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amber-laughs · 2 years ago
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after the big reveal someone’s gonna say “you look just like your mother” and jon’s gonna bust out laughing
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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago
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He truly did.
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frostedpuffs · 1 year ago
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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stemmmm · 4 months ago
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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide
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ghost-bxrd · 10 months ago
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Prompt:
Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.
Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.
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hatsbuckets · 2 months ago
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John Price who's tired after missions.
John Price who strips his gear haphazardly and slides on his last clean shirt and sweatpants.
John Price who rubs his face dramatically, huffs, and ignores the after action report he needs to finish up.
John Price who collapses on to the couch in his office, sprawled out on the thing that's almost too small for him.
John Price who doses off right then and there, not caring an ounce for his comfort otherwise.
John Price who barely cracks an eye open when the door to his office drifts open, the warm light from the hall seeping into the dark room, and a particularly exhausted Sergeant enters.
John Price who closes his eyes and just opens his arms, accepting the weight of one Kyle Garrick on top of him, wrapping his arms around the man.
John Price who breaths in time with Gaz as the smaller man shoves his nose into John's shoulder, to which John sighs contentedly.
John Price who doesn't open his eyes when the door cracks open again and the familiar presence of one sleepy Scotsman shoves his way onto the couch next to them, somehow, impossibly, perfectly. The warmth of one John Mactavish burrowing into his side.
John Price who moves his arm so that one is around Gaz and the other is around Soap, sprawled and wrapped into each other on the couch that's definitely too small for them.
John Price who hardly notices when the door opens again, and one silently tired Lieutenant sits on the floor, leaning back against the couch.
John Price who reaches over, gives the man's shoulder one good squeeze, and his hand is caught in the callused fingers of one Simon Riley.
John Price whose eyes scrunch in a smile when his hand is graced with one gentle press of lips before it's released.
John Price who sleeps warm and comfortable in his pile.
John Price who's tired after missions,
but never too tired for his boys.
John Price who eventually snores but all of them are too exhausted to move and are undeniably comforted by the noise anyway.
gaz | soap | ghost
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latenightsundayblues · 8 months ago
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Or however it is this is supposed to work
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monstera-modd · 1 month ago
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DCxDP Crossover #2
The Space Worm
After a battle with a particularly tough ghost, Danny seeks refuge among the stars, hoping that his obsession will aid in his healing process. As he floats through the dazzling lights and passes by moons and planets, Danny finally finds the perfect spot! He trills and chirps in delight as he wraps himself around the metal structure, soothing his throbbing core. Closing his eyes, he indulges in the much-needed rest that Jazz always encourages him to take.
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Constantine is going to kill someone (himself preferably).
Bleary-eyed, he reaches for his phone on the nightstand.
"Bat, if the world isn't on fire, I swear I'll curse you ten ways to Sunday!"
The call goes silent—par for the usual with Batman and phone calls.
"There's a massive spectral entity encircling the Watchtower."
John curses the day he ever got involved with their shit in the first place.
"...I'm on my way."
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"This is awesome!"
Batman grunts as Flash smashes his face against the glass in the viewing dock, trying to catch a glimpse of the glowing worm. ("What? It has no legs, Batman—thus, a worm!")
Batman's glare hardens. "Constantine is on his way. Until then, no one makes loud noises that could draw the creature's attention to us."
"Did he say what it could be, perhaps?" Wonder Woman asks. She had been sitting at the end of the table but now stands near Flash, looking out into space.
A ping on one of the screens announces Constantine’s arrival. Superman, pacing silently, flies over and lands just as the doors slide open, revealing Constantine, who looks like he got dragged through Hell and back—twice. He rubs his eyes with the back of his hand, muttering something under his breath that sounds suspiciously like a curse meant to banish hangovers.
“Alright,” he sighs, stepping into the room. “I’m here. Where is the bloody emergency?”
Batman, ever the efficient one, gestures toward the massive viewing window. Constantine follows the motion, and for the first time, his usual deadpan expression falters. His cigarette almost falls from his lips.
"Bloody hell," he mutters.
“Right?!" Flash chimes in. "It’s a worm! A big, glowing, space worm!"
Constantine doesn't respond immediately. Instead, he steps closer to the glass, eyes narrowing. The creature is massive, coiled protectively around part of the Watchtower’s exterior. A strange, rhythmic hum reverberates through the hull, though it’s unclear if it’s coming from the worm or just an auditory illusion from its sheer size.
