#tfw you stub your toe

[bomberbeedraws]

zoro....

[omo-goose]

tfw you stub your toe on the way to the bathroom and now you're stuck in the backrooms forever but still really need to pee

alt with monster thing below

I think maybe it's just trying to tell you where the bathroom is? Idk 🤷‍♂️

[impertinentfiend]

Tfw you step on the dog’s squeaky toy in the dark and get startled into stubbing your toe on the coffee table and swearing loudly on reflex and then the microwave beeps because you were too late to disarm it and it’s 1 am and you just woke up everybody in the house

[chacha-tortuga]

[OC]

[nature-and-music]

tfw when a bee flies towards me:

tfw a sneeze gets stuck:

tfw i ugly cry:

tfw toilet water splashes back:

tfw a loud commercial plays in my headphones while listening to an 8 hour “calm music” video on youtube:

tfw the vacuum wakes me up from my sleep over the weekend:

tfw i accidentally step on a lego:

tfw i accidentally stub my little toe:

tfw a mild inconvenience happens:

tfw i heard Roger Waters scream in Careful with That Axe, Eugene for the first time:

I’m sorry for doing this, it’s stupid I know. And I’m sorry Roger Waters, but your facial expressions are a treasure that is meant to be shared and I mean it. Also please contribute to this if you want to.

[sunnowo]

Tfw you stub your toe at the foot of your bed

[headlesshota]

Tfw after you find a proship safe agere blog you realize it's ran by the bitch who was passive aggressive to you for having a delusional attatchment that they have a fictive of because the fictive was uncomfortable with doubles, and is likely the person behind an incident where you got harassed and had your triggers used against you on the server for a proship art fight clone. So like yeah I hope that person stubs their toe once every hour for the rest of their life.

[cchexmex]

tfw when you stub your toe (I just fall to the ground tbh) i used a Toby Maguire Spider-Man screenshot as reference, I think it’s the train scene.

Continuation of what is becoming a little comic at this point... in which Kotal compliments Erron’s pickle recipe.

[bigskydreaming]

TFW you’re having a bad pain day to begin with and then you go and stub your freaking toe of all things and you look down with an expression of utmost betrayal and are like “et tu, piglet?”

[redemptionbaby]

Oh my gosh, that pregnant reader ask was so sweet and soft. Adding on to it, if you like, how would reader being heavily pregnant affect the members of the gang developing feelings for them? Who would be completely turned off by it (@ Micah)? Who wouldn't be daunted? Love your writing!!

tfw when you’re falling in love but the bitch is pregnant :/

So I gave Micah a lot of hell for not thinking of you as a team player, but he wouldn’t really mind being with a pregnant lady. Does he have many sexual needs? Yes. But I raise another, more important point: he is a prideful asshole. And he sees raising another man’s child, taking his spawn and turning it into his progeny, is like the ultimate power move.So you’re gonna have lots of gentle pregnant sex and Micah is gonna turn that kid into a crack shot from the moment it can grasp a slingshot

Arthur, as you may expect, is scared as fuck. Like of course he doesn’t love you any less, but he does assume that you don’t quite love him enough to let a bastard like him raise your child. So it’s weird for him.

John wonders if he has some sort of bad luck, like what is it with him and pregnant women. Pregnant women and their bastards. The implications of helping you raise your baby are a whole super sized can of worms he isn’t ready to open.

Trelawny, similarly, is like oh uh fuck I don’t really want another kid and another lie to keep up

Charles thinks this situation has worked out absolutely perfectly. You and he love each other, and your baby could use a father, and you could use some help. This is the best case scenario.

Hosea is reluctant. He doesn’t want to have a child who has to grow up with daddy more or less dying of old age and illness. Like Hosea knows he’s on his way out, and he doesn’t want to burden this kid with losing two father figures in one lifetime.

Sean will be kinda grumpy about it at first because he’s like what the hell. We just skipped all the fun sex and went straight to the stuffy responsibility stuff, this sucks. But if he really loves you he’s not gonna be able to help but love whatever it is you end up popping out

Dutch is a weenie who hates to experience any lack of control whatsoever. And to him he almost construes this situation as him being a father against his will because of his feelings for you. And he doesn’t like that shit at all.

Swanson would be glad. Not to disparage those who do, but he does not have a pregnancy fetish, so he would be rather happy in his certainty that his love for you is really for you and not at all tainted by temptations of the flesh. Not to mention, he’s such a bastard and a fuckup that he’d not want kids of his own, for fear that any fruit from his loins would end up just as miserable as him. Now he can have a baby and not have to worry about saddling it with his accursed genetic predispositions.

Javier doesn’t mind. He’s gonna raise this baby so fucking good that nobody is even gonna remember he isn’t the father. Javier wants a big family with lots of little ones, and the way he sees it you’ve just given him a head start.

Bill would be worry about being emasculated by it, truth be told. He feels like raising another man’s child is kind of a cuckhold thing to do. In the end he’d be a natural, and would love the thing so much he wouldn’t give a damn what anyone else thought. He loves it, he takes care of it, therefore he is its father. But before then he’s super apprehensive.

Kieran, meanwhile, is so used to feeling like a cuckhold and cleaning up after other people that this just feels like a role he was meant to play, he doesn’t have any hangups about your pregnancy at all.

Lenny’s anxiety is because he’s so young. Like what would his mom and dad think. He’s not ready to be a daddy, the other day he stubbed his toe on a log and almost cried.

[ankle-beez]

tfw you stub your pinky toe and the lion king is playing in the background

[layfri-kunikida]

Tfw you stub your toe (I'm not good at captions sorr-)

screeches

[peterparker-suggests]

How'd this conversation go from dirty talk to sweet and gentle talk? *laughs*

My boy needs a nap.

[retro-systems-art-archive]

tfw you stub your toe

[krispypotato]

Aries: cats

Taurus: pineapple

Gemini: when you're jumping on a trampoline and your boob hits your face

Cancer: pole

Leo: nerd

Virgo: tfw you stub your toe

Libra: that one scene in Emperor's New Groove when they're headed towards a waterfall

Scorpio: driving through an exit only lane like an asshole

Sagittarius: no

Capricorn: that panicky feeling when you're driving up to a green light and it turns yellow but you're not sure if you should speed up or slam on your brakes

Aquarius: black cars with those rusty patches of missing paint

Pisces: venti iced cinnamon almondmilk macchiato

[eus-mylus]

tfw you stub your toe on a piece of furniture