt there for the Patton Oswalt-Batman event but i just know, deep down in my heart of hearts, 42 hours after he's been returned as a human, Guillermo De La Cruz is going to be spending a lot of time in that potting shed thinking abt Nandor's scary aggressive dom phase
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz#nandor#nandermo#i know it because thats what ive been doing for the the past 4 days#i have no other way to say this so im going to just say it: Guillermo is GAY gay ok#and a 6-foot tall pretty boy just loomed over him held his hands kept him in place to tell him he can kill him in his mother language#you just knoW Guillermo is having a crisis abt that when he's acquired enough distance from his angst#furthermore: it will take even longer for his pussy to catch up to seeing Nandor at the feast#literally ROLLING HIS HIPS with his arms braced on either side of him like a bedframe#like hes a fucking beast feeding on a gazelle#but Guillermo is going to kicking Laszlo out of the potting shed indefinitely when he does#like Nandor is never /that/ much of a vampire and he went to 100% monster mode and Guillermo is a certified monster fucker#you kno Nandor was fulfilling so many fantasies for Guillermo in those moments#my baby boy is going to be THIRSTY for the next 13 years fr
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