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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his āpantsā being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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Spiderverse thots
#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#ALSO GHE COWBOY SPIDER-MAN????? š©·š©µšš#I guess#not really but just in case :)#I fucking loved spider punk#hatred of British people temporarily paused#fuck Miguel#fuck Jess#miguel o'hara#miles morales#gwen stacy#peter b parker#spider man#the word spider doesnāt seem real anymore#god couldnāt have made that movie it was too beautiful for his corrupted hands to tarnish with his sins#god bless the spiderverse#godā¦.. poetic cinema
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best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word ādykeryā instead of ālesbianism.ā
now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but ādykeryā is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said ādykeryā in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?
that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race
#popegate#hope this puts it in context for non italian speakers. 'his parents were Italian' it's not a common Italian word!#THAT is why it's funny
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Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine
#Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter#motivation#quotes#poetry#literature#relationship quotes#writing#original#words#love#relationship#thoughts#lit#prose#spilled ink#inspiring quotes#life quotes#quoteoftheday#love quotes#poem#aesthetic
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! Iād like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? Itās titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that Iām crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasnāt changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when Iām antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isnāt a threat, okay? Iām still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If Iām extremely tired or otherwise distracted, thereās just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. Iām probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Donāt.
#peter b parker#peter parker#ebony writes the thing#word girl#how tf did I forget to tag that smh#into the spider verse#also forgot to tag THAT ffs š¤¦š½#anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh.#this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.
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season 4 is gonna hurt me i fear
#WHY WOULD THEY SAY THIS???#if i had to see this so do you#percy really is his favorite child ever#thats his baby boy#pride is not the word im looking for#he would have hades build him the best place in elysium#anyways back to sobbing#percy jackson#poseidon#the great prophecy#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo tv#percy series#pjo tv show#battle of the labyrinth#percy jackson and the battle of the labyrinth#the last olympian#percy jackson the last olympian
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It's a special skill set, Logan. Wade wants you to make good use of it over and over again!
#wade's favourite thing in the world is to serve his precious peanut#he's a silly freak who gets off on pleasuring logan#poor logan can barely form coherent words when wade's determined to use his skills#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, āSorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didnāt clean my room. I think heād do it :/. Also, wasnāt really in the mood. Cya -Tim.ā
#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and heās not even canon#there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think thereās such a potential for comedy#WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day#āCEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the buildingā#āfound my ceo sleeping in the elevator againā#āhead of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word saladā#āTim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sickā#Tim drake#ceo tim drake#alfred pennyworth
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there is something so special about the fact billy just wants his brother back
#his first words were literally his brother's name#agatha all along spoilers#agatha all along#billy maximoff#mcu spoilers#marvel spoilers#tommy shepherd
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The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
#house md#hilson#no spoilers plssss#i didnt want to add this bc i couldnt word it in a way that was funny and also proves my point but#its worth mentioning that at the end of that ep#house has a moment where he tells cuddy that he wants to be more than friends#and the gay guy in that episode almost married a straight woman in order to deny his gayness#hmmmmm makes you think
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It's not complicated, it's just weird
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#this is not realistic honestly#because charles would protest the use of the word rejection#how could he ever reject any part of his best mate am i right?#also rip random client who asked#u didn't know better man
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Didnāt have āNeil Gaiman accused of sexual assaultā on my 2024 bingo card, but also not surprised
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We didn't even get an answer, and we never will (at least it's not determination)
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#undertale#utdr#crossover comic#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#art#twin runes#twin runes comic#kris dreemurr#frisk#chara#ralsei#aaaaah chara is slowly figuring out what they are#are you onto it too?#but I'm with susie let's get on with the story already!#for those who haven't picked up on it#this comic and the last one are poking fun at the whole āwhat does the red soul representā debate in the fandom#especially under the last comic i've seen people viciously arguing with one another on other platforms#or people from both camps yelling at me#fact is we know that every human soul has determination due to the log entries in the true lab and the amalgamates#some humans just can have more and others less of it#that is what chara is pointing out about kris specifically#they have a red soul but less determination than most humans#the comic ends on a non-answer because unless we get toby's word on it we will never know what it is#and that is kinda a toby fox move#we will never get his answer#all we can do is theorize#personally I like to think it's love#especially in the context of this comic series
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crisis of disbelief
#one piece#trafalgar law#zoro#luffy#āwhat ship is thisā sure#lulaw? luzo? lawā¦zo? or is it zolaw. none of these sound like words anymore#well i guess bc they arenāt. they arenāt real words#ālaw and zoro never really saw gear 5ā yeah. law saw his giant head in the roof and zoro was basically dead#they felt That tho#and finally#āi thought you were taking a much needed rest break after weekly comicsā#yeah well. i need a new brush bc my old one kills my wrist and there is a STEEP learning curve for me ://#itāll get easier right. itāll look better right. RIGHT?!
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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af
#Hazel you cant just ask people if they have a dead mom#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop#fairly oddparents a new wish#headcanon#fop hazel#hazel wells#fop dev#dev dimmadome#I think he has mildly positive associations with it tbh#He asked where babies came from and his dad actually took him aside and explained how he was super special and important#and better than everyone else because he was a clone and talked him through the whole cloning process very excitedly#(Dev did not understand a word of it but it was probably the most positive interaction he'd ever had with his dad)#later Dev came back and asked where normal kids come from and he got uncomfy and made an Au-Pair explain#other than that Dev has basically no thoughts on being a clone its just a fact to him.#Actually thinking about it now that could be a really dark explanation for why his real name is Development#I mean you dont just get cloning right on the first try#and nobody wants to name and get attached something that might just fall over dead any minute#HAHA anway angst over teehee :3#fop nature au#<-for organization since this HC applies to it too
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the āthey can make each other worseā part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until itās unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyoneās concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i donāt even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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