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❝ Tears don’t fix anything. ❞ @ozeanum
𝐀 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐊, hardly worth such a statement. His jaw clenched as he looked at his friend; although in that moment he half debated causing him the same gut wrenching agony that he, himself was feeling. Had he taken the required form; of course. For now Osial was safe – but Morax’s memory was long.
One day. I shall.
Leaning against the side of the cliff, somewhat slumped as it became obvious then why those mortals wore such ridiculous things that covered their feet. To stop unnecessary injuries such as these. ❝ I do hope you are finding your amusement. ❞ He half grumbled, the Lord of Geo felled by something as simple as a stubbed toe. How shameful. ❝ Consider this a promise that once you take mortal form, Osial. I shall ensure you feel this very same torture. ❞ He could see the way the waves rippled around him; raising then to his full height – which in this form was not nearly as impressive as his. ❝ I do hope, for your sake, you are not laughing at me. ❞
#↱ IC ↲ every journey has it’s final day – don’t rush . / 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃#me: i can go so many directions with that line - happy - angsty - somewhere in between..#or stubbed toe.#apparently even the gods aren't immune to THAT level of pain#a war?#easy#fighting other gods?#sign him up#stub his toe?#the mountains themselves tremble
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The tech guy in movies
#gravity falls#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#ford pines#Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL#When he came back#due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part#but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK#Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word#Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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bzzztt zap boom
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This fandom is really sleeping on one of Rio’s lines from Ep 5 which is a shame because it’s great
Agatha: *possessed scrabbling and Exorcist backbend*
The coven: *Freaking out* Rio, sounding mildly concerned at most: Sweetheart? You okay?
#agatha harkness#agatha all along#agatha x rio#She’s so nonchalant about her wife getting possessed XD just another Tuesday apparently#She’s just checking in! This is ‘wife swearing because she stubbed her toe on the coffee table’ levels of concern#Normal couple activities: watch her scuttle unnaturally around the room because there’s a ghost inside her#Then Evanora comes out and Rio goes from ‘mild concern’ to absolute FURY
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zoro....
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[ cw: injury mention / jokes about death / ]
Love when people depict Leo like-
Leo, covered in grievous wounds and having several broken bones: Ew, Staten Island? Anyway lmao that sucked-
Leo, with a paper cut: My LIFE is OVER I am SUFFERING I am DYING I leave all my comics to Mikey, Raph gets my posters and figurines, April can have everything else in my room, I guess Dad can have my swords, Donnie you get NOTHING until you admit I was RIGHT back when-
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#100% Leo was the type to be like I can’t come to training I broke a nail#nah I can’t exercise today I stubbed my toe#what do you mean I can’t go out it’s JUST a flesh wound (said flesh wound is still actively bleeding)#*eight thousand puns about the terrible injuries he has just completely downplaying them*#guess a shell’s not all it’s cracked up to be! (he says with a cracked shell)#it’s CANON it is
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#tmz does have a field day with this btw#BREAKING: WAYNE HEIR BOYFRIEND A DRUGGIE?#2 hours later#BREAKING: WAYNE CEO DRAKE-WAYNE PUNCHES PHOTOGRAPHERS OUTSIDE HIS RESIDENCE#im sorry this will never not be funny to me#bear who loves to poke fun at his trauma and tim who will never stop being horrified#what's that one post i made about tim being more feral about bear's trauma than bear is#bear could stub his toe on a chair and tim later that night after bear has gone to sleep would try to fight the chair#tim circling the chair menacingly: so.... i cant trust you around him anymore? is that it? hasn't he suffered ENOUGH?!#tim: baby you cant '😭💀' your way out of trauma#bear: 😭😭😭#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber#wait but also 'tim dowd' bc tim is digustingly in love with his man and yes every1 made fun of him for the username#and 'bearlybeloved' like dearly beloved but also like barely beloved#bc bear is always barely loved. but that's a post for another time
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Ricky carriers around little printouts of comic sound effects and holds them up whenever something violent happens
#ride the cyclone#random rabbles#rtc#rtc musical#ride the cyclone musical#ricky potts#ride the cyclone headcannons#violent can and does mean a stubbed toe#or a poorly sung verse
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maybe because not everyone has to cater to black and brown readers? if i feel excluded then talk to ur black and brown writers bc why tf would (for ex.) white writers write black readers when…when they aren’t?? yall aren’t victims write ur own shit if u care so much like idk what to tell u but not everyone has to bow down and write the way you want them too.
