#or laugh like an idiot rofl

[malika-carnelian]

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@screechingtires

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

Of course she choose one that resembles Smokescreen's spirit for adventure and bravy actions! So a very futuristic and chaotic one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGoILU2Wd4&ab_channel=Sabrepulse-Topic

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

Even for him, Malika has one for the public phone and one for the datapad she use for job.

The public one is a drawing of his holoform (made by NannelFlannel on deviantArt):

And the private one on the datapad ( she has a weekness when he does a serious face ok-) :

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

It's absolutely delightful, also because he tends to use emojis like she does with him, which makes him even more cute and sweet.

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

Immediately, since whenever they chat is for having a good laugh together or speak about 'cons or awful humans being kicked during a battle.

How often our muses text:

Everyday, if not she would be even worry about him.

How often our muses call:

Not often, but it happens whenever Malika is very troubled by something or if she is in some kind of danger.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

Only when she is in the toilette- *lmao* bad-timing calls can happen xD

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

One of response to him ofc

:: Well, it can be like a payback! But watchout to the humans, they might show up with a fork just for scratching your paint. And we don't want your paint to be scratched! Don't make me come out there for punch someone, please.::

[reignpage]

Hi!! If you have the time- how would the jjk guys react to the reader giving them the silent treatment?

I hope you're having a wonderful day!

Gojo:

Would try to make you laugh at first When that doesn't work and he notices you're just getting more irritated, he'd start bribing you Buys you flowers, handbags, dresses, jewellery you name it If you're still silent, then he'll go deadly serious Would confront you in the dark, sitting on the sofa like he's been waiting for hours 'Is there nothing I can do? Are we done for good? Are you leaving me too?'

Geto:

Gets snarky Two can play that game He's not the calm and patient guy everyone thinks he is He just reacts in subtle ways Makes passive-aggressive comments But eventually will get tired, sighs and just asks you straight up what he did wrong 'Alright, what happened? Let me inside that head of yours.'

Choso:

Keeps asking you what's wrong Gets really sad and depressed Very much kicked puppy vibes Just follows you around everywhere Until you crack 'I didn't know what I did but I'm sorry. Please talk to me? I'm scared'

Toji:

LOL LMFAO ROFL This man would be soooo annoying He'd be smug as hell at first Says shit like 'It's nice to have peace and quiet here' 'You should get mad at me more often ma' BUT eventually realising you're not gonna crack He'll start to get nervous Starts cleaning up after himself Double checks to make sure the trash is out, he hasn't left any dishes in the sink, didn't miss any appointments or anniversaries etc etc Would send Megumi in to get a feel for your mood 'make yourself extra cute kid' 'ask her why she isn't speaking to me. no don't tell her I told you to. whose side are you on?'

Nanami:

Would ask you immediately if there's something wrong Is so mature and healthy it's irritating 'please communicate with me, darling. I can't apologise and fix whatever I ruined if you don't talk to me.' Eventually, he'll give you space But then you'll start feeling really bad because he'll assume that you hate him or something Like, he'll start buying sandwiches to take to work cause he thinks you won't make lunch for him like normal or sleeps on the couch eats dinner and watches shows by himself so you cave first and the smile he gives you is so worth it

Sukuna:

Doesn't notice a thing at first He isn't the type to be clingy, he's not the affectionate one, he mostly returns it So there'll just be a period of silence Until he begins to feel your absence in which case he'll seek you out and then becomes the clingy one 'it is a pleasant day out, would you care to join me for a stroll? gets sooo offended if you don't say anything 'no? would you prefer to stroll with someone else? tell me who and they will be killed. in fact, continue to remain in silence and everyone will be killed.'

Yuji:

Confused :0 asks Nobara for advice 'you're a girl, she's a girl. so tell me what's going on' 'is it the time of the month?' uses loads of different tricks to make you break performs dances and skits gets Gojo involved tries to get Megumi involved (no chance) he's so stupid you just have to cave and explain he's an idiot and he'll nod happily

Megumi:

yeahhhhhh you'll be having a silent off for days and weeks you'll both continue to co-exist in silence it's just not smart

Inumaki:

annoying as hell texts you shit like: 'when she copies you' 'ho is u good?' 'can you be original at least?' when that doesn't work he'll break into your social media or gaming accounts right in front of you and threatens to release a post pretending to be you like 'you know, hitler wasn't that bad' or an ugly picture of you then you'll have to cave and he gets so caught up in the victory, he'll accidentally post it yep, he's a dead man walking

[destinyc1020]

I'm laughing so hard at the people who were criticizing Tom for not having any projects lined up only for multiple projects to be announced in the span of 4 weeks. This is why fans need to stay in a fan's place & relax. lol

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Chiiiiilllle....I am HOLLERING!! 🤣😂

The way they just gave up like a week or two right before Tom's casting news started coming out lol.

Tom is raining new roles right now rofl 🤣 He's like, "I'm BACK b*tches!!!"

Those poor fans who just quit the fandom for silly reasons look like idiots now lol. That's why I said to just be patient! It's but uncommon for actors to take breaks here and there in their careers over the years. Unless an actor has seriously offended you or done smthg so abominable that you just can't get over it or look at them the same way, I just don't see the sense in quitting a fandom just because the actor is taking a break, or isn't doing the types of films/roles that YOU want him to do.

Look, either you like an actor, or you don't. I'm still a fan of actress Bette Davis and actor River Phoenix, even though they are both long-since dead by now and can't even make anymore movies.

You don't just all of a sudden hate the actor that you were a fan of just because they aren't acting anymore. Jmho 🤷🏾‍♀️

So yea Anon, I agree with you.... fans need to relax and just enjoy the ride. 😊

[crimsonandcloverwrites]

BHAH CHAPTER 12 IT'S TIME TO CRY

just wanna say, from the bottom of my heart, buzzy and roman I would die for you thank you for my LIFE

NOT NANS COTTAGE. maximum emotional damage hours right off the bat

god the hill house vibes jamie get out before this place tries to eat u

"Thought for the longest time that I’d never get either of you back.” bruh

Jamie fixing up her old bike for Mikey's birthday at the O'Mara's house. specifically designed in a lab to make me cry

"put out of its misery with a thousand blows to the head with a shovel" is so gruesome I read it like 3 times until I remembered that Jamie actually did that in the middle of some serious grieving jesus

mike calling jamie dani and mikey 'the family' hold on a minute man hold on a minute

dani and mikey snoozing together HOLD ON A MINUTE MAN HOLD ON A MINUTE

god jamie is such a softie this whole chapter is just her trying not to cry with how much she loves people (and is loved in return)

oh boy the eddie jamie showdown

oof my poor son boy

holy fuck this whole confrontation is intense

"After all, why bring home a haunting, a gutter rat from the wrong side of the tracks, half feral and half broken, when the golden boy was right there." how dare u use the title against me like this

"I was mad for her from the start." “We were her best friends. If you fell for her, then how could I not?" hooooooly feelings

jamie saying all this to eddie and not dani. lmao. lol. rofl, even.

grocery shopping together............. intimacy...........

"What if I want more?" Dani being able to ask that now is so important to me that's my baby she's doin so good!!!!!! letting herself love people!!!!!

dfgkjhfkjghfkjh Jackie my beloved

"Jamie made an explicit gesture with her hands" screaming this whole interaction is so fucking funnyyyyyy. in the GROCERY STORE. fucking commedians the both of u

Dani Clayton picking a car by colour and nothing else she's so relateable

horny in a car dealership lot so true! i mean jamie with these practical car skills is v hunky u are so right dani

DANI HAS HER OWN CAR AGAIN. FREEDOM HAS NEVER BEEN SO SEXY

they're so domestic ugh (affectionate)

"I WANT YOU TO WATCH" FKSDJFKJDFH YEEHAW

“I think it would’ve been nice learning with you.” is so soft excuse me while I get emosh in the middle of this sex scene

every day this fic gives me my horny rights *pray hands emoji*

fgkjdfhgkjhdfkjh Judy telling them to take some alone time she said go work out that sexual frustration u horny lesbians

“Just because I didn’t realise it, doesn’t mean I didn’t have romantic feelings.” awww

dangerous dani clayton!!!! she needs to focus on the road!!!!!

"“Jesus fucking Christ,” Jamie said." SAME GIRL

lmao holy shit I love these idiots

nan..... jamie..... ouch

mikey meeting Dani's dad........ gotta go sob for 45mins hang on

Jamie growing Nan's favourite flowers just for her...... the amount of Nan that's in Jamie makes my heart cry

this fic is so like, full of love and really sweet moments but I love that you infuse these little moments of horror imagery in a 'life can be good but we carry around so many ghosts of troubled pasts in us' kinda way. good soup

“You be good. I love you.” i am crying.

sdfjdhfgjdghfjg how is jamie in shock don't tell me u didn't already know u enormous idiot.

