#jmie.txt

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in honor of judgment day sucking now, here's a compilation of their funniest moments over the past two years, made by me. :)

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just thinking about the terror twins when they were in nxt and how cool they would've been as a team even back then

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"oh jey should be rhea's new love interest" "oh she and dom should get back together" what if rhea just didn't have a man. what if priest was just her bestie and that was it and she didn't need to have another love interest and have part of her character revolve around a man.

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has this been done yet?

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tony khan could book swerve/hangman matches at every single ppv for the rest of my life and i would never complain

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if they actually do the rhea/dom/damian vs finn/jd/liv PLEASE let them just go absolutely crazy and have a wargames match or smth

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"you gonna keep staring lovingly into each other's eyes or are you gonna look at me" ok whore

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iwtv 1994 remake but louis and lestat are played by pretty deadly

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i think it's worth pointing out how miguel has progressively gotten more attractive with each passing season of cobra kai

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if i had a nickel for every time someone committed a felony on aew television this week... i would have two nickels. which is not a lot but it's a little concerning that it happened twice.

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the jey/damian tag team is gonna go so hard

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my favorite thing about evp young bucks is that they'll beat the shit out of someone while the crowd is booing and then be like "great show guys!! 😀 we love you guys so much!!"

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"punk could've won the match by now" this isn't about winning it's about being gay

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hey tony khan it would be so so cool if mark davis came back and aussie open reunited and will and kyle left the don callis family and we finally got the united empire trios run in aew that we all deserve

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lines from deadpool 2 that my dad and i quote to each other on a daily basis

"i'm not ready to be touched again."

"TRAINEE!"

"well... that's just lazy writing."

"YOU KILLED BLACK TOM YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"

"you're so dark! are you sure you're not from the dc universe?"

"ha, justin bieber. he called you justin bieber!"

*loud gasp* "I SAID NO TOUCHING"

"it's on my head and it smells like patrick stewart."

"where does it burn? just the fist or all the way up to the elbow?"

"god, that's lazy writing."

"it's great seeing you like this." "ha ha, yeah."

"donde esta la biblioteca?"

"what are you doing?" "MY JOB."

"it's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it!"

"picture me, a ten-year-old kirsten dunst." "i'll never not picture that."

"you're x-people." "you're x-hausting." "i see what you did there. puns."

"you're welcome, canada."

"what's your superpower? cultural appropriation?"

"like beyonce says: "please. please stop cheating on me."

"we're the x-men; dated metaphor for racism in the 60s."

"should've brought a super soaker."

"mcavoy or stewart?"

"that's like, my favorite marvel character ever!"

"stay in school, kid. or don't. i didn't, and i'm an x-man." "trainee."

"i'm gonna rip you in half now."

"george michael was right. i'm never gonna dance again. fuck!"

"FOUR OR FIVE MOMENTS!"

"you're my tom cruise!" "and you're my kristen dunst! kristen? kirsten?"

"is there like a sorting hat?"

"imma tell you what the real lie is: toilet paper."

"YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN TRASH MOUTH."

"we've all eaten at arby's, okay?"

"oh, i shit my pants." "actually, that may have been me."

"i was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again."

"i should've worn the white pants!"

"...right next to a huge steaming pile of foreshadowing."

"maximum effort!"

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okay so that was some of the gayest shit i've ever seen