#or maybe i will idk

[sleepymarimo]

toji and i are so lady and the tramp coded btw

[kingkatsuki]

May I also say that I absolutely love that we’ve all agreed that Bakugou mates for life? It brings me so much joy.

Just another to the long, long list of why I love this fandom. Our awkward, nerdy boy just deserves happiness😭

[devilsrecreation]

Thinking about Ucheshi’s hypothetical episode again based on this post I made and I got more thoughts

So the main reason why Scar would want to recruit Ucheshi in the first place is because every time the Outlanders try to attack, they end up falling for her tricks. These aren’t normal tricks either, she does this shit Looney Tunes style and it somehow ALWAYS works.

—She does the animal equivalent of this to Janja, Chungu, and Cheezi (with a lil help from Tamaa the drongo)

“Now Kion, would I practice my sparring on this bush if I knew animals were in there?”

Kion: You might

“And would I willingly light it on fire after that?” (Note that she wouldn’t actually do it, it’s for scare)

But yeah at that point, Janja, Chungu, and Cheezi would prefer the Roar of the Elders than spend another moment with her 😭

— Reirei orders Goigoi to “let her have it” while he’s holding a flaming stick during a fight with the guard. Ucheshi then simply goes “Well, what are you waiting for? Let me have it.” and opens her mouth.

“Huh?”

“Come on, you heard your mate. Let me have it.”

and then Goigoi stupidly gives her the stick, resulting in him getting chased with it and crashing into Reirei

—Mzingo and his parliament were a bit tricky since they’re smart and can fly, but she managed to convince them to get a much needed massage. It started off pleasant…until she added a beehive and they got attacked by bees

—And of course, the classic “Rabbit Season, Duck Season” type joke with Kiburi when he finally confronts her

After Mzingo comes back and reports what happened, Scar decides to try to recruit Ucheshi, thinking she’ll use her wits to help him take over the Pridelands. And like I said in a previous post…yeah, it backfires. Not only does Scar get super annoyed with her, but she also laughs in his face at his offer. Even Kiburi questions the plan like “Yeah, I don’t think that’s a good idea”. Don’t get him wrong, he definitely respects and obeys Scar, but trust him when he says it’s not gonna work. Is he trying to protect her from them? No, he’s trying to protect THEM from HER 😭

Of course Kiburi turns out to be right when Scar realizes this crocodile is somehow more annoying than Simba ever was as a cub and orders the Outlanders to “get rid of her”

I like to think the final battle would consist of the guard and Makuu getting worried about Ucheshi, and helping her deal with the Outlanders by combining the tricks they’ve learned from her with actual fighting. Imagine the guard giving the hyenas a massage and then Beshte headbutting into them when they’re just starting to get comfortable jfhfgfdf

Her and Scar’s dynamic is actually so funny to think about cuz everything she does pisses him off without even trying (or knowing lmao). She even manages to lowkey trick him and Ushari too. Like Scar would be telling the pack leaders to go after Ucheshi and when they leave, she pops out from behind everyone all “You called?”

Scar: How did you get past my army? They were all guarding the Outlands

Ucheshi: Came through the back

Scar: Son of a bitch-

[xxrubyda-alienxx]

da collector ?! 

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[ideas-ideasideasideas]

Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.

Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.

Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.

Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?

The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—

What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.

(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)

[plausible-possible-perhaps]

I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...

Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:

[hinamie]

10 years later

[sanguinewolves]

high school teacher voice hello neurodivergent openly queer kid everyone sees as weird. you need to select a partner for this group pr- what do you mean everyone partnered up already? what do you mean youre the only one left without a partner? well i guess i have no choice but to force you to walk up to a random set of friends and join their group while they ignore you for the entire class again

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[meow--wows]

BECOME AS GODS

[skybson]

Every named Crew Member of the USS Enterprise's historic five-year mission in Star Trek: The Original Series.

[yunisverse]

Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.

Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.

[himbo-buckley]

Penelope reading Colin to filth in front of god, the queen and the ton is kinda funny though

He really went on a whole trip across Europe to reinvent himself as a charming and mysterious ladiesman only for her to go: What a poser. He’s still a nerd. Hashtag not my Colin

[eternalfrowning]

a kakashi from this afternoon,,