I LOVE THE WAY WOMEN LOVE

pls they're so fucking cuuuute

not 'with every piece of me left' ow my heart

i can't believe what them telling each other i love you is doing to me. the power of live laugh lesbians

oh my god Judy i love u

dfjkgdfkjghdfkj Dani dressed for maximum Jamie short-circuiting is my favourite nuclear weapon

Dani "smiling at her as if trying to hold it back" top 10 anime victories

Dani finally getting her horny art room fantasies sfkjghfkjghfkjg oh boy

“You could have brought me here.” I AM LOOKING AWAY THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME. bold dani you will be the death of both of us

“I want to fuck you at home.” wholesome <3

whew I too need a cigarette rn Jackie

ooOOOOooooOo Eddie's got a girlfriend

oof poor eddie and dani though I hope they can be friends again one day they deserve it

jamie in full simp mode is so fun good for u babe

God these necklaces I'm obsessed with Dani wearing hers actually. and these two getting to go out together n be gay n in love in public!!!

jamie oh my god???!? horny rights

i am shaking like a chihuahua

“Surprise," sdfkjghdfkjghiudfhgiuerhgkjdhkjfg

"Jamie: suffering" FUCKIN SAME BRO

aww everyone singing happy birthday to the best girl!!! deserved!!! just as deserved as I'm sure the rest of this night is going to go lmao

DFGKJDFKHG ROBIN. doesn't miss a beat huh?? also i hear she's single can I get her number

jesus christ dani clayton I'm about to drive off the road and I'm not even behind a wheel

Jamie Taylor u are a stronger woman than I will ever be

“You wanna make out for a bit?” pls they're so cute

dfkgjkjdfkh princess. iconic

the "nice" that just left my mouth at Dani in lingerie who are u making me become

“I’ll be whatever the fuck you want me to be, love.” so true! me *handshake emoji* jamie

losing my got dang mind

i love that these two are so comfortable with each other it's so so so lovely to see after all the yearning bruh look at them go

“At my mercy.” i feel drunk. i need to go build a hammock

a thousand points to jamie taylor for being strapped and ready for anything and Dani for being outrageously bold and horny this whole scene was so iconic

oof Karen Clayton

Mikey seventeen the dancing queen? they grow up so fast

oof Dani bby getting into it with her. god she's so poisonous

NOT THE LETTERS

Jamie just patiently loving her while she works her way through this oh love

oh my god the box

dfgkjhdkjhgkjfh the mixtape. heart on your sleeve softie jamie taylor

wait was dani wearing Jamie's half dollar necklace earlier??? cute bastards

“They’ve always been yours.” JUST LIKE DANI'S HEART OH I AM SHATTERED

“You kept me here, remember?” This is like The Notebook level romance but better bc lesbians

and now I'm crying bc they get their happy ending. so much heartache but they still found their way back to each other

"My sweet Jamie" 😭😭😭😭

they just love each other so much how am I supposed to cope????????????

they way they've created this little family full of so much love after coming from broken homes and rough pasts makes me ache so much

sdfkjdfhkg god Jamie is such a tease lmao. have fun girls!

THESE PHOTOS!?!??! OH MY GOD

good for themmmmmm

loving the vast array of fucking we get in this chapter!!!! giving the people what they want (Jamie's |redacted| in Dani's--I am forcefully removed from the premises)

this is not the point but oh my god Jamie building Dani a bookshelf....... romance

Jamie providing Mikey with such a nurturing and stable environment that he excelled academically like this.... my boy..... my beloved Jamie. aaaaahhhhhhhhh.

also SO fond of Jamie Carson shenanigans more more more.

god but Jamie's so scared to let go of her not so baby brother. bigger AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

crying again bc I'm so close to the end and this fic is almost over :(

both of em having to talk to their boys dfkjhgkfj godspeed

genuinely not doing well Jamie and Mikey's relationship is so special and I'm so glad they found each other and they have each other and I can't cope!!! with all these emotions!!!!

EVERYONE COMING TOETHER TO EAT. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. THIS WONDERFUL WEIRD LITTLE FAMILY.

the kids all still fighting like they're teenagers though dgkjdfhkjhdg iconic

the simple intimacy of doing the dishes together....

ANOTHER MIXTAPE??? GIMME THE LINK. also that's cute as fuck love is stored in the carefully curated playlists

Jamie is her home..........

BITCH HOW AM I MEANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THIS FIC. Ok I'm gonna go cry to Jamie's Mixtape (1993)

"if I loved you less I might be able to talk about it more" - me about this fic (however many words of silly waffling this post is doesn't count!!! I'm hiding the real feelings behind humour!!!!). but actually really sincerely genuinely buzzy and roman thank you so much for sharing this fic with us all and making us yearn and laugh and cry and fall in love with them all over again. unmatched.

[extrovertedlyintrovertwriter]

ATEEZ reaction when their crush doesn’t laugh easily? (And any way they’d try to make them laugh)

Sure. Here u go!!! Thanks for requesting. hope u enjoy.

ATEEZ reaction to their crush not laughing easily

Hongjoong

For this guy...i feel like he would either try and make u laugh or he will be sulky and pouty. U will then have to go and make it up to him. He will be like a kid dwelling that u wouldn't laugh and he wasn't funny. U knew he had a crush on u and it was mutual, sooooo.....u thought of kissing him to make up for it...BOYYYYYY, hE was hongshOOK. Then he will be smiling like an idiot completely flustered and u laughing hard at his reaction. He would then feel proud that he was able to make u laugh and was now ur BOYFRIEND.

Seonghwa

Once he sees u ain't laughing at his stupid joke, he will make a fool out of himself JUST to make YOU laugh. *Gif* u would smile and laugh at his cute and fool self though. Then he would be embarrassed and proud both. He also knew that a lot of teasing was gonna come from the members.

Yunho

I wanna question u how u can't laugh or aTlEAst smile with him. Like he's a complete dork. Once he sees u ain't laughing, he will try his ass off to make u laugh or smile atleast, even if it meant making fun of his members and then getting in trouble as soon as he heard Hongjoong say:- "come to my room later." That statement got u laughing ur ass off.

Yeosang

He would *gif* when he realised u weren't laughing cause he was embarrassed. He just did that absent-mindedly but this somehow got u like rofl. He would get flustered and more of his aegyos will come out.

San

San:- "yah!!, Laugh. Please? Ain't I cute and dork enough for u to laugh at?"

Y/n:- "No."

San:- *gif*

Y/n:- "okay I give up."

San:- "smile before I tackle and tickle the soul out of u."

"u r too cute to resist." U said smiling.

San:- "yayyyyy!!!!! She/he smiled."

Then he'll go rant about this to his members timidly and adorably, just like how a kid does when they get candies from their parents. Members would just get soft for him and shake their heads smiling cause they couldn't resist his cuteness as well.

Mingi

Thisss kiddoooo. Okay. He would be kinda like hongjoong, cause #minjoong. lol sorry. Anyways. He would also be sulky and pouty. He wouldn't look at u..like he would be playfully mad at u. Then u would just confess to him that u like him. The reaction on his face would be priceless, which will get u laughing. He would give u his that signature smile, proud that he made u laugh and u were all his.

Wooyoung

Y/n:- "what?"

Wy:- "nothing, I'm just looking for ways to make u laugh."

Y/n:- "so, have u found that?"

Wy:- "naahh!!! Still searching for it."

Y/n:- "honesty, u r the first person whom I've seen looking for ways to make a person laugh by staring at their face."

Wy:- "I won't if u will stop making that poker face and atleast smile a bit."

Y/n:- "I'm smiling."

Wy:- "I can't look inside that dumb brain of urs."

Y/n:- "wanna die?"

Wy:- "sure." *Gif*

Y/n:- *smiling at his silliness* "silly"

Wy:- "love u too."

Jongho

It'll hurt his pride. This kid's gonna be like 2 can play this game. But will eventually try to make u laugh by doing aegyos. Boy knows that his charms will get u smilling or else he will become ur personal dork. *Gif below*

Hope u enjoyed it!!! Stay safe and stay healthy.

None of the gifs are mine. Credits to their owners.

Requests are open and I'm also doing BoyXBoy or reader into 1 member of either of the bands:-

ATEEZ

The Boyz

BTS

Got7

StrayKids

ASTRO

Peace ✌️✌️

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[alirhi]

How I'd have done TFATWS pt 1

Okay, I am such a whore for positive attention that, yes, it literally only takes one person expressing interest to get me to do something lol. So, for the lovely @goblin-tea, here is how The Falcon and the Winter Soldier would have gone for Bucky if I'd been a writer on the show!

Also, shoutout to @gunshou, who popped up showing support when I was in the middle of writing this lol 😘

Episode 1: New World Order

I actually love how most of this episode was handled; it's what drew me into the show in the first place, and gave me such hope for the rest of it. Most of the changes that I'd make here are pretty minor, tbh.