The fact that this is what you got from me saying that POC feel excluded from fandom is...insane.
I hesitate to even answer this because you sound stupid as hell, but since I think other people need to get this shit through their skulls as well:
If you are a writer, and you claim to be writing an "x reader" fanfic for a character you like, the general consensus is that "reader" in this situation should be neutral for the most part. Sure, there's different versions of that ( "x fem reader", "x masc reader", etc.") , but generally, the idea is that "reader" in this situation could be anyone, yes? A lot of writers on this app and others, write "reader" as if tiny white women are the default.
And you know what?
If you wanna write that way, fine, but say that. If you so desprately want to write about Abby Anderson fucking a 5ft nothing white girl with blonde hair and green eyes - write that. But don't call that shit an "x reader" when you know its a self insert meant to exclude everybody that doesnt look like you. Dont claim to be a safe place for all readers if when POC say they feel excluded from the things you write, you say stupid shit like what this anon just did. If your shit is labeled "x reader" with no other warnings, one should be able to assume that they arent going to see any specifics about body type, hair textures, skin color or eye color - but no. Thats not the case.
I swear, every time we bring this shit up you bitches act like we killed your fucking grandma. If you dont wanna write in a way that everyone can consume, fine, but dont make it seem as if petite white girls are just the default human in every scenario. Theres a content warning over every fic, if you dont want to see how problematic it is to write as if whiteness is the default then the least you could do it leave a big fat warning in that little "CW" section to let us know that you didnt write this with the existence of people that dont look like you in mind.
Oh, and I do write my own stuff btw. Don't ever come in my inbox with this bullshit again. Pissing me off first thing in the morning😒
#tlou2#lesbian#wlw#abby anderson#☆kennie's rambles#abby anderson x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams#abby tlou2#please get a fucking grip#i hope you stub your toe#sevika x reader#abby x reader
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Been meaning to try drawing the Hellfire Gala outfit for a while but didn't think it'd be to spoof a Rogue cover...
#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik probably just stubbed his toe and wanted to be the one carried for once#I love this costume so much#And he wore it on one of the worst days of his life 😭#Potato sketches
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Really need SJ!SQQ to, like stub his toe or something and let out the filthiest swear in front of all the other Peak Lords.
And then I want YQY to laugh really, really hard.
#svsss#obviously sj is too elegant to stub his toe but i digress#shen qingqiu#original shen qingqiu#svsss crack#shang qinghua would laugh with yqy if he wasnt terrified of sj lunging for the proverbial and maybe physical jugular#liu qingge didn't even know that string of words was possible#yue qingyuan#yue qingyuan & shen jiu
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elbie is... a frail victorian child
- mod kibby
#mod reaper says vic would inhale deeply and shed like one (1) tear#liam smiles through the pain as he always does#ngl i think william wouldn't even stub his toe#william rex#ikevil william#harrison gray#ikevil harrison#liam evans#ikevil liam#elbert greetia#ikevil elbert#alfons sylvatica#ikevil alfons#roger barel#ikevil roger#jude jazza#ikevil jude#ellis twilight#ikevil ellis#victor#ikevil victor#ikemen villains#ikevil#shitpost#mod kibby#happy elbie route release day 🥳
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I'm ready to get my cheeks chomped by the new Megalodontia in Splatoon!
#splatoon 3#big run#salmon run#splatoon#megalodontia#king salmonid#A friend showed me a clip where he's screaming like he stubbed his toe
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lame as hell how people associate blushing with mostly romantic things b/c I blush at literally everything. I stubbed my toe one time and blushed in response
#and then I moaned#just kidding#spacie spoinks#I blush around my friends that I like platonically. it's just something my body does#also if it wasn't obvious the stubbing toe and blushing part is a hyperbole#that never happened LMFAOOOOOOOOO#my point still stands tho
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