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not to be h0rny on main but i could really use a pretty girl topping me rn
#or maybe me topping her#either ways#iām feeling so many things#š©š©š©#skye is havingā¦ thoughts
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drawings from paleo expedition to dagestan, done right on the trip. sometimes messy when it was cold and rainy, but i won't correct it. i think it's cool to leave it just the way it was done, and not retouch it after. there will be more drawings later, but those will be done from home
#i need to draw for 2 museums at least to then send it to them as a gift cuz people there were so nice???? AAAA#and yeah im definitely doing back#maybe in autumn... who knows#barghestland#art#artists on tumblr#and#paleoart#???#in a way it is i guess#also i usually don't share things from my sketchbook. but these drawings hold so many nice memories#of clouds that hide top of the mountains#of sitting on a rock#drawing and seeing a scorpion vibing next to u (tiny friend!)#of leaning on a big cow and almost falling asleep on a field with her after the rain#of... forgetting the pain too#of not wanting to even talk about the wonderful time i've had. because it was only for me to remember#so much happened up in the mountains that i'll never forget#thank u big rocks and soil and grass and apricot trees i love you#...#paleoland#fieldbook_barghest_land
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of āand then someone else walks inā.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorceā¦madam please leave himā¦#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#ā¦Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it wouldā¦ unions *hate* this flute!
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book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth heās constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wifeās perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that itās actually HIM who is the maiden to brienneās knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
#grown man behaviour#pulling on crushās pigtail (this will make her love me)#covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up#i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect#she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that sheās walking home#maybe she likes pathetic men#all men are pathetic to her but this oneās funny#jaime lannister#brienne of tarth#jaime x brienne#asoiaf#got#game of thrones#so thereās this boyā¦ (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top)
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you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question
#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes#apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters#and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell#this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period#i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me#and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for#honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding#not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20#this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually#(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk)#anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know#oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw
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Please elaborate in the tags if you are so inclined šš«¶
#ml#miraculous ladybug#polls#for the record I find it both hilarious and iconic#itās a top 5 episode for me. maybe top 3#one of my fav scenes in the entire show#Iāve gone back to watch just that scene before cause it delights me exceedingly hehe#Marinette at her MOST chaotic and embarrassing#incredible#ohā¦beautiful statue of adrienā¦.#mine
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This oneās name is Coral (not to be confused with Queen Coral, but she was named after her) Sheās Bayās younger sister and an animus. (Her and Bay are friends with Hourglass because they go to a small school of animuses and hybrids. Bay just came with his sister. They have three more dragons in their friend group but who knows when Iāll draw them.)
#My art#my OCs#oc: coral#seawing#seawing oc#wof seawing#WOF#wof art#wof oc#wof oc art#wings of fire#wingsoffire#wings of fire oc#seawing wings of fire#animus#seawing animus#Her down-pointing horns (and kind of scale pattern and fin shape? Not as much though) were inspired by HoneyBeestās Turtle design#HoneyBeest is only on insta and twitter and stuff though so I canāt @ unfortunately#anyways she was fun to draw. VERY similar looking to her brother- mostly just slightly lighter and less saturated#yāall freaked OUT over Bay- heās got like 260 notes as of me writing this- but Hourglass conversely has like 20 something notes. So idk if-#-tumblr users just like seawings or what but I guess weāll find out with this one wont we#I should do a lineup of the top sides of all their wings shouldnāt Iā¦ maybe at a later date
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sorry but do you ever think about the fact that the bernard we have today is a direct amalgamation of everything that happened in his past and i know that sound like such an obvious statement to say but it actually kills me to know that you can draw a direct line from who he is today all the way back to that sixteen year old boy who watched his best friend bleed out. like it is the defining moment in his life. it fundamentally shaped who he is and the person he's become. he is the bernard we know and love not despite the grieves shooting but because of it. because the gangs all got together and shot up his school. because tim walked out of that room with nothing but a baseball bat. because his darla got shot. because he watched her gasp and cry as she died. because he watched the blood coagulate around the wound. because he sat there and held her hand as her life drained out of her. because he walked into school that day with a joke he knew would make her laugh and her nose would scrunch up and she'd snort a little and tim would roll his eyes at him and call him ridiculous and instead he walked out with a bloody white shirt, blood under his fingernails, and two friends less. because, even now, almost half a decade out from the shooting, he thinks that if he closes his eyes, he will always be that stupid, scared little sixteen year old, holding the cooling body of dead best friend.