I'd specify the setting in some way for Bucky's nightmare. Obviously, since he was there and knows what happened, when, and where he was, it wouldn't be like the setting changes in movies where they slap a big, bold title card over the scene. Still, I'd probably open with a brief establishing shot showing the city skyline or something; some identifying feature so that viewers can work out where this happened without needing a direct statement from Marvel (note: if you need to directly address your audience to clarify something from within your story, you're a bad storyteller). What year did this take place? I show technology from the time; perhaps a dated cell phone in someone's hand. The point is to establish where and when The Winter Soldier killed RJ Nakajima, without detracting from the emotional impact of the scene. Why does it matter? Because we should know why. Why is Bucky dreaming about this particular incident? Was it his last mission before the events of CA:TWS (a theory I see frequently repeated but with no evidence to back it up)? Was it earlier on? Is RJ only on the forefront of Bucky's mind because of his (unhealthy, but we'll get to that) friendship with Yori? How long has Yori been suffering under the weight of his grief?

I would not have had him crash through the wall, btw. As cool as that shot looked, let's try to remember that The Winter Soldier was a ghost story for 70 years. Ghosts don't leave giant gaping holes in hotel walls. I'm not saying brazen wholesale destruction is out of character for him (obviously not. I've seen CA:TWS lmao. many times. this moment lives rent-free in my brain:

found on google without credit; pls lmk if it's yours so I can credit.

but you don't become a "ghost story" if you always leave that much evidence, ijs)

I'd leave the terrible therapy session alone. That scene was beautiful. Beautifully shot; I loved how claustrophobic it felt, and it really did a wonderful job of showing how Bucky felt on the spot, scrutinized, almost put on display for this bitch woman. This scene establishes Raynor as clearly wrong, and an unprofessional mess, and Bucky calls her out on it. I fucking love that!

lmao gods, I love his painfully awkward forced smile... Guys, this episode is fkn great. (betcha weren't expecting so much praise from me, were you? 😂)

"You're free." "To do what?"

👆👆👆 In my show? That would have more of an impact on Bucky's arc. That question would be one of the underlying issues moving his whole story along. Twice in this show, he's told that he's free, but no one addresses what he's free from, much less what he's free to do next.

It's a minor thing, but when Yori tells Bucky to ask Leah out? I'd have Bucky do more than just shake his head in silent horror. Not much more, just something that matters to me as someone who's worked in the service industry for many, many years and dealt with too many creepos: Bucky would flat-out say "she's at work! that's harassment, Yori!"

Yori can still stomp right past that boundary, and Leah can still smile and agree. I just really want someone to verbally acknowledge that you don't fucking ask someone out when they're at work. Ever. Bucky cringing and apologizing puts the power of the conversation back in Leah's hands; it gives her an out to politely decline if she's not interested, and just laugh off Yori's flirting on Bucky's behalf as a senile old man being silly, so I'm actually fine with how this scene turned out. I just would personally have gone that extra inch there for the idiots in the audience who don't get Bucky's subtle "wtf" reaction and why Yori's suggestion was so bad. If someone's livelihood depends on being nice to you, keep your goddamn distance. Flirting with them or asking them out when they're at that big of a disadvantage and have virtually no power to say "no" is harassment.

Here is where I'd make one more subtle change, too. When Yori sees the mochi and is reminded of his son, and tells Bucky about his death, I'd just slip in a time frame. "x years ago, my son was..." blah. (Guys, it really bothers me not knowing when that scene took place rofl can you tell?)

One complaint I've seen a lot online about this show is how it's a bit murky on just how well known Bucky is in-universe. He can walk around Brooklyn with more or less total anonymity, but he's also recognized as "an Avenger" (when he was never actually technically in the group)... but honestly? I think it's actually pretty realistic. Just because someone's famous doesn't mean every single person on the planet knows who they are and what they look like well enough to instantly recognize them on the street. People look different in photos than in person, and pre-Blip, Bucky had the complete Jesus look - long flowing hair and a full beard. In TFATWS he's a little scruffy, but not this:

Sebastian looks like about 10 different men from one moment to the next just irl with a change in haircut, lighting, expression, whether or not he got enough sleep the night before... 😂 I don't really find it hard to believe that people not expecting to bump into an Avenger would have trouble seeing Bucky post-haircut as anything other than just another attractive white guy.

Anyway! Sorry for the segue lol. On to the date!

Earlier in this very same goddamn episode, it is established that Bucky can remotely operate a car with a tablet. This is not a technologically-inept geezer. This is a 30-something nerd who loves new technology, who, yes, is facing a brave new world and a whole lot of new technology, but has never shown any issue picking it up. The crappy flip phone he handed Raynor earlier? a burner to keep her out of what little personal life he does have (we never see it again in the real show, anyway). The "tiger photos" line? Stays, not to show Bucky's floundering ineptitude with technology, but as a little nod to his bisexuality. (don't like it? don't wanna see Bucky as bi? go watch the show and read Skogland's borderline-offensive interviews. This isn't "how I would pander to a homophobic audience" it's "how I would have written it." the "Bucky is bi" interpretation is super fucking common and has been since TFA so bite me 😁)

Tiny nitpick, but I'd also have the Battleship boards actually set up properly lmao. What even was that? Anyway...

I don't think I'd have Leah get all ranty about Yori and RJ. That's not first date talk, for one thing. For another, let's ease up on the beating Bucky and the audience over the head with that one incident in a single episode, shall we? Instead, I'd have her stick with the date questions - she asked his age, asked about his family; I'd have her follow it with questions about what he does for a living (giving us a chance to not only actually have that question answered for us - how the hell does Bucky keep himself from being homeless? lol - but also set up...)

He shuts down a little when she starts asking about his past; she's innocently curious, just trying to get to know him, but he's flinchy and deflects with questions about her. The date is awkward, but doesn't abruptly end with him running away lol. He walks Leah home, like the old-fashioned gentleman he is, goes home, himself, and end on him grimacing in his sleep, in the clutches of another nightmare: not as much detail as the RJ murder scene, we see disjointed, disorienting images of fluorescent lights glinting off of machinery, the occasional shot of Bucky writhing in the chair, a shot of that damned notebook (to remind the dumber audience members why Raynor's passive-aggressive notebook thing was so triggering for him), and we hear echoes of a couple of the trigger words, and Bucky's screams.

[biussworld]

Jealous Jirou Kyouka?

a fELLOW JIROU STAN WHAT AN INTELLECTUAL

also i jus wanna say that i cried during the entire hero too performance in the latest ep. SAY IT WITH ME, JIROU WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!

personally i believe jirou wouldnt be the type to get jealous a lot

but when she does it's usually about some really personal or special things she shares with her lover

i th i n k,,,,

and it doesn't matter if it's romantic or just plain bs, if it's something they share tgt she will put so much value into it!!!

our girl loves poking fun at kaminari's dumb face so much that she gave him a nickname- ⚡ jammingway ⚡

AND SHE TAKES PRIDE IN IT because it made you laugh for an entire day, literally

whenever you'd hear the nickname you'd fOLD and just rofl

and then it became a thing™ between you two

you two would harmlessly make fun of your other classmates and then you'd DIE laughing at her jokes and it just

makes her heart go badump and her mind go akdjakdenfksnfj you know like AAAAAAAAAAAAA because you look so goddamn cute when you laugh ;((((

and your eyes crinkle and your cheeks look so fluffy and your smile just ;((((( and the way you try to cover your face while laughing it's just ;(((( cute ;((((((((((((

she likes making you laugh and hearing you laugh ><

BUT if it's someone else making you laugh,,, maybe kaminari did something stupid and mineta turned it into something even more stupid

maybe you literally did roll on the floor laughing and crying

and maybe jirou did feel a slight sting in her chest because damn you look so ridiculously adorable doubling over in laughter like that

but damn that should be me 🤟😔 - jirou kyouka, 2020

maybe she has a crush on you. jirou: WAIT WHAT HAHAHAHA who,,, who said that

jirou: it do be true tho

so after ur little laughing fit you see her down the hallway and wave at her but all she does is smile and proceed doing what she was doing

and ur mind went :0????? nani????

u wanted to talk to her right then and there but kaminari was making you do this stupid tiktok video where you say burgundy sauce

so you couldn't talk to her ;(((

and u feel bad because maybe u did smth wrong ;(((

maybe you were being too obnoxiously loud when you were laughing

maybe u blew ur chances with ur crush even before u started taking ur chances ;((( u dum fuk

when kaminari said you were okay to go you zOOMED faster than iida to find jirou and you just went

"hi im sorry if i did something wrong i hope i didn't but if i did im really really sorry i-"

"nO SiLLY hahshahsahhahaaaa it's fine,,,"

then you two just stood there in total s i l e n c e

because she literally doesnt know what to say next,, and so do you

and then your mind panicked and said "don't worry, i like your jokes better 😶"

then she went 😳😳😳 and in her panicked state she said "i like you too hehehe"

it took her a moment to process what you just told her and what she just said in reply

she MENTALLY slapped herself back and forth and was about to apologize when you said

"o-oh i,,, i um... i like you, too. hehdhdjfjfjd"

SKDNFMDMCMFMF

you two are now the power couple, the two idiots that rivals two other idiots in the class

she still gets a liiittle bit jealous when you go and joke around with your other classmates

but at the end of the day she knows that the laughter-filled moments she shares with you are the ones you favor the most

and it makes her heart go badump badump 👉👈

[gunsatthaphan]

Doreen....Doreen....Doreen....

