#or overthinking

[mxtxnerd]

I am, of course, back in my twst hyperfixation. But I might also be sick(because my dumbass walked in the rain multiple times), so what do I do when I'm bored and sick and taking a bath? Try to figure out how far descended the twst housewardens are from their Disney villains.

What I am using for this to try and figure stuff out is the human-fae war referenced in the game. The war is also present in the live action maleficent (2014) and takes place roughly in the 14th century, which I'll just pick 1350 because it's a good halfway point. If the human-fae war was in 1350, what I've found is that the war was roughly 500 years before the game takes place, although I couldn't find anything on how long the war lasted I'll take a general length for wars (50 years) and we'll put it in 1400 for the ending.

Twst would take place in roughly 1950 — although considering it's fantasy, stuff has advanced much faster than in our world — and using that and the times where each movie took place I'll try to figure out how distant the relation is (or would be, for this post I'm using the headcanon that the housewardens are related to the villains).

For Alice in wonderland we don't have a canon year, but the date of publishing is what people commonly refer to as the year it takes place in, which does make sense. It was published in 1865. The queen is said to have 10 children — a full suit. Almost 100 years has passed since the book took place, and every 100 years is roughly 4 generations. So, it would mean that the Queen of Hearts is Riddles Great Grandmother.

Queen of hearts one of her 10 children → Riddles mother → Riddle Rosehearts.

We also don't know when the lion king took place (because people don't find it relevant to the plot), but looking at how it's drawn and reading one too many graphs and articles of how the savannah has changed over the years and human development has led me to believe it was around 7500 BCE, when humans first started to settle (closer to europe and the middle east), just to give reason for the lack of people in the films. I am counting all of the films I know of, including the second and live action. In one of the films Scar has a son, who mates with Simbas daughter, and they have a family and rule together. Meaning that Leona would be scars descendant and be in the direct royal family. From 7500 BCE to 1950 CE is about 9450 years, and with 4 generations every 100 years that would mean roughly 378 generations, or his great 376 grandfather.

Now we go with octevinelle! The little mermaid was set in the mid 1800's, so we'll generalize to 1850. Using the heartslabyul stuff from earlier we can say about 4 generations, making Ursula Azul's great grandmother.

For snow white I got '16th century' and also 'after 1550s', so I'll say 1560. If it took place in 1560 and twst is in 1950 that would be about 400 years or 16 generations from the evil queen to Vil. Although I don't know if the evil queen had any children of her own, so would Vil be related to snow white and Neige? A question for another post.

Now we have... Ignihyde!! The year I found for Hercules (my least favorite of the movies because of the inaccuracies) is 560-323 BCE, but as a greek mythology nerd I'm using the Heracles myth for this. Heracles (aka Hercules, but that's Roman) would've lived around the 13th century BCE, or 1300-1201 BCE. I will use 1250 to be in the middle. 1250 BCE to 1950 CE is about 3200 years, and with 4 generations every year it would come to about 128 generations between Idia and Hades, but with the Greek gods it could be that Hades is Idia's dad or grandfather or uncle or anything because they're whores /j.

Annnnd I don't want to do Diasomnia because of the weird Draconian lifespan thing, but I think it's canon that it's 3 generations? Idk, don't take my word for it.

You thought I forgot Scarabia, didn't you? Well I did.. at least I remembered before I posted! Aladdin is said to take place around the 15th century, or about 1450 (again to be in the middle). 1450 to — 1950 both CE — is about 500 years, or about 20 generations. But with Jafar turning into a jinn he likely isn't related to Jamil at all.

Thank you all for reading if you did her this far, I am about to fall asleep even though it is 3:40 pm.

Sources (stuff used to help me): a reddit discussion on the twst subreddit who's op is u/bow-to-the-king (used for stuff on the war timeline), Wikipedia, Disney wiki, the Alice in wonderland book, and this article on African wildlife.

[sadnsofty]

The feeling you get when you realize that maybe you were just a big fish in a pond, but now the pond has become the f-ing ocean and change of perspective and shit so now you're just eating alone wondering if your elementary teacher should have praised you that much because of your """maturity"""

[bixels]

There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

[maxthesillyy]

[anxietyproblem]

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[cup-o-stars]

I'm definitely going to redraw this one day, but for now:

Zeff and Sanji is something I dearly appreciate 🙏

[wickedhawtwexler]

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

[egophiliac]

was this anyone else's first thought, or

[p0nur4k]

[snake-habitat1]

“do you want to talk about it?”

no, i want to kill myself because of it.

[deep-feelings-blog]

In English, we say: " Overthinking "

But in poetry, we say: " The storms in my head ruined the garden that my soul holds"

[napping-sapphic]

You’re sitting there unkissed and I’m sitting here also unkissed maybe….there’s a solution to our problems…..no……surely it can’t be that simple…..

[forest-illusions]

[flaxygo]

worship

[littl3doe]

✎ ·˚ ༘ Daddy Issues:

Want an older man to ask me about my day; to check up on me, give me guidance/reassurance, and leave little messages throughout the day.

I want to learn more about him, his day-to-day life and everything in between. I want him to text me when he’s frustrated, when he’s content, when he’s excited.

I want him to text me, just because he wants to talk to me. ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

I’m quite a clingy curious girl. There’s something about getting texts about his day: while he’s at work, what he’s up to, small pictures, the little things. It just makes my heart all fluttery and happy!

I grew up lacking a patient and attentive father-figure. Can’t help but long for the right person I can depend on.

I dunno, I don’t wanna seem too annoying! (I’m quite a sensitive overthinker, already worrying over an imaginary man.) ☄. *. ⋆