#there is a direct throughline from the boy we meet in robin 121 all the way to man tim reconnects with in urban legends 4#like maybe you guys have other interpretations of it but to me this is *the* defining moment in his life#and that's not to say that he perpetually bound to this traumatic event but it impacted him sooo much that his life is now divided#before shooting and after shooting#like you cannot tell me him falling into the cult was just something that happened to him#it happened bc he was in such a bad place from watching his friend die and then on top of that he loses contact with tim!!!!#this is his canon event!!!!#if you took it away from him if you made it so that he never had to go through it#the bernard we would get would not be the same bernard we got in urb leg4 and tdr#does it not make you want to chew on drywall that to get to the bear we love he has watch his darla die first????#head in hands head in hands#and it wasnt like batman came immediately after darls died!!! iirc they had to wait a little before he came#which means!!!!! alll those kids but bear esp had to sit in that room with darls' dead body until batman came!!!!!#do you think he cried and held her hand until batman came??? do you think he begged her not to go??? or do you think he told her#stories and made promises of all the things they were gonna do after they got out??? do you think he put pressure on the wound and#watched as the blood soaked through the jacket they were using as a towel??? and when she finally passed do you think he bit his lip#clean through to stop himself from wailing? bc if he's too loud the gunmen will hear them and he cannot be the reason jay from#history dies#auuuugh i cant fucking do this anymore#bernard dowd#timbern#darla aquista#louis grieve trio
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The original in the bottom
Plus the picture I mainly drew but decided to draw the rest for funny
#thats not my neighbor#milk man#just tried to draw something in my mind to post along with saying some updates#monday the people are gonna give my grandma the keys to the house! while i have to stay at my aunts place for wifi for school#(online school)#my moms gonna be moving things out of storage into the house! AAAA I CANT WAIT#also little welcome home update#im not sure if i said here? wait nevermind i just remembered while typing (it was that i got barnaby and the pins) AAA silly me#also im making a little julie out of clay (if i wake up and their messed up i am NOT redoing thatš)#the legs are a little messed up because julie was gonna be the size of an hatsune miku figure on accident so i chose to shorten her a bit#only because im not sure if im gonna make the others too AND because theres no way hes gonna be THAT tallš#also! im making easter art#yes its barnaby and wally again just for fun! but a few changes like keeping their regular outfits because i cant think of anything else!!!#why not the ones in the old easter drawing? welllll a follower said that wallys outfit looked a bit familiar to another not so good thing#it wasnt on purpose just an accident because i hadn't notice BUT im glad i know now so i can be more careful!#im not sureeee if im gonna finish the easter art OR the julie clay thingy but I'd love too! and honestly HOPE to#high chance i will (well maybe the easter art could be late or not)#maaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA trying to think if theres anything else but cant! ill try posting this hoping my wifi wont hate me...#also i know i said this account was for welcome home posting but i didnt have any cool welcome homey things to put here gahhhhh#ehehehhe once i get my new room and its allllll just me#imma post like crazy (wellll that IS the plan so i hope)#even if its little dumb posts#by the way this post was gonna say on top āi know i said this account is for welcome home posting but TAKE THIS FOR LITTLE UPDATESā#just removed it because i dunnooooo just didded#hehe didded
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look at the sky and spot the breeze! āļø
#lmkTL3#they dont get many viewers per concert#but mei still likes to dress in many styles for each preformance#she likes preforming!#i forgar her tattoo on the last one...#wjoopesies#Mk has an interesting arc#they all do but mks is hm#mks a complicated preformer because he doesnt sing or play guitar like red son or mei... and he wants to!#but i think itd be difficult for him#maybe it just doesnt come as naturally to him as the others#which can be tough#if you want me to make a comic about them lmk ^_^#the last doodle at the top left is him skipping out on practice#too tired from fumbling at guitar practice (he gets better)#mk#mei#red son#qi xiaotian#long xiaojiao#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk mk#lmk mei#Spotify
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uhh another modern au agott follow-up. They've gotten progressively sillier
#witch hat tag#orufrey#hopefully you remember where she's at. the original one about her turmoils with art was so sincere....#but this is sincere too. being a 12 year old autistic lesbian is one of the most stupid things to experience. Like what is happening.#Yeah OK maybe i'm a wee lesbo. but i'm focusing on my CAREER rn so idc about that. SO i'm very upset that other ppl are not FOCUSING!!!!#A-AND FYI MY TEACHER HE CARRIES AROUND A GIRLY LIL PURSE!!! SO THERE!!!! Why are they walking away#agott helps me have to decide how to draw expressions i have never drawn before.#i actually realised looking at the concept art book stuff more carefully that coco is canonically 14? Ok....#it's a little too cruel if theyre dealing with periods on top of saving witch society from its foibles..but ok.. i do feel that riche is 12#also coco's hair is going to turn dark green when she's an adult or something. it's 'blonder' now due to being a kidš¤#abba is bc after a big long modern au orufrey comic where they got together i just strongly felt that they slowdanced to abba that day#feeling the mirth and hope of life and 'young and sweet only 17' why didnt we get together sooner but its ok like this & i love you dearly.#teen qif secretly listening to abba heartache songs after olly's caretaker drives him away..in that faded neopets hoodie.#it became 'their music' their silly little music.. right up there with the faerie bubbles theme.. (<- frustrating neopets minigame.)