You gotta be kidding me. My Ghaad!!!! Ep.2 of "TonhonChonlatee" was fucking funny. I was ROFL. But more than anything else....thank my heavens and good lord, I get to see my favourite couple Mike & TopTap romance so openly....and, I cannot tell you how much I'm choked with emotions....😭😭😭😭😭 Yaa!!! They are my favourite couple....and the way they are so brazenly flirting with each other, compensates for the tears I shed watching them in "2gether" The Series of "Still 2gether" The Series for that matter....

And, Khaotung is seriously damn funny, but funnier was the rich guy trying to hit on Chonlatee....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like....Wtf....😂😂😂😂

And My Gosh!!! Podd's laugh is so sexy....but why is that fucking dumb man trying to force others to get laid....Stupid, Idiot Ton....😡😡😡😡 I was like poor Baby Chon is craving for you, and you're busy doing shit...🙄🙄🙄🙄

I swear if P'Ton makes baby Chon cry, I'll punch him on that handsome face.🥴🥴🥴

Arjuna ⚘

ARJUNA!!!!!!

I know LMAO. Aside from the last part which we don’t speak of, the episode was iconic lol. Mike and TopTap are the best addition to the show honestly. Them going 🙄🙄🙄🙄whenever Ton is back on his himbo bs is what I live for sdkfjs 😂😂They’re the crack-couple I need in my life lol. 

I just talked about this in my last ask but Na is..... an iconic villain so far lmaoooo. He had me rolling. Like props to Khao for not dying laughing during that flirting scene LMAO. 

Ton is truly the stupidest character that’s ever been on my screen lol and I just hope they’re setting him up to be this dumb in order to get a more drastic effect when he does change eventually. Because that last part was the absolute worst. And considering how much of a fuckboy he is, Chon will def be in for a lot of pain. However it won’t be easy for Ton either bc even though it’s all silly and fun etc., it reminds me of how Type was set up at the beginning of TT and these kind of characters have a looooong way to go for sure. So..... my fingers are crossed!!! 🤞🏻

xxx

[nightreaderenigma]

9,10,28 for the history asks :)

Hello!  Thank you so much for the ask, I really love answering them. :) 

9. Favourite historical film?

I don’t have one.  Now this is not to say I haven’t seen any – because I have seen countless.  Historical films are one of my favourite genres.  If it says ‘based off a true story’ or depicts past events I usually select it as a preference.  

But Hollywood has a bad habit of twisting history and reshaping it to make it commercial and sadly, these movies seldom tell the facts.  So, they result in me either googling afterwards to learn more or (if it was a topic I am passionate about) ranting like a crazy person. (Don’t mention the movie ‘Troy’ to me if you don’t want to be there for at least an hour while I whinge, ROFL).  

In my experience, TV Series based off history generally run a bit more true to the actual events, probably because they have more time to tell the story.  Sure they are dramatized, but that just makes them entertaining - and if I have to forgive the stretched truths, I may as well be entertained. :D  Going down this avenue, I would probably say The Tudors or Reign (the latter for some pretty dresses, great soundtrack and a good laugh at the comedic delivery of Megan Follows as Queen Catherine).  

10. What pieces of art (i.e. paintings, sculptures, lithographies, etc.) related to history do you like the most?

Sculptures - but I like paintings as well.  Basically anything in the classical Greek style depicting the Pantheon.  If there is a bust or statue of a Greek Goddess/God I get heart eyes and stop to study every detail. 😊  

28. Do you have a favourite “dream team” of historical figures living at the same time in a specific era of history?

Not really, I more have people/gods who I wish had gotten along and talked it out.  If that had happened, I suppose they would form my dream team.  

I would have preferred Apollo and Artemis be on the Greek side of the Trojan War (realising that Agamemnon was an idiot and that the entire army couldn’t be held accountable for one King’s stupidity).  That Hector had packed up Andromache and Astyanax and abandoned Troy and his younger brother to their inevitable demise.  If he switched sides he could have ended up allies with Achilles and Patroclus rather than the tragedy that unfolded there.  I also wish Hector had taken his sister Cassandra with him. Though Apollo wouldn’t have liked that – however Artemis could have knocked some sense into him on that account, I suspect she would have been amused at the bait and switch Cassandra pulled on her twin.  Maybe she could have reversed the curse?  Let Cassandra swap to become her Priestess instead… ok now my ask answer has turned into a Greek Mythology fix-it fic, XD.  But there it is, there’s my dream team.  Created live in this moment, straight from my brain to the keyboard, LOL.

[carewyncromwell]

To start of, I don't know the definition of a crack ship, but that is probably what this is- Can we consider the possibility Jacob Cromwell shipped with Jacob Silvers for 0.1 seconds?🤣 (I'M SORRY BUT I GOT THE IDEA IN MY BRAIN AND I HAD TO SPIT IT OUT)

*bursts out laughing* OH MY GOD, ROFL. 🤣 All right, um...time to turn this bromance into a romance! PFFFFFT

AU Shipper goggles on!

Who is a night owl: Neither, though Silvers does sometimes have late nights while working as an Auror. He has to drink coffee to get through those nights. >>

Who is a morning person: Both! Cromwell often ends up waking up first, since he usually wakes up just before dawn, but Silvers wakes up not too long after as soon as the sun rises. The two then start about getting breakfast on the table, with Silvers doing more of the cooking and Cromwell preparing the coffee and setting the table.

Are they cuddlers: YES. Both of these boys need cuddles, okay. Silvers is usually the one to instigate cuddles, but damn if Cromwell doesn’t reciprocate times ten. If Silvers is the sugar, then Cromwell is the spice -- Silvers would be the sort to bring his arm around Cromwell and kiss his forehead, and then Cromwell would be the sort to come up under Silver’s chin and kiss along his jawline and nuzzle his neck.

Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: Cromwell’s normally the big spoon. Though Silvers sometimes is able to steal that position from Cromwell after some...coercion. *snort*

What is their favourite sleeping position: Cromwell likes sleeping behind Silvers, with his head resting on Silvers’ shoulder and his arms wrapped around his waist. Their legs would be an absolute tangled mess. Personal space, what’s that?

Who steals all the blankets: Silvers, but only when he’s cold. Cromwell is much more interested in cuddling with Silvers than the blankets.

What they wear to bed: Cromwell is a lazy bugger with no fashion sense, so he just wears whatever shirt he was wearing that day and his boxer shorts. Silvers wears a T-shirt and boxer shorts, though he also keeps a dark blue terrycloth bathrobe close by, in case someone comes to the door.

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: CROMWELL, OH GOD. I could see Silvers absently taking one of Cromwell’s shirts and wearing it without realizing it’s not his at first and then being startled when Cromwell flushes a dark red and starts babbling like a love-struck little kid. JacobC.exe has stopped working, LMAO.

Who falls asleep mid-conversation: Silvers, because Cromwell’s gone off on one of his airhead rants again. It’d take a while for Cromwell to realize he’d put his partner to sleep and he’d be a bit put-out at first...but then he’d see how cute Silvers is when he’s resting his head on his shoulder and Cromwell would forgive him.

Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: Both, of course. And they’d both frequently wake up as soon as the other was the least bit disheveled. I see Silvers being better at soothing Cromwell and talking him down when he’s shaking violently and barely able to speak -- Cromwell would probably just grab desperately onto Silvers, squeeze him tight, and not let go of him until his heart rate had slowed.

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: Silvers, actually. Since he studied martial arts when he was young, he has a MEAN right hook. He’d be apologizing like crazy afterwards, but Cromwell would probably be grinning like an idiot because “DUDE! THAT WAS AWESOME!” (Yes, this airhead would be delighted about the fact that his partner could kick his ass. XDDD)

Who can’t keep their hands to themself: Cromwell. Once he figures out he likes someone, he makes it rather obvious, even if he’s not always good at expressing his emotions. But he’d make it very obvious with his body language that Silvers was taken so you can back off, ladies -- he’d frequently hold Silvers’ knee while they’re sitting down in public and constantly lean in to whisper things in Silvers’ ear and kiss the side of his jaw.

