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perplexi · 6 months ago
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and there was no more open door policy after that...🤦‍♀️😂🔥
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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He has no mouth but he must scream in FNAF..
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odinsblog · 1 month ago
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shotmrmiller · 2 months ago
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tw:somno
living next door to ghoap and while they (mostly Johnny) like to strike up conversation with you whenever you're getting your mail or tossing out the trash, lately, they've been catching you at every opportunity. even before work and they'll keep you around long enough to almost make you late.
maybe that's why you've suddenly started having raunchy dreams about them both. (but what makes it weird is that they're never together. it's only ever one or the other.) it's hard keeping the shame that sits hot in your chest below the collar of your shirt when you always end up cornered by either johnny or simon just to ask you how you've been recently, if you've slept well, that your skin is glowing.
how can you tell them that you've been getting the best sleep you've had in months because every other night, you've been having an actual orgasm or three to your wet dreams? that you've been waking up in the morning with release sticking your inner thighs together, your sex hot and tender to the touch because (in your imagination) he and his boyfriend eat pussy like it's the last one on they'll ever have?
none of this would be an issue if you just had you a nice boyfriend to give you the attention your neighbors have been forcing upon giving you.
(you don't. you give them a shaky smile, a weak excuse and run straight to your flat. it prompts johnny to chide simon for being so overzealous with you. "told ye to give 'er a few to recover, ye'd gone into 'er room just two days ago," as if he hadn't lapped up all the slick you'd left on simon's face after an hour of eating you out. as if johnny wasn't the one to suckle on the sensitive skin of your inner thigh long enough to leave the mark you'd confused for a bruise. hypocrisy at its finest.)
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llamagoddessofficial · 9 months ago
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Nightmare: you amuse me, human. i'm going to make you mine.
You: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet?
Nightmare: yes.
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egophiliac · 11 months ago
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(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉
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vintrage · 6 months ago
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fire cannot kill a dragon BITCH
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magz · 2 months ago
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Magz birthday is on December 9. Magz is a multiply-disabled nonverbal mixed-black nonbinary artist in "third world" country. Doing at-home physical therapy and (compromise) speech therapy. Trying to be able to job and immigrate. Am grateful to be alive. For birthday, want to start ending this cycle of poverty and pain and emergencies in last Magz fundraiser.
Fundraiser Campaign (Accepts paypal and card. Shows goal progress.) Other links: About Donations | Freebies on Ko-Fi | WishList
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(Banner image: art by magz)
Original Post Date: December 7, 2024
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tortor-sauce · 6 days ago
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sylus x mc moment i love them so much yall wtf
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itz-kumori · 8 months ago
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Mehrak speaks to stop his fathers from fighting
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theriverbeyond · 5 months ago
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born to be the group slacker forced to project manage
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harrowedsoup · 2 months ago
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I was going to make a post about how sad it was that Harrow didn’t get to see Gideon utterly fail at eating a salad but then I realized that she might not know how to eat a salad either
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beaft · 2 years ago
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off of my last post: i feel like corporate horror has such a rich seam of possibilities that are just begging to be mined. the helpless, nightmarish feeling of watching your life get chewed up by the implacable machinery of faceless corporations in which you are nothing but an easily-replaceable cog and knowing the whole time that you chose to be here. that you can, theoretically, leave any time you want. mindless, pointless busywork that you're expected to take pride in even when it has no measurable impact. feeling like you're running on a treadmill - always busy, never achieving anything. upper managers who only communicate with you by email. CEOs who never communicate with you at all, and may not actually exist for all you know. you can leave any time you want. but you can't, can you? not really. you still have to pay the bills.
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astral-herald · 2 months ago
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the pain never ends ;-;
(thank you, harry lloyd, for your many amazing viktor takes, like always)
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mybodyfails · 6 months ago
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thestalkerbunny · 3 months ago
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Don't hate her just because she knows which direction West is. (It's the left of whichever way you're facing at the given time.)
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