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Iām going to make you find out that your old friend who you miss but stopped talking to and grew apart from years ago is wildly more successful than you and realize with sadness that youāre jealous rather than happy for her like you would have been in the old days
#almost poetry#dude she graduated with her bachelors at 19 Iām so proud of her but also Iām a year older and stuck in uni for 2 more years#AND on top of that I have fictional evil scientists instead of a partner#and it makes me feel like a total fuckin failure#I have bad news for everyone: I am NOT secretly skilled at social things or artistic things. I am bad at it all#I run a tumblr blog for threats but like 40% of the threats are actually just me complaining about circumstances#I am not secretly some kind of wizard at anything other than maybe being annoying
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1930s AU continuedšš
#I tried SO HARD to take good picture but unfortunately the paper was pretty warped bahahahahahaha#hopefully you like it anywaysš„° in person I love it#but I separated the two pictures here bc togetherā¦the top is so saturated that Eloise looked washed out in comparison even though she ISNTš¤#I love doing these little paintings so muchššš#this was in honor of el festival aĆ©reo in my city yesterday#like 4 hour long free plane show on the beach#I always love the old airplanes like this one#but the euro fighter is š³ Iām obsessed with it !!!!#it breaks the sound barrier so maybe I am more deaf today than I was yesterday#but itās soooooooooooo cool to see the pilot is just zooming around over the beach like 30 min making us all go deaf bc itās SO LOUD#on Friday we also happened to see them practicing and he was right above us Iāve never had a plane so close to me before ever#tbh after thinfs like this I understand why hayao Miyazaki is also obsessed with flying#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy mc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#oh also added the zoomed in so you can ACTUALLY SEE HERš¤
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school scribblies: goober edition
#isat#in stars and time#isat fanart#isat spoilers#randomized isatswap au#isat bonnie#they are all goobers#top right happened bc a student with an iphone covered in genshin impact stickers waddled up to me from across the hallway#no joke recognized that i was drawing isat immediately.held up her phone and went āCAN YOU DRAW THSIā#and showed me a twohats meme she made on tiktok with jpegs of the sprites and a bunch of other meme pngs i couldnt recognizeā¦#i wanted the page to be mainly bonnie focused so i did it with guide and irar bonnie instead idk if it fits or not but oh well#now i get to explain the au to her next time she sees it >:D i feel like im lifeblogging now. Funy storyn. hwehehā¦#anyway about the guide āhairā experimentums where is guides hairline. Where. i know they technically dont have hair but where is it.#i rember there is something with the eye that says you can āsee thru the other sideā which means the fire is behind them.Or thru their head#I think the fire kinda just goes around them.. maybe..? In like a circle. Like saturns rings. yeah. yeah actually that sounds correctoā¦#in recipes and repetition#bonnie loops au#bonnie looping au#my art
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hm. human Sundown....
#no one look at me im having a category five Women Lover moment#id let her spit in my mouth ngl#< whaaat who said that!! id never say that guys wtf...#ma'am. ma'am-#get you a woman who gets top surgery purely bc she thinks its sick as fuck#god... how tall would she be... probably Tall..#5'8 maybe...? give an inch or so perhaps... and thats Without the heels!#anyway yeah ive been thinking about a human au. what about it#her name would be Montana Espinosa. stage name Sundown Summer methinks <3#yeehaw and hawyee and all that...#scribble salad#oc#original character#i consistently make my fem ocs like. To My Tastes#luckily i have a wide range of tastes-#but still. ough. nose. schnoz <3#big hair. big big hair. i love big hair#big hair is Everything to me all my favs get big hair#cough hack wheeze. ..
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Sweet Dreams <3
#my art#pokemon#galarian ponyta#digital art#hiiii everyone hello please look at my darling angel Amalthea. shes my partner pokemon in pokednd <3#most of our pokemon went missing so Mia (my character) took our remaining pokemon to get their pictures taken in case they go missing#i did in fact draw all three of them. am going to work on doing digital versions of the other two#its all of our partner pokemons :3 ponyta. impidimp. and mankey <3#the sketches i did for the other two are so fun i cant wait to draw them#impidimp's made my cousins all laugh so hard they almost cried#this session was so fun and we also talked afterwards about pokemon we may want on our teams in the future#and honestly my potential line up for Mia feels so good#her next pokemon she gets is very possibly going to be a bewear. absolutely out of left field choice but it works so beautifully#im also thinking good options for her would be breloom. grumpig. wyrdeer. maybe mimikyu.#grumpig and breloom are honestly the top of the list. they suit her so beautifully#wyrdeer is also really good. mimikyu would be up to roleplay#mimikyu and bewear would both play into her animal handling skill#mimikyu would also end up disguised as a sylveon#probably play that as mimikyu wanting to fit in with Mia's team since she's really nice to it and it wants her to be its trainer#bewear on the other hand would 1. work well aesthetically for her and 2. would be fantastic roleplay material what with it being a giant#aggro bear and mia is just this gentle giant who is so fucking good with pokemon so its like well.#the nice girl wants me to be nice so i wont kill you because i like her. she gives me snacks and pets me and treats me well
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