Who do you ship Carewyn (or Jacob) with?

[destinyc1020]

I feel like these two are going to get radio silent for the next couple of weeks/months.. They sure wanted to be more open about their relationship from now on but I don't think they wanted to get viral like that for 2days straight😅 I hope they will enjoy some privacy in the following days, plus that will shush all the idiots who are saying they only did that to gain publicity and stay relevant smh

Yea, they'll prob lay low for a little while. Don't expect them to confirm anything over social media. At the same time however....I mean, Z was still posting the day it happened though so lol 😆 She may be trying to appear unbothered, OR she may genuinely not be stressing too much, since she knows that since they relaxed their standards it was only inevitable that they would get caught eventually lol. 😆

This just goes to show though just how dedicated and committed they were to hiding the first time around. Paps took Tom's of pics of them and couldn't get any 100% confirmation of them dating for YEARS! But as SOON as TZ decided to do things differently this time around, Tom is barely in LA for two weeks and BAM!!! CAUGHT red-handed rofl! 🤣

I'm sure it was a bit jarring to get exposed like that, but after a few days they've prob just shrugged it off, and are prob laughing at all the funny comments and loving support from fans and the media all around the world. 😊

[britesparc]

Weekend Top Ten #455

Top Ten Comedy Sidekicks

Ha, LOL, ROFL, guffaw, snort. Comedy, eh? You’ve got to love it, unless you somehow fall through a timewarp into a late-seventies working men’s club in Blackburn and you find yourself choking to death on second-hand smoke, mother-in-law jokes, and a simmering undercurrent of racist violence. Good times!

Anyway, it’s fairly common that even in the most serious of narratives and with the most serious of protagonists, we need a little chuckle very now and again (nobody tell Zack Snyder – actually, no, scratch that, somebody definitely tell Zack Snyder). It lightens the load, makes the world more nuanced and realistic, and even makes the truly dark moments stand out all the stronger. Most films have a bit of a joke every once in a while (and, of course, Shakespeare’s tragedies are full of comic characters or bits of business), and one very common trope is the Comedy Sidekick.

What is a Comedy Sidekick? Well, it’s a supporting character who offers comic relief, basically. sometimes this can be obviously discernible – Luis in Ant-Man, for example, may function as a plot engine from time to time, but has little in the way of actual character development and is mostly there to be funny whilst the heroes do hero stuff. Sometimes it’s harder to define; I mean, are either of the Blues Brothers a comedy sidekick? Arguably Jake is the lead and Elwood is a bit more of a “turn” (he’s almost eternally deadpan and unemotional), but I’d never say one was inherently funnier or “straighter” than the other. And the you get onto films like Aladdin: sure, Aladdin himself is obviously the protagonist, and there’s an argument to be made that the Genie is a comic relief supporting character, but I feel in this case he’s far too integral to the plot, played by a significantly more famous actor, and really just dominates the film to the extent that he becomes the de facto lead (see also: Captain Jack Sparrow). Again, in Men in Black, Will Smith’s J is clearly the “funny” one, but Smith is also the bigger star and the audience entry point; plus, Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious as the deadpan K. So it’s not as simple as it may first appear.

Anyway, the ten in this list are ones I define as definitely being supporting characters. They may be big characters, in terms of plot or development, but they’re definitely there in support of another protagonist. And whilst they may be fully-rounded characters with their own arcs, their primary function is to be funny; they’re the ones who deliver the comedy lines back to the main character, or crack a joke at the end of a serious bit.

Right, I think that’s my usual ridiculous caveats out of the way. Now let’s make ‘em laugh.

Baldrick (Tony Robinson, Blackadder series, 1983-99): Baldrick is one of the supreme comic idiots in all of fiction. Serving as a perfect foil to Blackadder, he is not only supremely stupid but also his niceness and naiveté serves to undercut his master’s wickedness; plus his idiocy is often the undoing of Blackadder’s villainous plans. But he is also charmingly fully-rounded, oblivious to his own stupidity, possessed of “cunning plans”, and with a great love of turnips. A phenomenal turn from Robinson.

Sir John Falstaff (various plays by William Shakespeare, from 1597): is it cheating to include as significant and iconic a literary figure as Falstaff? Feels a bit like it, especially as he's practically a lead (and, indeed, becomes one in Merry Wives). But really he’s the archetype: a supremely vain and self-serving comic foil, but one with vast hidden depths as he’s keenly aware of his own frailties and the inevitable end of his good times with Prince Hal.

Father Dougal McGuire (Ardal O’Hanlon, Father Ted 1995-98): in many ways he’s a slightly watered-down version of Baldrick’s comic idiot; but Dougal is, if anything, even stupider, and less self-aware. He’s like a perfect idiot, a beautiful naïve fool, a supreme man-child with his Masters of the Universe duvet. And he’s divine, just incredibly hilarious throughout; and, like Baldrick, serves as the perfect foil for his more duplicitous and cynical elder.

Donkey (Eddie Murphy, Shrek, 2001): animated sidekicks are very often the comic relief, and I’d argue that Murphy’s Donkey is as good as they come. I actually think Murphy’s prior turn as Mushu in Mulan is probably the better character, but Donkey is just a comic force of nature, a creature who exists only to make everything dafter and funnier. It allowed Murphy a chance to go all-out in a way he hadn’t on screen for quite some time, and it was something we’d rarely seen in animation (arguably only Robin Williams’ Genie is in the same ballpark). Plus, he actually is a good friend to Shrek, bringing out his better nature. Well done, Eddie!

Danny Butterman (Nick Frost, Hot Fuzz, 2007): another of those characters who really skirts the edges of “supporting comic relief” and is really a deuteragonist. But I feel like most of Frost’s characters in his partnerships with Simon Pegg are, essentially, supportive; Pegg is almost always the lead. In this film, despite Danny having some great development and functioning almost as a romantic partner for Pegg’s Nick Angel, he’s usually presented as a beautiful comic foil, his folksy, slobby demeanour contrasting perfectly with Angel’s straitlaced professionalism. And – for the second film in a row – he gets a tremendous C-bomb.

Luis (Michael Peña, Ant-Man, 2015): another comic fool, Luis is the silly, charming, endearing, loveable thorn in the side of Paul Rudd’s Scott Lang. He’s daft, yeah, and comes across as a bit dim, but his permanently-smiling demeanour means we just keep on loving him, even when we can see how annoying he would be. but what cements his position is his rapid-fire OTT explanations, and how the movie presents them; pieces of comedic joy in the MCU.

Cosmo Brown (Donald O’Connor, Singin’ in the Rain, 1952): Singin’ is one of those great Golden Age movies full of witty dialogue (as well as great songs, natch), and by its nature Gene Kelly is the lead and therefore straight man, whereas O’Connor’s Cosmo can be wackier and funnier, and in doing so get to the truth of what his friend is feeling. But what really gets him in this list is his performance of “Make ‘Em Laugh”, running up walls like he’s in The Matrix or something, and feeling like a Bugs Bunny cartoon brought to life.

Silent Bob (Kevin Smith, View Askiewniverse, from 1994): I guess you could argue that both Bob and his less-silent colleague Jay are, as a twosome, the comedy sidekicks in whichever films they’re in (apart from the two they headline, I guess); but if you take the pair on their own, I’d say Bob is the comic of the duo. Yeah, it’s Jay who’s the mile-a-minute loudmouth, cracking jokes and being explosively filthy. But who really gets the laughs? For my money it’s Smith’s perfectly-judged expressions, punctuating the pomposity or reinforcing the eccentricity of whatever Jay’s on about. And then every now and again he gets to speak, and delivers a great one-liner (“no ticket!”) or serious, heartfelt monologue (cf. Chasing Amy).

Semmi (Arsenio Hall, Coming to America, 1988): Semmi is supposed to be a loyal and devoted servant to Prince Akeem, and he is, I guess; but he’s also a true friend. Akeem’s quest to find love in New York is genuine, and despite the film’s high joke quantity, Eddie Murphy has to be relatively restrained in his lead role. Hall’s Semmi, on the other hand, gets to be acerbic, throwing shade and barbs at his lord, questing their quest and seeking his own share of wealth and, well, women. And we all love his line “you sweat from a baboon’s balls”.

Dory (Ellen DeGeneres, Finding Nemo, 2003): as discussed above, comedy cartoon sidekicks are a cinematic staple. They’re not often female, however, and even more rare is a female character who gets to be both funnier and seemingly dumber/goofier than the lead. Of course, Dory is full of pathos, a borderline tragic character whose chronic memory loss has a dreadful impact on her day-to-day life. It’s her sunny optimism (“just keep swimming!”) that makes her endearing more than her humour, however; and, of course, it’s this optimism that begins to chip away at Marlin’s (Albert Brooks’) flinty suit of armour. Funny, warm, makes our hero a better person, but can be a little bit sad – perfect comedy sidekick.

