#or therapy

[dip-and-pip-chaos]

Have Mr and Mr Games ruined your life? You may be entitled to compensation 😔🙏

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

saw ur grower or shower hcs,,,, as an extension to that, what would their sizes be? (sry if u’ve alr done size hcs,,,,if u have can u link them to this ask pls)

Gonna kill two birds with one stone and say both size and hair :)

Grower:

Simon Riley : 8 inches, decently thick + buzzes the hair down real short but does not shave it all off :).

Kyle Garrick : 8.5 inches, average thickness + shaves completely.

John Price : 6.5 inches, definitely the thickest in this category + trims his bush.

Alejandro Vargas : 7.5 inches, thin but VERY curved upward + does not shave, does not trim, the man's been rocking the same bush since he first started growing it in puberty.

Alex Keller : 7 inches, average thickness + buzzes it down like Simon does, right after he's done trimming his mustache :).

Shower:

Johnny MacTavish : 5.5 inches, THICK, thick, thick, beats everyone + does NOT shave on the field... but shaves it all off at home :).

Rodolfo Parra : 5 inches, average thickness + shaves it off fully just like Kyle and only ever lets it grow a little before he's shaving it off again.

Philip Graves : 4 inches, but he's the second thickest in this category + shaves it all clean off because if his face is shaven, so will his balls be.

[deadeyedoodles]

I dunno, man, I'm here for the pretty words and pretty art relating to my favorite fictional characters.

The creativity it takes to create, whether it be those things or, just spitballing, an account pretending to be said fictional character, is amazing and inspiring, and if your goal is to criticize that, feel free to leave.

We're all here to have fun, yeah? Real life is where we are forced to take shit, in hogwarts legacy world, don't spew ignorant hateful things.

Just enjoy the damn creativity. It's not hard.

[xxnomadsxx]

Branch would be the kinda guy to vent about horrible trauma as a joke then get asked if he’s ok only to reply with “eh, it’s no big deal”.

[rattlingmystars]

on nesta and the inner circle

i'm not anti inner circle but i AM anti hypocrites.

to begin with;

everyone but feyre in that group is over 500 years old and they are going to war over a 25 year old. a traumatized, scared, lost 25 year old whose only crime was being mean.

this is not defending nesta's actions in the cabin, but i think many forget that she was also a child. as the youngest in my family, if at any point my parents passed during my childhood, it is sure as fuck not my brother's responsibility to parent me.

elain was just as guilty as nesta was elain and unlike nesta, did not follow feyre into the woods.

the IC, and a lot of, imo toxic acotar fans, forgive and ove her. not because she did no wrong, but because she is soft, submissive, and easy to control.

feyre's triology is first person and incredibly biased.

please reread acotar and how she described rhysand.

reread the START of acomaf and how she described rhys to tamlin and lucien. it is stated MULTIPLE times indirectly that she is a young, biased, narrator.

nesta being expected to get over her trauma, trauma that horrified rhys once he saw it, in less than a year is crazy. especially when you remember that everyone else is over 500 fucking years old.

a lot of anti nesta people argue that due to nesta being the eldest, she should've taken initaive, but they will defend 500 year old fae for literal war crimes.

the argument isn't that nesta was perfect, she wasn't. the argument that taking away a traumatized woman's autonomy, when that was the source of her trauma, humiliating her, and villainizing her for reactionary comments, while ignoring all she's sacrificed is wrong.

i've seen a lot of people say pro nesta fans must be abusers.

i'm pro nesta and i survived being strangled and stalked by a physically and emotionally abusive man. i know what abuse is and while nesta was toxic, she was never abusive. the most anyone could ever try to claim was she was reactionary abusive as the majority of her harsh comments were in response. especially in the context of the world this is made in.

i have a lot more to go off on, but honestly i'm in a sci fi feminst class rn and should be focusing on my lecture since i'm usually one of the main debaters.

rhys and nesta are mirrors of each other, but one is a man with bat wings people can fetishize, and the other is a woman who isn't afraid to make her voice known.

i love rhys and i love nesta, but i hate how this fandom allows internalized misogyny to poison them.

[thoughtsfromlayla]

oh you like arranged marriage/soulmates as a trope? is it because you've failed so many times in your romantic life you've come to find comfort in the idea of having them being found for you?

*points at the mirror*

[sixie]

Hey, do you guys remember how the Gov't planned to turn a seven year old amnesiac into an immense weapon of mass destruction by infusing them with a dangerous singularity through a series of painful experiments? Seven years old.

Chuuya was just small baby boy!! A scrunkly lil guy! He did nothing to deserve this. Lost any form of a normal childhood and yet still grew up to want keep his city safe. He just makes me want to cry.

[who-u-calling-pinhead]

Ho.

Ly.

S h i t.

[sizzy-is-my-otp]

screaming crying begging someone please give me Alana Maxwell HCs, fics, art, anything. Ive scowered all of AO3 and Tumblr and I still need MORE

[gl1tzh]

they weren't lying, that robot sure can dream

[the-crimson]

Omg ALL the eggs are in their emo arc rn.

Like Richas has been betrayed by Cellbit and dismissed by his parents which triggered Romera Richas.

Tallulah has been betrayed by Richas because she doesn’t understand why he hates a painting she loves.

Now Pomme and Dapper are throwing a tantrum for being abandoned by bbh when he went to take care of Tallulah.

Something is in the air I swear

[cyberspamii]

MORE shrike sketches for my au. I'm gonna base him off the "Crab-eating macaque", which is a cute monkey that I think suits him well! I'll do a beebs design later, I might make him look more like a walrus maybe?

[mysweetbabycakes]

sadly no riding on stage last night.

but i still think there was some riding at the after party.

🐎

[vittoriamurphy]

Should i kill myself or go to therapy ?

[beedeebee]

Don’t get me wrong I love Doja cat but her new music video- she looks like the little demon guy from soul eater I mean

like this isn’t just me right?