“Looks spectral,” Constantine finally says, rubbing his chin. “But… it’s not actin’ like a typical ghost. It’s just… resting.”
Wonder Woman folds her arms. “Could it be intelligent?”
“Most ghosts are,” Constantine mutters. “Even the dumb ones.”
Batman’s voice cuts in. “If it’s intelligent, we need to figure out its intentions before taking action.”
Superman frowns, his X-ray vision scanning the creature’s form. “There’s something… odd about it. I don’t sense hostility, but there’s definitely something going on with its heart.”
Constantine stiffens. “Its core?”
Superman nods. “It has a fluctuating energy source. Almost like…” He hesitates, then looks at Constantine. “Almost like a ghost that’s injured.”
That gets everyone’s attention.
"Injured?" Flash repeats. "So, what? This thing came here to take a nap?"
Constantine curses again, louder this time. “You bunch of blokes just let a massive, injured ghost curl up around your base without knowin’ what it is?”
“I tried to scan it,” Batman says, voice tight. “It’s unlike any spectral entity we’ve encountered before.”
Constantine sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Right, fine. Let’s do this the old-fashioned way.”
He raises a hand, fingers curling as he murmurs in Latin. A faint golden light pulses from his fingertips, stretching toward the glass. For a moment, nothing happens. Then—
A tremor shakes the Watchtower.
The worm stirs.
A low, warbling trill reverberates through the station, and suddenly, a pair of massive, glowing green eyes snap open.
Constantine stumbles back. “Ah, shit.”
The entire room tenses. Batman reaches for his belt. Superman prepares to engage.
But before anyone can act—
The worm blinks. Its form ripples, shifting, distorting, and then—
A human shape peels away from the massive ghostly coils, floating weightlessly in the vacuum of space.
A boy.
White hair, black jumpsuit, glowing green eyes filled with exhaustion and confusion. He clutches his chest as if it pains him, his breathing heavy.
Then, through the comms, a weak but familiar voice crackles through the static.
“Uh… hey?” The boy—Danny Phantom—gives a sheepish grin. “So… this isn’t where I parked my spaceship.”
The room is dead silent.
Flash is the first to speak.
“Holy crap. The worm talks.”
Constantine groans. "I hate this job."
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-Danny the green worm
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madbard · 2 months ago
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So. I just finished The Magnus Archives.
You’re telling me that Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, began his journey from such a place of uncertainty and desperation to prove himself worthy of the title, and ended as the embodiment of everything that tormented him?
You’re telling me that Martin Blackwood, who held so much love for the people around him, unintentionally paved the way for his lover’s desperate martyrdom?
You’re telling me Jon was marked for this from childhood, manipulated by forces older and greater than civilization to bring such harm upon the world that the only solution he could see was to end it?
You’re telling me there was no escape for them?
You’re telling me they could have lived happily together, but they could never have taken that path because it lies contrary to who they are?
You’re telling me Jon and Martin had everything and everyone slowly and agonizingly ripped away from them until they had nothing left but each other, until neither one could fathom surviving without the other?
You’re telling me that Martin and Jon kissed at the center of a collapsing reality, then Martin felt the life leave Jon’s body as he stabbed the only living person he loved?
You’re telling me there is a chance they are Somewhere Else, but that would mean they never escaped the Fears and never will?
You’RE TELLING ME-
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dunnowho180125 · 1 year ago
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Period
It’s a bit hard to pass as a boy when you are on your period
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onesidedradiostatic · 1 year ago
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stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening
(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)
(also on youtube!)
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ririinies · 10 months ago
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he just wants to hang out
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lotus-pear · 9 months ago
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SKK YURIFICATION WHO CHEERED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holyblanchett · 3 months ago
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We could've had it all
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whimsical-demises · 5 months ago
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what do you mean they were fighting??
edit: okay guys if this ever reaches 1k notes i dress up as kenjaku and dance
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thebrainrotsreal · 5 months ago
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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.
Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.
#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay#d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127#he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS#did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing#and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus#like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS#like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO#transformers one my beloved#d 16#megatron#tf one#tf one megatron#tf one b 127#b 127#transformers one fanart#never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one#SO QUICKLY
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