There are two that I’m annoyed that I couldn’t fit in so I'll mention them here: Carrie Fisher in When Harry Met Sally and Danny Kaye in White Christmas. In the former case, whilst Fisher’s Marie is hilarious throughout, and definitely comic relief when put alongside the relatively straight Sally, the fact that everyone, really, gets a lot of funny lines in what is a consistently funny film kinda knocked her down the rankings a little bit, even though I feel bad about it, because everything is always better if Carrie FIsher is in it, including these lists. Kaye’s Phil Davis in White Christmas absolutely steals that film from Bing Crosby, with fast-paced witty wordplay and some supreme physical comedy, and the running gag about how he saved the life of Crosby’s Bob Wallace is golden. But, I dunno, he just kept slipping down the list, despite being my favourite thing in that film. Sorry, Danny.

[vespertineflora]

the 3rd question in each of the mdzs ask sections !

!!!!! :D Thank you, I’m delighted.

Get to know me: MDZS Edition

General: 3. Manhua, donghua, novel, live-action, or audio drama?  Tbh all of these have their strengths!! I actually went donghua -> cql -> manhua  -> novel (and haven’t listened to the audio drama yet), but I probably have to go novel? I ADORE the music in the donghua and cql, and the effects in the donghua are AMAZING, but for characterizations/timelines/events, I have to stick to the novel.

Ships: 3. Other ships you like? Ignoring the answers for OTP and OT3 (wangxian and 3zun haha), I should drop a casual mention for liking sangcheng? I like them being narrative foils, i like that they were friends back in Gusu Lan school, and I like the idea of someone who wouldn’t put up with JC giving them shit hahaha, I just think they have a fun, cute dynamic.

Characters: 3. Favorite character & why? This is like asking me to choose a favorite child, it’s unfair and the answer changes daily. I love Lan Xichen probably bc I relate far too closely to him, and I’m probably still a little in denial about how much I adore Jin Guangyao for Reasons, but.......... As a character, I think I gotta go with Wei Wuxian. He’s......... he’s a perfect little gremlin boy. He’s sad and kind and troubled and clever and he’s a menace and he’s an idiot. I had so many minutes of RAGE while reading bc he’s so OBLIVIOUS to his own feelings and it drives me up the wall, but god, this beautiful dumbass boy who forgets what a consequences is seconds after experiencing one makes me laugh so much, I love him. 

Story: 3. You can bring one character back to life, but you must pick someone else to die in their place. Would you do it? How would this affect the story? This is tough just because I don’t know what counts as “dying in their place.” xD Does this apply post-canon? Or can in be applied DURING canon? Can I kill a  character who dies, but kill them EARLIER to take the place of a character living? I HAVE QUESTIONS

Assuming it’s all post-canon? I’d probably bring back Jiang Yanli, bc of all of the characters, she deserves it the most tbh. In her place, Sect Leader Yao can die bc FUCK that dude. Assuming it’s DURING CANON, I’d save Jin Zixuan (bc the repercussions of this would save Yanli) and sacrifice nasty ass Jin Guangshan (bc the repercussions of THAT could very well save the Wens, wwx, and perhaps even NMJ? hmu for my theories on THAT rofl)

Fic: 3. Favorite tropes & which characters?  Tbh, these apply to any ships I like, tho so far, I’ve only bothered to read/write wangxian and various 3zun/xiyao fic.

G-rated: Mutual pining and all the glory that goes with it! Bedsharing! Huddling for warmth! Any sort of forced closeness while two (or more) idiots are deeply in love and can’t admit it!!!!!

E-rated: Anything that might fit in the Fuck or Die category. Heats/Sex pollen/etc. Anything where the characters are so DESPERATELY HORNY and they MUST FUCK RIGHT THIS INSTANT usually leading to CONFESSIONS, awwwwwww yissssssssssss

[shirts181]

Random life vent

I remember being really happy as a kid/teenager, everything was awesome, always had friends and family around and did cool stuff, didn’t overthink about anything just lived my life as it came day by day. Not anymore. Before i dive into this, there’s going to be so many things im going to miss or havent remembered thats probably vital or important in relation to what im saying and as im re-reading over it ill realise i havent added something so yeah just a heads up, im a guy in his mid 20′s, majority of this my friends now dont even know about and i couldnt even imagine trying to explain all this shit to somebody i know, i guess thats why im here lol, i want to add and not sure if its related to how i turned out or not but growing up i was always on the shy side, wasn’t super shy but like when i would do shit like do a class presentation by myself id always go red and blush and sometimes get teary, not that i was sad or upset, id just get fucking teary like a dickhead lol, would use my hands when i talked and just overall looked like a nervous wreck. I was comfy around friends and family, could do whatever, didnt really care, if anything i felt like an extrovert around them, but when it came to being in situations i didnt know anybody, i plainly would just say nothing, not make an effort to really engage in conversation, just lay back and wait for that situation to be over til i was with my friends. If somebody approached me id obviously talk to them and whatever but rarely would i be the person initiating anything like that, was a bit of a idiot like that growing up lol. I’ve always been the person who wanted everyone to be happy, i was always oblivious to how other people like my friends had family or whatever issues growing up and the REAL impact it has on them, like divorced parents or they dont know their mum or dad or whatever that stuff, i knew people with depression and anxiety growing up and i was always open to talk to people about it, i LOVED being the friend to speak to if anybody was feeling like shit or wanted to vent, it made me feel really appreciated and id been given this trust to listen to what they have to say, like i might be able to make them feel better about what they had to say regardless of if i could properly help/change their circumstances and problems, but maybe put a smile on their face and make them laugh and let them know it’ll be ok without even being sure if it would, but i never would say that and 100% know it would be ok, but by saying that it might just give them some hope that things CAN be ok and they then believe it can change for the better. From the age of 16 i was super self conscious, i cared what people thought of me, not that im a super ugly guy or had anything dramatically wrong looks wise or how i was, but more so for me maybe like saying something and somebody over hearing it and me being like “oh fuck i should of said that” because it might sound bad or like having pimples (probably same as every teenager ever lol) or a bad hair day (literally) kinda thing. I cared how people portrayed me, i wanted everyone to know i was just average person who just wanted everybody to be happy, i made conscious decisions on what i said to who and where i said it, clothes i would wear depending on where i was going and who might see me, that stuff was like a necessity in my life, i wasn’t like ocd about that stuff because sometimes id be in situations where i know id be judged but still followed through, but something about me just fuckinggggg hated having somebody look at me a certain way and portray me differently to who i really am. I just re-read that and holy shit lol i sound like an idiot the way i’ve said what i’ve said, this is another thing about me maybe saying something and not accurately making it out to sound how i intend it to sound. Whatever rofl, now the real shit. I got diagnosed by a psych with anxiety when i was 18, this was the beginning of my mental downfall from then to this day. About 6-7 months of solid anxiety i could barely leave my house, was scared for no fucking reason, dont even know why, all i remember is my heart beating like crazy and feeling like i was going to pass out or whatever. This would happen mainly in social situations during and before even seeing others/doing things. I would work myself up to the point of crying, getting hives/being itchy everywhere on my body, nervously shaking and visually just looking terrified. I couldn’t drive properly because i’d get panic attacks and id feel like im about to pass out and i cant escape cos im trapped inside a car, traffic was the worst especially when i was alone, there was numerous times that i fucking cried in my car before and after id pull over to relax myself, how stupid is this shit? Why does this happen to people, how does this shit happen to ME, i dont even get why this all is even happening, im not an unhealthy person by any means so im not sick and didnt have symptoms of any illness, wtf is going on. How the fuck do i get over this, ended up seeing a psych because i had no idea wtf was wrong with me, bring in my diagnosis of having anxiety. While i was at home, i would hardcore grind out games on my computer, it made me feel normal and not like absolute shit, dont know why but at the time thats all that made me not feel like absolute shit and scared of being outside in the world. I took pills for this, tried to be active by exercising, playing sport and making an effort and forcing myself out of the house. At the start it was absolute torture, i didn’t ever think i’d get over this, it was that bad. I was on medication, couldn’t tell you what one because i just dont remember and never payed attention to medication names etc. Fast forward 6-7 months, i am actually feeling ok, i apply for jobs, go to job interviews with ease, im actually feeling really good like im making improvements in my life and progressing correctly by taking the next step, something i wouldn’t of thought of doing months earlier. I ended up getting a job and it was like a weight off my shoulders, i was excited, my parents were super happy with me for how far that i had come, i felt good as, potentially like im on track to success in living my life and being able to feel good again. As i got this job i was confident in going out and felt like i could properly just do shit, like i could be me again. This lasted about 15 months, i was ok to drive, i NEVER had a panic attack during this 15 months, i felt good af, when i drove i would even laugh at myself be like “why tf was i panicking? why was i such an idiot and getting worried over shit that cant and wont effect me and make me feel scared? why would i care about those things”, even in like social situations same thing, it was great. It all started to come back, slowly it like bloody crept its way back to being bad, but at this stage i was in denial, i was like na i can get over this i dont need to see anybody, but realistically i probably needed to. To this day i’ve never seen a psych about it, for the last 4-5 years ive almost just adapted to knowing im going to have panic attacks and feel like shit, iv learnt to cope and deal with it myself, the thought of me taking pills for this again scares me, why would i want to take pills to get better again when once i feel good, come off them, id get back into this state of mind and feel anxious again, and then repeat, why the fuck, seriously, why the fuck would i put myself into this potential scenario, i say potential because its a possibility, but thats not a risk im willing to take, people get addicted to this shit, ultimately what im trying to say is i dont want to be that person that gets reliant on taking pills to just having a functioning mind that doesnt make me feel scared and afraid, why cant i just shake this off? is there something im not doing? wtf is the cure to this shit? i know its not the pills because i dont want to become reliant on medications to make me happy. Im pretty convinced im depressed too, iv had serious thoughts about suicide, but i dont think im somebody who could actually commit to it, and if i was, i would probably make the decision to speak to somebody, but im stuck in a mindset where im not going to die from it, but i feel like shit all the time, i dont want meds, i dont know how to fix where im at pretty much, theres things that have happened to me the last couple years which have convinced me im a bad partner in a relationship, not for things i do but for what i unintentionally didnt do, im not a fulfilling boyfriend, ive either never obviously met the right girl for me or im just not fit to be a boyfriend, and thats what i think, how can somebody commit to me but im to stressed and worried about how my commitment to them might not be enough? the constant worry of not being a good boyfriend, when all i really want is for everything to be ok and happy, not that if things arent good or happy that thats a bad thing, i totally understand not everything is perfect and there are shit things that happen to people or in the world thats always going to happen, but i feel like, mainly with my last ex girlfriend, i felt like i was in a competition half the time to compete and get reassurance i was being a good boyfriend because i didnt know anything else, i was locked into this relationship i felt i couldnt escape, i so badly wanted out but was sucked into the mindset that if i left id have nothing and couldnt be with anybody because shes the only one who would be with me cos she already is, how the fuck do i overcome this, how do i get out? Its been a year since she ended up breaking up with me and pretty much for those reasons, i wasn’t up to par with her standards, i wasnt her dream boyfriend, for somebody who accepted my past issues with anxiety and letting her in on all my personal shit, if somebody who i thought cared for me leaves me, how could i ever convince or even get another girl to be with me knowing i have this weight and baggage of being a potential let down and not being able to be the person she needs me to be?  Writing all this i thought id feel better but i kinda still feel like shit. I weighed up deleting this, i had it all highlighted ready to backspace and alt f4 this but fuck it i might regret not posting this, i guess thats why im here anyway. If you read all this sorry for the random bullshit, i re-read it and i sidetracked myself hard from what i was originally going to say but im kinda tired and was literally just typing anything that came to my mind andddd yeeeeaaaahhh.. peace

