#or not or it was in his words
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krysmcscience Ā· 2 months ago
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
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Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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sapphic-storm69 Ā· 1 year ago
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Spiderverse thots
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liesmyth Ā· 6 months ago
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best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word ā€œdykeryā€ instead of ā€œlesbianism.ā€
now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but ā€œdykeryā€ is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said ā€œdykeryā€ in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?
that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race
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thoughtkick Ā· 9 months ago
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Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine
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ebonyheartnet Ā· 10 months ago
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! Iā€™d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? Itā€™s titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that Iā€™m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasnā€™t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when Iā€™m antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isnā€™t a threat, okay? Iā€™m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If Iā€™m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, thereā€™s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. Iā€™m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Donā€™t.
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mydairpercabeth Ā· 10 months ago
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season 4 is gonna hurt me i fear
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mischievous-thunder Ā· 1 month ago
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It's a special skill set, Logan. Wade wants you to make good use of it over and over again!
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morganbritton132 Ā· 2 months ago
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, ā€œSorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didnā€™t clean my room. I think heā€™d do it :/. Also, wasnā€™t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.ā€
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mylateralinterest Ā· 30 days ago
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there is something so special about the fact billy just wants his brother back
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kimikaami Ā· 5 months ago
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The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
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technically-human Ā· 4 months ago
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It's not complicated, it's just weird
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violentthunder Ā· 4 months ago
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Didnā€™t have ā€œNeil Gaiman accused of sexual assaultā€ on my 2024 bingo card, but also not surprised
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akanemnon Ā· 5 months ago
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We didn't even get an answer, and we never will (at least it's not determination)
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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newttxt Ā· 7 months ago
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crisis of disbelief
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bunnieswithknives Ā· 3 months ago
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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af
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theoldkyokodied Ā· 1 year ago
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
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