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Gator the coward

I knew she wouldn't print the entire series of asks I sent her, so here they are for you and everyone else to read. Sorry for the length, I had a lot on my mind after so many years.

1) I guess I'm a nanny, so I'll answer your anon's questions. We know that there is no "Enty" at CDAN anymore. The site has changed hands a few times in recent years, no idea who runs it or owns it now, but it's all about click bait now. We also know that no blinds are vetted or verified, they just print whatever sounds good and fits their barely legal parameters. We've sent in test blinds in the last few years and they've been printed despite being bullshit, so ... (cont.,)

2) You do not send blinds to CDAN, but Aeltri does. We recognize the language of her submissions as easily as we recognize her anon asks to you, no matter how she tries to disguise herself. We are still laughing about her screw up a few weeks back, we got a screenshot of her full blogger profile before she set it to private, now we know she's been commenting at CDAN under a few different names. We also suspect that staff at CDAN troll Tumblr for blinds.

3) They need a certain amount of content each day to keep the fools happy and retain the ad revenue, just about anything will do. There is no entertainment lawyer there, they do not consult other lawyers for blinds. Eyeroll. I used to be a true believer in Enty, but that was a decade ago when the site started. When he sold it, I left. I know some people think the OG Enty is back, but I don't.

4) Us nans also know that you don't have any sources, you've just been making stuff up since 2015 because you want to be the top of the septic social hierarchy, the queen of the SGB. If you had sources, you would have mentioned them in the beginning, but you only escalated your claims when you felt your status slipping. Remember "the article" that never happened, and that you got out of by claiming Brexit stopped it. Yeah sure, Jan.

5) You worked a food cart in Disneyworld decades ago, only idiots believe that leads you to have industry sources (and judging by your anons, your hardcore followers are idiots). I have actually spoken to people in the industry, on both sides of the Atlantic (unlike you, I go places and meet real people), and Marvel/Disney, or any film studio, do not run their actors' private lives in any way.

6) It's a nice fantasy for you and all the other tinhats in other fandoms, that someone will rescue their poor hapless male celebrity from the clutches of that evil woman, but it doesn't happen. Yes, sometimes a "fixer" like the fictional Olivia Pope is brought in to handle a very bad situation, but that is when the celebrity requests help, and it's usually not because his fandom doesn't like his female partner or his very real children.

(cont, 7) Remember how many times your "sources" said the divorce was coming? After Hamlet (not his baby), after DS filming was finished, after Sherlock filming was finished, after DS promo was done and the movie was out for a while, after Sherlock season four aired and the second not his baby was born, etc etc etc. Each time you were wrong, you claimed yet another bizarre excuse. It's hilarious how wrong you have been for so many years. (cont)

(cont, 8) It is very funny how lazy and wrong you are, but one thing that's not funny is all of your lies. You are a massive liar, and that's what bothers us antis/nans the most. We don't care about your opinions, we are just tired of your lies. Sophie is a snob is an opinion. Sophie is a coke snorting Russian escort that abuses Benedict and traffics children is a lie. Get it? You are a liar. Aeltri is a bigger liar. (cont)

(cont, 9) Tagging a post for team Benedict to see for harassment? ROFL. Nobody close to him is paying any attention to Tumblr anymore. They don't need to. They know everything they need about Aeltri, and the rest of you are too pathetic to be seen as any kind of threat. Tinhatters are a dime a dozen on Tumblr, most are ignored. Team BC knows who the real threats to BC are and contrary to your posts, it is not any of the well known frequently seen fans. (cont)

(cont, 10) You say you are blogging because Sophie is NPD and you've dealt with NPD's before, so by blogging you are going to save Benedict somehow. Writing that out makes you sound even dumber and I didn't think that was possible. You think your blog will save a man who doesn't know you exist. Doesn't that make you the biggest narcissist of all? If you use all your blogging time to volunteer maybe you could save someone in real life and get the validation you are so desperate for. (end)

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No wonder Hator didn't post all of your asks, she can't defend herself. Hator, like all other septics, are very bad at admitting they're wrong. Just look at Anna, she refuses the admit that the article Sophie wrote was published on the Internet just a few days ago. Even when fellow septics pointed it to her.

As you mentioned, Hator doesn't care about Ben, she cares about the attention. She wants to be queen bee. Hence the lies about the sources. Sadly, there are people out there stupid enough to believe she does.

[fictionalabyss]

Do 'em all 🤣🤣

You jerk rofl. Okay, this is gonna take a while..

also under a readmore cuz long.

1. describe yourself.- Mel, 32, mom of two, mental health issues, and no idea of who I am or ever was.. lover, fighter, spiteful, friendlier than I’d care to admit. I think that about does it?

2. if you could go anywhere for a week all expenses paid where would it be? I’d be willing to go to a lot of places, honestly. Scotland is top of the list if I can count a wedding as an expense haha.

3. do you have siblings? On my mothers side, no, I’m an only child. On my fathers side, I have a half brother, and two step brothers.  I haven’t seen them since I was 11 though, but they’ve been added to my fb and now ignore my existence there.

4. what is your favorite constellation, why? Don’t think I have a favourite.

5. favorite color. Don’t have one. I like different colours for different things, and even that can change with my mood.

6. what kind of music do you listen to? Pretty much everything. My workout music (basically the only time i have time for music) ranges from the 50′s cowboy and love songs all the way to more current EDM and some metal. You introduced me to Mongolian metal, and I’ve come across and Indian metal band that has a song about fighting depression, and I love them so much. I’m still sad to have missed both Babymetal and Alestorm (Scottish pirate metal) when they came to town. Alestorm actually offered me free tickets if they could name Matrim when I was pregnant rofl.

7. favorite flower. (you can name as many as you want cause flowers are awesome)  Wild flowers. I have violets that grow wild in my back yard and I love them.

8. if you could do magic, what is the first spell you would learn? I think at most, I’d like to learn minor healing, or something that would attract goodness to people.

9. favorite childhood memory.The memory of Pat getting in the baby swing and yelling “push me on the swing, mommy!” and me pushing him as high as I could and leaving him there when he got stuck roflrofl. We were 9, and it’s basically how this relationship started. I was annoyed, he was in love. I’m still annoyed but now we’re both in love.

10. have you ever been cheated on? Not that I’m aware of, but that might not have been for a lack of trying. WORD ON THE STREET WAS one of my ex’s was trying to get with someone else while with me and was turned down.

11. if you could describe your perfect room, what would it be? Big and spacious. Super comfy bed, plenty of pillows. But also a little corner with a fort that I can be little in. Close proximity to both bathroom and kitchen for obvious reasons. Big window with cute curtains. and all the thing my current room has, but less unfolded laundry rofl.

12. favorite animal. Don’t have one, but it for sure isn’t a fkin slug I’ll tell you that. Pete the peeper ruined that for all slugs.

13. what was the last photo you took of? Luke’s new pokemon cards so I could show Pat while he was at work.

14. do you believe in soul mates? I do. I believe that soulmates aren’t just lovers, but that you can have many people that your soul resonates with. I had one, or thought I did, until I was dropped like hot garbage and shit was said behind my back like I’d never find out. The fucked up part, if I got an apology, I’d probably believe them and let them back into my life like I did last time. Because I’m a fucking sucker and a slave to my heart. But the more you hurt me, the harder you have to work for my trust so I’ll probably never get one. Too much work.

15. do you hang toilet paper over or under? I have a toddler, so under so he can’t just unravel the whole fucking thing into the toilet by slapping his hand on it.

16. your go to place to eat & your favorite thing to get there. Greenstop and Poutine. They have this killer brown gravy omg.

17. do you believe everything happens for a reason? yeah. Everything is either a consequence to our actions, or a lesson to be learned. Karma, my friend. And sometimes, bad shit just happens so you have room in your life for better things. That’s how I got you and Kay.

18. guilty pressures? You mean other than 80′s and 90′s one hit wonders?

19. favorite mythical creature, why? Dragon. Cuz...dragon?

20. something most people don’t know about you. Uh.. not everyone knows me to be as friendly as you tumblr peeps do. Truth is, I’m kind of known as a bitch in person. I don’t socialize well because of my crippling anxiety, and have RBF, so people just assume. Others know it as fact because I treat people the way they treat me.

21. where did you grow up, what was it like? at 8, I moved across the street from where I live now. Before that, I lived in ‘The Point’ but most of my childhood memories are of here. A lot of my neighbours are the same people. I grew up in the 90′s, so we use to play in the street day and night and there were no worries. I’d go from park to park, house to house, just wandering from place to place with my friends. No parents, just us, as long as I got everyone back out front by the time the street lights came on, and then it was hide and seek in the dark while all the parents drank on one of the balconies and watched. It’s not like that here anymore.

22. do you believe aliens exist? You’d be an idiot to think that we are the only lifeforms anywhere.

23. what was your last google search? Big Iron by Marty Robbins.

24. what did your last relationship teach you? You really wanna get into that? It taught me that no matter what I know about a person, I don’t know them. If they talk shit about other people to me, they are talking shit about me to other people. It taught me that just because they earned my trust once, doesn’t mean they should get a free pass on it for life, that I should make them keep earning it. And finally, than when they say “I’ll understand if it doesn’t work out” it’s bullshit. I’ll end up tossed aside and forgotten while I break. And when I realize I deserve better and move on, everything becomes my fault.

25. would you relocate for love? depends where. Example : I love Kay, but I ain’t moving to Florida roflrofl.

26. do you hold grudges or forgive easy? Forgive far too easily the first few times. After that, fuck you.

27. favorite book. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

28. do you consider yourself an extrovert or introvert? Introvert.

29. have you ever kept a journal, do you now? I have attempted to a few times. Didn’t work out. so no.

30. top 5 favorite movies. Porky’s trilogy. Ginger Snaps trilogy. uhhhhhhm.. fuck.. idk, why do you do this to me, I can’t pick favourites.

31. do you believe that everything happens for a reason? We already went over this.

32. what is your greatest fear? Falling.

33. favorite alcoholic beverage. Jack, disarono, Fluffed marshmallow vodka. UPPERCUT. legit, go into a bar and order an uppercut.

34. most embarrassing thing you’ve done. If i could think of something, I wouldn’t tell you guys muahahha.

35. do you believe in ghosts? not sure.

36. what is the best and worst part of your personality? That I’m nicer than I’d like to be. I’m mush. I’m forgiving and kind, and loving and sometimes I hate it.

37. should you split the dinner bill? Who am I at dinner with?

38. are you a good liar? Fuck no roflroflrofl. I’m the worst at it.

39. what keeps you up at night? these days, story ideas.

40. would you rather go without your phone or music? bye bye music.

41. do you believe in god? Nope.

42. how do you relax when frustrated? Mindless game on my phone, nap, or binge something.

43. what’s something that offends you? people. People offend me.

44. favorite food I’m a sucker for a good lasagne. but also cheesecake. I can never have too much cheesecake. I mean, I can, I’m lactose intolerant, but shush. Something are worth it.

45. if you were on a 10 hour flight and could sit and talk to any person the entire time, who would it be? If there’s booze on the flight, anyone. if not, literally no one. I’ll just pound back some Oxazepam and nap. wake me up when we get there.

46. when do you feel the most confident? never. ROFL.

47. what do you do on your free time? What is free time?

48. is there anyone who has completely lost your respect Oh yeah. If you’ve read this far, you might have an idea.

49. have you ever broken someone’s heart? Probably not, no.

50. did/do you play sports in school? In gym class. Oh, and I did that one summer to Tball and hated it.

51. when are you happiest? when I'm asleep.

52. coffee or tea? Tea. fuck your coffee.

53. what is one possession you own you wouldn’t want to live without? internet.

54. what is the first thing you notice about a person? Height.

55. what is your favorite season, why? I love winter, because I love everything looking so white and clean when the snow is fresh. But I also love spring because of the rain, and summer for storms and fall for colors and good weather.

56. what makes you laugh? What doesn’t.

57. are you a clean or messy person? I was given the nickname ‘Messy’ at 10 for a reason. It still applies.

58. what is important for a successful relationship? Be it friendship or romantic relationship, my answer is the same. Trust and Honesty.

59. what was your upcoming like? Do you mean upbringing? I had a single mom who worked all the time. I was pretty independent.

60. favorite holiday? Christmas.

61. what is the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery? pay off debts.

62. what’s the best pizza topping combination? Bacon crumble and cheese. Not bacon bits, fuck that shit. Bacon fucking crumble. its like, little balls of bacon or something and not many places have it anymore *sad panda*

63. favorite outdoor activity. meditation. Does that count? I just like to be barefoot outside.

64. how are you? honestly. It’s 9 am, and I’m already getting frustrated with kids. And I have a soccer game and medal ceremony coming up soooooooooooo.

65. would you rather go camping in the woods or stay at a beach resort? how about cabin in the woods, ooooor a beach resort with woods backing it. yeah.

66. what is the most beautiful thing in nature? everything.

67. favorite type of candy? Don’t got one.

68. if your life was a book, what would be the title? something super depressing, I’m sure.

69. what movie quotes do you use of a regular bases? “Later masturbater” (The Pest)

70. what was cool when you were young but not cool now? Frosted tips, mesh shirts, and snap away track pants on men HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,. Oh, them early 00′s. I legit saw someone wearing them a few years ago and almost died.

71. what’s the craziest conversation you have ever eves dropped on? dunno hombre.

72. what’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched? uhhhhhhh

73. what’s the worst hairstyle you’ve had? again, 90′s. Mushroom cut with a nike check saved in the back HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, everyone had that way back when.

74. what do you like to cook? most things.

75. what’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild? wild beavers make me happy.

76. what’s the funniest tv show you’ve ever seen? Japanese game shows. nothing is as funny as japanese games shows. Human Tetris for example is fucking hilarious.

77. do you usually follow your heart or your head? Heart. Unfortunately.

78. what is your favorite quote? I’m not sure these days.

79. what’s the weirdest crush you have ever had? I’m not sure..

80. what’s your love language? I dunno. I legit just had to google what they were, and I’m not sure which.

81. do you ever feel alone? Always.

82. ever been bullied? Far too many times.

83. are you usually early or late? Early, thanks anxiety.

84. what kind of art do you enjoy most? these days, written. But I love paintings the most, i think.

85. what do you wish you knew more about? Everything. If I could, I’d go to school and learn everything that interests me even the slightest.